The royal chef called me to lose weight [travel]

Entertainment gossip broke out quickly, Bai Laicai was holding Yan Wang brand sheepskin hand warmer in his arms, and when he was nestling in Changsheng's house and checking the small Weibo, his hands paused and then burst into earth-shattering laughter.

Chen Qingzhu went out early today. Fortunately, the mackerel dumplings made earlier survived a lot, which was just enough for the three of them and a sheep for another meal at noon.As soon as Changsheng took the hard frozen dumplings in his hand, Bai Laicai trembled with fright, and when he closed the refrigerator door, he saw the sober Hades blocking Bai Laicai's mouth with his hoof.

Changsheng: Well done!

"Hey, come and see this idiot," Bai Laicai laughed out of breath, and took a long breath to calm down, "Just this photo, this entertainment blogger probably really hates him .”

As soon as Changsheng put the dumplings, he added water to the pot and waited for the water to boil before going to the bedroom to beat Yuan Qing up.Yuan Qing rubbed Wu Qing's eyes, and rolled on the bed for a while with her messy hair, "Let me go on a hunger strike. I won't eat this lunch today, and I'll make up for it at night."

"Then you cook the dumplings first, who told you to lose in the WeChat dice shake." Changsheng pulled off his little quilt without sympathy. The sun is shining today, and he can still dry it out. At night, he still feels like rolling around in his arms. It's nice and warm.Chef’s quilt also needs to be dried on the balcony for a while. Recently, he’s more diligent in sleeping at Chef’s house than Yuan Qing hehehe.

Yuan Qing was crying, and went to the hospital yesterday to test his presence in front of Dr. Ji, but was sent to the psychiatric department all morning.He came back dejectedly and fell asleep with his head covered, and was dazedly fooled by Bai Laicai to shake the dice in WeChat. There were six times in total, all of which were a big red dot. No one was lucky. Changsheng could shake him six times in one go. back!

Yuan Qing went to the bathroom to wash his face and came out. When he looked up, he saw his swollen eyes and felt wronged that he had applied the tomato-flavored mask that he got from Bai Laicai last night to his face for several layers. I didn't move at all for fear of fine lines due to stiffness, and I was so worried about chasing my daughter-in-law.

Bai Laicai lost his temper with a smile, and was lying on the sofa touching his tears. Seeing Yuan Qing's pregnancy reaction, he waved his phone at him, "I've never seen someone who chased his wife so badly and didn't give up, you It is also a must. Hurry up, I will read you a news to increase your happiness."

Yuan Qing pouted slightly, indicating that he could not speak.Changsheng put the dumplings into his arms, "Cook them all, Bai Laicai and I will lose weight, and you and Yanggoudan have a lot of appetite."

Moreover, one of them is uncertain at work, the other is facing an internship and has not yet found a suitable dedication position, and only he and the chef are trying to support a family in this precarious world. It is not easy to think about it.

Yuan Qing was sent to cook dumplings, and Bai Laicai took his mobile phone and began to broadcast live, "Do you think Fang Liancheng is a rabbit in a hurry to bite someone, and he dared to release such an obvious candid shot, and the people in the scenic spots are not easy to choose. Which old lady went to the suburban road for a walk alone, I am really convinced."

As he said that, Bai Laicai squinted his eyes and stared at the screen for a while, looking at the comments of the navy below, he gritted his teeth in a sinister manner.

[Water Army 1: Didn’t xxx cheat and come out of the closet, and I didn’t see you black him, we didn’t even get married, and we didn’t betray anyone. Free love is not allowed?Hehe, the series is too wide, Xiao Ming's grandfather lived to be 99 years old, do you know why? ]

[Passerby 1: Sailor 1 I think Xiao Ming’s grandfather lived to be 99 years old because he didn’t have a grandson like you. ]

[Water Army 2: Coming out of the closet and cheating does not mean that the whole person has a bad character, nor does it mean that he is not kind or helpful.Doesn't it mean that you have a problem with your character by making partial generalizations like this? ]

[Water Army 3: The work has nothing to do with character, just look at the work, what does Liancheng's first-class acting skills have to do with other things? ]

[Mifensi 1: Sailor 1, Sailor 2, the advanced black?Who the hell came out?You just came out and your whole family came out. ]

[Passerby 2: hhhhhhhh your true love is really sixty-six thousand six hundred and sixty-six, you can enter the museum if you are mentally retarded. ]

[Passerby 3: It's really a gossip with hot eyes, can the po owner come up with some valuable revelations?I'll just unfollow the scumbag's Weibo again, seriously.By the way, Fang Liancheng did not betray anyone. I suggest you go to the brain department for a CT scan. There may be a major component missing. ]

Chang Sheng leaned over to read the comments one by one, and there was a small gap between his brows. He said worriedly, "Is Fang Liancheng very poor recently? Why is the quality of the sailors he bought so poor?"

Bai Laicai had already calmed down, but when he heard this, he laughed and cramped again, and at the same time quickly increased his fighting power and began to switch to another trumpet and type.

[Deep Hidden Attack and Name: Hehe face, isn't this old lady my colleague?An old entertainer with both virtue and skill, the kind of husband and wife team.A few years ago, we collaborated on a costume drama. The old lady was selling tomatoes at the head of the stall, and my wife was selling peanuts at the end of the stall.Professional ensemble performance for 50 years, [-] tube lunches per show.I didn't expect to meet here again after so many years. The old man's body is pretty good, so it won't be a problem to act for another ten years. ]

In a blink of an eye, this comment was praised as a hot topic, and it was not too big of a deal to watch the excitement, and quickly picked up a screenshot of the TV series.This TV series is really not hard to find. After all, it was a hot search on Weibo a few years ago, but that time it was scolding the director and screenwriter, saying that they didn’t do their homework well when making costume dramas. Peanuts and tomatoes were only introduced to China in the Ming Dynasty. .Selling tomatoes in the winter of the Tang Dynasty, I can't think of other more appropriate and wonderful words except sickness.

But the passer-by who said he was showing a melancholy and deep back was not found, because there are too many people with backless, and none of them are melancholy and deep, okay!

By the way, after everyone hacked this thunder drama again, they stepped up with more vigor and began to pick Fang Liancheng from the inside out.The person who was waiting for the public opinion to fade away, unexpectedly became the No. 1 position of the hot search...

Because Yuan Qing and Bai Laicai ate too much at noon that day, they both got gastroenteritis and ate vegetables and millet porridge for several days in a row.This meal of dumplings was the first time they had eaten meat in a few days. The two of them lost weight several times, and Bai Laicai got his wish, and his weight soared to the weight of the sick young master.

When Bai Laicai saw the dumplings on the table, he threw away his phone. He didn't even bother to watch the excitement, and rushed to the restaurant.Changsheng was not in a hurry, he walked slowly over with the King of Hades in his arms, touched the little horns on the head of the King of Hades from time to time, sighed for a while, and then asked in a low voice, "Why haven't you seen Goudan wake up recently, I haven't seen it for a long time Well, how is it doing with you?"

Mention this and get angry!I don't plan to eat the meal of Yan Wangqi. After all, I have eaten several meals of mackerel dumplings with Changsheng. It was a bit fresh at first, but I can't stand the mackerel dumplings for three days in a row. Now I want to turn around when I see fish. Let's go, I really want to eat grass.Hey... Let alone, the pots of succulents on the balcony taste pretty good, plump and juicy...

Hades tore Changsheng's trouser legs with his mouth and dragged them into the bedroom, tried a spell sloppily, and began to complain angrily, "You should take care of your brat, when will such a lawless Boss? Our underworld personnel come and go, and if something goes wrong, it’s not easy to manage, do you know how hard it is and how difficult it is for us?"

Changsheng perfunctorily skipped this part of the complaint, "Where is Goudan being misbehaving?"

good!very good!For ten days and half a month, they will not move their nests!But that's the problem, it's tricky.Because it occupied Lord Hades' bed...

Although this king took your petite body, he didn't take away your soul, did he?Although you occupied your master, your bedroom, your... oh, I can't go on, I suddenly feel a dull pain in my conscience.

"It's not such a question," King Hades sorted out his thoughts, "Although I am the head of the ten kings of Hades, after all, there are people out there who have one heaven, two heavens and three heavens... 33 heavens. I can't slack off even for a moment. , you can’t relax your own cultivation.”

"Does that have anything to do with taking your bed?" Chang Sheng looked at him suspiciously, "You didn't sleep less here."

"My bed is where I practice!" Hades shouted angrily, stomping his hooves on the floor vigorously, "the aura is very abundant, and the big spirit stone carved into the bed was the one I managed to snatch from the sky. ...Bought it back!"

But Shen Ke Shen, this king's thin arms and legs are almost broken, okay!

Changsheng understood it this time, and instantly understood the implication of Hades, "You mean to say that your practice on the bed is to sleep?"

"That's right, the Chinese and Western beauty exchange conference is about to start, and you night owls won't understand the benefits of beauty sleep." Yan Wang raised his neck and blinked.

"But at your age," Changsheng couldn't help reminding, "you won't be able to make up for it if you sleep for a lifetime?"

Hades: "...!!!" Don't think that I dare not beat you to death!Although I really didn't dare, but I have a good mouth!

Yama took a deep breath for 5 minutes, "You will regret it, you, do you know who will suffer the most if it takes up the place with the most aura? There are times when you hold my strong, strong, handsome thigh and cry !"

Changsheng was taken aback, then suddenly frowned and looked at him, "What does this mean?"

Yan Wang: "...??" You still have doubts about my long legs?

"Why should I cry?" Chang Sheng stared at him tightly, and suddenly grabbed Hades' horns, speaking excitedly, "Is my master with you? Isn't it?"

Yan Wang was flustered and short of breath, slipped his mouth for a while and didn't have the IQ to lie on the line, so he just closed his eyes and kicked his legs on the ground and passed out.

Chang Sheng's anxious eyes were red, and he hurriedly pushed Hades, "Wake up quickly, I know you are pretending to sleep, do you think my master is with you?"

After a while, Yang Goudan slowly opened his eyes, and under Chang Sheng's eager gaze, he suddenly shook his body and jumped up. Yelling, "baa baa baa!"

Changsheng's figure suddenly collapsed, and he sat on the ground as if he had lost all strength.