Shanmeow Grocery Store

Bai Qin was watching TV in the living room. It was a hilarious show. There were a few laughs, but her tail hadn't been retracted, and it was hanging low on the ground.

On the other side of the living room, Tian Luo was peeling pine nuts, with a small pile of pine nuts piled up in front of him.

Fu Langxuan walked to Bai Qin's side, and stretched out his hand to avoid patting her shoulder: "Aren't you looking for information?"

"It's all for the boss to see. We're not human. We have to find out what to do when we have a baby. It's fine if we don't give birth. It's so troublesome." Bai Qin replied without turning his head.

"How is it? Did you give birth? Why did you come out? You should spend more time with him." Seeing Fu Langxuan approaching, the female ghost floated to Fu Langxuan's side and asked.

"Give birth, two sons, they are both asleep now, I'll come down to see if there is anything to eat." Fu Langxuan did not dare to tell his mother that her two grandsons were not human.

"It's good to be twins again." The female ghost was very happy.

"You monsters... you kind, what do children eat when they are born?" Fu Langxuan walked up to Tian Luo and asked.

"This is the pine nut that the boss likes most, and the two children must also like it." Tian Luo pushed the pine nut in front of Fu Langxuan.

Fu Langxuan raised his forehead, his son has just been born and he doesn't even have any teeth, let them eat pine nuts, can this group of monsters be any more unreliable?

"Milk or milk powder, can they eat it? I read on the Internet that they can't drink milk. There is cat milk powder on the Internet, but..." But these two cats are not ordinary cats. Is the cat milk powder nutritious enough? ?

"Really? I don't know." Tian Luo shook his head: "I just asked a few snails who were older than me, and they said that the child was born, and they didn't need to raise or care about it. It was up to them to live or die. "

"He gave birth so soon." Lao Xunmu appeared at the door, gasped and said, "I called the old man over in the middle of the night, and I'm going to torture the old man to death."

"Hi, Grandpa Xun." Fu Langxuan helped Lao Xunmu to sit down, because Lao Xunmu often set up a stall near the grocery store, so Fu Langxuan also knew the identity of Lao Xunmu, so he gave money to him when they met for the first time. Give him a bottle of monkey wine. In Fu Langxuan's opinion, among so many monsters, Lao Xunmu is the most reliable. Maybe he can help solve the problem.

"I don't know how to raise a child." Lao Xunmu thought for a while and said, "I raised mulberry before, and raised him from a small sapling to such a high height. It is very easy to raise, put him aside, don't let others bully He'll do it."

"My son is not a sapling, they are...they are two kittens." Fu Langxuan lowered his voice to talk to Lao Xunmu.

"Oh, yes, I forgot. Qinghua is a little lynx. You shouldn't ask me about this. You can ask the little lynx. He must know how to raise the child he gave birth to. I'm here to give you something , this is my fruit, you can divide it into two halves, one half, and feed them, don't be too stingy, my fruit only bears one fruit every 1000 years, and the ones that were produced in the past were all given away to others, and now it is only There is only one left." Lao Xunmu took out a dark fruit and handed it to Fu Langxuan, the fruit was semicircular, about the size of an apple, and very heavy.

Fu Langxuan took the fruit, the Xunmu tree is a sacred tree, and the fruit only bears once in 1000 years, so it must be a good thing.

Bai Qinghua turned over when he heard the noise, looked up at Fu Langxuan, saw the fruit in his hand, and salivated.

"Grandpa Xun gave this to our son." Normally, Fu Langxuan would have rushed to give the fruit to Bai Qinghua, but right now, this is the only thing his sons can eat.

Bai Qinghua stood up, stretched, walked in front of Fu Langxuan, sat down, looked at him with pale green eyes without blinking, at this moment, Fu Langxuan suddenly had a very jumping thought, Bai Qinghua looks so cute.

"Hey! I'll give it to you." Fu Langxuan handed the fruit to Bai Qinghua. Anyway, Bai Qinghua is also the child's father, so he shouldn't starve the child.

Bai Qinghua pushed the fruit under his body, and violently stretched out his paws to wake up the two kittens, and meowed a few words in a low voice. The two kittens stretched and struggled to sit up, but their bodies were too soft. He didn't sit up for a long time, Bai Qinghua was very dissatisfied when he saw them like this, stretched out his paw and patted one of the cats, and the cat who barely half sat up was immediately slapped flat on the quilt, Fu Langxuan was heartbroken to see it. trembling.

The hard fruit was evenly divided into two halves by Bai Qinghua stretched out his claws, turning into two beams of white light and flying towards the two kittens. Suddenly, the two little kittens turned into two chubby little babies.

"This..." Fu Langxuan looked at the children in great surprise. He thought that he would have to wait a long time to see the children like this.

"Is Lao Mu over here? He's so stingy that he only gave one fruit." Bai Qinghua got up, jumped off the bed, took two steps, transformed into a human form, reached out and took the two children from Fu Langxuan's arms, Carrying one in each hand, he walked downstairs.

Fu Langxuan followed in fear, the child was so young, how could he carry it around.

"This is my son." Bai Qinghua put the child on the table and proudly inspected the audience.

The children may feel uncomfortable, stretched their hands and feet in the air, and found that no one was paying attention to them, pursed their mouths, and were about to cry.

It was the first time for the female ghost to see her grandson, so she crept to Bai Qinghua's side, stood beside her and looked at the two children very intently. Seeing her grandson crying, her heart ached so badly that she wanted to reach out her hand to coax her, but she couldn't touch anything. When he didn't arrive, he hurriedly called Fu Langxuan over to coax the child.

Bai Qinghua looked down at the child, stretched out his hand and slapped them twice, and said to the two of them, "If you cry again, I will beat you."

The two children seemed to understand, the crying stopped abruptly, the corners of their mouths twitched, trying to suppress the crying, the expression was very wronged, it made Fu Langxuan feel more distressed than crying.

Fu Langxuan hurried over there and hugged the two children in his arms. The children were small and soft. Fu Langxuan stretched out his hands to hold the children, but he didn't know how to hold them in his arms.

"Hold your head and hug your waist, the child's body is soft, so it's comfortable to hold it like this." The female ghost instructed beside.

"How do you plan to raise this child?" Lao Xunmu walked over slowly, and took a child from Fu Langxuan's arms.

"I don't know, anyway, I don't have milk." Bai Qinghua said as a matter of course: "On our side, there are only mothers who have given birth to children, and no males have given birth to children. I don't know how to raise them. Just watch and play."

Watching and playing...

"Otherwise, I'll ask my sister if anyone has a baby, and let her help raise it for a while." Bai Qin said very attentively, and deliberately put the big tail in front of him for Bai Qinghua to see.

"No, how can you eat fox's milk and make you angry?" Bai Qinghua was very disgusted.

"I can get some sap out, but not much. If I drain the old man dry, the sap is not enough for them to eat." Lao Xunmu said while teasing the child.

"Milk powder, rice porridge, etc., can I eat it?" Fu Langxuan looked around, as if no monster felt that the child should be treated with care.

"Eat rice porridge." Bai Qinghua frowned and said, "Don't eat milk powder, it doesn't taste good."

Fu Langxuan nodded, but he didn't think so in his heart. It still depends on what the children like to brag about, preferably something nutritious.

"How can it work here? The child can't survive eating only rice porridge, so he needs to find something nutritious for the child." The female ghost was very anxious, but she couldn't do anything.

"Why can't I bear it anymore? Just eat if you have something to eat, and beat if you don't want to eat." Bai Qinghua said very indifferently: "I used to eat milk only once in three days, and I lived well. They have something to eat every day, and they can live well." Just go down."

The female ghost sighed, didn't say anything, bypassed Bai Qinghua, floated to Tian Luo, didn't know what to say, Tian Luo got up and left with her, and walked towards the kitchen.

"Let's eat some of my sap first. My sap is still quite nutritious. If it's not enough, let Sansang also contribute some sap." Lao Xunmu said with a smile.

Handing the child to Mulberry standing beside him, Mulberry hugged the child very stiffly, his face was worse than crying, his clothes hadn’t grown back yet, and he had to provide juice. Thinking of this, Mulberry felt that his future was dark.

Fu Langxuan turned his head to look at Bai Qinghua, with a look of anticipation on his face. After all, his child was born by him, so he couldn't think of a better way, rice porridge or something, it's okay for a day or two, but it won't work after a long time.

"Eat pine nuts." When Bai Qinghua first came in, he brought Tian Luo's peeled pine nuts in front of him, and ate them one by one. Seeing that Fu Langxuan kept looking at him, he threw a pine nut over. The pine nut was very accurate. Throwing it into the child's mouth, the child stretched out his fist to send it into his mouth, his mouth moved slightly, Fu Langxuan opened his mouth, and found that the pine nuts were gone, and the child's mouth was full of neat millet teeth.

The child waved away Fu Langxuan's hand, pulled his clothes, turned half over, looked at Bai Qinghua's place, stretched out his hand towards Bai Qinghua's place, and was still talking, but the voice was so immature that no one listened understand what they are saying.

Bai Qinghua threw another pine nut over, the child was very happy, and continued to reach out to Bai Qinghua after eating.

"Knock it yourself." Bai Qinghua became impatient, and threw a whole pine nut over. The child hugged the pine nut and gnawed it for a long time, but he still didn't come out with the pine nut kernel, which was covered with saliva.

Fu Langxuan brought over the pine nuts, peeled them and fed them to him. He didn't have any thoughts in his mind anymore. It seemed that he really didn't need to worry too much about the child. He must have a good talk with Lao Xunmu later.

"So stupid." Bai Qinghua was very disgusted, stretched out his hand, and the child floated out of Fu Langxuan's arms. Bai Qinghua lifted the child in front of him, slapped his butt a few times, and taught him a lesson while patting: "I can't even knock pine nuts. How can you grab pine nuts from monkeys?"

The first diary of a cat's birth

December [-]th, the day I was born, I am a very hardy bobcat.

In the 24 hours since I crawled out of my father's stomach, I was beaten twice, the first time because I couldn't chew pine nuts. (Note that that happened less than three hours after I was born.)

I ate a lot of food while my father was not there. I just slept for a while, and was hung up and beaten by my father. Uncle Snail and Aunt Fox next to me didn’t even speak for me. Mulberry is the worst, it’s the wood he made She hung us up with tree branches, and stretched out her own fingers so that Dad could beat us with them.

When I grow up, I'm going to get revenge and tickle them all.

Press the paw to leave the certificate.

My brother said he thought so too.

Plus my brother's claws.