Senior Class Three

Zhang Yongqiang was in a daze every day, in class and after class.In the past, he obviously fell asleep in class and slept after class.

Ever since Wang Ruohan cried that day and asked to be Wang Ruohan's brother, his routine was completely disrupted.

In the morning, I am always awakened by nightmares; at noon, I always have a poor appetite and lack of appetite; at night, I always toss and turn and cannot sleep.

His mother told him that he had reached puberty and was agitated. He wanted to fall in love and found a girlfriend.

Although he has never talked about his girlfriend, he either thinks about fighting or sleeps all day long.But whenever he sees men and women in pairs in the school, you say "baby" and I say "dear", he is actually a little envious.In the past, he was obviously disdainful and ignoring...

It seems that mom was right.

Maybe his puberty came later.

So, he called Cha Nan. After all, Cha Nan is a girl with a delicate mind.Women always know women better than men.

When Zha Nan heard that Zhang Yongqiang asked her for something, he laughed and said: "Fuck, brother Qiang, you have found the right person for this matter. Although I, Zha Nan, is not a good student, my ability to make suggestions is obvious to all."

She gave him a firm look, "Trust me, your dream will come true. Say, which girl do you like."

Zhang Yongqiang said: "Our class is class flower."

Cha Nan said: "You have a good eye! Start directly with Banhua."

Zhang Yongqiang said: "How is it? Is it difficult?"

Zha Nan said: "It's hard to say, Yuan Xiaoling, I haven't had much contact with it. The difficulty is not clear yet. I will let Dongdong go find out the truth."

She rushed out of the classroom, then turned around and said, "You should be mentally prepared. After all, she is a class flower. She is beautiful and has good grades."

"Go, go, go find Dongdong."

After Dongdong's unremitting follow-up, visits and explorations, he basically found out the details of Banhua.

Banhua, Yuan Xiaoling, representative of the Chinese class, aged 18, the only daughter in the family, with an introverted personality.Both parents are still alive, and both teach at Xicheng High School.Lives at Room 4, Building 1802, Sunshine Skyview, Xionglin Avenue, Shishou District, Linjiang City.

The first and second grades of high school were all studied in Xicheng High School.His grades are in the upper reaches of Xicheng High School, and his Chinese grades are particularly outstanding.Love music, good at memorizing and reciting ancient poems.

When I was five years old and went to kindergarten, I was too late to go to the toilet because of my stomach and diarrhea, and finally pulled it on my pants, and was ridiculed by my classmates for a week.She dared not go to school for a week.

When I was in the first grade of elementary school, my cat, which I had raised for two years, died of eating rats poisoned by rat poison.She was sad for more than a month.

When I was in the second grade of elementary school, I was confessed by a little boy for the first time.The little boy peed his pants for a long time.

On the day of the confession, he was drinking milk and said in a childish voice, "Xiaoling, mom said you like shitting pants, and I like peeing pants, so we are a natural couple."

She cried "Wow" on the spot.Another week of not being able to go to school.

Small third grade...

"Stop..." Zhang Yongqiang said impatiently: "Dongdong, pick the key points."

According to his narration, it is estimated that it will take three days and three nights.

The fifth building looked at him, wondering: "Which are the key points?"

Zhang Yongqiang said: "How do I know what is the key point and what is not the key point?"

Cha Nan said: "Forget it, you know enough about it, you can launch an offensive."

The fifth building said, "Then I didn't do all these things for nothing?"

Zhang Yongqiang said: "It's not for nothing, next time I will ask you to fight."

Building Five rolled his eyes.

Cha Nan changed the topic and said, "Brother Qiang, Dongdong, I have an idea in my mind. I will start working on it tomorrow."

"it is good"

When the bell rang for the last class in the morning, most of the students went to the cafeteria to eat, but the fifth building did not.

He followed Yuan Xiaoling and stopped her way in a remote corner.He took out the gift behind him, smiled and said, "Student Xiaoling, this is a gift for you."

The gift was a square box, only the size of an ordinary eating bowl.Wrapped in pink decorative paper, big and small red hearts are printed on the wrapping paper, and even the colorful ribbons are folded into the shape of a peach heart, full of love seems to be unable to be wrapped and gushes out.

Yuan Xiaoling was stunned for a few seconds and said, "Is this for me?"

"Of course it was for you."

"I..." She was unwilling to accept it, and accepted the gift specially prepared by the boy, and it was a pink gift, which felt more like a gift specially given when confessing.

Seeing that she was silent, the fifth building stepped forward and explained: "This is a surprise prepared by the monitor for everyone. Every student in Class 17 has it. I just brought it to you."

He copied all the words that Cha Nan told him.

Zha Nan had already guessed that Yuan Xiaoling might not accept the gift.Yuan Xiaoling is beautiful, excellent in studies, and from a wealthy family, so there must be suitors.

According to the information compiled by the fifth building, most of the suitors ended in failure. It can be seen that her vision is still very high, and she has the absolute right to choose.

Originally planning to find a girl to give Yuan Xiaoling a gift, but Cha Nan's popularity with girls is really bad.The girls all regarded her as a monster, and ran away when they saw Cha Nan approaching.

She just doesn't like wearing pants, she speaks louder, she likes to curse and fight, and then she has more strength.Why is there no one among the many girls who is willing to approach her and accept her?

She used to worry about it.

Later, I saw a lot of intrigues and intrigues among girls.She thanked the girls for their collective choice.

Women are really scary.The more women there are, the darker and more terrifying it will be.

Since then, she gave up the idea of ​​meeting female friends.

She can only find it from male friends.

Among the boys Zha Nan knew, there were not many good-looking boys, and Zhang Yongqiang was one of them, but after Zhang Yongqiang's last violent fight, most girls kept him at arm's length.It's hard to guarantee that she won't be scared and run away when he is giving gifts.

Then there is Wang Ruohan, he looks like a girl, he is soft and weak, and he will fall if pushed. Most girls probably don't like boys who can't even protect their girlfriends.

The last is the fifth building. He is also good-looking, with big eyes, looks very smart, and has no offensive power. He is the best person to give gifts.

Even if all these are included, there is no guarantee that Yuan Xiaoling will definitely accept the gift from the fifth building.Therefore, he came up with the last trick, which was to use the squad leader—Wang Ruohan.

Don't let him deliver it in person, it's okay to use it.

After all, everyone has a share, so Yuan Xiaoling has no reason to refuse.

Sure enough, Yuan Xiaoling continued. Cha Nan, who was peeking out the window, was overjoyed, and murmured, "I'm really smart."

Building No. [-] pointed to the gift in her hand and said, "The squad leader said, open the gift as soon as you receive it. It will be more pleasant that way."

Yuan Xiaoling tore off the package carefully, and slid open the cover. Suddenly, a black light shot out at an extremely fast speed, and then jumped to the edge of the box, and kept circling in the box. Yuan Xiaoling threw the box away in a panic, and exclaimed: "The cockroach... "

She folded her arms with both hands, and stepped on her feet frequently, terrified and frightened.

"Ah...cockroaches"

This time it wasn't Yuan Xiaoling who called out, but Zhang Yongqiang who was next to her.

After the box was thrown by Yuan Xiaoling, it happened to land on Zhang Yongqiang.The black and big cockroaches finally escaped from the box, and crawled around on his body, hiding in places. He didn't dare to pat them, imitating Yuan Xiaoling's movements.Folding arms, stepping, screaming.

"Dongdong, come and help me." Zhang Yongqiang kept walking on tiptoes.

The fifth building took off his school uniform, slapped his body as hard as he could.Frightened, the cockroach crawled down his legs to the floor.Zhang Yongqiang screamed "Ah" again, and hid behind the fifth building as if fleeing for his life.

Seeing Zhang Yongqiang's terrified movements, Yuan Xiaoling suddenly forgot her fear and was dumbfounded.

People who fight invincible hands are actually afraid of cockroaches?

The fifth building had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and kicked down, fiercely and urgently, with a sound of "chuck", the cockroach shattered into a pile of rotten meat.

Zha Nan covered her mouth and couldn't hide the joy in her heart. She laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, and she simply squatted down, with a trembling laugh mixed with a weak voice, "I'm laughing to death, big strong is afraid of small strong... Hahaha."

Fifth Building turned his head and covered his stomach.

Holding back the laughter made his stomach hurt, it was even worse than holding back shit.

Zhang Yongqiang wanted to grit his teeth, and said fiercely: "Cha, Nan"

Zha Nan's original plan was that Yuan Xiaoling would open the gift after the fifth building delivered the gift, and she would cry because she was frightened. At this time, it was the best time for Zhang Yongqiang to appear.

He would hug the weeping Yuan Xiaoling and lend her the man's chest.When she was crying the saddest and most desperate, he would softly comfort her and say, "Hey, don't cry, I will always be by your side, protect you, and love you."

Wipe away her tears again, and when Yuan Xiaoling recovers, she softly whispered a trump card in her ear, saying: "I will wipe away all your sorrows, please trust me."

Just when the two fell in love, there was a passionate kiss at the end.

Perfect……

Not perfect, the result was just plain awful.

The autumn wind is blowing, and the osmanthus orchids are fragrant in the campus flower garden.

Zhang Yongqiang turned the campus upside down, and he finally caught her.Picking up her collar, he said coldly, "Why did you replace the scorpion with a spider?"

Zha Nan took out a small handkerchief, wiped his tears and said, "Brother Qiang, I'm afraid of scorpions, they are poisonous."

Zhang Yongqiang said: "I said that the poison of the scorpion is very small."

Zha Nan cried even harder, and said in a crying voice, "Brother Qiang, I was wrong."

Zhang Yongqiang put her down, he was most afraid of a woman crying.Whenever he sees a woman crying, he will think of his mother's inexhaustible tears and indelible sadness when she was abused by her father.

Cha Nan is very good at taking advantage of his weaknesses and her advantages as a girl.

She knows him very well.It was because she knew him that he was even more angry.

She clearly knew that what he was most afraid of were cockroaches, so why did she change them?

Zhan Nan whispered: "Brother Qiang, I really know I was wrong. I am afraid of scorpions, but I can't find spiders or snakes, so I have to find a little cockroach in my house."

She said that when she was young, she drew with her thumb and forefinger.

Zhang Yongqiang said, "Is that still young?"

Obviously ridiculously big.

"Brother Qiang, let me tell you, there are still cockroaches the size of a fist in my house, someday..."

"Stop, stop, don't mention cockroaches to me." The place where the cockroaches crawled on his body was itchy and uncomfortable, and he said, "I'm going to take a bath."