One Hundred and Eight Types of Newspaper Office

Chapter 3 Hello Pleasant Goat! Goodbye Pleasant Goat!

In this weird world, normal people would be stupid and incompetent.I looked up at the starry sky deeply, thinking whether I should hang myself, after all, it seems that the traverser went back like this.

The cartoonization of the forest makes me unable to complain. As a foodie, nothing can make me happier than food.Looking for something to eat, my nose is the brightest!

Watch and see what prey there is to eat.There was a voice in the ear, the scolding between the husband and wife.

Two birds on the tree, the bird with flowers on its head, said: "Why is it a bug, my frog! Do you want to starve the baby in my stomach to death?"

The male bird said in a rough voice: "Ah! My wife, the nearest frog was eaten by Big Big Wolf. Frogs are hard to find!" The male bird said with a smile, and promised that he would catch the frog next time.

I suddenly felt how evil it was to eat bird eggs and how sinful it was to eat roast duck.It also prevents people from eating well!

Family disputes caused by Big Big Wolf, wife and slave like Big Big Wolf.I originally wanted to eat roasted birds, but now my psychology has been greatly shadowed, and my view of food has been shocked like an earthquake.

I'm afraid I'll never want to eat birds' eggs or meat again while I'm here.What a blow this is to me!

It took me a long time to soothe my soul before I regained my senses and looked for ingredients again, looking at the cartoon world unsteadily.A hippopotamus with flower buds is standing by the water, and behind it there are one, two or three male hippopotamuses fighting for her heart.

A tiger is exercising with dumbbells on the big lawn.A rabbit littering was thrown into prison by Mr. Bao Bao's elephant trunk.

Seeing this, my mind was broken. After scolding myself a thousand and nine times, I realized that it was dark.Why do I see the sun yawning and sleeping, and the moon brushing its teeth.

Where are the stars going? ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜?Animated World really saves as much as it can.So simple, does the protagonist know?

What's more, the watch in my hand has only passed an hour and a half, and the cartoon world is dawning immediately.

A mouthful of this world!I don't expect the correct way to think logically!

science?To hell!

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For the sake of my desire to go home, I decided to eat all the sheep in Yangcun, and then the world would discover my existence, and I don’t want to do anything behind!

I asked a lot of animals, why do they all speak Mandarin?Because if you learn Mandarin, you can travel all over the world!

I walked to the gate of Yangcun.Pleasant Goat is on duty on the observation deck. (Very good! Eat the main character!)

"Who are you?" Pleasant Goat asked me suspiciously.I didn't hide my identity either, and said straight to the point: "Pleasant Goat, I want to see your village chief."

"Tell me your name so I can tell the village chief." Pleasant Goat said calmly after examining me.

"very smart".I secretly thought.But who am I, Chi Huo, a foodie who eats all over the world! The one with the highest IQ throws him three blocks away.

"My name is Chi Huo, and I'm Daoyang's new disciple. Please let me meet the village head. Pleasant Goat is very important. Please hurry up." I pretended to be very anxious.

Pleasant Goat patted his head, and asked me another question, "What is growing on the head of Senior Daoyang?"

As expected of the smart protagonist in this cartoon, I said angrily: "You are doubting me, the teacher has a cockscomb growing on his head. Pleasant Goat, I want to tell the village head of Slow Yangyang." The strange thing is that when I was angry, I thought When the top of my head catches fire, I can really see the sparks jumping on my head with the naked eye.

Fantasy cartoons are so nonsensical!I tried to eat him, but nothing happened to him.What the hell is going on in the anime world!

"I'm sorry, I haven't met you before, so you just called me by my name, so I'm a little wary, and I don't know the senior Daoyang you're talking about. I'm sorry, I'm going to invite the village chief." Pleasant Goat apologized to me After a while, he ran away and disappeared.

Isn't it said that cartoon characters are easy to deceive?hehe!

Luckily I was better off.hum!

The author has something to say:

Pleasant Goat, come to my bowl.

Roast whole lamb (ˉ﹃ˉ) saliva

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