The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

It was already bright daylight, and sparrows could occasionally be heard chirping.Changsheng slept very contentedly this time, and when he woke up, he was still rolling on the bed.The warm quilt makes people curl up in it and don't want to come out. Changsheng buried himself in the quilt again, sniffing habitually.After not smelling the tempting aroma of breakfast, he fumbled to take out his mobile phone from the side cabinet.

"It's already eleven o'clock." Chang Sheng yawned, and slowly lifted the quilt to find clothes to wear.The pajamas should have been changed by Chen Qingzhu, and even the clothes to be worn the next day were put aside.

As soon as Changsheng took off his shirt, he saw a few red scratches on his arms, and then he remembered what happened to his allergies yesterday.When he was thinking about how many times he could use allergies as an excuse to be lazy, Chen Qingzhu opened the door and came in, and saw Xiaotuanzi counting on his fingers.

"What are you thinking about?" Chen Qingzhu took the thin sweater from the side, "Raise your hands."

Changsheng stretched his arms, and obediently asked the other party to put on a sweater, "I was allergic yesterday, and I need to rest for three days to recover."

"After three days, you have to go to their company with Bai Laicai, and you will be cured by then." Chen Qingzhu handed him the trousers, "Put them on by yourself, and go to the opposite door to continue exercising."

Changsheng sat on the edge of the bed dejectedly, wondering if he should take a lesson in democracy and politics.

"I've lost a lot of weight." Changsheng touched his soft belly self-consciously, "If you don't believe me, touch it."

Chen Qingzhu went over to rub it a few times amusedly, and the creaking Changsheng rolled all over the bed with laughter, "I know you have lost weight, but if you strengthen it in the past few days, the results will look good."

He patted Changsheng's buttocks, "Pack up quickly, Yuan Qing said that there is a temple fair in the afternoon, do you want to go?"

"Go!" Changsheng Gulu sat up, just put his hands on the hem of his trousers, and suddenly felt a little shy, "You... want to go out for a while?"

"It's not like I haven't seen it before." Chen Qingzhu glanced at Changsheng's lower body lightly, "I've even touched it."

Changsheng's face turned red, "You, don't say it..."

"Otherwise, who do you want to touch?" Chen Qingzhu looked at Chang Sheng, whose ears were all red, and asked with raised eyebrows.

"Only, only for you," Changsheng said in a stuttering voice like a mosquito, unable to utter a complete sentence.

Chen Qingzhu laughed a few times, and finally let the other party stop teasing him, pinched Changsheng's earlobe that was a little hot, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly heard a thin question.

"What about you?" Chang Sheng lowered his eyes and did not look at him.

Only then did Chen Qingzhu realize that Chang Sheng was asking a rhetorical question to the previous sentence. He lowered his head and kissed the other person's forehead suddenly, "It's only for you, do you want to try it now?"

"I, I'd better change clothes first." His stomach groaned a few times, and Chang Sheng rubbed his belly, "I'm hungry."

"Okay, I'll cook a few dishes, and we'll set off after eating." Chen Qingzhu naturally moved close to the corner of the other's lips, caressed her fingers a few times inadvertently, her eyes were deep, and she muttered in her mouth, but she couldn't hear her voice.

Just as Chen Qingzhu closed the door, he suddenly said, "By the way, Bai Laicai said that the sheep you raised can talk."

Chang Sheng, who was about to take off his trousers, froze immediately, all the charming little thoughts in his heart were swept away, he blinked in panic, and in the end he just choked out, "Huh?"

My heart has exploded!

"You're also surprised, aren't you?" Chen Qingzhu pretended to be surprised, "However, it's not surprising that a sheep with a schizophrenic second personality can talk, don't you think?"

"Yes, right?" Changsheng lowered his head, not daring to look up at Chen Qingzhu, "I'll go and have a look later, Xing, maybe I heard it wrong?"

"I heard that there are cat and dog language translators. Do your sheep also use this kind of translator?" Chen Qingzhu had a faint smile on his face, "Is there anything you want to tell me?"

"I..." Changsheng faced the steps that Chen Qingzhu had paved, but he still couldn't get down.This excuse can be used by Yuan Qing or Bai Laicai at will, but Chen Qingzhu is different. He wants to confide in this person without reservation, and even wants to share the good times of the Daqing Dynasty with him.

But what if it scares someone stupid?Chang Sheng pondered for a moment, and felt that it would be safer to proceed step by step.It is better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Since Hades made such a good start, he would feel sorry if he didn't take it.

Changsheng simply put his pants aside, stepped on his slippers and tried to grab Chen Qingzhu's hand, "I don't need a translator."

"Huh?" Chen Qingzhu was pulled obediently by Xiaotuanzi, with a smile on the corner of her eyes, and her tense heart was slowly relaxed from this sentence, "Then why do you talk?"

"Because it can speak," Chang Sheng didn't want to reveal the identity of King Hades, otherwise it really felt like turning into a horror movie in a second.He recalled the scene of following his master to practice the method in the Daqing Dynasty. Just one or two incompetent little devils can scare the shit out of the living.Now it is suddenly revealed that Yanggoudan is actually possessed by the top leader of the ghost, this kind of subtle sense of private visits in disguise.

"Can talk?" Chen Qingzhu became interested, "Does anyone else know about this?"

Changsheng shook his head a little at a loss, clutching the hem of his clothes, worried that Chen Qingzhu would say that he would sell the sheep and dogs.

Chen Qingzhu sighed, loosened the hooked corner of Xiaotuanzi's clothes, and rubbed his head again, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, this is our secret, okay?"

Changsheng buried his head in Chen Qingzhu's shoulder, "Then you are not afraid?"

Chen Qingzhu turned her face and kissed him lightly a few times, "I'm not afraid, what about you?"

Speaking of him being able to talk so calmly up to now, a lot of psychological preparations were made before then.He has a childhood, and found a boyfriend who is full of inexplicable incidents. With this foreshadowing, it is only logical that he can accept it as a goat.

But will Xiaotuanzi in his arms be afraid?At the beginning, when I lost my memory, I suddenly met a talking goat spirit again. Thinking about it, I feel distressed.

"I'm fine..." Chang Sheng said, "It's not that scary. In fact, he's usually pretty good, but he can eat a little."

Chen Qingzhu patted Changsheng's back for a while, remembering the appetite of sheep and dogs, it really wasn't at 01:30, it was probably a foodie.

"Change your clothes first, don't tell the two of them about this matter, and then use the translator as an excuse." Chen Qingzhu explained, after thinking for a while, he said, "A friend of mine also had this happen. I will go to his place in a few days and consult again, don't be afraid."

Chang Sheng thought that he would be able to get away with it by letting Hades go back to work, so he nodded indifferently.

Chen Qingzhu went to her own kitchen first as usual, and Changsheng also got into the bathroom after seeing people leave.After washing it again, it happened that the first dish was out of the pot, so I took it to the opposite door.

Yuan Qing was probably still sleeping. Since Bai Laicai moved upstairs, he came to sleep more and more often. He said that since he was lonely at home, it would be better if the four of them got together and could play mahjong.

Changsheng didn't bring the key, so he knocked on the door and leaned against the wall to wait.Yuan Qing came over to open the door, with complicated expressions on his face, he hesitated and said, "Be prepared mentally later..."

"Ah?" Chang Sheng was taken aback, "What happened?"

Yuan Qing turned sideways, and Chang Sheng changed the sweet and sour pork tenderloin from his hand to the opponent's, pinching his own earlobe habitually with the residual heat on his fingertips.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Bai Laicai sitting on the sofa tirelessly trying to induce Hades to speak, and Hades curled up a little sluggishly, his chin biting like he was in a math class.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Bai Laicai raised his head to see the visitor, and said to Chang Sheng in surprise, "My godson can talk!"

As he said that, he turned his head and coaxed Hades again, "Come on, son, let's say something for your father to see!"

Hearing this address, the King of Hades greeted this person again with a ram's horn without saying a word, but he dared to call himself Dad, Dad can't beat you to death when you are dead.

Chang Sheng hurriedly hugged Hades in his arms, thinking that fortunately Chen Qingzhu had found an excuse for him, and said, "There is a reason why Goudan can talk, that..."

"What's the reason?" Yuan Qing brought some food from outside again, and now he is also in high spirits, "Is it the cat and dog language translator? I heard that it is quite fun, did Goudan also put one on his body?" ?”

"Yes," Chen Qingzhu came in and closed the door, "but it's the size of a chip, so it can't be seen from the outside."

"Yo hoo!" Bai Laicai and Yuan Qing looked at Chen Qingzhu's expressionless face, felt that this sentence was very convincing, and they agreed to believe it.

Bai Laicai, who was being forced to lose another ten catties, couldn't help crying, "The technology is so advanced, why hasn't there been a delicious snack that you can eat without getting fat!"

Changsheng couldn't help but nodded in agreement.

Five dishes and one soup are served as usual, braised eggplant, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, shredded cabbage, and finally two vegetable salads. The salad has been replaced with skim yogurt, which is particularly unappetizing against the backdrop of other greasy dishes.

Chen Qingzhu felt that since the sheep and dog eggs had become fine, there was nothing to worry about in terms of food, but he was given a share of everything.Yan Wang looked at the vegetable salad in front of him, pushed it in front of Bai Laicai with his hoof in disgust, and said in disgust, "Tsk."

Bai Laicai: qaq

After dinner, Bai Laicai and Yuan Qing were rushed to clean up the dining table, and Chang Sheng took the opportunity to carry Hades into the bedroom. After throwing a small spell as usual, Chang Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Why did you expose yourself?"

Hearing this, Yan Wang couldn't get angry, and simply talked about what happened that day, "Damn that retarded person is so annoying, I couldn't hold it back for a while."

Chang Sheng sighed for a long time, then suddenly asked, "Then can you clear his memory?"

I have read a lot of novels recently with this stalk, and I think it is very convenient and fast to use, it is simply an eraser in action.

Hades was stunned, obviously he didn't think of this move, but now in order to restore some of the little power left, he could only speak politely, "Although it can erase memory, it also damages the mind. This kind of behavior that harms others and benefits oneself How could Hades do it?"

Changsheng nodded knowingly, "Did you forget?"

Hades: What nonsense are you talking about!

"Will you come with us to the temple fair this afternoon?" Chang Sheng got up from the ground, went to open the closet to find his coat, "Do you need to dress up?"

Yan Wang also stood up, and since he came to the world, he has automatically turned on his house attribute. As a person who has lived in the underworld for many years, he only now realizes that he is on a business trip.Damn, I'm so used to it, I'm on a business trip and I'm staying home again.

"What kind of disguise do you need?" Yan Wang shook his head, "No matter how you dress up, you are still a sheep. How can you still pretend to be a roasted whole sheep?"

Changsheng found out the clothes, and suddenly remembered what Chen Qingzhu said, "I forgot to tell you, Qingzhu already knows your identity."

Yan Wang shuddered, as if being strangled by the neck, "I said he looked at me wrong at noon today!"

"You think too much," Changsheng touched its little ram horns, and I have almost discredited you before, and it is not bad now, "But I didn't say that you are the king of Hades, I just said...you became a spirit gone."

Yan Wang stomped his hoof angrily, "It's just a slander to me! A slander!"

Changsheng calmed down casually, "Anyway, you can't hide it, and Chengjing is more acceptable. Who told you to eat meat and snacks in front of them before? Ordinary sheep can't do this at all, okay?"

Hades raised his chin triumphantly, and his short beard fluttered in the wind. Yes, Hades cast a small spell on himself, and he brought a blower with him.

Changsheng: I am not praising you!

After a few people packed up, Chang Sheng held Yan Wang and Chen Qingzhu in the car, and Bai Laicai went to squeeze in a car with Yuan Qing, but he knocked on the window after a while.

"I just found out that the heater on this truck is broken. I didn't freeze to death when I got in the car." Bai Laicai rubbed his hands angrily, and then reached out to Chang Sheng, the co-pilot, "Hurry up and hug me, co-pilot You can't hold a baby."

King of Hades: ...This person must go through every round of hell after his death!

"Say something," Bai Laicai teased Yama's chin.

Yuan Qing also leaned over, got a picture-reading flashcard from somewhere, pointed to the plantain on it, "Come on, follow me, Ba———"

Yan Wang was forced to have nothing to love, and he had already given up on treatment and said, "Ba——"

"Oh!" Bai Laicai said excitedly, "The child called me daddy!"

Chen Qingzhu was still driving expressionlessly, Chang Sheng glanced at Bai Laicai's fate from the rearview mirror, he was being beaten by Hades so hard that he couldn't take care of himself.

I just can't bear to watch, Yan Wang dares to make money even if he is cheap, and I feel that the picture of Bai Laicai being fried in the oil pan after his death has already appeared in front of his eyes.

D City still retains some ancient buildings. Although the palaces and pavilions are no longer as glorious as they used to be, the gods have a little bit of fireworks because of the continuous incense. In addition, temple fairs are held every year and festivals, and the whole street is bustling. .The ancient theme of the temple fair combined with its antique charm has attracted a large number of tourists.Yuan Qing bought tickets online in advance, and now he can save himself the trouble of queuing up to buy tickets. The group got out of the car, and Yan Wang was hugged tightly by Bai Laicai, who had some bruises around his eyes.Yuan Qing was three meters away from him, fearing that he would be infected with a brain virus.

There are many tourists, if there are no modern scenes everywhere, Changsheng suddenly seems to have returned to the previous life.His shoulders were hugged suddenly, Chen Qingzhu put on a little devil hat he bought at some time, and tucked in a scarf to make sure he wouldn't be frozen, and then protected Xiaotuanzi and entered the army of tourists.

Bai Laicai hugged the King of Hades, with a chain tied on Yuan Qing's arm, for fear of accidentally squeezing the lamb in his arms into a roasted whole lamb with cumin.

It's not impossible, Yuan Qing looked at the kebabs on the opposite side and drooled with the boss.

"Brother, don't you sell sheep!" The boss greeted with a mutton skewer.

The two were so frightened that they ran away. After a while, Yuan Qing had a bunch of snacks and snacks in his arms, such as pea yellow, plum ginger, lychee paste, icy and snowy cold balls with granulated sugar... and two servings of tea soup.Bai Laicai originally wanted a piece of stinky tofu, but finally succumbed to the violence of Yama.Yuan Qing was covering in front, and Bai Laicai secretly fed snacks to the little lamb in his arms from time to time.

After watching the shadow puppet show, I followed the flow of people to a fence and happened to meet Changsheng next to the fence.Yuan Qing finally squeezed in with one person and one sheep behind him, and leaned in front of Changsheng, "What is this for?"

Not far in front of it hangs a wooden coin about a foot long, with a golden lacquer painted on its surface, which shines brightly, which is very beautiful.There is a copper bell hanging in the empty space of the money. From time to time, coins hit the wooden coin from a distance, but the copper bell in the middle remains firmly still.

"Do you want coins?" Changsheng spread out his hands to reveal a handful of coins he had exchanged just now, and pointed to the copper bell in front of him, "If you hit it, you will be lucky and prosperous in the coming year."

"It's up to me!" Bai Laicai immediately moved over, moved Hades into Yuan Qing's arms, rubbed his hands vigorously, picked up a coin and muttered something, then heaved a sigh and threw it in the direction of the copper bell. go.

The wooden money made a small sound and remained motionless.

"Isn't your wish to be a film king?" Yuan Qing came over to ask a little bit, and then realized, "That's quite accurate, and it will come true for you on the spot."

Unconvinced, Bai Laicai asked Chang Sheng for a handful of coins, aimed again and again, and shot down again and again.

"Your accuracy is one in a million." Yuan Qing admired, it is not easy to hit one place of wooden money every time.

"Shall I ring the copper bell for you?" Chang Sheng held the last coin, "You make a wish and I will vote for you."

Bai Laicai reluctantly closed his eyes, and quickly said a word, "I promise!"

Putting the coin in his hand, he threw it into the air with a little force and drew a parabola - with a ding sound, the metal touched the metal, and the copper bell swayed slightly.

"I'm the film king!" Bai Laicai excitedly patted Yuan Qing's shoulder vigorously, "Did you see that!"

"Vote again?" Chen Qingzhu was still holding various small pendants in his hands, all of which were collected by Changsheng all the way just now. "This time, if you make a wish, how about not failing the exam?"

Chang Sheng felt guilty, and quickly waved his hands, "I don't think I missed the shot..."

Chen Qingzhu pursed her lips and smiled, comfortingly said, "It's okay, then go back and double supervise your homework."

longevity: qaq

The voices of people were shouting, but it became more and more boiling with the passage of time. The bald branches were covered with lights, and the enthusiastic smiles shuttled among them, even almost covering up the bleakness of winter.

Changsheng's ears moved slightly, but he heard someone in the crowd calling Chen Qingzhu's name.He stepped on his feet and looked back, and saw a boy with a baby face constantly jumping up and waving his arms outside the crowded crowd.Seeing Changsheng turned around, he couldn't help smiling and waving his arms even more vigorously, fearing that the other party would not see him, he grinned and showed two small canine teeth.

Seeing that Chang Sheng didn't answer, Chen Qingzhu looked over with his gaze, then smiled and waved at the other party, "That's Xu Qin's little boyfriend, named Zhang He, who is about the same age as you."

Seeing Chang Sheng's dazed look, he added, "When we first met, I took you to the back kitchen of a restaurant to get carp, do you remember? That's Xu Qin."

Changsheng pushed Yuan Qing, who refused to admit defeat and tried hard to throw money, "Brother Yuan Qing, Qingzhu meets acquaintances and wants to greet you?"

"Don't go, don't go," Yuan Qing was so immersed in it that he couldn't get out, he waved his hands a few times and flicked coins in the air until he ran out of coins before grabbing Chang Sheng who was just about to leave, "Help brother change some coins Ah, another 50 yuan."

Seeing Yuan Qing's upper body appearance of a gambler, Changsheng looked hesitantly at the red-eyed man, and pulled Chen Qingzhu's clothes with a slight trembling in his heart, and whispered, "Look, brother Yuan Qing is all right." son?"

Chen Qingzhu glanced up, "It's okay, I guess I made a wish that couldn't be fulfilled."

"Doctor Ji! Doctor Ji!" Bai Laicai hugged Yan Wang and stayed beside Yuan Qing who was busy tossing coins. Men can't be bothered.

Yan Wang has lost sight of it, and even scientifically doubts the development of Yuan Qing's cerebellum.As a character in myths and legends, he has been forced to such a point, it is really sad!

Seeing Hades struggling in Bai Laicai's arms, Chang Sheng took it over, wrapped the chain around his arm, and then followed Chen Qingzhu out of the crowd.

Zhang He pulled Xu Qin and ran over to meet them with a smile. This person looked very young, and his eyes always smiled to complete the crescent moon, which was very cute.When Changsheng saw this kind of face, he felt good, and couldn't help but want to get closer to him.

"Why do you like Zhang He so much?" Chen Qingzhu couldn't help joking when she saw that her little group was eager to make friends, "Could it be that he has the word "good guy" written on his face?"

Chang Sheng was shocked, "How do you know!!"

Chen Qingzhu: ...

"The word "good man" is written on my face." Zhang He put on a smug little face, smiling so brightly that it seemed as if the warm winter sun had rubbed it in, he broke away from Xu Qin's hand and ran to Next to Changsheng, "I heard Brother Qin mention you last time, and I finally saw you today. There is a mung bean cake over there that makes delicious mung bean cakes. Let's go!"

As soon as Changsheng heard this, he immediately cheered up, and was about to leave with the King of Hades in his arms. In the end, Chen Qingzhu grabbed him by the back collar and ordered him to pour down his head like a basin of cold water, "Go back tonight and exercise for three hours in exchange for two." green bean cake."

"Ah?" Changsheng pointed to Hades in his arms with a weeping face, "Can I buy it for it to eat?"

"Hehe..." Xu Qin became interested, his eyes lit up like a small light bulb when he looked at Hades, "This lamb is just right in age, did you buy it for roasted suckling lamb?"

Yan Wang was struggling and shaking his hoof in Changsheng's arms, this mortal is impatient!Yes or no!

Although Chen Qingzhu didn't know the origins of sheep and dogs, he planned it as a category of non-compliance with the code of conduct after the founding of the People's Republic of China. He was even more worried that Xu Qin would commit some taboos again, after all, little devils are hard to deal with.

"It's Geng Zhi's pet. If you eat it, you'll probably be the food." Chen Qingzhu smiled, "There are a lot of people here, let's find a quieter place, I have something to tell you."

"Okay, then there are fewer people over there." Xu Qin casually pointed to a place, which looked like a palace for worshiping gods and Buddhas, but unlike Yuelao Temple and Songzi Guanyin Temple, the sparsely populated place seemed to open a barrier for himself .

"Be careful on the road, there are more pickpockets and thieves in temple fairs." Chen Qingzhu pinched the little devil's horns on Changsheng's head, "Call me if you need anything."

"Okay, I will definitely not eat too much!" Changsheng immediately promised, and ran away before Chen Qingzhu could respond, dragging Zhang He.

There was an endless stream of tourists shoulder to shoulder, and Chang Sheng and Zhang He didn't go very far. They lingered at each stall for a few minutes, and their stomachs began to show a chubby trend.

"Mung bean cake, I can only watch the dog eat it," Changsheng sighed regretfully, "If I eat more, I will go back to lose weight again."

I have to recite vocabulary while running, but I may still be in danger of being spanked. Although I am a little blushing and shy, it is still a bit uneconomical.

"I think you're pretty good now," Zhang He and Bai Laicai have the same physique of hating to eat and not getting fat. At this moment, there is a large piece of glutinous rice cake stuffed in the cheek, and after finally swallowing it, he gulps After taking a few mouthfuls of plum blossom snow bubbles, I was relieved, "Nuo Nuo is so soft and cute, I want to pinch it when I see it."

Having said that, I couldn't help itching my hands, and leaned over with a shy face, showing my little tiger teeth, "Let me rub it?"

Pedestrian next to him: ...perverted.

Zhang He: (/tДt)/

Chang Sheng held Hades in his arms and dodged back vigorously like never before, and said firmly, "No!"

Only for the chef to touch!

Zhang He scratched his hair in embarrassment, "I'm just joking." Although he really wanted to poke his face!

"But if you buy mung bean cakes for it to eat..." Zhang He pointed to the kid in Changsheng's arms, "Shouldn't he be a vegetarian?"

"That's right," Chang Sheng said righteously, "Mung beans are vegetarian."

Yan Wang nodded in agreement.

Zhang He suddenly realized, "There seems to be nothing wrong with what you said."

Because Chang Sheng was holding Hades in his arms, Zhang He was not idle holding a pile of food in his arms. On the way, the two met Yuan Qing, who had finally succeeded in coin tossing, and Bai Laicai, who was beside him with an obvious look of contempt.

"It's my friend," Chang Sheng bumped Zhang He with his elbow, "Hurry up and wave to them, I can't spare my hand."

Then Yuan Qing and Bai Laicai saw someone on the opposite side trying to stretch their necks and jumping up, while swaying at them with a smiling face.

Bai Laicai: "...Is this person sick?"

"No, look at the honesty next to you." Yuan Qing was beaming. He wanted to drag Bai Laicai and run over, but his hand stretched out in mid-air and suddenly froze. He quickly retracted and ran towards Changsheng half a meter away. .

Bai Laicai glared at him angrily. Damn, half a meter of distance can isolate him at a time like this, obviously passers-by and himself are within the range of a fist.

After Changsheng introduced to both parties, seeing Yuan Qingzhi's complacent look, he said, "Did the coin hit?"

"I won! Twice!" Yuan Qing made a yes gesture, "I just made two wishes."

Bai Laicai, who had sprayed on breath freshener and perfume, also followed. He couldn't resist leaving his idol burden and ate a box of authentic stinky tofu just now, but he was abandoned just like that.

"I'm ashamed to say it," Bai Laicai glanced at him contemptuously, "he couldn't wait for you to find fifty coins, so he just urged me to go, and when he found the fifty coins, he threw them all at the wooden money." I only got two hits in the past. With this probability, even one or two clerks randomly found from a blind massage parlor are better than you."

"Then I won too. I heard that wishing is very effective." Yuan Qing wanted to go to heaven!

"What wish?" Zhang He leaned over and asked, "Is that the one with the copper bell in the wooden coin? Brother Qin also voted for me, and he won every time!"

Yuan Qing asked depressedly, "What wish did you make?"

"My wish is the same every year." Zhang He smiled and clenched his fists, "I want to live a good life with Brother Qin!"

Yuan Qing, who was beaten twice, stubbornly went to find Yuelao Temple, and even wrapped more than a dozen red silks and satins around her arms.

"It's all right, let him go about his business." Bai Laicai said indifferently, "He just felt aggrieved and angry, and he thought he was a straight man when he turned into a mountain road with eighteen bends. He deserves it, we Go see the blowgun."

Blowing arrows can be regarded as a unique skill that has been handed down, and now it is unknown how many generations it is.It is rumored that a hundred years ago, there was an artist with special skills, who shot a small feather arrow at a large turntable with a diameter of four or five feet.It would be too boring to just hit it. There are more than a thousand kinds of images of people, flowers, birds and utensils painted on this turntable.But once the turntable is turned, when it spins rapidly, the artist concentrates on luck, and the small feather arrows fly out, and the arrows are not in vain, shooting at the image that has already been stated.

Up to now, the difficulty of archery has increased. Instead of throwing arrows in hand, one must muster one's breath and fly along the powerful airflow through a small ingenious tube to shoot on the turntable.Because of its exquisite skills, the spectators have been densely surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside, and there are a few bursts of enthusiastic applause from time to time.

Bai Laicai has lived up to expectations, because he has filmed many assassin scenes, now he insists on fighting his way through the impenetrable human wall.Three people and one goat managed to gain a firm foothold in the front seat of the spectators. Before watching for a while, the artists walked towards the slowly moving turntable.

In order to get closer to the theme of the temple fair, this man wore a neat bunt and a belt on his head. He was about 40 to [-] years old, with a clear facial contour and a body full of lean flesh, and he looked very energetic.Looking at the other person's appearance, Changsheng always felt that something was wrong. He intuitively felt that the spirit of this person was just a painted skin, but he felt a little sluggish in the interior.

The bunt artist held the turntable with his hands, and when the turntable stopped, there was a burst of warm applause.

"I said it would hit Pikachu, but it didn't blow to the one-punch man!"

"I also said that it would blow out the word majestic and majestic. You see, it is indeed true!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Aren't you firmly standing with the Juho Party?"

"Hehe, don't expose people's scars during the holidays."

The combination of three people and one goat: ...do you want to expose the attributes so thoroughly.

At this moment, the bunt man clasped his fists and said to everyone in the audience, "I, Zhang Facai, thank you for your support. Now let's have an interaction. In order to prove that my little tube has no tricks, everyone is welcome to come up and try it!"

Everyone in the audience looked at each other in blank dismay, all uncertain on their faces.

"Is there anyone brave enough to come up!" Zhang Facai said loudly, "There is no charge for a trial lesson!"

"Is it a cross-talk?" Zhang He felt that the words were familiar, and pushed Bai Laicai who was beside him, "Do you want to go up and try?"

"No!" Bai Laicai quickly shook his head, "This man's name is too vulgar!"

Yan Wang couldn't help but rolled his eyes, why the hell are you talking about others?Would you like to see your ID card?

"This little brother is so good!" Zhang Facai pointed with his big hand, pointing to a point in the crowd.

Everyone was in an uproar and turned to look at Lucky.

"What are you looking at me for?" Changsheng pointed to himself inexplicably, "Me?"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, pushing Chang Sheng and lifting him up easily.Changsheng, who has not entrusted the King of Hades in his arms, wants to cry without tears. He doesn't really want to come up. Brother Zhang Facai, you just finished using this bamboo tube and it's still dripping with saliva. Don't think that I can't see if you wipe it with your sleeve secretly ah……

You don't want to come up because of this!Changsheng looked sadly at the audience.

Everyone was on the sidelines, pretending not to understand what was going on, and showing the spirit of a dead fellow Daoist to the fullest in a textbook.

"If you feel that you can't do what you want, just blow it once." Brother Zhang Facai said kindly, "Come and try it, brother!"

Chang Sheng looked at the design inside the bamboo tube, and found that it was very delicate. A few feathered arrows were neatly stacked around the bamboo tube. Even if he did some tricks, the airflow would not be strong enough to hold the feathered arrows and hit the wooden turntable.

Chang Sheng frowned, and just as he was about to pick up the bamboo tube and ask Brother Zhang Facai if he could change it, he suddenly caught Hades' fore hoof on his hand.Changsheng looked at Hades reflexively, but saw a warning in it.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Changsheng lowered his head and asked the little goat in his arms, "You don't think there is any problem?"

Then he quickly turned to Zhang Facai, and said sincerely, "Brother, I don't think there is any problem here. Your craftsmanship is very pure, and it is unprecedented to the point of perfection!"

"This is a thoughtful rethinking of the idioms I learned." Bai Laicai sighed in the audience, "Does he not want to play that bamboo pipe?"

"I don't know," Zhang He shook his head, biting his lower lip and feeling extremely nervous.

"If my little brother dislikes that I have used this, how about changing to this one?" Zhang Facai took another small bamboo tube as if by magic, "It is clean, hygienic and environmentally friendly. It is guaranteed to be used for the first time. If you shoot it If you do, there are unexpected prizes waiting for you!"

Speaking of this, it would be awkward to refuse to refuse, so he simply took the bamboo tube over.I finally found a fat duck that looked fresher in the carousel with various depictions. After I selected it, I saw a large piece of black-thick-long leg hair on the duck's legs!

Chang Sheng was so frightened by the hair on his legs, he brought the bamboo tube to his mouth in a trance, but when he was about to blow it, he saw Zhang Facai's shining eyes from the corner of his eyes.Thoughts were flying in my heart, but it was too late, my mouth subconsciously moved close to the bamboo pipe and blew violently.

Hades frowned, and quickly added a spell.

The feathered arrow in the tube seemed to have a spirituality, deviated a little from the original track, and shot straight at the turntable.

Changsheng pretended to be calm and took down the bamboo tube, and said to Zhang Facai, who frowned slightly, "Brother, this is my first time shooting an arrow. If I hit the target, can you give me the bamboo tube?"

Zhang Facai reluctantly pulled his lips into a smile, and secretly stopped the turntable with force in his hands. Sure enough, with the help of Hades, the feather arrow hit Elizabeth's chirp!

Everyone was in an uproar, and the men present felt chills between their legs after seeing the feathered arrows on the turntable.

After Chang Sheng got off the stage with the bamboo tube, he was squeezed out of the crowd by Bai Laicai and Zhang He shoulder to shoulder. ? Sa Huan, who was still eating just now, turned around and fell asleep now?"

Changsheng's back felt cold, but he knew in his heart that this was the sequelae of Yama's exhaustion of spells.

You can only use five tasteless spells a day, and you have to go back to work in the underworld when you run out!Especially without ghost feelings!