The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

An ever-burning lamp floated in mid-air, wobbly leading the way, then suddenly turned around, the candle flame condensed into a grimace, and suddenly bared its teeth and cracked its mouth.

"Yo Hou scared you to death!" Chang Ming Deng kept changing and twisting his face.

Changsheng had a bitter face, he was really hungry, he tried to take a breath, stretched out his hand tremblingly to cover the grimace, and asked weakly, "How long will it take to get to Po Meng? I'm going to starve to death."

"You're already starving to death!" Seeing that Changsheng is not afraid, Chang Ming Deng put away his grimace angrily, "You are so boring, others can't hide from Po Meng, for fear of losing the memory of the previous life. They are trying to turn around and not drink Meng. Potang, why are you different from others?"

"You ghost is really weird, really weird." The Changsheng Lantern shook his figure, the candle flame was floating in the night sky, he probably felt bored, so he simply dropped on Changsheng's shoulder.It condensed into a small figure, kicked its legs, and said playfully, "It's just ahead, do you see that big rock? If you walk faster, you can have a hot drink before Po Meng gets off work." Soup."

Chang Sheng rubbed his deflated belly, and hurriedly quickened his pace, he couldn't even hear the creepy cries and howls of ghosts and wolves around him, he was surprisingly courageous!

The little man with candlelight changed his posture and lay on Changsheng's shoulder, put his hand on his chin and pretended to be old-fashioned, and said, "Life is full of hardships and hardships. Mengpo soup is the tears left when you are alive. Every ghost tastes it." Mengpo soup tastes different, what do you think your Mengpo soup tastes like?"

Chang Sheng thought about it seriously, and sucked the saliva from his mouth again, "It must be the taste of Buddha jumping over the wall."

"What is Buddha jumping over the wall?" The little candlelight figurine came to life and asked curiously.

"Do you know the Imperial Dining Room?" Chang Sheng recalled, "The Buddha jumping over the wall made in the Imperial Dining Room is delicious and delicious. Master took me to eat a lot, and I even dreamed of that taste."

The little man stretched out his little finger, poked Chang Sheng's cheek, and asked flatteringly, "Then when you ask Po Meng for soup, can I have a taste?"

Changsheng nodded with a smile, a huge stone gradually appeared in front of him, and there seemed to be shadows in the mist.

"Oh, but I can't drink or drink." Candlelight sighed and said sadly, "I'm just a small candlelight, and I can't drink or drink it."

Changsheng touched its little head reassuringly. The warm touch is very comfortable in the wet and cold underworld. "It will be fine when you cultivate into a ghost fairy. At that time, you can taste the soup."

Zhuhuo got up thoughtfully, sat on his shoulder, and suddenly floated in front of Changsheng, "My name is Mingzhu, and when I cultivate into a ghost fairy, and when you are reincarnated, I will go to you for soup."

Changsheng looked at the flickering candle, reached out and slapped the opponent's invisible palm, "Okay, I'll wait for you."

A few more steps away is the Sansheng Stone, a mother-in-law leaning on a cane with pity in her eyes.She was bending over to scoop up Mengpo soup, but the ghost in front of her took the opportunity to run to the side, and was about to jump onto the Naihe Bridge.Granny Meng flicked her sleeves unhurriedly, suddenly pulled up two arm-thick chains from the ground, with white hooks attached to her head, and chased the ghost through the bottom of her feet, entangled all the way to her neck and slammed flung him back.The ghost screamed and flung itself to the ground, twisting and writhing in pain.Po Meng walked over unhurriedly, leading Po Meng to pour soup into the ghost's big mouth.

The ghost was forced to drink the soup with a painful expression, as if he was chanting a name.

When it came to Changsheng, Granny Meng planned to repeat the old tricks, but unexpectedly, Changsheng hurriedly urged, "Grandma, hurry up and give me a bowl of soup, I want the Buddha jumping over the wall!"

Granny Meng was in a daze, she hadn't heard that people could order food here.She scooped up a ladle and said impatiently, "Drink it quickly, drink it early and give birth!"

It was also unexpected that she would be able to say this line one day. Po Meng felt that she was really a woman who stood at the forefront of the times in the underworld.

Chang Sheng hurriedly picked up the bowl and took a sip. When he took that small sip, his lips and teeth were so smooth and fragrant, he looked like a Buddha jumping over the wall in the imperial dining room.He stretched out his thumb and praised Granny Meng, "Grandma is indeed a professional soup cooker, her skill is unmatched by others!"

Po Meng thinks that Buddha Jumping the Wall was purely out of anger, mother-danger, I have to tell Hades today that I have been hurt by a professional tenth level, and the salary increase is appropriate.

When Changsheng was about to drink it all at once, there was a thunderstorm behind him, and Changsheng was so frightened that he spat out a mouthful of soup.

Granny Meng wiped her face and was about to roll up her sleeves to copy the guy.

Yan Wang dragged the hem of his official robe, and the flesh on his face trembled slightly with the movement. He shouted out of breath, "Leave soup in your mouth!"

Behind him was a frail judge, but the king of hell's generous body completely blocked the weak judge.Changsheng could only hear a voice behind Hades, intermittently saying, "Oh, you can't drink it!"

Chang Sheng looked happy, and asked Granny Meng with a smile, "Grandma, do you also get to sing big plays and play double reeds when you drink soup here?"

Po Meng was ready to put the bucket of soup upside down on Changsheng's head.

Yan Wang, who had been sitting on duty for a long time without exercising, was out of breath when he ran to Changsheng. He snatched the soup bowl and handed it to the judge behind him. Huh...it's still...huh, I...take a breath first...huh...breath..."

The judge patted the leader enthusiastically on the back, his throat felt flustered, he glanced at the soup in the bowl, tears were about to fall, "Have you drank it? How much have you drank? Spit it out!"

After saying that, he let go of Hades, walked towards Changsheng, grabbed his shoulder and shook vigorously to shake out the soup that Changsheng drank.

Changsheng in the state of a tumbler was stunned, he died, what happened to eating your overlord meal!He couldn't speak well when he was shaken by the judge, "I just drank a little, really..."

"Cough cough." Hades, who came back after a rest, put on airs and asked seriously, "How much do you remember from your previous life?"

Changsheng tried his best to recall, and confessed honestly, "It seems that he only forgot the cause of death."

"Oh, that's nothing, you starved to death." Hades said indifferently, and suddenly remembered something with surprise on his face, "Do you still remember why you starved to death?"

Changsheng dumbfoundedly shook his head.

Yan Wang clapped his hands together, "It's great! Cough, what I mean is that it's not important to forget. You have not yet reached the end of your lifespan, but you have no way to live. I will send you to a time and space, are you willing?"

Changsheng: ...Wait, did I miss something?

The judge flipped through the notebook in his hand, stood on tiptoe and whispered in Yama's ear for a moment.

"Going back to your master's hometown, Earth, what do you think?" Yama said, "I owe your master a favor in the past and future generations, and that's no problem. What else do you want?"

Changsheng felt sore when he thought of his master. He was brought up by his master since he was a child. Although he was not from a wealthy family, he never wronged him, and he always put himself on the tip of his heart.But he couldn't remember where his master had gone even though he was thinking about it. Now that he was able to go back to his master's hometown for sightseeing, he suddenly had a weird feeling of going back to his mother's house.

"I have one more request." Changsheng suddenly regained his energy and said with high spirits, "The ever-burning lamp that showed me the way just now, can you go with me?"

"You came here smelling the scent of Buddha jumping over the wall, where is there any ever-burning lamp?" Yan Wang suddenly burst into embarrassing anger for some reason, "I don't have any ever-burning lamps, Kongming lanterns, or even hydrogen balloons in this hell! I don't have the Frisbee either!"

The judge quickly tugged on Hades' waistband, and winked at him for a while.

Yan Wang shook the goosebumps on his body, and said to Changsheng, "Before we leave, we have to do business. Everyone who comes here has to be registered. Judge, read his life."

The judge unfolded the merit book in Zhan's hand, cleared his throat, and said in a straight voice, "Changsheng, a half-hearted Taoist..."

Yan Wang quickly interrupted him, "Professionalism! What is our slogan? Faster, more accurate, stronger, what kind of adjective is this half-assed?"

The judge wiped off his sweat, and said that he must reform himself, and continued, "I am a student of Dongming, known as the crow's magic fortune teller, and he has never done divination with iron mouth, and he is the leader in the divination world with Master Dongming."

Yan Wang looked at Changsheng appreciatively, stroked his beard and said, "I didn't expect him to be a talent."

Changsheng scratched his head, "Oh, I will be ashamed if you praise me so much."

"When I was five years old, I calculated the fate of being rich and noble for the Chen family. On the second day, the Chen family was found out for corruption and bribery, and was involved in extensive dismissal investigations. When I was seven years old, I ran into a mighty general on the way outing, and calculated the hexagrams of loyalty and bravery for him. A few days later, this person was executed by all his families for the crime of collaborating with the enemy and treason. When he was ten years old, he met the minister of the Ministry of Rites and found out that he was a gentleman. A few days later, the minister of the Ministry of Rites rode a horse straight into the left gate and passed the main hall. , Dismissed and investigated...Before he died, he traveled to the small country of Gounan, asserting that the weather was good, the country was safe and the people were safe, and the Daqing Dynasty sent troops to the south to attack it in one fell swoop...The Daqing Dynasty awarded the title of Changsheng Heping Daochang, and gave a royal chef to accompany him ..."

The more the judge went down, the more his hands trembled. Changsheng still smiled calmly and said very proudly, "First of all, I would like to thank Master for his teaching, secondly, for my hard work and hard work, and thirdly, thank you for your support. With this opportunity..."

"Don't talk!" Yan Wang covered his eyes with tears in his eyes, "I'm afraid!"

Ma-Dan, what should I do if I have a fortune-telling for myself on a sudden whim?I have only just taken office as a new official, and I don't want to be extinguished by three fires immediately.

"When you go to Yangjian this time, I will send someone to follow you." Hades learned from the pain, "For the sake of the peace and development of the earth, I, as the head of the Ten Temples of Hades, order you not to activate fortune-telling skills, or I will immediately recall you. Deprive you of the right to enter and exit the world for life."

Changsheng curled his lips unhappily, not understanding why his specialties were restricted.

Yan Wang immediately waved his hand, like a sudden tornado, engulfing Changsheng and rolling towards an unknown place.

"Check it out, is this Changsheng the reincarnation of the God of Plague?" Hades smelled the soup Changsheng drank just now, while explaining the task, and consulted the judge with a business-like face, "Hey? This bowl of soup really tastes like Buddha jumping over the wall, you What about Meng Po being employed in the back kitchen after she retires?"

Granny Meng, who had been neglected all this time, took a ladle and squatted by the Naihe Bridge early on, and when she saw the ghosts in the river come out, she beat them down with a ladle.

Especially hate!It shows a sense of presence very much!

Yan Wang stroked his chin and thought, "It's better to let me complete the task of supervising longevity this time. After all, the other party is the No. [-] dangerous person in Tianzi."

The judge's ears twitched, and he tried his best to dissuade Hades, and tried his best to argue by citing scriptures and allusions.

Yan Wang immediately hugged him angrily, and the beard on Fang Zhengda's face exploded in all directions. He puffed up his cheeks, "Unhappy! I want to be dismissed!"