The first Buddha in history

"Fellow Taoist, why are you in such a hurry to leave?" Shi Xi'er tossed casually, and a string of bones and wind chimes floated in front of Xie Zhenghong like ghosts, and people floated in front of Xie Zhenghong like catkins.

The way to leave had already been blocked, and Xie Zhenghong had to stop.

"The little monk has good luck in peach blossoms. First of all, Yu Furong and this Shi Xi'er are both beautiful and spicy, and they are very popular with monks." Wen Chunxiang rubbed his chin maliciously, and then put his hands together Yi Tan said innocently, "But you can only watch, I can't let you lose your Yuanyang body so easily."

"Senior, stop making trouble." Xie Zhenghong replied silently in his mind.

"Could it be that my concubine's body is really so ugly that it makes fellow Taoists unwilling to say a word to me?" Shi Xi'er sighed softly, and tears seemed to overflow in the next moment, as if he was facing some kind of betrayal. People are average.

Xie Zhenghong was so stupid that he couldn't react.If Shi Xi'er wants to fight him, that's all. There's nothing he can't do.But people are watching you cry now, and they don't fight you, Xie Zhenghong didn't make a move, and he didn't go away, so he didn't know what to do.

Wen Chunxiang clicked his tongue secretly, and sighed secretly that the little monk was still too naive, so little tricks would not work.So he cleared his throat, and kindly mentioned, "Come on, little monk, let me say something, and you can say something."

Xie Zhenghong suddenly remembered what Wen Chunxiang had said that day at the Yuhuanmen Conference, subconsciously raised his breath, found Wen Chunxiang's words and read them out.

"Miss Shi is more delicate than flowers, and even a beauty with tears in her eyes has a certain charm." Wen Chunxiang said in an eloquent voice.

Xie Zhenghong read it dryly, almost tongue-tied.

"Miss Shi is more delicate than flowers, uh, the beauty is in tears, yes, she also has a certain charm."

Wen Chunxiang was so angry that he wanted to pinch and thank Zhenghong a few times, "The tone, the tone, can you have some emotion?"

"...What does it mean to be emotional?" Xie Zhenghong asked shamelessly.

Wen Chunxiang felt defeated.

Why would he say these things to a monk?

"Forget it, what I said, as long as you don't tie your tongue. By the way, you take out the fan that I trained for you before. The materials are too poor, and it is a top-quality magic weapon after practice. You Just turn it on and fan it with a smile on your face. Remember, don't look into Shi Xi'er's eyes!"

Xie Zhenghong took out the things honestly, and followed Wen Chunxiang's instructions to do it rigidly.

The senior seems to be very familiar with this kind of thing, so there should be nothing wrong with listening to him.

but……

Xie Zhenghong frowned slightly.

After the matter is over, it is still necessary to persuade Senior Wen carefully. If a monk is too rigid about these foreign things, it will be difficult to go far.Although Moxiu doesn't need to be scruples in acting, he can't put his mind on these things.

"Fellow Daoist can really talk." Shi Xi'er burst into tears, and when she raised her eyes, she saw Xie Zhenghong smiling and shaking his fan. He looked really unparalleled, and even she, who was partial to women, couldn't help being moved.If the other party is really good, it's okay to add another man to my "Hundred Flowers Palace", as there are fewer men than women in the Hundred Flowers Palace.

"Where?" Xie Zhenghong continued to parrot, "The monks don't tell lies, but the poor monks only speak from the bottom of their hearts."

"Fellow Daoist, is it true that you want to become a monk?" Shi Xi'er opened her eyes slightly, covered her mouth and smiled, "That's a pity."

"Compared to a beauty like Fellow Daoist who has fallen into prostitution, it is not a pity for me to become a monk." Xie Zhenghong sighed obediently as soon as he spoke.

Shi Xi'er heard the words and blurted out, "What did you say?!"

"If the girl hadn't fallen into prostitution, why bother with such a serious prostitution?" Wen Chunxiang lay halfway on the bed, with an unfathomable expression on his face, "The poor monk is quite good at making faces, and the expression of fellow Taoist is clearly beautiful. If you don’t make up too much, you look powerless. If you don’t fall into the world, why stand in front of the poor monk? Although the Dharma is profound, there is nothing you can do about this face of this fellow Taoist.”

Wen Chunxiang didn't need to look to know what Shi Xi'er's face looks like now, and couldn't help laughing, and continued to teach, "The poor monk only has the word 'abstinence' as a gift to fellow Taoists!"

After Xie Zhenghong finished speaking, he couldn't help lowering his head and thinking carefully about the exact meaning of these words.

About rebooting, it seems that seniors still understand.

But in Shi Xi'er's eyes, this behavior was not a kind act.

Many monks paid attention to the movements of these two people, and couldn't help laughing after hearing Xie Zhenghong's words.

"Hahahaha, Shi Xi'er, you have today too."

"Fellow Daoist Xie's words are really penetrating, I'm convinced!"

"The monks don't tell lies, so fellow Taoist Xie's words are naturally true. Shi Xi'er, your Baihua Palace is messed up, you should let those beauties leave early to avoid embarrassment!"

"Shut up!" Shi Xi'er's towering chest trembled angrily, wanting to tear Xie Zhenghong's mouth open.

"Fellow Daoist Xie is really sharp-tongued." Shi Xi'er managed to calm down and said, "Then I will let Fellow Daoist Xie try the feeling of picking up tonic!"

After finishing speaking, Shi Xi'er snapped his fingers, and the floating bone wind chime instantly became extremely huge. Only then did people see clearly that the ringing of the wind chime was not made by colliding with each other, but the strings of white bones and skulls. The sound of biting each other.

Shi Xi'er grabbed a head with one hand, rubbed it against her face, and seemed to enjoy the feeling of the white bones brushing against her face, "Daoist friend, look, all my white bones are my disobedient ones. This beautiful woman wants to escape. It just so happens that my Bone Wind Chime is only one short of ninety-nine, so why don’t I ask fellow Taoists to help me.”

Xie Zhenghong shook his head, "Amitabha."

"Good baby, go." Shi Xi'er pointed at Xie Zhenghong, and the heads on the bone wind chime instantly dispersed, opened their mouths and bit at Xie Zhenghong!

Xie Zhenghong opened the fan with a "swipe", and there seemed to be a strange light emitting from the fan.Xie Zhenghong fanned the heads lightly with his fan, and a semicircular wind came out from the fan, whistling and blowing towards the heads, "Ah——!" The heads seemed to have suffered something serious The damage was average, and each of them let out an extremely ugly roar.

Shi Xi'er quickly formed a seal in her hand, controlling the movements of those heads, "Three Demons and Seven Patriarchs, there is no one way, all white ghosts obey orders, go!"

Following Shi Xi'er's order, those heads staggered and continued to rush towards Xie Zhenghong.

Xie Zhenghong retracted the fan and moved it in front of a certain head. The swastika Buddha light appeared in his palm, and he was about to pat that head.

Shi Xi'er showed a smile, and the next moment, the head was shattered, and a ball of poisonous fire burst out out of thin air.

Immediately afterwards, several more heads were shattered, and Xie Zhenghong was surrounded by poisonous fire.

"Let them burn." Wen Chunxiang smiled, "You should trust your cassock more."

Hearing this, Xie Zhenghong no longer defended, but opened his fan again, and fanned towards the poisonous fire without the slightest scruple.

"Do you dare to touch the poisonous fire on my body?" Shi Xi'er sneered, and with a movement of her finger, the poisonous fire flew towards the fan and Xie Zhenghong together.

"That's Shi Xi'er's bone poison fire, don't touch it!" Shen Potian suddenly heard the rumors from senior brother Chen Ding'an, and subconsciously looked at Xie Zhenghong.

Shi Xi'er had a look of disbelief.

"How... how is it possible?"

The poisonous flame was obviously attached to Xie Zhenghong's body, but Xie Zhenghong shook it off, and with a "beep", it disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Fellow Daoist Shi, it's time for the poor monk." Xie Zhenghong didn't like Shi Xi'er's set of bone wind chimes. These heads were the same size, and I don't know how many monks were killed to make them?

Xie Zhenghong tossed the fan, folded his palms together, and began to recite the Sutra of Rebirth silently.

The fan transformed into a long scroll in the air.

Shen Potian suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and couldn't help but look up.

And Sansi seemed to have sensed something, looked towards the scroll, and after a while, he saw clearly what was inside the scroll.

There was nothing unusual about that scroll, and what made people feel horrified was not the scroll itself, but the words on the scroll.

Those are sixteen characters that every Buddhist monk knows, and they were written by a clone of the Demon Lord with the cultivation level of the transformation stage: Don't do any evil,

Do good deeds,

purify oneself,

It is all Buddhism.