I'm serious about messing around

"Understood." Under the gaze of the other party, Jiang Lingen nodded unconsciously.

Shen Xiao is good-looking, this point can be seen from the scenes of countless girls attacking him in high school, the lethality of the other party's appearance.

But he didn't expect that one day he would be confused by this face, which is simply a great shame.

Jiang Lingen scolded him for being worthless in his heart, and his face was a little hot. Since its complexion was already pink, he didn't see anything wrong.

It's just that the feeling of being turned against a general is really uncomfortable.

"He just likes you and wants to get your attention. He's a little scared of you~" Jiang Lingen squeezed his throat deliberately, and said in a whiny voice.

He can see that the old cucumber in front of him likes to be prudish, if so, then he will do the opposite.

It's hard to find a way to disgust the other party. If you don't cherish it, you will let yourself down.

Sure enough, as soon as it spoke, the veins on Shen Xiao's forehead twitched violently a few times, it seemed that it was quite stimulated.

It just so happened that the phone in his pocket rang suddenly.

Shen Xiao glanced at the contact person for the call. The call was from Shen Chengkun. It seemed that the case had progressed. If he denied it, it was impossible for the other party to bother him in the middle of the night.

"Old Shen, how's the situation?"

"The matter about the corpse in the trunk was a misunderstanding." Shen Chengkun said straight to the point.

"What do you mean?" Shen Xiao couldn't figure out the meaning of the other party, his life was in front of his eyes, it was too hasty to just say "misunderstanding" and turn the page.

"That corpse is actually a simulated robot, the latest technological product. It is said that this thing is only played by rich people who have money and no place to spend. The bureau's first contact with this thing took a while to get it right. I know what's going on." Shen Chengkun's tone was also calm, and he was obviously a little frustrated with such a result.

Shen Xiao didn't know what mood he was in, so it was a good thing that no murder was involved.

It's just that when he thought of that person still lying in the hospital, unconscious, Shen Xiao became irritable for no reason.

"I see. Since it was a misunderstanding, it would be best. However, Zhang Hongyi still cannot escape the suspicion of this car accident."

"Also, since it's a robot, it means it has an owner. Has its owner been found? How did that thing get into the trunk? Have you figured it out?"

Shen Xiao's continuous questioning made Shen Chengkun pause: "This will take some time."

"Old Shen, haven't you retired yet? Why are you so well informed?" Shen Xiao suddenly changed the subject, and his tone became a little serious.

Shen Xiao has always known that with Shen Chengkun's contacts, it would be easier to inquire about some news that others don't know, but this is only limited to some insignificant things, and what Shen Chengkun said now is obviously beyond the normal range. He couldn't help thinking about it.

Shen Chengkun was choked up by his question, and then explained a little embarrassingly: "It's not what you think, I got all these news from inquiries."

Hearing the prevarication in the other party's words, Shen Xiao didn't delve into it too much: "Got it."

"Does the detective agency need my help?" Shen Xiao turned to ask.

"Are you changing your gender?" Shen Chengkun was a little surprised, "You didn't care much about your old father before."

"Give me Jiang Lingen's list." Shen Xiao said.

"So you have such an idea, boy." Shen Chengkun suddenly said, "It's okay, anyway, whoever picks up will pick up. You are my son, so you can be regarded as a rich man."

After Shen Xiao hung up the phone, he received an email from Shen Chengkun.

He was not in a hurry to look through it, but instead focused his attention on a certain pig who was eavesdropping openly with his ears open.

"Why are you still here?" Shen Xiao's tone was a little displeased.

Jiang Lingen: "I'll go right away."

Jiang Lingen jumped back to the ground with a quick movement, and his round and fat body pushed the low stool aside. After taking two steps, Shen Xiao lifted him up with a crunch on his fork.

"Did you hear it just now?" Shen Xiao showed a devilish smile.

Shen Xiao was completely taboo about talking on the phone, and when he learned that he was not involved in the murder case, his mood suddenly brightened.

It's just that Jiang Lingen was a little uncertain about what specific sentence Shen Xiao said.

"Hear what?" It looked blank.

The so-called pigs are floating in the rivers and lakes, if they can pretend to be stupid, they will not be stabbed.

"Since it's just an oolong incident, do you think it's necessary for me to keep you?"

Shen Xiao didn't take his tricks at all, and pointed directly at the vital point.

Jiang Lingen was only thinking of deceiving the other party's feelings, but he didn't expect that the situation would take such a sudden turn for the worse with just one phone call, and the whole pig was in a bad mood.

This person surnamed Shen really doesn't have a good thing!

"It's everyone's responsibility to take care of small animals, let alone a cute little animal that loves you so much, do you have the heart to treat me like this?" Jiang Lingen pursed his lips, his eyes were aggrieved, and he carried through the alluring character design to the end.

Shen Xiao stared at it and twitched his brows again and again, suddenly showing two rows of white teeth: "You are really different from the coquettish sluts outside, you are just cheap, not coquettish at all!"

Jiang Lingen: "..."

Hold the grass! ! !

What kind of domineering president is this? It's too scary! ! !

Before it could recover from the shock, the other party had already thrown it back to the sofa in the living room, and closed the door with a "slap".

Jiang Lingen grinned at the closed door for a while, and didn't dare to provoke him anymore. After a lot of tossing, it also felt a little tired, so it found a place to nest on the sofa, and fell asleep without knowing it. caught.

No one was killed in this car accident, and it also put a stone on everyone's heart.

Shen Xiao returned to the room, after thinking about it, he still made a call.

The call was quickly connected.

"Little Xiaoxiao! What brought you here?"

The exaggerated voice came into his ears from the other end of the phone, Shen Xiao didn't react at all to it, he seemed to have gotten used to it, and he didn't even frown: "I want to ask you something."

"Whatever, as long as I know, I will know everything without saying anything."

"Is there any high-tech product on the market that allows animals to speak autonomously?"

The person opposite was silent for a while.

Shen Xiao: "Why... isn't there?"

"To tell you the truth, there really isn't one on the market."

"Just because it's not available in the market doesn't mean it doesn't exist, does it?" Shen Xiao keenly sensed the loopholes in the other party's words.

"I have a sample in my hand recently, but it is no longer in my hand. If you need it, it will take a while."

"No, I'm just asking casually." Shen Xiao said.

"Since when have you been interested in this?"

"There is an animal around me that has become a spirit, so just ask." Shen Xiao said half-truth, which made Mo Ye on the other end of the phone couldn't help laughing, "Hey, little Xiaoxiao, why didn't I find out before, You are quite humorous."

After hanging up the phone, Shen Xiao lay on the bed, while thinking about Jiang Lingen in his mind, the figure of that pink piggy always appeared suddenly.

After realizing this situation, Shen Xiao suddenly became ill.

The sleepy one was also instantly scared away by the pig with a broken leg, grabbed the hair on his head and turned over, with a look of lovelessness on his face: "Shen Xiao, are you crazy?"

Jiang Lingen was woken up by the sound of Shen Xiao opening the door. When he opened his eyes, he saw the other party coming out of the room with a pair of panda eyes. His short hair was obviously ravaged and ravaged, and he was arrested. Each of the little stalks looks like a killer.

The low air pressure that emanates from the body creates a feeling that strangers should not get close to them.

"Morning..." Good morning!

Just as Jiang Lingen was about to say hello, Shen Xiao passed it straight to the bathroom as if he hadn't seen it.

Waking up is quite heavy!

Jiang Lingen curled his lips, found a comfortable position, and continued to sleep in its cage. Having said that, it seems good to be a small animal, at least it can sleep until it wakes up naturally!

"Jiang Lingen."

After an unknown amount of time, Jiang Lingen vaguely heard someone calling his name.

"Well, what..." thing.

Jiang Lingen opened his eyes, saw the scene in front of him clearly, and instantly woke up. When the words came to his lips, he turned a corner abruptly, and looked at Shen Xiao in front of him with a confused face: "What Jiang Lingen?"

"Shen Xiao, you made a mistake again, his name is Xiaoen~" After speaking, he made a shy expression.

Shen Xiao: "..."

It's been a long time since a pig can act like this!

Although Shen Xiao's complexion was a little better than when he got up, it was only relative. If it was a child with a weaker tolerance, he might still be frightened and cry.

"woke up?"

Jiang Lingen was a little uncertain which song the other party was singing, secretly observed the other party's face, and said weakly: "Did you not sleep well last night?"

Shen Xiao was not reserved at all: "It's all thanks to you, I didn't sleep well."

Jiang Lingen: "..."

Just be polite, take it seriously!

Jiang Lingen suggested very considerately: "Why don't you go back and catch up on sleep?"

Shen Xiao: "I'm not a pig. Besides eating and sleeping all day long, do I have time to do other things?"

Jiang Lingen: "..."

The pig attack is not over!

"Then you don't want to sleep, and you don't have to be so fierce to him, he's so scared~" Jiang Lingen was aggrieved, with a long ending, showing the girl's weakness and helplessness to the fullest.

A girl's acting like a baby is definitely a nirvana.At least if it was him, there was a girl who did this, not to mention picking the stars or picking the moon, Jiang Lingen thought he could do it too.

Shen Xiao's brows twitched violently, and his face was covered with a haze: "Speak well!"

"Is it because you don't have the slightest feeling for him?" Jiang Lingen stared at the other person's eyes, and continued to attack with a loli voice, "Not at all?"

Shen Xiao rubbed the center of his brows, with a look of lovelessness: "I like men."

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, the pink and tender piglet in front of him suddenly burst into tears with a "wow".

Shen Xiao: "..."

Which one is this playing?

Being a pig brain circuit is too hard to understand!

"What's wrong with you?"

Jiang Lingen wiped his tears sadly: "You really hate me, otherwise you wouldn't find such an excuse to lie to me."

Shen Xiao: "..."

Even with the same language, there is still a generation gap between humans and pigs across species.

This year is too difficult!