One Hundred and Eight Types of Newspaper Office

My name is Xiao Ming!I was mentioned repeatedly in math class, I am honored!I love the subject of mathematics, so the whole country knows me as Xiaoming!

The author asked: "Your tablemate Xiaohong is so envious of you, do you know that?"

"I know, it's because she always asks me questions! I can't do without her in my studies! She is my good friend, and I am very calm when I envy this kind of thing! Because she also envies Xiaofang!" Xiao Ming answered the question seriously!Meticulous answer, um, like it, just because of the attitude of breaking the news.

"Tell me, I know very well!" the author asked gossipingly!

"Xiaofang is the first love among all single people! Xiaohong is still very jealous!"

"Oh, I understand, the girl next door is called Xiaofang, haha. You know that elementary and middle school students, including teachers, hate you!"

"Yeah, why?" Xiao Ming asked sincerely!

"Primary and middle school students envy and hate you because you always answer questions, and they want to learn from you! The male teacher hates you for being too famous. Students may forget the math teacher's name when they leave the campus, but they will not forget you Xiao Ming!"

"There are also female math teachers who are jealous of you and appear in textbooks as underage forever! Always remind the teacher of the theme that you are old. Future students also hate you!" the author told Xiao Ming nonsense.

Xiao Ming shrugged helplessly, spread his hands, and said, "Blame me!" >0

The author played by Chi Huo looked at Xiao Ming angrily, and shouted: "System, I have completed the task, it's time to take me away!"

"Yoxi can be spicy"

The author has something to say:

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The author's brain is too big, it's normal not to keep up!

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