when actor met avenger

[Thanos' N Ways to Die! 】

[Everyone is seriously OOC! ! 】

①You never know the power of a daughter slave!

Thanos looked contemptuously at the girl in front of him who was persistently planning to fight against him alone, and he felt a tinge of admiration, but it was fleeting.

Behind him, Vision half-kneeled on the ground, wishing that he would disappear immediately with the gem on his forehead, so that Wanda would not get hurt because of him.

Once again, Wanda, who was hit by Thanos and easily resolved the attack, suddenly had red eyes, under Thanos' puzzled gaze.

With teary eyes, he looked up to the sky and shouted:

"Dad! Someone bullied me!!"

Thanos in front of him:? ?

Vision behind: ! ! ! (This is... Is this going to meet the parents??)

"Who bullied my daughter!!"

"Don't want to live anymore! Little Wanda is so cute, how can you have the heart to bully her!!"

"Fuck! What the guts to bully my daughter!!"

Hearing his voice before seeing him, a huge shadow appeared in the sky.

"Eric! Put down that stadium!"

"Michael put down the Eiffel Tower!!"

"Ian, send me that satellite back!!"

The Avengers standing next door who had just been hammered to the ground watched in bewilderment as various flying objects smashed directly at Thanos.

"That Magneto!!"

Chris yelled.

"Ok?"

The three turned their heads indifferently.

"...Never mind that Magneto takes off his gloves!!"

"..."

The three continued to hit people unmoved.

"Wanda!"

Chris patted Wanda's shoulder heavily.

"Ugh?"

Wanda looked at the man who looked like Steve.

"please!"

Wanda, who was cherished by everyone, swallowed her saliva.

"Dad! I want that glove!"

"Huh? Metal gloves! Dad will bring them here for you!"

"All right, all right, cutie, I'll give you everything you want!"

"That kid quickly hand over the gloves!"

Three full-level Magneto Kings with 100% daughter slave bonus VS Thanos without any bonus who is only a little closer to full level.

Thanos: Pawn!

Finish!

②You never know the power of three brains at the same time!

The majestic Thanos looked at the vulnerable people in front of him, the six gems had been collected, and it was only a snap of his fingers, no one could stop him!

Charles and Patrick, who were pushed by James, looked at each other, and the three Magneto Kings next door took a silent step back.

Then, Thanos, who raised his hand to snap his fingers in everyone's eyes, listened, and his posture was ready!He stopped!Don't move!

At this time, in Thanos' mind:

Off the stage, all the superheroes and supervillains who have shown up anyway are sitting in suits and leather shoes.

"There is love below, Miss Thanos of No. [-], what I bring to you is the 'Four Little Swans'."

Well, Thanos finds himself tiptoeing to the music in a pink tutu and swan barrette.

Well, there's another one behind him.

Well, here comes another...

Well, there's one more! ! !

Thanos dances to the music.

(Imagine the scene by yourself, I won't say more about 3!)

Thanos, who ended perfectly, bowed and stood firm.

"Ahhh, the dance is so good!!"

"One more and one more!!!"

"Thanos, Thanos, we love you, we love you!!"

Thanos:? ? ?

"Thanos is mine! You all go away!"

"My mine!!"

Everyone swarmed up, and the 'four Thanos' surrounded in the middle were a bit square.

reality.

After finally returning to reality, Thanos stared at his raised hand in a daze.

Turning his head again, he... vomited...

Crowd: ? ? ?

Thanos: You are disgusting! !

Thanos: Pawn!

Finish!

③You never know the power of the multiverse!

"No! You told me it's not true! It's not true!!"

Quill, with red eyes, stared at Thanos controlled by Mantis Girl, wanting to hear him deny this fact.

What lingered in his ears was still Gamora's undeniable request: You promised me!You promised me!

"I have no choice."

The dazed Thanos replied that he was mourning for the only one he ever loved, his daughter.

"Do not!!"

"Quell Quill!! Calm down!!"

Seeing that Quill was about to pounce, Pratt, who was suddenly teleported, directly hooked his shoulders with both hands and pulled him out.

"You keep going, he will come and come!"

Pratt smiled at the other people who were suddenly changed.

"Success, success, success, success!!!"

"This is that??? Velociraptors, stop it!! Tyrannosaurus Rex, don't bite everything!!!!"

Thanos who threw everyone away and planned to wear gloves was suddenly bitten on the arm, and then... the dragon that bit his arm ran away...

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm just talking about it, and I'm talking about it, you keep going! Didn't I tell you not to eat indiscriminately!! Where are you going!! Stop it!! Take away the indiscriminate food If you spit it out, you will have diarrhea!!"

The people who only heard the sound but didn't see anyone saw that the human nature chased a large group of dinosaurs into a huge space-time vortex and disappeared.

"..."

Thanos with a broken hand and bleeding: Those are my gloves! !

Doctor Strange who saw Thanos without gloves: directly came to a high-altitude fall with an infinite time in the university!

After thinking about it, it is better to kill Doctor Strange, who is safer...

Thanos: Pawn!

Finish!

④ You never know what you will experience when you are born!

A long time ago on Titan, an extraordinary child was born in an ordinary room on an ordinary day.

"The Eternal Clan...Eternal..."

The woman who had just given birth murmured in terror.

"No, no, no..."

The woman picked up the scalpel on the table, and tremblingly pointed it at the baby who was still in swaddling.

"Hey!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

Suddenly, a space-time vortex appeared in front of the woman, causing her to fall to the ground in fright.

"This little one... Well, I finally found the right place! Magician!!"

Deadpool in the red tights squinted his eyes.

"Call me a magician again, be careful I shut it down!"

Deadpool snorted and turned his head, it's more fun to be small~

"Are you going to kill him?"

Deadpool looked at the knife in the woman's hand and asked interestingly.

"No...I..."

The woman was terrified and speechless.

"Don't worry, I'm here to help you, if you don't work, I'll come and I will~"

Deadpool, who only leaned out half of his body, covered his mouth and smiled, took out a pistol/gun from behind, and pointed it at Thanos who was still a child.

"Well, close your eyes~"

Before Deadpool started, he kindly reminded the woman.

……

"It's done~"

Deadpool came back with a smile, and then he saw Ryan and Scarlett.

"Scarlett!! Come on, give me a hug!"

"Ugly refuse!"

Ryan kicked it away!

"You are already divorced!"

"Hehe, I will remarry when I go back!"

Ryan stomped Deadpool's head into the dirt.

"Hey, did you get my consent!"

Scarlett punched it directly.

Finish!

⑤ You never know another scene where you appear!

"Mr. Stark, Mr. Stark, I took it off, took it off!!"

Peter jumped aside holding the glove that he had finally taken off from Thanos' hands.

Simultaneously liberate Thanos and the others retreat separately.

"...Do you think this will stop me? No one can control this glove except me!"

The recovering Thanos looked at the people who looked like clowns, so what if they took it off, it might as well wave their hands and come back.

"Really?"

Josh Brolin walked out of the shadows with a sneer, took the gloves handed over by Peter, and put them on securely under Thanos' surprised face.

"you……"

The four gemstones on the gloves are shining, so beautiful.

"Goodbye~"

Josh suddenly smiled, waved at Thanos, and then, humane destruction, thank you!

Josh Qiqi, who was watching with a smile on his face, took a step back.

Thanos: Pawn!

Finish!

⑥ I heard that you are bullying Vision? ?

"What's the use of resisting?"

Thanos used the time gem to restore the Vision that had been crushed by the Scarlet Witch. He pinched the Vision's neck and smiled regardless of his struggle.

"Let go of the illusion!!!"

Seeing this, the Scarlet Witch suddenly went berserk!His eyes were red, and scarlet appeared around him.

"Although I don't know him, I'm super upset that you bully him like this! Let him go!!"

Miss Wanda from the X-Men's house next door makes a handsome appearance!

"I advise you to let him go!!"

Elizabeth stared at Thanos fiercely.

"It's just you?"

Thanos looked at the three girls who looked the same with interest, and squeezed Vision's hand a little more.

"I'm going to kill you!!!!"

Suddenly ran away, the scene was extremely explosive and chaotic!

"Wanda, stop swearing!"

A call from the old father and Captain America.

One can dismantle the universe, three add up...

Thanos under attack: This gem needs a fart!

Thanos: Pawn!

Finish!

⑦I heard that you bullied my sister/sister? ?

Wanda stands in front of the Vision, looking at death as if she were home.

The so-called Thanos is so powerful that no one can defeat her. She must give up the vision, and Wanda couldn't help but be jealous.

"Sister! Why are you crying????"

Bai Mao suddenly appeared, and Pietro looked at Wanda who was about to cry in horror, at a loss.

"Sister! Who bullied you! Tell me!!"

Quicksilver appeared in this world instantly.

"It's that ugly monster!!"

Evan, who played Pietro in the X-Men world, pointed to Thanos and said.

"Yes! It must be you!!"

Aaron, who played Quicksilver in this world, nodded solemnly in agreement.

"Huh? An ugly thing bullying my sister?!"

Miss Polaris had an indifferent face.

"I don't want to live!!"

Dumont has the same indifferent face.

"Sister, sister, don't cry, I will avenge you!"

The hand of the youngest Nina Wanda.

"That's right, don't cry, Sister Wanda!"

McKibben nodded.

Thanos, who was closely watched by four Quicksilver, two Polaris and two Nina, suddenly felt a chill down his spine!

Thanos: Pawn!

Finish!

⑧You never know what will happen if you are too arrogant!

"Use gems to exchange your brother's head!"

Thanos pinched Thor's head with his hand, immobilizing him.

Loki widened his eyes, looked at Thor, and closed his eyes.

"You killed him."

Rocky said.

Thanos smiled slightly, and added a little more strength. Thor growled in pain, but kept motioning to Loki: No, you can give it to him!

"enough!"

Loki took a deep breath.

Thanos stopped.

"I ordered a death meal here, didn't I?"

Before Loki could say anything, a voice reached everyone's ears.

Reaper Luke appeared unsteadily in front of everyone.

"Don't talk yet, I'm returning favors. You are Loki, right? I'll give you a notebook. Write down the name of whoever you want to die. It will take effect in three seconds."

Loki looked at the man who seemed to be a liar.

He took the notebook and wrote the word Thanos directly.

"..."

Three seconds later, Thanos was still there.

Loki thought he was a liar!Less reliable than yourself!

"You write about Thanos."

Luke felt that his notebook had been insulted!

Rocky wrote.

then……

Thanos: Pawn!

Finish!

The author has something to say: In fact, this was not what I wrote at the beginning, but after I wrote that, I found that I had written the ending I expected, so I changed it temporarily.

All kinds of OOC, let’s read it as a joke~

In fact, I haven't finished writing it yet, there are still a few stalks, I will post another one when I write it~

And, about Thanos, I really like him, it's really not funny!

Maybe it's because the time is too short that his story is not clear, but I think he is also very pitiful.

Especially the scene where Gamora asked him when he was a child, it made me feel sad!

Well, so be it.

Well, for the text...

Wait until I come out of the three-point shadow~(￣▽￣～)~

goodbye! !

By the way!Remember to book tickets for Jurassic World~

Bye~