Stand on the moon and say I love you

Check out his beard!Are you sure it wasn't stained?This is too much like the characters in the anime!

He Yu was calm and composed: "You must have heard it wrong. I'm talking about a strange and terrifying creature. This kind of creature usually lives on the earth. I don't think Venus should have it."

The man seemed interested in the topic: "Oh? What's that?"

He Yu looked as usual: "Menopause woman."

Ye Nanyi could clearly hear that Veronica was about to lose her breath.

If He Yu appeared in front of Veronica, the blood value of his little life would probably be reduced to zero.

"Hello, what should we call you?" In order to prevent He Yu from talking nonsense, Ye Nanyi hurriedly stepped forward.

"I'm Xiangli's leader, Liyun." To be honest, he doesn't match such an exquisite name like Liyun at all!But Li Yun didn't feel it at all. He stroked his beard and showed a kind smile, "So young people, what's the purpose of your visit?"

"Do you know space pirates? We are here to negotiate with them."

"You mean Song Yanting?" Li Yun frowned. "What do you want to negotiate with him?"

Veronica reminded in the communicator: "Through the analysis of his facial expressions, he is likely to have a relationship with Song Yanting, the captain of the space pirates. Executive Officer Ye Nanyi, please be cautious in your words and deeds."

Of course Ye Nanyi did as he said: "Perhaps he and you have mentioned that he invited us."

"Inviting you?" Li Yun seemed in disbelief. "If I remember correctly, he came this time with more than a dozen people from Earth. He said it was his trophy."

It seems that Li Yun knows a lot of things!Now that you know, why test them?

"So you know!" It's a pity that Ye Nanyi hadn't opened his mouth yet, but He Yu took over.Veronica kept calling He Yu's name in the earphones, but it was useless at all, He Yu still finished what he wanted to say, "Then it will be much easier to handle! You call that Yan Ting, Let's have a good talk."

Li Yun looked at He Yu and sneered, "Yan Ting is right, you earthlings are really cunning!"

The real cunning one is Song Yanting, brother!Ye Nanyi wants to cry but has no tears.It seems that Venusians are not only arrogant, but also double-standard.

He Yu pointed out calmly: "But what kind of banquet is this Song, he is also from Earth!"

"Cunning earthlings, you're still arguing here!" Li Yun perfectly explained what it means to blow your beard and stare.

He Yuxiang was an elementary school student answering the teacher's question, and raised his right hand high: "Excuse me, I'm a man from the moon."

"Prison them!" Li Yun didn't listen to what they said at all.

Several grotesque anthropomorphic machines jumped out of the floor directly under their feet and clamped them down.As for why they are said to be grotesque, who has seen the round body of an anthropomorphic machine covered with arms!It's a real human arm!Not mechanical!This kind of sensory impact, Ye Nanyi really wanted to complain about the aesthetics of the Venusians - what the hell is this!

"Don't act rashly!" Veronica's order was placed on the public channel, and it seems that the team members outside have also received the same treatment.

"Look, I know it. Violence is prohibited, violence is prohibited, we can't do anything if this continues." He Yu dissatisfiedly removed his hand from the Tang knife at his waist, and let the anthropomorphic machine obediently let him be the same as Ye Nan. take away.

The prisons of Venus are also the same as its buildings, with a very unique aesthetic, but it is understandable, after all, the resources of Venus are not as good as that of the earth, and it is very difficult to think of green trees and sunshine here.Fortunately, water is scarce here, and being imprisoned in a prison like a dungeon is not too uncomfortable.

"What Yan Ting is this, he must know Li Yun!" He Yu said angrily.

This guess has already been said, please say the next one.Ye Nanyi stared at the wall helplessly.He didn't want to hear a word of He Yu's nonsense anymore.And he never called Song Yanting's name correctly!How bad his memory is!

"Aye, you don't have to be afraid." He Yu was originally in the other corner of the prison, and while talking, he approached Ye Nanyi without warning, and when he reacted, He Yu had already circled his shoulders, "Don't worry, With me here, all problems will be solved.”

Apart from "hehe", Ye Nan had nothing to say.

"Fortunately, the people from Venus have a bit of conscience and didn't separate the two of us." He Yu sighed sincerely.

However, as soon as he said these words, the whole prison began to shake violently. Ye Nanyi took the opportunity to get rid of He Yu's shackles, and this action directly caused him and He Yu to be blocked by a high wall that suddenly erected.

... Now Ye Nanyi is convinced that He Yu's mouth must have been opened.

Birth of a comedian

The wall that separated Ye Nanyi and He Yu was stronger than any wall Ye Nanyi had ever seen.

The material of Venus is something they have never seen before.Ye Nanyi can only observe more, so that the command room can calculate its composition faster.

"Commander, how's the situation?" Not only was he nervous because of the unknown environment, but also the unseen team members, wondering how they were doing now, whether they were also separated like him and He Yu.

"Only you and the assistant officer were separated, and no abnormalities were found in the others."

... He Yu, I'm afraid I stepped on dog shit on the road!

"Wow, people on Venus must be single, that's why they are jealous of A Ye and me!" He Yu said angrily on the other end of the communicator.

...No one wants to be jealous at all!Ye Nanyi really didn't know where He Yu's confidence came from, he was like a proud peacock, about to engrave these two words on his forehead!

Ye Nanyi tried his best to change the subject: "Can these materials be cracked, Commander?"

"It will take a little time." In the task, Veronica has never been so concise.Immediately afterwards, Ye Nanyi heard the sound of "cracking" keyboards and other officers talking in low voices from her side.This is also the reason why Veronica has been continuously rated as an excellent commander, because her work efficiency has always been so efficient.

It's a pity that there will always be such a person who ruins the scenery: "It turns out that Aye is just like me, and I can't wait to meet! Every second I am separated from Aye is so difficult for me!"

I believe that at this moment, Veronica's face must be as colorful as her own.

No one wants to eat dog food, okay?Can this channel block He Yu, can you!

"Are you in unrequited love?" A somewhat familiar voice came from He Yu's side. Veronica and Ye Nanyi immediately held their breaths and listened carefully.

On the contrary, He Yu actually abandoned his usual sticky tone of voice and turned into a cold male god: "None of your business."

!!!

Is this He Yu who he knows!Or did he know they were listening to him and he said it on purpose?

The person who came was Yun An, that rebellious Venus young man.Ye Nanyi thought that he would not be able to bear He Yu's attitude, but unexpectedly he said: "Unrequited love is so boring, why not choose to be with me."

???

What kind of development is this!Ye Nanyi could see that Yun An was interested in He Yu, but he never imagined that he would confess his love so soon!Can the Venusians refresh Ye Nanyi's three views every minute!

He Yu was obviously also surprised: "Can't you see that I'm married to my executive officer?" He Yu showed the wedding ring on his finger, "Or is it not the mainstream here?"

Yunan smiled arrogantly: "Our technology is several light years ahead of the earth. As long as I want to know something, that knowledge will be transmitted to my brain. So the meaning of your wedding ring, I have long known Just know."

"Oh." He Yu's reaction was flat, "Then why did you come to see me? Are you looking for insult?" He Yu raised the corners of his mouth and smiled maliciously, "Your taste is really unique."

Ye Nanyi found it incredible just to hear He Yu speak like this. If he saw his expression with his own eyes, Ye Nanyi would definitely get to know He Yu again and again.

Yun An didn't care about He Yu's bad attitude: "I will take your words as a compliment to me."

He Yu sighed deeply: "I really can't do anything about you."

The meaning of pampering in this sentence is so obvious that as long as you have long ears, you can hear it.

Even through the headphones, he seemed to be able to feel that the officers in the command room were looking at him with pity.

...Things are really not what you imagined!

He Yu would be confused just by hearing the voice, let alone Yun An standing in front of He Yu.

The helplessness in his eyes was so real that it couldn't be more real. If a person jumped out and yelled at him, that person couldn't possibly love you, Yun An would definitely punch him hard and tell him to get away.

Today is the Heavenly King Laozi, and this person is also my little baby!

In order to show his sincerity, He Yu pulled out the communicator from his ear and casually threw it aside: "I was forced to say those things just now when someone was watching me." He looked at Yun An cautiously, "You won't Are you angry about that?"

...Although He Yu took off the earphones, he didn't turn them off at all. They could hear them clearly, okay?Can you turn off the earphones and throw them away, and show them respect!

Yun'an didn't know He Yu at all, let alone his little tricks.He looked at He Yu with playful eyes: "What kind of person are you?"

"As an officer, how can you be your true self?" He Yu lowered his head slightly, his eyes flickering, full of unspeakable grievances.

On this point, Yun An, who is also an officer