[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

"Wow."

Patricia, who was yelled at, made an "I'm scared" expression.

The expression was exaggerated, but the girl's scarlet pupils darkened, looking a little dangerous.

As if she had discovered something that interested her, she picked and crunched her fingers chaotically on the glass.

——Usually, this kind of micro-movement represents thinking, or irritability.

"Are you, and him, friends?" She pretended to be curious and asked, "I saw Iron Man's post publicly supporting Superman, and thought it was just a show."

Stark didn't speak.

He now thinks this alien woman is a big problem.

Patricia, however, was surprisingly patient this time:

"no?"

"Is that because you don't want to be bought?"

"It's okay, I'm easy to talk, and I can exchange it with other things, such as..."

Before Patricia finished speaking, a voice suddenly interrupted her:

"Whether we're friends with Superman or not, girl."

Taking a deep breath, Captain America, who didn't raise his shield, looked solemn.

"None of the weaknesses you speak of about him are tradeable."

"—nor are people."

"It's a matter of principle. We have nothing to discuss."

……

Patricia fell silent.

She looks at him appraisingly, as if Steve's got an extra pair of wings or something.

Captain America... Captain America was a little uncomfortable with her eyes.

After a while, the girl shrugged her shoulders: "But you can only represent yourself."

"I've heard your story, Cap... Is that what it's called? Never mind... 70 years ago you might have been the representative of America, 70 years from now... still?"

This "is it still?" asked, scarlet eyes circled around, and met the dissatisfied gazes of many agents, such as Coulson.

But she also felt that not everyone was angry at what she said, such as Sitwell.

so fun.

"You're out of date."

Patricia said inexplicably.

"Is there anything that won't go out of date? Except music... oh my God, you took away my Walkman too?!"

The last half of the sentence suddenly became sharp.

Nick Fury: "..."

The girl didn't care about her weapon (arrow), nor did she care where she was brought from the black car, but when she realized that the walkman of the last century on her waist was missing, she became a blowfish.

I'm afraid there is a cat disease in the brain?

……

Tired, the agent took the Walkman, which was still just an ordinary Walkman after checking it over and over again, and put it where Patricia could see.

Nick Fury wanted to reason with her.

Judging from all the information currently available to S.H.I.E.L.D., this "Patricia Udonta" is a troublemaker with an unknown physical age and a mental age about that of a child.

Background aspect.

She has a friend/relative who knows a lot about the earth, named "Xingjue", and there is no one who may meet the requirements in the name database searched all over the world.

According to the Walkman containing "One Hundred Golden Songs", she, or that Xingjue, is more related to the Seventies and 80s.

ability.

Patricia Udonta has superb hacking skills, and they estimate that the interstellar civilization she was born in is highly developed.

It is currently uncertain whether she can communicate with other galaxies (most likely yes, so the earth is in danger of being exposed to the law of the dark jungle of the universe).

Her physical strength is lower than Spider-Man's and approaching or higher than Captain America, which is acceptable, but her physical defense is surprisingly strong.

Coupled with her weird and terrifying method of controlling bones...

Nick Fury really didn't want to have a bad relationship with her-at least not until he figured out her weaknesses and cards.

Since she said that the terms of the transaction can be changed, they should be able to make some compromises. After all, Superman's weakness is really for the United States...

……

"No way~"

After the one-eyed director avoided Captain America's disapproving gaze and made such a proposal, the girl refused without hesitation.

She didn't even want to hear the conditions, with a mocking expression on her face.

"When you didn't talk when I first proposed the deal, there was no room for talking."

Nick Fury: "..."

The veins are about to pop out.

The atmosphere froze for a while.

Sudden……

"Then what should I talk to you about?"

The person who spoke was Iron Man who didn't say a word after that "no".

"Not in the name of Tony Stark - only in the name of Iron Man."

Patricia: "..."

Hey, isn't Iron Man and Tony Stark the same person?

Unlike the centaur girl who didn't understand the situation, the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., who instantly understood Tony Stark's implication, felt even more headache.

As the richest man in the United States and the chairman of Stark Industries, Tony Stark has to worry about the government and Congress even if he acts ostentatiously.

But Iron Man is not. In a way, Iron Man and Superman have something in common.

When Tony Stark says "in the name of Iron Man," it means he can't know about Superman's weakness and then tell S.H.I.E.L.D., the government...or whatever.

It's literally no different than Patricia's no-deal.

However, it is a seller's market at this time.

Patricia's attitude turned 180 degrees: "Deal."

Nick Fury: "..."

……

clatter.clatter.clatter.

Walking in the inner corridor of S.H.I.E.L.D., Patricia's combat boots rang.

She was not returned her arrow, and even had a collar-like monitor around her neck, but she walked in front of Tony Stark with a face of indifference.

On her left hand side, is Captain America, Steve Rogers, who "did not know why he followed after understanding what Stark meant".

——He was frowning beautifully, thinking about something, the shield was on his back, so it was easy to use.

The pure black collar with indicator lights fastens around the neck, taking into account the functions of "real-time tracking" and "high-efficiency anesthesia"... But in fact, everyone is not sure how effective this thing can be.

Patricia took control of it early on when she was buckled into it.

Now, if she wanted to, she could reach out and touch it to let it loose.

But she didn't.

On the one hand, it was because Patricia was in high spirits and didn't mind giving some sweetness.

She found that Tony Stark, the "superhero" with super beautiful caramel-colored big eyes, the black card customer she booked, and the one with a long name, made her feel a bit in tune.

On the other hand, because...

She was returned the Walkman.

If you don't drink songs for a day, what fun is there in life?

As a result, in the rigorous and tall S.H.I.E.L.D. West Branch, there was a burst of music that did not fit its image.

"Ooga-Chaka~Ooga-Ooga~ (乌嘎夏嘎乌嘎乌嘎~)"

A male voice sings in a rhythm of inhaling and exhaling and inhaling and exhaling.

"Everything's all right~ (Everything's all right~)"

"I'mhookedonafeeling! (I'm hooked on this feeling!)"

……

Steve, who was originally thinking about things, was taken aback by this very trendy singing, and he was quite dumbfounded.

Since Patricia rejected S.H.I.E.L.D., Captain America decided to re-examine the little girl.

A girl who looks like she is in her early twenties, in the eyes of "old man" Steve, still has a little harmless filter added, especially his first impression of her on the beach is "this kid is very interesting", plus , She also "knows mistakes and can correct them (?)".

——He talked about selling Superman's weakness, but in fact he didn't really do anything too much.

Just like the group of prehistoric dinosaurs who ran to the street to scare people, but didn't bite anyone.

...too skinny.

As for Stark...

Surrounded by the singing, Tony, who was really at the forefront of the trend, almost staggered, and was momentarily speechless by the old song "Hooked On AFeeling" from decades ago.

He turned his head and stared at Patricia for a long time, and under the inexplicable gaze of the other party, he choked out a very unintentional "cool...".

……

With "wuga wuga" playing in the background, the eerie trio made their way to the safehouse -- where there were no surveillance or listening -- and struck up a deal-making conversation.

For the wealthy Patricia, the result of buying, buying, and buying is not the most important thing, but the happy process is the most important.

Now she thinks Iron Man is very interesting, so she is willing to spend a little more time hunting.

but……

"Are you really not going to sell yourself to me? The treatment on Saka is very good. All the people on Earth (little green fat) who have been there love us there!"

Fighting still has to fight for it, what if it succeeds.

Stark, who has never experienced that he has no money and does not need to sell himself, let alone sell himself to an alien: "...No."

In order to prevent the alien girl from uttering more shocking words, he hastened to introduce the topic: "You said that you can exchange it with other things, such as what?"

Patricia's attention was immediately diverted: "Is everything okay?"

Stark: "...you talk about it first, anything on Earth will do."

"Believe me, if even one Stark can't do your request, there are not many people in this world who can do it."

"Oh." Patricia nodded, thought for a while, and suddenly her eyes lit up, "Then I want a Knight Rider!"

"I've just come to Earth and I've been so busy recently that I forgot to spend energy looking for him. You can find him out for me. If I find out, I'll tell you the Kryptonian's weakness."

"Old superheroes like Knight Rider generally retreat into the world and hide their names, right?"

Patricia isn't going to buy him, she just wants to know if Knight Rider has a son named Peter Quill :)

Tony: "...what?"

Steve: "...what?"

……

"Knight Rider."

Patricia was not satisfied with the reaction of the two earthlings.

"—Earthlings. The Knight Rider who specializes in fighting against evil forces and upholding justice for innocent and helpless people!"

The man with the mustache covered his heart and called out, "Jarvis...help me check this...who is this?"

"Okay, sir."

In the empty, blank safe room, the music of the golden songs was suddenly suppressed by an elegant male voice.

"Knight Knight" is a sci-fi TV series produced by Glenn A. Larson Production Company and MCA Television Company in the United States. It was first broadcast in 1982, starring David Hasselhoff, who now lives in the city of Baltimore."

Tony & Steve: "Oh...actors..."

The bigwigs who don't pay attention to the entertainment industry, especially the entertainment industry in the last century, and the old Popsicle who had no chance to watch TV since the 50s suddenly realized.

"actor?"

Patricia's face darkened when she heard the news.

"Xingjue is a big ass. He always says that his own father is Knight Rider, a liar!"

Tony raised his eyebrows when he heard the name "Star Lord" for the second time, and narrowed down the scope of this person's identity information in his mind.

He said, "Then you can take this news back and slap him in the face."

An angry Patricia refused to speak.

But Stark didn't intend to let her go: "Okay, I've found it for you, and the deal continues? I hope you are a qualified businessman and keep your word."

Patricia who didn't want to talk: "..."

As the richest woman in the universe, Xia Xia prides herself on being a trustworthy businessman.

Although she buys and sells by force, robs houses and houses, and plunders by force...

But she is a good businessman.

……

Good businessman Patricia Udonta explained the usefulness of kryptonite to two earthlings in a very moral way.

Kryptonite is the debris produced after the explosion of Superman's home planet "Krypton".

Like a poisonous weed that grows next to its antidote, kryptonite is the Kryptonian's ultimate weakness.

There are not many cosmic people who know this secret, because Krypton has long been extinct, and no one will be interested in the weaknesses of Kryptonians.

But the collector has a bunch of these green stones in his collection, and she has one now, but she's not going to tell.

"—So you people on Earth can't find kryptonite."

Kryptonite is floating in the Krypton Big Bang nebula belt 27.1 light-years away from Earth.

After finishing a long list of popular science, Patricia had an expression of "Xia Xia got back the game".

"Want kryptonite?"

"Sell yourself to me, sell it to me and I'll help you find it."

"Hee hee hee."