Report to the general, I want to tag you

What do soldiers do most every day?Definitely standing in a military posture.

Therefore, in their view, standing for punishment or something is as simple and easy as a child playing with mud.

However, when Shang Ye and Xue Rui wrapped themselves in bath towels and walked to the small forest in the back mountain, their faces turned ugly.

The sound of countless flies buzzing lingered in my ears, and the exposed skin quickly attracted them to stop and rest. At first, when there were only one or two flies biting, the two of them could bear it, but when there were more and more injured parts, Xue Rui couldn't admit it anymore, and raised his hand to scratch it.

"Ok?"

A majestic nasal voice stopped Xue Rui.

He raised his eyes in pain, and looked at Gu Qinglan, who was standing not far from his monk Ye, who was personally supervising them, "General, there are a lot of mosquitoes, itchy."

Gu Qinglan was dressed in a black military uniform, which almost blended into the night. There was only one pair of eyes, like moonlight, cold and bright, "If you don't feel itchy, why do I ask you to stand for punishment?"

Sure enough, it was intentional, Xue Rui felt Gu Qinglan's terror again, "General, I was wrong, I shouldn't fight, you can punish me for running, [-] kilometers or [-] kilometers is fine."

Tiredness is better than itching, he really couldn't take it anymore, and when he glanced out of the corner of his eye, there were two mosquitoes parked on his chest muscles.

Depend on!

Are you sucking blood or drinking milk?

Xue Rui was about to collapse.

Luo Qi followed Xue Rui's gaze to his chest muscles, and couldn't help chuckling.

Gu Qinglan glanced sideways at him, Luo Qi quickly shut up, took a step back, and lowered his sense of existence.

Gu Qinglan looked at Xue Rui again, "If I knew this moment, why then?"

The sharp gaze shifted from Xue Rui to Shang Ye, "Aren't you two having a good time? I just told you yesterday, but I forgot today?"

"I haven't forgotten, General." Shang Ye pretended to be wronged and said, "But Xue Rui hit me first, so I have to fight back. Moreover, it's fine for him to hit my body, but he wants to hit my handsome face. I'm sure of that." I can't bear it."

"If you hadn't put the foam on my face first, I would have hit you?" Xue Rui retorted through gritted teeth.

"But I just put some foam on your face, what do you want? Women are not as hypocritical as you, or do you say that your face has been insured for tens of millions, so the foam can't be touched?" Shang Ye curled his lips in disdain.

Xue Rui clenched his fists tightly and moved his toes slightly. It seemed that he wanted to fight again. Gu Qinglan simply stepped back and leaned gracefully on the tree trunk, "You still want to fight? Then continue, fight more, let me stand here for two more hours , anyway, the night is still long, enough for you to come back and forth a few more times."

With a blow to the head, Xue Rui's anger was instantly extinguished, and his loose military posture became standard again, "General, it was Shang Ye who provoked me first! Even if I was wrong, it is not as much as Shang Ye, I don't agree with me and him Same punishment."

Gu Qinglan: "Then who started the fight?"

"It's me." Xue Rui fell back forcefully: "But if he didn't get me first, how could I have done it first?"

Gu Qinglan: "He got you, did he apologize to you?"

"General, Xue Rui didn't give me time to apologize." Shang Ye interjected, "If he beat me up a second later, I would definitely apologize."

"You lied, you will never apologize!" Xue Rui glared at Shangye.

Little boy, you know me quite well.

However... Shang Ye looked at the upright Gu Qinglan, and resolutely denied: "If there is enough time, I will definitely apologize. I am such a kind and upright person, I can't do things that I know my mistakes and don't correct them. It's because you didn't give I have enough time."

"You fart!" Xue Rui yelled, and Gu Qinglan coughed lightly, interrupting the argument between the two of them, "Do you know what the most important spirit of the Tiger Roar Fleet is?"

"Huh?" Xue Rui was taken aback by the sudden change of subject.

Shang Ye reacted quickly, "The spirit of the strong!"

Gu Qinglan, "Wrong."

Not to be outdone, Xue Rui said, "Obey the spirit."

Gu Qinglan: "Wrong."

Shango: "Patriotism."

Xue Rui: "The spirit of fighting for the people."

Gu Qinglan: "Wrong."

still wrong?

The two guessed a few more times, but they were all wrong, Xue Rui was puzzled, why it was nothing, the general couldn't be playing tricks on him again, could he?

With such a simple answer, Gu Qinglan did not expect that the two of them guessed ten times and failed to guess correctly. It can be seen that those two words were not in their minds at all, "Anyway, you have a lot of time, so think about it slowly, whoever will figure it out first , whoever will go first."

"Can you leave early?" Xue Rui's eyes lit up.

Gu Qinglan nodded, "Answer the correct answer first, and leave first, and the rest will still stand for two hours."

As the saying goes, where there is competition, there is motivation, and Xue Rui was immediately full of energy.

But Gu Qinglan added: "You each have only one chance, if you make a mistake, just feed the mosquitoes here honestly."

The answer that Xue Rui just wanted to blurt out immediately swallowed it back.Hearing that there was only one chance, he began to list all the answers he could think of in his mind, and then compared who was most likely to be the correct answer.

During this period, he kept peeking at Shangye, afraid that Shangye would answer it a second before him, but Shangye might be stupid and showed no sign of being able to answer correctly.

Xue Rui relaxed slightly, and after eight times of deliberation, he said cautiously: "General, is it the spirit of unity?"

Gu Qinglan looked down at the time on the communicator, "It took you four or ten minutes for such a simple answer. It seems that in your subconscious, this answer is not worth mentioning."

Xue Rui pursed his lips, and he recognized Gu Qinglan's evaluation of him very much in his heart, what a fart to unite!He can kill the Quartet by himself!

But he is not stupid, it is definitely impossible to admit it with his mouth, so he keeps his mouth tightly shut and doesn't say anything.

Gu Qinglan kept his word, and didn't want Xue Rui to answer some unintentional words, "Go back and rest."

"Yes, thank you General." Xue Rui walked away without saying a word.

After passing Gu Qinglan and Luo Qi, he turned his head and gave Shangye a provocative look, idiot, I can't answer this, but who knows, the other party smiled lightly at him, as if saying, what are you doing? Get out now.

Xue Rui: "..."

Gu Qinglan noticed that Shang Ye and Xue Rui were making eye contact, and looked back, Xue Rui immediately looked away, and went down the mountain with oil on the soles of his feet, carrying the towel that was about to fall.

Watching him walk away, Gu Qinglan turned to look at Shang Ye, "You already knew the answer, why didn't you say it first?"

Shang Ye laughed: "Does the general want to listen to the truth or lies?"

Gu Qinglan looked at him coldly: "What do you think?"

Shang Ye smiled hippie: "If I tell the truth, can the general agree to accompany me until the end of the punishment?"

Gu Qinglan: "You are not qualified to arrange me."

Shangye: "This is a request, of course, it can also be said..." He deliberately paused, and after drawing Gu Qinglan's more focused gaze, he smiled mischievously, "Such a coquettish."

"Puff——cough, cough..." Luo Qi was overly frightened, covered his mouth and turned his back, "General, I'm sorry, I'm choking on my saliva."

Oh my god, he's so disgusting!Where the hell is this Shangye?On which mountain did such a thick-skinned person cultivate?Share the link.

Gu Qinglan deserved to be an embarrassingly tall person, Luo Qi had goosebumps all over his body, and he still had a calm face, "If you don't want to stand for another hour, just talk to me."

Ugh……

The general is really hard to tease.

Shangye saw that there were no conditions for a deal, so he could only speak honestly, "Back to the general, I just want to take a light bulb, and I will be one step closer to the two-person world between me and the general."

Luo Qi, the only light bulb left: "???"

Is this kid telling him to get out of here too?

Gu Qinglan lowered her eyes: "Sure enough, you can't speak well, so let's stand here for an extra hour." After speaking, he turned around and left.

Shang Ye was in a hurry, why did he tell him to leave?

"General, don't rush away, just stand with me for a while, we've known each other for so long, we haven't had a good chat yet."

Gu Qinglan kept walking and walked down the mountain without looking back.

Shangye turned up his volume, trying to impress the general with his hobbies: "Balala Energy—Hu Nila—Magic Fairy Transformation."

Gu Qinglan, who was going down the mountain, wobbled unsteadily.

!!!

What the hell?

The author has something to say: Shangye is actually a fool

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