Stand on the moon and say I love you

we can leave. "

These words really made Ye Nanyi dumbfounded.

Inspector is a very important military officer title, so you can't tell lies in front of him!If even he told lies, then the superior officials would not know the situation at the bottom!

"You have to listen to me no matter what this time, Aye." He Yu said softly.Not only his tone of voice, but even his eyes are like spring water, soft, as if they can melt people.

This kind of encounter has to be called strange.

"Is there something you are hiding from me?" Ye Nanyi looked at him suspiciously.

"How is it possible!" He Yu puffed up one cheek, "If I lie, won't the system be able to verify it right away?"

Indeed, basic lies are easy to spot in this day and age.But He Yu's lie was not so easy.What the system recognizes are established facts, such as whether a certain person has been in or out of a certain place, etc., which can be queried in the system.Similar to the lie that He met the orthodox army and lost his way in the morning class, within a few seconds, all his signs of activities and the data he browsed on the Internet will be queried by the system.Based on these, the system will make a judgment on whether to lie or not.And for their mission this time, the contact was interrupted, so no matter what He Yu said, the system had no way of knowing it, and it couldn't make a judgment.

Ye Nanyi didn't want to hide anything about this matter, it was not a trivial matter.

"Now you have told a lie that can be identified even without the need for a system." Ye Nanyi pointed out calmly.

He Yu stuck out his tongue playfully: "You found out, I'm such a fool~"

……

Ye Nanyi had nothing to say.

Li Zhiying's office will arrive soon.

Ye Nanyi knocked on the door first, and a pleasant female voice came from the office immediately: "Is it Ye Nanyi and He Yu's first-rank lieutenant? Come in quickly, the master has been waiting for you two for a long time."

Different from the enthusiasm of the system, Li Zhiying is an extremely serious officer, so serious that he is almost inhumane.

Through the lens, he looked coldly at the two people who walked in: "Are you two officers who participated in the No. 302 mission?"

He Yu smiled and didn't speak.

As the executive officer of this mission, Ye Nanyi should answer. He was glad that He Yu didn't mess around: "Yes, sir."

Li Zhiying's eyes turned from He Yu to Ye Nanyi: "Are you the executive officer of this mission?"

"Yes, sir."

"This mission did not leave any image data, I hope you can explain this."

"It's like this-"

However, just as Ye Nanyi started to start, He Yu suddenly asked in a doubtful tone: "Sir, you put so much pomade on your hair every day to fix it. When you wash it at night, it must be very oily, right?"

……

The silence speaks.

A vein popped up on Li Zhiying's forehead: "Ye Nanyi rank lieutenant, please continue."

Actually ignored him? !very good.The inspector's tolerance is higher than Ye Nanyi imagined.

Ye Nanyi also said seriously as if He Yu had never spoken: "That day was the weekend, we received an urgent notice, and I will lead a temporary team to temporarily serve as their executive officer—"

"I remember that in the movies in the early days, the villains all had hair like yours. Are you still young? Why do you have such a hairstyle? It doesn't suit your temperament, sir." He Yu didn't seem to understand it very well. Li Zhiying's aesthetics.

Li Zhiying had a second blue vein on his forehead: "Keep talking, Ye Nan is a first-rank lieutenant!"

"Yes." Ye Nanyi seemed to see Li Zhiying's hair sticking up, but he planned to ignore it. "We followed the normal process and successfully landed on Saturn. Due to the special geographical environment of Saturn, it took us some time to get there." Found a building in there, and when we sneaked in, we were with-"

"Also—" He Yu's voice had just rang out, but was interrupted by Li Zhiying's heavy slap on the table: "He Yu is a first-rank lieutenant!"

He Yulan lazily raised his hand and saluted a military: "Here."

The sound of "arrive" dragged on for a very long time, and Li Zhiying's face became even more stinking: "What do you want to do! This is not the Star Supervision Bureau, and you will not be allowed to act wild!"

"Sir, I am wronged!" He Yu said bitterly, "The system has recorded everything, and I didn't do anything! Besides—" He Yu winked at him and said, "Aren't you also from the Star Supervision Bureau?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Li Zhiying stood up suddenly.

"If I talk nonsense, the system will prompt." He Yu seemed to be taken aback, shrinking his neck pitifully.

Li Zhiying looked more and more angry with this appearance.

He knew that this was He Yu's disguise, he liked innocence and innocence, and he was deliberately disgusting people.Seeing other people being furious, He Yu didn't know how he would laugh in his heart.

Facing He Yu, if you get angry first, then you will lose.Can't fall into the trap.

Li Zhiying let out a breath slowly, and resumed his cold attitude: "In my opinion, He Yu, a first-rank lieutenant, you always interrupt Ye Nan, a first-rank lieutenant, are you trying to hide something?"

He Yu's eyes widened and he looked even more innocent: "How is it possible, sir, if I hide something, the system will remind you."

System, system, what happened to this, he opened his mouth and kept his mouth shut, and all he mentioned was the system!

While Li Zhiying was restless, Ye Nanyi said, "That's right, sir, what Lieutenant He Yu wanted to express was indeed a problem with the system. During our mission, Commander Veronica lost contact with us." got in touch."

Li Zhiying's eyes fell on Ye Nanyi: "In this day and age, is there still such a thing as losing contact?"

Ye Nan looked firmly: "Yes. I reported this matter to Commander Veronica, but she ignored it. So I hope you can continue to report this matter. This is definitely not a trivial matter, and It’s not like I’m talking nonsense.”

Li Zhiying's eyes gradually became playful: "Do you want to know what Veronica thinks of you?" He put his hands on the table and put his ten fingertips together "She said that you are like He Yu, a mouthful Nonsense executive."

"This is a complete slander!" Ye Nanyi and He Yu said in unison.Ye Nanyi didn't want to express the same opinion as He Yu, so he immediately fell silent.He Yu went on to say: "There is a flaw in this sentence! At least I am not an executive officer now!"

What he said was filled with righteous indignation, even Li Zhiying doubted that he would say something nutritious this time, but in the end... He Yu was always so pleasantly surprised.

Li Zhiying automatically ignored He Yu's words: "Now I want to officially notify you two to accept the investigation from the Legit Army."

"Investigate what?" Ye Nanyi couldn't help asking, "We didn't do anything illegal!"

"False reporting is a violation." Li Zhiying leaned back in the chair, "Besides, this is a serious crime."

Ye Nanyi's complexion was very ugly. On the other hand, He Yu, leisurely, even patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "It's okay, Aye, don't you have an old saying called 'You are not afraid of the shadow when you are upright'? Let them investigate!"

Li Zhiying looked at the two people through the glasses and smiled: "Whether the body is upright or the shadow is oblique, it depends on the meaning of the above."

After the words fell, two officers walked in from the outside and took them away.

In order to avoid communicating in advance, He Yu and Ye Nanyi were to be detained separately.Before parting, He Yu said affectionately to Ye Nanyi, "Don't worry, Aye, we'll be out in a few days."

The escorting officers glanced at each other and sneered.

Maybe this first-rank lieutenant He Yu still doesn't understand the current situation!

The people above want to take off the hats on your heads!

I don’t know if you’ve heard of a term called “fake shows are real”?

The old prisons have long since been abolished.In modern times, that is considered inhumane and unscientific.

Although the new prison looks similar to the old hotel, but the prison is the prison, no matter how beautified it is useless.

The layout in the cell is very simple, with bathrooms and beds, and even an old TV set on the table opposite the bed, although only educational films about the empire will be played in it.It seems like a good treatment, but once a move is considered harmful by the system, the cell will immediately release a voltage that the human body can withstand to suppress the prisoner.

In Ye Nanyi's view, the new style of prison only reduced the work of the guards.It's no wonder that the officers squeezed their heads and wanted to serve as a prison yu.The salary is the same, but the risk is extremely low, and there is leisure, and sometimes you can get a good amount of extra money, why do you want to be an executive officer?

Ye Nan was lying on the bed bored, staring at the ceiling and thinking about all these things.

He didn't know what He Yu would do to pass the time... He really couldn't imagine He Yu watching educational films with great interest.

Every day feels like years, but in fact, he was locked here for only three days.

During these three days, no one came to speak to him.This is the regulation of prison yu.Liars like him are not allowed to talk to anyone, nor are they allowed to see him.Not only that, all entertainment activities have been cancelled, the only thing that can be done is to watch TV and receive education until you change your mind.

Ye Nanyi believed that he had done nothing wrong, so it was only a task to turn on the TV at fixed times every day to receive education, and he couldn't listen to a word at all.

Such a boring life can easily drive people crazy.