One Hundred Ways to Kill Slag Gong [Quick Transmigration]

Zhang Rong never thought that when he and Da Zhuang met one day, you were half drunk and I peed.

With a face of embarrassment, no matter how thick-skinned Zhang Rong is, he can't bear it, and it seems that he can still hear the pattering sound and his mother's sentence "you pee, pee, pee..."

"It's all Da Zhuang's fault, you can't make it if you're electrified!" Originally, he could hold back the electricity, but he couldn't control the electricity.Zhang Rong hid in the bathtub angrily, and thought of something for a while, grabbed the system, [Then it will be this current from now on?If the two of us are having sex, we won’t be electrocuted, but it’s actually pretty cool...]

The system indicates that the host is too dirty to read.

[This is just a confirmation, you confirmed, the current will gradually disappear later. 】The system ran away after finishing speaking, and didn't want to listen to any dirty words.

Ah Fu carried the hot water and added water, "Master, I will serve you."

"No, rub my back, is Mom still angry?" Zhang Rong lay down in front of the bathtub.

Ah Fu took the bath towel and rubbed Zhang Rong's back. When he mentioned Madam's face, Ah Fu trembled, "I've never seen Madam like this before."

Peeing in front of outsiders and young men, this is a shock to the mother of the traditional brotherhood, like a girl going into the water with a boy shirtless.

Zhang Rong shivered, "Then I'll meet again, by the way, Ah Fu, can you find out who Dad invited today?"

"I heard from Madam that he is the master's guest. I don't know anything else, but this guest is drunk and wants to stay overnight." Ah Fu added, looking at the young master, "Young master, you can't beat him up. , was discovered by Madam—”

"What are you talking about? How could I beat someone up?" Zhang Rong interrupted Ah Fu's thoughts, "Am I that kind of person?!"

Ah Fu wanted to say yes, if someone saw the young master peeing his pants, the young master would definitely beat them and beg for mercy, and then he would definitely forget about it.

But this time it wasn't someone else who saw Zhang Rong peeing his pants, but Da Zhuang, how could it be possible to beat him?But Ah Fu didn't know, and he was still thinking nervously, if the young master really beat someone, he must protect him and say he did it.

Good Alfred.

After Zhang Rong took a bath, his mother didn't let him go. She came to see him with a meal. Seeing his son lying on the bed in a daze, holding his breath, she said, "You still know how to be shy? How can you be so big when you are so big?" ——Forget it, forget it, I won’t talk about you, and you know it’s wrong.” But that young master has to talk about it carefully, his family Rongrong is a brother after all, presumably that young master Zhishu Dali won’t hold a piece of paper. Talk about things.

Aunt Zhang was heartbroken, seeing that her son knew he was wrong, "Okay, let's eat! You are not allowed to go outdoors tomorrow, the weather is getting hot day by day, be careful of heatstroke, and you are all wearing summer pants, why are you still eating?" Wearing so thick..."

"Mom, my pants are red, green and green. Make me a few solid-colored ones without embroidery, otherwise how can I wear them out!" Zhang Rong has the original owner's coquettish skill.

Zhang Amu immediately knew why her son went out in a pair of thick trousers on a hot day, and smiled helplessly, "Your son, other brothers like it, and you don't even want it. You make a few new ones."

"Thank you, Mom." Zhang Rong said with a smile.

Zhang Amu took a look, took his job and went out, and before leaving the door, he ordered, "You are not allowed to act wild in front of Mr. Chang, if your father finds out, he will beat you."

Knowing the son is more like the mother, Zhang Amu knew that according to his son's personality, he might sneak away to settle accounts with Mr. Chang at night.When he went out, he looked at Ah Fu, "Be careful at night, don't let the young master run around."

Ah Fu naturally understood, but his face was almost wrinkled, how could he control the young master.

At night, Zhang Rong was lying on the bed, and the nightlife in ancient times was sex, and Zhang Rong, who was single, naturally had no nightlife.He is now so excited that his mind is full of Da Zhuang, and he will also have a night life in the future. He turned over dumplings on the bed countless times, and he was so annoyed that Da Zhuang didn't know him in this world, and he pissed on him the first time they met , how to restore the image...

Ah Fu stayed on the small couch outside and listened to the tossing and turning sounds inside, his frightened face changed along with the sounds inside, lest the young master would slap the bed board and get up to fight, when the time came, would he ask A Gui to join him?Or do you follow along quietly?I didn't even think about stopping it, but I really couldn't stop it!

In the guest room, Chang Yi was flipping dumplings while lying on the bed. Is that brother the one in his dream?

Yes, yes, Chang Yi said affirmatively, he looked at his brother's eyes, he was right.Sleeping in a daze that night, Chang Yi had another dream. The white mist in the dream dissipated. This afternoon, the brother who pissed his pants smiled at him, but disappeared after a while. A strange phenomenon appeared in the dream. In the place where two men were hugging and talking in a low voice, they looked neither like him nor that brother, but Chang Yi knew that the two hugging and talking were him and that brother...

A night of messy dreams, Chang Yi didn't sleep well, but his body's biological clock made him wake up early in the morning. After washing up, he practiced his sword in the backyard. As soon as Jian Feng turned his head, he saw the brother of the Zhang family attacking him yesterday. Showing a row of small white teeth.

It's okay for Chang Yi to feel unreasonable, put away his sword, and quickly stepped forward, "My name is Chang Yi."

"My name is Zhang Rongrong." Zhang Rong remembered how embarrassed he was yesterday, and added, "You are not allowed to mention what happened yesterday."

"Okay, don't mention it." Chang Yi smiled, no matter what this guy said, he would agree, it was so amazing.

Zhang Rong looked at Fan Changyi carefully, and suddenly smiled, not as strong as him!The skin is still white, the lips are red and the teeth are white hahahahahaha!

"How tall are you? How old are you? Are you married?" Zhang Rong was the same as the person checking the household registration.

Chang Yi didn't feel disgusted, pointing at the fence, the other party understood the meaning, sat down side by side, and then slowly said, "I haven't married a wife this year, and my height is 1.7 meters eight."

Zhang Rong's face was full of disbelief, and he seemed to be a little lower than himself.

"Get up and let's compete."

Chang Yi had a good temper and stood up to cooperate with Zhang Rong.Zhang Rong is a little bit stronger, Chang Yi is a handsome young man, he really looks thin in clothes and has flesh in his clothes, but Zhang Rong is round and slightly dark, looks strong and earthy, and is taller than ordinary brothers.

When they compared each other, Ah Fu whispered: "Master, this Mr. Chang is taller than you, but only a little bit taller."

If the three centimeters are different, you can't tell.

Zhang Rong was not angry either, thinking that the original owner would grow up to be 1.8 meters three until he was an adult, and he would be overjoyed. He will finally stand up in this life.

Chang Yi looked at Zhang Rong having fun beside him, with a smile in his eyes.

Zhang's father got up and had breakfast with his wife. Hearing what his wife said about his son's embarrassment, he laughed, "Rong Rong is still young, what are you afraid of, a boy!"

Aunt Zhang said helplessly at Zhang's father, "You just get used to it, I can hardly talk about Rongrong."

Zhang's father stopped his wife's shoulder and patted it, "It's been a few years for children to be carefree. After Rongrong becomes an adult, whether it's a wife or a man, life will be difficult in the future."

Even if the brother's identity is married to a wife, it will be arranged by those jealous people outside. As a brother, Zhang Amu also knows these things, otherwise he would not just spoil the child like this.Zhang Amu said that Zhang's father dotes on his children, so he is not the same.

We had lunch together at noon, the weather was hot, Zhang Rong was sleepy and wanted to take a nap, and he was reluctant to part with Da Zhuang, so he dismissed Ah Fu and dragged Da Zhuang to a rockery next to a pool in the backyard of his house, "It's cool here, You sleep with me for a while."

Chang Yi felt that this brother Zhang Rongrong spoke frankly and was different from the usual coy ones, like a boy.

The two sat on the stone pier in the rockery. Zhang Rong fell asleep while leaning against Chang Yi. , his chin could touch Zhang Rong's skin and hair, and Chang Yi's heart beat very fast for a moment.

Plopped.

He maintained this posture until Zhang Rong woke up.Zhang Rong stretched his waist and looked at Chang Yi's profile. The world is so strong and handsome.

The two of them just sat in the rockery for an entire afternoon, and it was Zhang Rong who was talking. If Chang Yi was asked something, Chang Yi would directly say that Zhang Rong, who couldn't hold back at first, wanted to develop a courtship strategy, but when he thought about his previous life, this Skills are already exclusive to Da Zhuang, so I know how to be patient and flirt with Da Zhuang, waiting for Da Zhuang to chase him.

"Where are your parents? Next time I can visit you in the capital, and I don't know what your parents like..." Zhang Rong had already planned to meet her parents.

Chang Yi smiled, and Zhang Rong stopped, because there was sadness in Chang Yi's smile.

"My mother died young, and my father passed away three years ago." Chang Yi paused, "I live with my uncle now."

At this moment, Zhang Rong suddenly realized that in this world, a strong man is a young man who has lost his parents. He has lived in this world since he was a child, with sorrow and pain and some inhumane things.

Zhang Rong gave Chang Yi a hug, "I am your family."

The corners of Chang Yi's eyes were red, and his face was cold and handsome. Only his eyes could see his expression.

The Chang family is a pair of heroes, the old general Wei Guogong and the second son of the Zhenguo General Chang Yuqing are both well-known figures in Huaguo. Once the Western Man came to the pass, and the old general turned the tide. After calling back, it can be said that there is no old general, and the person sitting on the throne of Huaguo today may not be today.

In the past ten years, there have been many wars, and there has been no peace.The old general died in the battle, and got a first-class duke, named Duke of Wei, who can be ruled for three generations, and now it is Chang Yi's uncle who inherits it.The old general is gone, the war is still going on, and the incompetent general at the border, Chang Yuqing, the second son, came forward, took his five-year-old child with him, and almost never came back, guarding the border for ten years.

Three years ago, he tried his best to turn the tide and repel the Beirong. The world was stable and peaceful, and Chang Yuqing died.

In the past ten years, Chang Yuqing has made great military achievements, and today there is no seal on the top. With the Chang family.

Since ancient times, emperors have always killed donkeys. It is really because the Chang family's appeal in the army is too powerful.Now that the world is peaceful, it's natural that the Chang family is being emptied today.

Balance, release power.

But everyone in the world is watching!If something happened to Chang Yuqing's only son, it would not poke the emperor's spine, and he would not even be able to protect the only blood of the hero who defended the country, which shows that he is not a benevolent emperor.

In the eyes of outsiders, the Chang family is one family with two nobles, so prosperous and glorious.But everyone in the capital knows that it is impossible to reuse the surname Chang today.

Chang Yi's uncle used to be in the cabinet, but a year ago, he was transferred to a yamen in the Ministry of Criminal Justice for a reason.

This is the imperial power technique of the emperor.

Uncle Chang Yi and Aunt Chang didn't like Chang Yi very much anymore, thinking that it was Chang Yi's father who affected their family.But Chang Yi was only fifteen years old when he came back, and he was still underage. A lonely child was guarding the Zhen Guo General's Mansion outside. Didn't he get poked up and down in Beijing and scolded them for disregarding family affection? !

Now Chang Yi's aunt only hoped that Chang Yi would move out as early as eighteen this morning.

But I can't write two regular characters in one stroke, even if the family is separated, I won't reuse it today.

Chang Yi figured it out, but his uncle and aunt hadn't figured it out yet.Before his father died, his father warned him that in this life, he would not be able to use martial arts, nor would he be able to take the imperial examinations to be an official, and he would not be able to marry a woman of royal blood or a noble family. The only safe thing was to be a rice bug all his life, but now he has more road.