One Hundred Ways to Kill Slag Gong [Quick Transmigration]

Zhang Rong stared at the candle at night and laughed lewdly. Chang Yi couldn't stand it anymore, and put his arms around him, "What are you thinking? Laughing like this?"

"Wang Meng is so strong, I'm worried if Ah Fu will be hehehehe tonight..." Zhang Rong's imaginary picture is too dirty, "Ah Fu will definitely not get up tomorrow, alas!"

Chang Yi kissed Zhang Rong on the head, "Compared to Wang Meng, you should worry about Bai Xiu'er."

"Huh? Why?" Zhang Rong thought that Mei Xuan was so thin. Although she was tall, Xiu'er was not bad, so she shouldn't need to worry about that figure.

"Wang Meng is honest, and he is marrying a daughter-in-law again. It will definitely hurt. On the contrary, Ah Fu will be anxious to take down Wang Meng." Chang Yi knows Wang Meng and Mei Xuan's character very well, "but Mei Xuan is different. He looks gentle, but in fact She is full of tricks, I am afraid that if Bai Xiuer is too shy to move, Mei Xuan will also play tricks to tease Bai Xiuer."

The facts are indeed as Chang Yi said.

Wang Meng is honest and honest. Once he enters the bridal chamber, he will be very nervous. Ah Fu takes the initiative. If he asks to drink, he will drink, if he asks to eat, he will eat vegetables, if he asks to get money, he will get money, if he is asked to go to bed, he will go to bed, and if he is asked to undress, he will take off his clothes ,let……

"The young master has prepared ointment for me, you can get it for me, and then enter it when it softens—"

"Where are you going?" Wang Meng was at a loss while holding the ointment.

Ah Fu was dumbfounded for a moment, but he quickly realized that when he really got along with each other, he would not think Wang Meng was a fool. If he was good at it, it would be the same if he took the initiative!

Mei's house over there.

Under the candlelight, Mei Xuan smiled softly, while Bai Xiuer lowered her head shyly.

"Xiu'er, we're husband and wife from today on, listen to the name Xianggong?"

"Xiuer, you are so beautiful today, especially with the ointment on, it is fragrant and soft..."

"Is Xiu'er here? Is it nice to move for your husband?"

……

The bed was about to be destroyed by Mei Xuan.

Zhang Rong was thrown down by Chang Yi before Zhang Rong could complete the picture, "You still have too much time to think about these things."

In October, the Peach Blossom Spring Villa built in Zhaojia Village was finally completed, and a hundred acres of edible peach trees were transplanted.

[Congratulations to the host for fulfilling dream 19: becoming a small landlord, and getting [-] dream coins, which have been put into the backpack and can be bought and bought. 】The system thinks that the world is the best, the host only earns money and doesn't spend it, how nice it is.

As soon as the system finished chattering, Zhang Rong said, [Inquire about why the prime minister framed Concubine Rou in the previous life, and how he hooked up with Bai Jun. 】The memory of the original owner only knows a rough idea, Zhang Rong needs to plan ahead.

[Query function, three dream coins have been deducted. ] The system was happy, but it was the uncle who paid the money, so he said responsibly: 【It's not for the emperor's ass!In her previous life, Concubine Rou was the one with the least background, but the emperor only favored the fourth prince, the son of Concubine Rou. Just using such a trick, killing people and killing them made the emperor hate the fourth prince by the way.The prime minister wanted to harm Concubine Rou, and Bai Jun wanted to hug his thigh, and the two hooked up. 】

The fourth prince was only 11 years old at that time, and he was still a child. The prime minister's attack was really vicious.

Concubine Rou has become Concubine Jia in this life, and the Chang family is behind her. As long as Concubine Jia is prevented from running into the second prince's adultery, it is fine. Not to worry, you can do it first.

Zhang Rong made plans in his mind.

"Rongrong, how is your health recently?" Zhang Amu asked with concern.

Zhang Rong came back to his senses, "What's the matter? Eat well and sleep soundly!"

Zhang Amu looked disappointed, "I made a pot of soup tonight, and you asked Chang Yi to make up for it. We have been married for almost half a year, and Bai Xiu'er has sent good news. Why are you still silent..."

Zhang Rong was stupefied in an instant, did his mother think he was not up to date? !Turning around, I complained to Chang Yi, "Is this my problem? It's obviously your problem, and how do men have children?"

"Brother gave birth." Chang Yi laughed. "Don't you want children? Isn't it good now?"

"That being said, I just can't imagine having a big belly, and how can I have a baby?" Zhang Rong wanted the system to shut up, and kept yelling in his mind about the dream of having a baby, even more urgent than his mother. "Actually, it doesn't matter if it comes..." Anyway, sooner or later, it will be born.

Zhang Rong touched his belly, it was soft and full of meat.

"So you were willing." Chang Yi was a little embarrassed, "Didn't you say you didn't want to have a baby, that's why every time I have intercourse, I drink Bizi soup." It was bitter and unpalatable.

Zhang Rong tilted his head and looked at Chang Yi with a moved face, and now the entanglement in his heart was gone, "I will give birth to you, don't drink it in the future." Ah Chang can not have an heir for him, and he will not be entangled.

At the end of the year, Ah Fu also received good news. He was so happy that Ah Gui and the housekeeper failed. Wang Meng personally came to pick up his father-in-law and eldest brother-in-law to go to the capital to celebrate the New Year, and Zhang's father gave the housekeeper a holiday.Ever since Zhang Chang got engaged and the mansion grew, Ah Fu's father couldn't control it anymore. Now the housekeeper is an old man from General Chang's mansion, who came from the capital.The steward of the inner courtyard is Ah Fu's father.

Zhang's father filled the old housekeeper's cart full of food. Ah Fu also watched him grow up. He is not so much a servant as a friend who accompanied Rongrong. Now that Ah Fu has a child, Zhang's father also Happy, staring at Rong Rong and sighing after being happy, "Ah Fu has it all, you are so strong—"

"Father!" Zhang Rong felt the pain of being forced to have a child for the first time, and everyone felt that there was something wrong with him, "Who said that being strong can give birth to a child? Besides, I can't give birth alone, you go and talk about it." often."

Ah Chang: ...

Regardless of whether you have a baby or not, you have to celebrate the new year. It is the first time for Zhang Rong to celebrate the New Year with Chang Yi. Although Chang Yi is a married man, Chang Yi's father is a hero respected by everyone. When the ancestors are worshiped at the end of the year, Zhang's father waved , "Rongrong, you and Chang Yi go to the capital to worship the ancestors first."

It was snowing, the roads were slippery, and the official roads were slow. We arrived in the capital after one o'clock. The general's mansion was cleaned and dried. It was warm and not cold at all. After settling down, the servants began to prepare things for ancestor worship tomorrow. Zhang Rongwo was sleeping soundly on the bed, he was very tired recently.

Wang Meng, who got the news in the afternoon, came to the door with his wife.

Zhang Rong got up from the bed, and it was the first time he saw a man with a big belly, especially Bai Xiuer, who was still strong, no different from a modern muscular man, but now with a big belly, it was weird no matter how you looked at it.

Bai Xiu'er was embarrassed by the look, and said, "It's a bit big, the doctor said it's twins."

Only then did Zhang Rong come to his senses, "Congratulations, I'm just curious, nothing else."

Naturally, Bai Xiu'er didn't mind, he had a big belly, and everyone who saw him stared at him, she was used to it.

"How many months?"

"Seven months."

After Zhang Rong counted, he could not immediately admire Mei Xuan. This is what he had in the month of marriage, and he moved fast enough.

Ah Fu was also fed fat, and his little chin was rounded. Wang Meng walked forward and back, and Zhang Rong clicked his tongue when he saw it.

Eating pot at night is lively.

Chang Yi took the chopsticks and put the mutton in Zhang Rong's bowl. The mutton that he used to love the most made Zhang Rong feel sick when he smelled it today, "Take it away, the smell is too strong, I feel sick to my stomach."

"Uncomfortable? I'm going to ask the imperial doctor—"

The few people present are all experienced, Mei Xuan glanced at Chang Yi, "I'd better ask a doctor to confirm, why do I think my sister-in-law has it!"

Zhang Rong was stunned! !

After the imperial doctor came to confirm, Chang Yi was too excited to say anything, not to mention the embarrassing appearance of protecting Zhang Rong. When Wang Meng and Mei Xuan looked at it, it was as if they had seen their past in an instant.

This year has been a happy one.

Chang Yi didn't want Zhang Rong to go to the ancestor worship the next day because it was too cold.Zhang Rong didn't want to, so he was wrapped up like a ball, and Chang Yi carried him on his arm to worship his ancestors.

Chang Yi and Uncle Chang have already separated, and Uncle Chang occupies the rightful lineage, and he respects the ancestors of the Chang family.And Chang Yi only needs to pay homage to the deceased parents.

The two went to the grave and burned incense. Chang Yi told his father excitedly, "I'm going to be a father. Rongrong is pregnant with a child. I'm going to be a father."

Zhang Rong gave Chang Yi a hand crutch, "Low-key!" He said shyly, "Father and mother, I am Rong Rong, and I will take good care of Chang Yi in the future. Don't worry, you two elders."

When the two returned to Qiuhe Town, Zhang's husband and wife were overjoyed when they heard the good news. Zhang's father even distributed rice noodles in the town, which confirmed Zhang Dashan's reputation.In fact, Zhang’s father was just willing to do good deeds at the beginning just to save blessings for his daughter. Later, Zhang Rong grew stronger and stronger. Zhang’s father was worried that he would not find a good family, so he even saved his brother’s blessings. Now it seems that God has favored him, and the Zhang family is getting better and better. the better.

Not long after the end of the fifteenth day, Chun Wei began.I will try for three days and be locked in a cubicle.

Bai Jun is full of confidence, he has his father-in-law to take care of it, so there will be no problem.As a result, as soon as the test questions were issued, Bai Jun was stunned, looking at the questions over and over again. He had read and reviewed this question but forgot, his head was dizzy, and he didn't know how he got down.

When the list came out at the end of April, Bai Jun looked at each one from the front, but he couldn't find his name among the more than 100 people.

It's not impossible that he has a father-in-law, how is it possible?

Bai Jun was so angry that he ran to the small courtyard, "Didn't you say that I will have no worries? Why didn't I pass the exam? Why!!!"

Eunuch De poured a cup of tea, "What's the hurry, it doesn't matter if you fail the exam, our family is raising you!"

Bai Jun's eyes were red, he knocked down the teacup with his palm, and gritted his teeth viciously, "You eunuch, you lied to me! You lied to me from the beginning to the end!"

"Don't be shameless." Eunuch De snorted coldly, "You think you can pass the provincial examination with your knowledge? You don't need our family to remind you of how you got your title? The weak-legged thing on the bed actually chokes with our family Voice!"

Eunuch De is forty years old, just like a wolf like a tiger, bombarding Bai Jun all day long. In the later stage, Bai Jun is a little bit powerless, and Eunuch De has fed many secret recipes from the imperial hospital. Just feel good, no matter how powerful the medicine is to Bai Jun. If there is any physical injury, Eunuch De is tired of it now, and recently he got another adoptive son, a rough guy, although he is not as good-looking as Bai Jun, but he is a hundred times better than Bai Jun in bed.

However, Eunuch De misses the old love, sees Bai Jun's blank face, and touches Bai Jun's face distressedly, "Don't say that our family doesn't love you, you are now a Juren, and under our family's activities, you can also be an official. As for the county magistrate in Qiuhe Town, who is close to your home—”

"County Prime Minister!! Why would I be County Prime Minister! I don't want to be County Prime Minister, I want to be number one, and I want to be Prime Minister!" Bai Jun said madly.

Eunuch De became impatient, and said coldly: "You have to think about father and son. If you want to have other thoughts, don't blame our family for being cruel." If Bai Jun is not afraid of death, he has plenty of ways to deal with it. !