The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Changsheng settled the goats and dogs before going to bed, and he thought that the King of Hades would take the opportunity to threaten some benefits.But Yang Goudan blinked his big eyes, bleated a few times, and then quickly nestled under the blanket and snored happily.

"So it's you who came back." Changsheng rubbed the little hair on the sheep's dog's head, "Good night."

In the next few days, Yan Wang still didn't show up, and Yuan Qing didn't know where he went.Changsheng found a shortcut to learn modern knowledge. Ever since Chen Qingzhu taught him how to use computers, TVs and other necessary electrical appliances, Changsheng sat in front of the sofa at seven o'clock in the evening, waiting for the news broadcast to start.

Chen Qingzhu couldn't laugh or cry about Changsheng's new hobby. Sometimes when he entered the door, he would see Changsheng sitting on the sofa, staring at the host of the show.There are goats and dogs that nod their heads from time to time nestled at their feet, and each person and the sheep are very sensible.

"When you start school, you don't have to worry about failing politics." Chen Qingzhu walked over and pinched Chang Sheng's round face, "Don't forget to take a walk after reading."

Changsheng reluctantly moved his eyes from the TV to Chen Qingzhu, and reasoned with his small mouth, "Then I want to drink a box of yogurt."

"No." Chen Qingzhu refused without thinking.

Just when the news broadcast said that the motherland was celebrating together and the people settled down, there was a sudden noise outside the door.

Chen Qingzhu frowned, "Upstairs again?"

Chang Sheng quickly stood up from the sofa, and rushed to the door to try to catch the perpetrator. He opened the door like lightning, only to see the figure at the stairway flicker and disappear immediately.

"It's too much!" Changsheng kicked a large bag of garbage at the door, "This is the sixth time, and I didn't catch him once."

A few days ago, Changsheng was still wondering how evil the upstairs neighbors would be, after all, there was no movement on the ceiling.He almost wronged Yuan Qing, thinking that the upstairs was quiet and not disturbing the people, and then he was slapped in the face that night.

It is cold outside the door, and the house is warm like spring. No one wants to go out to take out the garbage in the biting cold wind.Changsheng was lazy once in a while and didn't take out the trash. After being spotted by Chen Qingzhu, he glared at him, and then obediently worked hard.On the contrary, the upstairs piled up the accumulated garbage at the door of Changsheng's house with peace of mind. Afterwards, no matter how much Ren Changsheng knocked on the door, he pretended that no one was at home.It was not until later that when Changsheng ran upstairs and knocked on the door, the neighbors would play square dance music and start shaking. hy

Changsheng was about to bow his head to the evil forces after several insomnia nights of sleepless torture.

"Didn't sleep well recently?" Chen Qingzhu looked at Chang Sheng's slightly blue eyes, and asked unhappily, "Because it's upstairs?"

Changsheng hummed in distress, covered his mouth and yawned big, "Every time I want to tell him not to throw garbage at my door, he will... how should I put it, as if he is dancing at night."

Chen Qingzhu glanced at the ceiling displeasedly, "Have you looked for a property yet?"

Changsheng twisted his face, "I'm going to find uncle the policeman, but it's still useless."

Chen Qingzhu sighed, "Why didn't you come to me?"

"I'm afraid to trouble you." Changsheng raised his head and looked into his eyes, "I know you've been studying the dishes recently, so I'm sorry to bother you all the time."

"You know now that you don't want to bother me." Chen Qingzhu said with a smile, "Hasn't Yuan Qing sent you any strange things on the Internet recently?"

Chang Sheng shook his head, "Yuan Qing seems to be busy recently, I haven't seen him in Twist Teng yet."

Chen Qingzhu took Changsheng to the study, and Changsheng reluctantly turned back several times along the way to watch the news broadcast again.The intern host was a little handsome, and his magnetic voice made his little heart tremble.

"Resolve the matter upstairs first, otherwise you will never be able to enter the news network." Chen Qingzhu had no choice but to pull Changsheng in again and let him sit beside her.

Changsheng held his chin, watched Chen Qingzhu open the X treasure, and asked, "Why?"

"Because you are still living in dire straits." Chen Qingzhu entered the words [Upstairs Counterattack Artifact] in the search bar.

With a pair of slender hands, they danced on the keyboard when typing on the keyboard. Changsheng couldn't take his eyes off it, and giggled a few times.

"What are you laughing at?" Chen Qingzhu clicked on the most popular one, and flipped through the comments.

"Your hands look good." Changsheng unconsciously became a member of the hand control, and he took a few more glances before looking up at the things Chen Qingzhu searched, "Hey? What is upstairs counterattack?"

There are all kinds of praise in the comments, all with the joy of victory.

[3***p (anonymous)

I received it and installed it hahahahahaha I looked up to the sky and laughed, you little bastard upstairs will eat me up!Let you play roller skating on it every day, why don't you fall to death.By the way, I tied a pair of high-heeled shoes on the artifact. The sound and movement are very pleasant. It is recommended to download the bgm Divine Comedy when using the artifact.

February 2015, 2 Useful (31)]

[Pollution*Tao (anonymous)

After installing it, I feel as excited as the North Korean people have nuclear-weapon-weapons.Now I am looking forward to the old ways upstairs and getting worse. I feel that every day I look up my neck and look forward to it, and I am almost becoming a hopeful stone. ps: Just buy a 50w one. I saw someone who bought a 200w one for bad reviews and said it was not easy to use.Brother, it may work if you install the 200w in your mind. pps: Your name upstairs is really dirty.

February 2015, 4 Useful (1)]

[dog*** belt (anonymous)

If the evaluator fails to make an evaluation in time, the system defaults to praise!

Additional comments:

Is x treasure annoying?The domineering president has been doing all kinds of things for a few days and just acquiesced without commenting?Why don't you go to heaven if you are so caring?And it is really easy to use, can the store invent a less powerful one, easy to carry, small and flexible, hehehe, you know the kind? ps: Upstairs your name is not pure, look at my id mouth shape.

November 2015, 11 Useful (11)

The shopkeeper replied: Please keep your mind pure and read more news broadcasts and political readings.Thank you for your support and wish you a happy life! ]

Chen Qingzhu silently clicked to buy, "Don't forget to tell Yuan Qing when you receive the goods."

Changsheng nodded obediently, although he didn't quite understand why Chen Qingzhu bought something with strange reviews.But when you think about it from the perspective of "whatever a beauty does is right", there is nothing that cannot be forgiven.

"I've lost a lot of weight recently." Changsheng followed behind Chen Qingzhu's buttocks, pinching his own belly, "Did you see the record sheet I filled out, I'm losing weight every day."

"That's because you have a big base." Chen Qingzhu came out of the study, and glanced at the record sheet inadvertently when passing by the door.With his back facing Changsheng, the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

"I think I'm really..." Changsheng tilted his head and thought for a while, "Sixty-six thousand six hundred and sixty-six."

Chen Qingzhu looked at him puzzled, "Are you so heavy?"

Changsheng was taken aback, and ran back to the study to find out the internet phrases he had been memorizing, slurping each word, "Twenty-three thousand 330 three means eh eat eh eat eh eat eh eat, sixty-six thousand 660 six means It is very powerful."

He tilted his face up, as if he was about to praise me.

Chen Qingzhu said helplessly, "Don't say such things in the future, just think about it in your heart."

"Why?" Chang Sheng glanced at the Internet slang again, "Am I reciting it wrong?"

Chen Qingzhu suddenly moved her ears, and suddenly entered the balcony, looking out vigilantly through the gap in the curtains.

"Do you know this person?" Chen Qingzhu interrupted Chang Sheng who was thinking, and hooked his hands to let him come over.

Chang Sheng looked out, "Why is he here?"

Bai Laicai's idol wears sunglasses and a mask with heavy burdens, for fear that others will not recognize him as a star.But because I was secretly monitoring Changsheng, I had to hide behind a big tree in front of the building.

"Does he not know that we can easily find him?" Changsheng was a little confused about the other party's train of thought, "The leaves of the sycamore tree have fallen off in winter, and this tree is not very old."

And he was wearing a dark green down jacket, which was really eye-catching in the winter when the green in the north was gradually fading.

"His name is Bai Laicai, and he is a star who has filmed an advertisement for hemorrhoids." Changsheng introduced dutifully. In order to understand Bai Laicai better, he went to the Internet to read the advertisement. Now, look at this."

Chen Qingzhu waited for Changsheng to find the video from his mobile phone, but he noticed the words □□friend website.Because of the farce on the day he first met, he also knew the fact that Changsheng was gay.If he minded, it was impossible for him to get along with Changsheng all the time.It's just that I am a little confused. Does a glutinous rice dumpling know what dating is?Will it be cheated?Now making friends and loving butts is just loving butts, and I can't love them from the bottom of my heart.

As soon as Changsheng opened the video, the screen was instantly covered with barrage. Chen Qingzhu was shocked. He didn't expect this website to be so popular.

[High energy in front, high energy in front, non-combatants please leave quickly.WARNING WARNING THIS IS NOT A DRILL! ]

[Barrage body protection, I want Shi Geng to save my life]

A wave of barrage passed, and Bai Laicai finally appeared.At that time, he really was a little fresh meat. He was less than 20 years old, and even boring things would come alive with the blink of an eye.

He propped his forehead, with a sad and painful expression, and a little hesitation.In the end, he sneakily went to the pharmacy and bought a hemorrhoid ointment, and then showed a little smooth waistline, as if he could see a round buttocks if he went down a little.Bai Laicai's voice came out, [Using Tong Tong Tong, the buttocks are even more outstanding!Hemorrhoids are a must! ]

The full screen is 330 three and 660 six.

After Chen Qingzhu watched the ad, her hostility towards Bai Laicai outside the window was greatly reduced, and she didn't even understand how she could survive in the entertainment industry with such an IQ.Being able to stay in the circle until now is probably entirely due to luck.

"I'll go down and call him up." Chang Sheng put away his phone, put on his clothes, and ran downstairs.