[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

Wakanda's ranch is like a sea of ​​emerald green.

Looking into the distant sky, one long ridge after another looks like the undulating backs of cattle and sheep.

On the farthest peak, the pure black panther sculpture looks like the guardian of the country, standing in the air for a long time, watching everything about its people.

The howling cool prairie wind blows by.

It's late autumn now, and the grass in Wakanda completely violates the laws of nature, and it can't grow more juicy.

The wind is blowing and the grass is low, black, white, and beige cattle and sheep are scattered all over the vast area, but there are rules to follow when you look closely.

—they were all clustered around a herder in a blue and red linen robe.

The cows and sheep, especially the lambs and cowboys, were very affectionate and rubbed against his legs noisily, yelling "baa baa moo moo" non-stop.

Probably tickled by the quarrel, the man with brown chestnut half-length curly hair couldn't help but smile and turn around.

His body turned sideways revealed a cute little tucker at the back of his head, and an empty arm, and the smile on his face was a little indescribable.

——It seems that the vicissitudes of life have finally found their destination.

"Bucky—!"

A call from Steve Rogers carried the wind down below.

James Buchanan Barnes heard this and waved to him.

——The only remaining hand was still holding a handful of half-gnawed pasture, and the beautiful little lamb that hadn't eaten its mouth was so wronged that it uttered "moo" at its feet.

"Don't worry, don't worry, Ollie..." Bucky bent down and smoothed its curly hair, and passed the grass over.

At this moment, Steve has come up close, his face is half amused and half helpless: "You actually gave them names?"

Bucky: "Of course, I took them all."

There was a fishy smile in the emerald green eyes.

Steve: "...can you tell the difference?"

"This one is called xx, and that little yellow-haired one is called..." Bucky clicked one by one, and each cub who was clicked made a "baa" or "moo".

... almost like a "bucky conductor led ranch concert".

Captain America was surprised by this.

……

"Why have you been here so much lately, Steve?"

The two of them slowly finished feeding the whole cart of pasture, and then Bucky asked questions slowly.

"Everyone can definitely guess that Tony is afraid that he will be unhappy."

Hearing this, Steve sighed inwardly.

There are different opinions about the "change" two years ago, and only the Avengers and the X-Men know the inside story.

There are rumors that "the brown-haired Captain America had a big fight with Tony Stark and broke up completely", and it is true to a certain extent.

After the events of the apocalypse, Professor X... lost his hair.

- He's balder and stronger :)

Before being empowered by Apocalypse, Charles Xavier helped unlock the brainwashing programs in the Winter Soldier's mind.

But also because of the uncertainty of 70 years of brainwashing and memory implantation, his memory was shackled—only under certain trigger conditions, he would slowly recall it—as a buffering process.

After his ability was strengthened, Charles felt that he was sure to straighten out the real memory and false memory of the "Winter Soldier" at one time, and retrieve the cleaned memory.

After obtaining Bucky's consent, "the second-generation Captain America entered Xavier College for a half-month visit."

...and then remembered everything.

Bloody, cold, muddled and endless.

Charles once said to him, "This is a very painful decision, Captain Barnes, and everything in your life will be broken."

——It was smashed to pieces, and there was no way back.

In other words, from the day James Barnes became the "Winter Soldier", his life has been rushing into the endless abyss.

At the time, Bucky's response was, "The Winter Soldier is me, I'm the Winter Soldier."

"Whether you remember it or not, this is a reality that cannot be changed."

"From the moment I woke up, I was ready."

Prepare to face that one of himself...the kind of person he hates the most, so much that he can't wait to kill him directly.

Even a few years ago, he was willing to follow Steve's suggestion to become "the second-generation Captain America who will never reveal his identity" for the sake of atonement.

However, even Barnes, who was mentally prepared, did not expect that he had personally killed Howard and Maria.

——to kill his former friend, the parents of his current friend.

On the way to find Tony Stark to confess all this and prepare for possible death, Barnes thought blankly...

Fuck fuck fate.

……

"fuuuck you! fuuuuuuck! you"

In Sisters Margaret's bar, some people are playing billiards, some are counting money, some are sexing, and some... are cursing God.

The mole-like boss wiped the cup and asked dejectedly, "Wade, what do you want to do?"

Wade Wilson—the mercenary known as "Deadpool"—showed his face like a hybrid of avocado and pineapple, and replied while cursing:

"There is a mutant boy named Russell who has been abused by his guardian, so he is likely to become a psychopath who kills [beep——] people and sets [beep——] fire in the future. The Josh who is now playing Thanos The cable that Brolin played again came from the future to kill him in advance, so I want to save the little boy from Thanos, but I have to set up a force, what do you call [X Force Group]? Sample?"

Boss has successfully honed his skills over the years to extract themes from Deadpool rants.

To sum up, there is a future villain named "Cable" who wants to kill a mutant boy, and Deadpool wants to protect him, and now he needs help, over.

"Can't you go to the X-Men?" said Boss Mole.

Deadpool: "Didn't you ever think about it? But since I killed a bunch of bad guys in front of them last time, I was included in the rejection list by the fork guy—killed in front of a bunch of media, Very cool."

"Now Colossus refuses to see me because my brother touches his big buttocks, and the punk girl in Bullet doesn't like me because she has a cute mutant girlfriend. Who is so free now... Hey diva?????"

Wade Wilson, who was complaining vigorously, turned his head, and suddenly covered his face and let out a girly scream.

The boss Mole followed him and looked over. A low-key black-haired woman in a black jacket lowered her head slightly and walked into the low-rise bar door. , pupils scarlet face.

It was Patricia Udonta who came.

The "Lich" who became famous five years ago.

……

"Heroine, what are you doing at the bar for rebellious girls?"

Patricia sat down to get a drink as if she didn't hear anything, but Deadpool dragged his small bench and asked questions.

"Did you know that Xiuwen, the author of insects, arranged for us a fateful encounter before my brother got superpowers? You once met me in this bar, do you still remember?"

This noisy voice was so annoying, Patricia Udonta endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back and said back: "Who are you?"

"Hiss—!" There was a gasping voice.

Deadpool staged a bittersweet plot: "You, unexpectedly, forgot brother! Ah ♂~ Are all the little girls these days [beep——] pulling out ♂ ruthless?"

Patricia felt a throbbing pain in her head.

forget?Of course I didn't forget.Not everyone has a wonderful soul like a large group of bear children gathered together.

But to be reasonable, she didn't expect that there was such a face under the mask of Deadpool. Although Xia Xia, who has an interstellar aesthetic, has seen no matter how strange it is...but this is the earth.

According to the well-known (?) laws, all Earth superheroes have a handsome/beautiful/cute face under their masks.

Like Bruce Wayne, like Steve Rogers, like The Winter Soldier, like Peter Parker...

"I haven't forgotten." She said with difficulty, "Is there something?"

Wade: "Yes, yes! Is my lady joining the x forces? I am a loli voice."

Patricia: "Ugly refuse."

Wade took a deep breath: "Isn't your character design a person with a beautiful heart, a good heart, and a person who only looks at the soul?"

Patricia: "..."

Patricia: Who gave you the illusion

……

After leaving Niflheim, Patricia wandered the universe.

The Saka planet has been destroyed, Gao Tianzun did not know where he took Fofo and Doctor Strange to play, the collector is said to have personally gone to a remote galaxy to buy something, and the old man and the Guardians of the Galaxy lost contact for some reason. Might be doing something big.

The question about Xingjue's life experience must be asked to the old man and himself to have a clue, this matter can only be put aside for now, so Patricia actually has nothing to do in the near future.

Even she herself didn't know why she wandered around and came to the earth again.

For Deadpool's suggestion, the girl doesn't really care if she joins or not. To her, there is no difference between wandering on the earth and following Deadpool on the earth, especially Wade Wilson, who is quite interesting.

So, waiting for Deadpool to fight with her, he took her to the small broken car with a friendly look on his face...

Patricia Udonta, who had a face of "I hate you so much, don't touch me", quickly gave in.

A mercenary with a hideous face pushing and shoving, a frail and bullying black-haired woman with her head bowed... This scene fell into the eyes of Peter Parker, a good neighbor of New York citizens, and it was simply a scene of "I don't deserve to be an actor if I don't do anything." Superhero crime scene.

"Pfft—!"

A strand of strong spider silk quickly came out from upstairs, sticking to the leather jacket of the "delicate and bully black-haired woman".

Sensing something approaching but not threatening, Patricia raised her eyebrows, letting the strong pulling force carry her up the third floor, and into a thin but very powerful and warm embrace.

"Hey ma'am, don't you fear, New Yorkers good neighbors are here to help... Goo!"

Peter Parker, who saw the face of the man in his arms, suddenly hiccupped with fright.

Feel the horror of being dominated by evil aliens five years ago.

...qaq

The author has something to say:

Little easter egg, Bucky's little lamb is called "Olly" hahahahahaha, fairies who have seen Miss Hydra understand.

ps: "Deadpool 2" is so damn good, the easter eggs make people scream, and there are so many memes that they fly up, the cables are so handsome, so cheap and cute that they fly up, I went crazy watching the last scene before the release . (The plots in this chapter are all plots in the encyclopedia. Since the movie has so many bloody scenes that the whole drama will end after editing, it is estimated that it will not be released. Please wait for the resources orz)