Cat's Cultivation Live Room [Interstellar]
Chapter 14 It Looks Like My Cat
Hua Jiu hung up the communication, and was answering to put the things in the house back into the bag, when suddenly a strange female voice rang out from the terminal.
"Ding dong! Dear residents of Snail Apartment, please complete this week's outdoor exercise quota or pay the residence tax as soon as possible, live a healthy life, and refuse to live in the house! I wish you a happy life~~~"
Hua Jiu jumped, and after listening to it, she looked confused and called out to her artificial intelligence: "Ashi?"
A Shi: "Imperial Tax Law Chapter 7, No.80 seven articles, residence tax: Due to the popularization of holographic technology, mental mortality has increased greatly. For the health of the citizens of the empire, all adult citizens of the empire should pay the residence tax on time. Tax forms except credit Outside the points, outdoor sports quotas are specially added, and the completion of the quotas can be exempted from tax.”
"?"
The cloth mouse that Hua Jiu had just picked up fell to the ground, and she didn't quite understand what the house tax meant.
Fortunately, the witty Ashi calculated: "According to your estimated income, you should pay 5 credits this week. Of course, 80% of the citizens in the entire empire will choose to complete the exercise quota."
"!!!"
The cloth mouse that Hua Jiu picked up dropped again, and after calculating how many grilled fish he could buy with [-] credits, Hua Jiu was heartbroken: "Can I not pay?"
Ashi: "Yes, you can also choose to complete the exercise indicators. You can choose to walk, run, sports ground, or gym. Different exercise evaluation indicators are different. There are two evaluation methods: distance and time."
Hua Jiu picked up the cloth mouse, pouted and said unhappily, "Then what if your citizen is crippled?"
Ashi: "Imperial residence tax is the most humane tax regulation. Its main purpose is for the health of citizens. Of course, it will also take into account that everyone's physical condition is different, and the standard will also be adjusted humanely. For example: you If you choose to walk, the standard is 21000 steps a week or the distance can reach 10500 meters."
Hua Jiu blinked, and moved her eyes to the Divine Walking Talisman beside her, her eyes lit up.
10 minute later.
"Ashi! Kuai Kangkang, am I enough? Is it enough?"
Hua Jiu stood at the entrance of the food street, triumphantly calling the artificial intelligence.
Hua Jiu sticks out his chest, he is such a clever little ghost!
Once the magic amulet is posted, what sports indicators are not at hand!
After going out anyway, Hua Jiu decided to come to the restaurant to eat grilled fish in person, killing two birds with one stone, it's so awesome!
In the end, he was only complacent for three seconds before being thrown cold water by Ah Shi.
A Shi: "...The test shows that your moving speed is too fast, and you can only get there by means of transportation, so it is not included in the calculation."
When Hua Jiu heard this, she immediately became furious: "Didn't you see it! I obviously ran here! You testify to me!"
Ashi: "Yes, do you want to submit an application? You only need to upload your exercise video for verification and you can apply to adjust your standards, but you need relevant evidence every time you submit the indicators."
The familiar smell of grilled fish in front of him wafted into Hua Jiu's nose, his eyes fluttered, and he urged: "Come on! Hurry up!"
Faced with his little master's urging, Ah Shi remained silent and showed the results of the review to the angry little master.
[Audit result: Please don't cheat~~~ Jian□□live for yourself! 】
"No reason!"
Seeing the result, Hua Jiu ran away.
Then he strode towards the grilled fish shop, angrily said as he walked, "I'll eat two fish first and calm down, your empire is too irritating!"
A Shi: ...
To tell you the truth, you look utterly annoyed by the way you swallow.
After eating angrily, Hua Jiu walked out of the grilled fish shop under the shocked watch of the clerk.
Satisfied, he patted his stomach and walked back.
Suddenly, a miserable meow caught Hua Jiu's attention. Following the sound, she found a little boy holding a big black cat.
Listening to the voice, Hua Jiu thought she had encountered a scene of cat abuse, so she rolled up her sleeves and was ready to save the cat in the face of injustice.
After a closer look, I saw three little boys struggling to hug a big black cat that was almost half his length.
The little boy pursed his lips and kissed the black cat's head fiercely, and then talked to the big black cat in a milky voice: "You are so cute~ MUA~ MUA~ Is it because your mother doesn't want you, I'll take you How about going home!"
What responded to him was a miserable meow: "Miow—" Help——
Hearing the meowing of the cat, Hua Jiuyi raised his eyelids.
He turned on his wisdom? !
The little Zhengtai over there didn't feel how miserable the cat in her arms was, and smiled to herself: "You agree, then I will take you to find your mother!"
The black cat raised its paws, leaned against the little Zhengtai's shoulders and tilted his head back, crazily rejecting with all his life: "Meow~meow——" I disagree—let me go!
Xiao Zhengtai's chubby hands tightly clasped the black cat's waist, chuckled, and kissed it again: "mua! I know you're happy!"
Witnessed a "pleasant" communication between one person and one cat.
Hua Jiu: "..."
srds...is being hugged by a little boy screaming like killing a cat?
Surprised by the not-so-big size, it was very difficult for Xiaodouding to hold the cat. After walking not far, the cat had already slid down from a half hug to a half drag.
The only thing that remained the same was that the chubby's paws were tightly clasped, and the big black cat couldn't escape at all.
Hua Jiu stroked her chin and thought for a while, remembering Xiao Douding's words, what he meant was that the cat was picked up just now.
Is it a kind of fate to meet a cat with enlightened intelligence in this place where there is no aura of heaven and earth?
Hua Jiu rubbed her nose, and decided to find a way to save the black cat. It would be nice to have a cat servant to keep it!
Even though she thought so, Hua Jiu was well aware of the horror of human children, so she chose not to be far or near for the time being.
Because he not only knows the horror of human children, he also knows the horror of human looking for parents.
Didn't the little boy say that he would hug the cat to find his mother?
When the little boy finds his mother, he will appear again and tell the other mother that this is his cat...
However, before Hua Jiu's plan was finished, Xiao Douding was grabbed by the back of the neck by a pregnant woman.
The woman supported her back with one hand and Xiaodouding with the other, and said fiercely: "Throw away the stray cat you picked up somewhere!"
"I don't!" Xiao Douding hugged the cat tightly, tilted his head and rubbed his mother's hand coquettishly: "Mom, mom, it's so pitiful! His mother doesn't want him! Let's take him home Go raise it~~~ okay~~~"
Black cat: "Meow meow meow meow! Meow ow—! Meow!" Let me go!Otherwise, I will do it!
The woman roared: "Let go of my old lady!"
Xiao Zhengtai: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"cough,"
Meowing, child crying, and woman scolding, a nice boy's voice suddenly broke into the mix.
Three pairs of eyes looked at Hua Jiu together.
Hua Jiu bit the bullet and looked at the only pregnant woman who could make the decision: "This seems to be my cat."
The woman breathed a sigh of relief, and the little boy couldn't believe it.
Black Cat: Here comes another one, Gan!
The woman was shaken by Hua Jiu's face, facing the handsome boy, she gently put down the back of Xiao Douding's neck, glared at him, turned around and smiled, and said softly, "Oh, I'm so sorry, handsome boy, our child I'm ignorant, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and his face changed: "Hurry up and return the cat to big brother!"
Xiao Douding hugged the cat tightly with a puffy face, looked at Hua Jiu with a probing look, and suddenly stammered: "But, but..."
"But how did Big Brother prove that the cat is yours? I picked it up!"
Xiao Douding, who became more confident as he spoke, raised his little chin higher and higher, as if the higher the chin, the more powerful he was.
Hua Jiu was stunned, unable to tell that the child was quite perceptive.
Seeing that Hua Jiu didn't speak, Xiao Douding pushed forward: "You said it is your cat, if you call it, will it agree to you!"
The woman with a big belly smiled apologetically at Hua Jiu, and raised her hand to clean up her naughty cubs, but unexpectedly the beautiful boy smiled lightly.
"Okay, if I say no, it's yours!"
Xiao Douding was stunned, how could it be possible!
In fact, he also knew that the request he made was nonsense, but how could this big brother agree.
Even the big black cat stopped screaming and looked at Hua Jiu suspiciously.
What did this person say?
I will promise you?dreaming?
Facing the big black cat's dead fish eyes and contempt, Hua Jiu curled her lips into a smile, and touched the furry head of the restricted big black cat.
"That's right, if I can't get him to agree to me, then he'll be yours. You can kiss as you want and hug you as you want!"
The tip of the big black cat's tail froze after being rubbed so hard that it wanted to curse.
It seems that, compared to the little kid who has to slobber all over his face from time to time, this boy is indeed much more reliable.
After understanding the expression of the big black cat, Hua Jiu smiled like a flower, and said in an intimate voice: "Da Hei~"
The big black cat persisted for a second, and when Xiao Douding was about to raise the corner of his mouth, he let out a humiliating sound: "Meow~"
Hua Jiu happily shouted again: "Dahei~"
The big black cat has nothing to love: "Meow."
The woman with a big belly supporting her waist looked at the cat and Hua Jiu in amazement, and said in amazement: "I really agreed! Your cat is quite smart!"
Hua Jiu, who already regarded the black cat as her own cat, couldn't help being humble: "Haha, it's average, just a little smarter than ordinary cats."
It's far worse than me, but I didn't say what was in my heart.
The little boy, who was useless even playing tricks, hugged the cat affectionately and reluctantly, and kissed wildly, while kissing and exhorting: "Dahei! Dahei! We can't meet, you miss me!"
This is the time of life and death.
The big black cat gave up struggling and let the little devil rub it wantonly like a dead cat.
Xiao Douding, who was thinking about it, let go of the big black cat, and suddenly saw the end of Hua Jiu's wrist, and his expression suddenly turned cloudy.
"Big brother! Can you add my mother's Q letter? I think I can call you to see the black cat! Okay!"
Xiao Douding deliberately made a cute expression to act like a baby to Hua Jiu.
When the black cat heard it, its hair stood up, and its black paws pressed down on Hua Jiu's face: "Meow meow~~!" Don't let me hear you.
Hua Jiu pulled down the black cat's paw and readily agreed.
After all, the black cat was indeed picked up by Xiao Douding, who owns half of it!
Because Hua Jiu gave Xiaodouding's mother the contact information.
On the way back, the big black cat deliberately hung on Hua Jiu and purred loudly.
He ignored what Hua Jiu said.
snort!
The big black cat was so angry that it rolled out its dead fish eyes.
If it didn't find that the breath on this person smelled good, it would have scratched him to death and ran away by itself!
The author has something to say: Hua Jiu: Excited to raise a cat!
Dahei: Hehe,
Survival is online:
Gong turned into a big black cat and lost his memory and part of his IQ.
I know it's a bit bloody but it's only temporary!
It will soon become [Big · Niu Colu · Divine Beast] back!
"Ding dong! Dear residents of Snail Apartment, please complete this week's outdoor exercise quota or pay the residence tax as soon as possible, live a healthy life, and refuse to live in the house! I wish you a happy life~~~"
Hua Jiu jumped, and after listening to it, she looked confused and called out to her artificial intelligence: "Ashi?"
A Shi: "Imperial Tax Law Chapter 7, No.80 seven articles, residence tax: Due to the popularization of holographic technology, mental mortality has increased greatly. For the health of the citizens of the empire, all adult citizens of the empire should pay the residence tax on time. Tax forms except credit Outside the points, outdoor sports quotas are specially added, and the completion of the quotas can be exempted from tax.”
"?"
The cloth mouse that Hua Jiu had just picked up fell to the ground, and she didn't quite understand what the house tax meant.
Fortunately, the witty Ashi calculated: "According to your estimated income, you should pay 5 credits this week. Of course, 80% of the citizens in the entire empire will choose to complete the exercise quota."
"!!!"
The cloth mouse that Hua Jiu picked up dropped again, and after calculating how many grilled fish he could buy with [-] credits, Hua Jiu was heartbroken: "Can I not pay?"
Ashi: "Yes, you can also choose to complete the exercise indicators. You can choose to walk, run, sports ground, or gym. Different exercise evaluation indicators are different. There are two evaluation methods: distance and time."
Hua Jiu picked up the cloth mouse, pouted and said unhappily, "Then what if your citizen is crippled?"
Ashi: "Imperial residence tax is the most humane tax regulation. Its main purpose is for the health of citizens. Of course, it will also take into account that everyone's physical condition is different, and the standard will also be adjusted humanely. For example: you If you choose to walk, the standard is 21000 steps a week or the distance can reach 10500 meters."
Hua Jiu blinked, and moved her eyes to the Divine Walking Talisman beside her, her eyes lit up.
10 minute later.
"Ashi! Kuai Kangkang, am I enough? Is it enough?"
Hua Jiu stood at the entrance of the food street, triumphantly calling the artificial intelligence.
Hua Jiu sticks out his chest, he is such a clever little ghost!
Once the magic amulet is posted, what sports indicators are not at hand!
After going out anyway, Hua Jiu decided to come to the restaurant to eat grilled fish in person, killing two birds with one stone, it's so awesome!
In the end, he was only complacent for three seconds before being thrown cold water by Ah Shi.
A Shi: "...The test shows that your moving speed is too fast, and you can only get there by means of transportation, so it is not included in the calculation."
When Hua Jiu heard this, she immediately became furious: "Didn't you see it! I obviously ran here! You testify to me!"
Ashi: "Yes, do you want to submit an application? You only need to upload your exercise video for verification and you can apply to adjust your standards, but you need relevant evidence every time you submit the indicators."
The familiar smell of grilled fish in front of him wafted into Hua Jiu's nose, his eyes fluttered, and he urged: "Come on! Hurry up!"
Faced with his little master's urging, Ah Shi remained silent and showed the results of the review to the angry little master.
[Audit result: Please don't cheat~~~ Jian□□live for yourself! 】
"No reason!"
Seeing the result, Hua Jiu ran away.
Then he strode towards the grilled fish shop, angrily said as he walked, "I'll eat two fish first and calm down, your empire is too irritating!"
A Shi: ...
To tell you the truth, you look utterly annoyed by the way you swallow.
After eating angrily, Hua Jiu walked out of the grilled fish shop under the shocked watch of the clerk.
Satisfied, he patted his stomach and walked back.
Suddenly, a miserable meow caught Hua Jiu's attention. Following the sound, she found a little boy holding a big black cat.
Listening to the voice, Hua Jiu thought she had encountered a scene of cat abuse, so she rolled up her sleeves and was ready to save the cat in the face of injustice.
After a closer look, I saw three little boys struggling to hug a big black cat that was almost half his length.
The little boy pursed his lips and kissed the black cat's head fiercely, and then talked to the big black cat in a milky voice: "You are so cute~ MUA~ MUA~ Is it because your mother doesn't want you, I'll take you How about going home!"
What responded to him was a miserable meow: "Miow—" Help——
Hearing the meowing of the cat, Hua Jiuyi raised his eyelids.
He turned on his wisdom? !
The little Zhengtai over there didn't feel how miserable the cat in her arms was, and smiled to herself: "You agree, then I will take you to find your mother!"
The black cat raised its paws, leaned against the little Zhengtai's shoulders and tilted his head back, crazily rejecting with all his life: "Meow~meow——" I disagree—let me go!
Xiao Zhengtai's chubby hands tightly clasped the black cat's waist, chuckled, and kissed it again: "mua! I know you're happy!"
Witnessed a "pleasant" communication between one person and one cat.
Hua Jiu: "..."
srds...is being hugged by a little boy screaming like killing a cat?
Surprised by the not-so-big size, it was very difficult for Xiaodouding to hold the cat. After walking not far, the cat had already slid down from a half hug to a half drag.
The only thing that remained the same was that the chubby's paws were tightly clasped, and the big black cat couldn't escape at all.
Hua Jiu stroked her chin and thought for a while, remembering Xiao Douding's words, what he meant was that the cat was picked up just now.
Is it a kind of fate to meet a cat with enlightened intelligence in this place where there is no aura of heaven and earth?
Hua Jiu rubbed her nose, and decided to find a way to save the black cat. It would be nice to have a cat servant to keep it!
Even though she thought so, Hua Jiu was well aware of the horror of human children, so she chose not to be far or near for the time being.
Because he not only knows the horror of human children, he also knows the horror of human looking for parents.
Didn't the little boy say that he would hug the cat to find his mother?
When the little boy finds his mother, he will appear again and tell the other mother that this is his cat...
However, before Hua Jiu's plan was finished, Xiao Douding was grabbed by the back of the neck by a pregnant woman.
The woman supported her back with one hand and Xiaodouding with the other, and said fiercely: "Throw away the stray cat you picked up somewhere!"
"I don't!" Xiao Douding hugged the cat tightly, tilted his head and rubbed his mother's hand coquettishly: "Mom, mom, it's so pitiful! His mother doesn't want him! Let's take him home Go raise it~~~ okay~~~"
Black cat: "Meow meow meow meow! Meow ow—! Meow!" Let me go!Otherwise, I will do it!
The woman roared: "Let go of my old lady!"
Xiao Zhengtai: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"cough,"
Meowing, child crying, and woman scolding, a nice boy's voice suddenly broke into the mix.
Three pairs of eyes looked at Hua Jiu together.
Hua Jiu bit the bullet and looked at the only pregnant woman who could make the decision: "This seems to be my cat."
The woman breathed a sigh of relief, and the little boy couldn't believe it.
Black Cat: Here comes another one, Gan!
The woman was shaken by Hua Jiu's face, facing the handsome boy, she gently put down the back of Xiao Douding's neck, glared at him, turned around and smiled, and said softly, "Oh, I'm so sorry, handsome boy, our child I'm ignorant, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and his face changed: "Hurry up and return the cat to big brother!"
Xiao Douding hugged the cat tightly with a puffy face, looked at Hua Jiu with a probing look, and suddenly stammered: "But, but..."
"But how did Big Brother prove that the cat is yours? I picked it up!"
Xiao Douding, who became more confident as he spoke, raised his little chin higher and higher, as if the higher the chin, the more powerful he was.
Hua Jiu was stunned, unable to tell that the child was quite perceptive.
Seeing that Hua Jiu didn't speak, Xiao Douding pushed forward: "You said it is your cat, if you call it, will it agree to you!"
The woman with a big belly smiled apologetically at Hua Jiu, and raised her hand to clean up her naughty cubs, but unexpectedly the beautiful boy smiled lightly.
"Okay, if I say no, it's yours!"
Xiao Douding was stunned, how could it be possible!
In fact, he also knew that the request he made was nonsense, but how could this big brother agree.
Even the big black cat stopped screaming and looked at Hua Jiu suspiciously.
What did this person say?
I will promise you?dreaming?
Facing the big black cat's dead fish eyes and contempt, Hua Jiu curled her lips into a smile, and touched the furry head of the restricted big black cat.
"That's right, if I can't get him to agree to me, then he'll be yours. You can kiss as you want and hug you as you want!"
The tip of the big black cat's tail froze after being rubbed so hard that it wanted to curse.
It seems that, compared to the little kid who has to slobber all over his face from time to time, this boy is indeed much more reliable.
After understanding the expression of the big black cat, Hua Jiu smiled like a flower, and said in an intimate voice: "Da Hei~"
The big black cat persisted for a second, and when Xiao Douding was about to raise the corner of his mouth, he let out a humiliating sound: "Meow~"
Hua Jiu happily shouted again: "Dahei~"
The big black cat has nothing to love: "Meow."
The woman with a big belly supporting her waist looked at the cat and Hua Jiu in amazement, and said in amazement: "I really agreed! Your cat is quite smart!"
Hua Jiu, who already regarded the black cat as her own cat, couldn't help being humble: "Haha, it's average, just a little smarter than ordinary cats."
It's far worse than me, but I didn't say what was in my heart.
The little boy, who was useless even playing tricks, hugged the cat affectionately and reluctantly, and kissed wildly, while kissing and exhorting: "Dahei! Dahei! We can't meet, you miss me!"
This is the time of life and death.
The big black cat gave up struggling and let the little devil rub it wantonly like a dead cat.
Xiao Douding, who was thinking about it, let go of the big black cat, and suddenly saw the end of Hua Jiu's wrist, and his expression suddenly turned cloudy.
"Big brother! Can you add my mother's Q letter? I think I can call you to see the black cat! Okay!"
Xiao Douding deliberately made a cute expression to act like a baby to Hua Jiu.
When the black cat heard it, its hair stood up, and its black paws pressed down on Hua Jiu's face: "Meow meow~~!" Don't let me hear you.
Hua Jiu pulled down the black cat's paw and readily agreed.
After all, the black cat was indeed picked up by Xiao Douding, who owns half of it!
Because Hua Jiu gave Xiaodouding's mother the contact information.
On the way back, the big black cat deliberately hung on Hua Jiu and purred loudly.
He ignored what Hua Jiu said.
snort!
The big black cat was so angry that it rolled out its dead fish eyes.
If it didn't find that the breath on this person smelled good, it would have scratched him to death and ran away by itself!
The author has something to say: Hua Jiu: Excited to raise a cat!
Dahei: Hehe,
Survival is online:
Gong turned into a big black cat and lost his memory and part of his IQ.
I know it's a bit bloody but it's only temporary!
It will soon become [Big · Niu Colu · Divine Beast] back!
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