Three Kingdoms Campus Daily

Guo Jiala landed on Lu Xun and came to the snack area. While putting the snacks in his arms back on the shelf one by one, he asked Lu Xun, "Xiaolu Xiaolu, have you ever eaten these potato chips?"

Lu Xun always liked snacks. When he was good friends with Sun Quan, Sun Quan would buy him snacks every day, so Lu Xun ate countless snacks.He nodded immediately and said: "I have eaten it, but I forgot what it tastes like."

Guo Jia imitated Cao Zhi's words and said: "Zhongda and I like to eat this the most. Let me tell you, this kind of potato chips don't taste good with tomato, they are sour and oily, but the barbecue flavor is delicious, fragrant and sweet. .”

But Lu Xun heard something wrong, hesitantly said: "Didn't Zhongda never let you eat snacks?"

Guo Jia was so choked by the question, she blushed and said, "Oh, don't...don't worry about that. Don't you want a bag?" He said, and gave Lu Xun the potato chips in his hand.

Lu Xun took the potato chips hesitantly, stroking his slightly swollen belly: "But I'm almost full, and I don't want to eat any more."

Guo Jia said "Oh", not necessarily disappointed, and took Lu Xun two steps forward, picked up the jelly on the shelf: "Xiaolu, have you ever eaten this kind of jelly? There are many fruits in it. "

Guo Jia said, regardless of Lu Xun's reaction, he just looked back at Sun Quan who was following behind.I saw that Sun Quan really took a few packs of potato chips that Lu Xun touched just now and put them in the shopping cart, and then continued to pretend nothing had happened.

Guo Jia was secretly happy. It turned out that he had set his plan on Sun Quan—as long as Lu Xun was lured to touch the snacks he wanted, Sun Quan would buy them all. Will not give.As soon as Guo Jia thought about it, he quickly stuffed the jelly into Lu Xun's hands, and pointed to one of the bright red fruits and asked, "Little Lu, do you know what this is?"

Lu Xun blinked his big deer-like eyes and said, "It's a cherry with pits removed."

Guo Jia nodded, pointed to the yellow squares next to the cherries and asked, "Then do you know what these are?"

Lu Xun: "It's pineapples and yellow peaches."

Guo Jia smiled and said, "Little Lu, you are so smart. Then don't you want to buy one?"

Lu Xun shook his head: "I don't like jelly. You don't want to buy it, or Zhong Da will teach you a lesson later."

Guo Jia nodded obediently: "Okay then, I'll listen to you." He dragged Lu Xun to continue walking forward, took two steps, and turned around again, and sure enough, he saw Sun Quan sneaking into the jelly that Lu Xun touched just now. Put it in the shopping cart.Guo Jia was very happy, and just wanted to let Lu Xun touch his favorite shrimp crackers, but he heard the governor Zhou Yu shouting not far away: "Zhongmou, come here!"

Lu Xun heard it with his ears closed, and hurriedly turned his head to look at Sun Quan behind him.Sun Quan met his gaze, was stunned for a moment, and then raised his voice and agreed, "Hey, here we come!" Pushing the shopping cart, he hurried towards Zhou Yu's direction.

It turned out that after Sun Ce was reprimanded by Zhou Yu, although he was able to go shopping honestly, after all, he lacked life experience and didn't usually do housework, so naturally he didn't know which of the various daily necessities was the best.Zhou Yu asked and asked, and he agreed indiscriminately. In the end, Zhou Yu was asked to use the method of "one, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight a tiger, but if the tiger is not caught, he will shoot a small squirrel" to choose, whichever he clicks counts.Zhou Yu was angry and funny, knowing that he could not count on him, so he asked Sun Quan to help him.

Sun Quan came to Zhou Yu with a shopping cart and smiled courteously, "Sister-in-law, did you call me?"

Zhou Yu was repeatedly comparing the two bottles of shampoo in his hand. When he saw Sun Quan, he felt as if he had seen a savior. He pulled him over and asked, "Zhongmou, which of these two shampoos do you think I should buy?"

Sun Quan is an expert, and after looking at it, he decisively pointed to the shampoo in Zhou Yu's right hand: "Of course it is this kind. It can not only protect hair but also grow it." He said, pulling his hair for Zhou Yu to see: " That guy Liu Bei eats spicy sticks and doesn’t wash his hands, what has he done to my hair? I just wash it with this shampoo. Look, isn’t it black and thick now, not greasy at all?”

Zhou Yu stroked Sun Quan's smooth black hair, nodded and said, "As expected, then I want this bottle." Putting the selected shampoo into the shopping cart, he picked up the previous two bottles of hand sanitizer, and asked Sun Quan : "Zhongmou, help me find out, which of these two hand sanitizers is better?"

Sun Quan glanced at the two bottles of hand sanitizer, then curled his lips and shook his hands, saying: "Both of these are not good." He leaned over and found another bottle from his shopping cart, and said, "We use this at home. It can not only kill bacteria and inhibit bacteria, but also moisturize the skin." Then, he stretched out his hand to show Zhou Yu: "How is it? It's much whiter than my brother's claws?"

At this moment, Lu Xun led Guo Jia over and saw Zhou Yu and Sun Quan were picking out hand sanitizer, so he ran forward and stretched out his hand to show Zhou Yu: "Brother Gongjin, Quan Quan and I use the same hand sanitizer. kind."

Zhou Yu saw that his five fingers were long and slender, and the fingertips showed a faint pink color under the bright light, which was more delicate than a girl's hand, and he had a cute and sensible expression, so he smiled and touched his head: "Uncle Yan’s hands are so beautiful, well, my brother also buys this kind.” Then he asked Sun Quan, “Zhongmou, which shelf did you get it from?”

Sun Quan waved his hand boldly: "I just took two bottles, I'll give you this one, so you don't have to run around."

Zhou Yu glanced at him approvingly, and then scolded Sun Ce who was standing aside: "Look at you, and look at your younger brother. They were both born to the same mother. How could there be such a big difference? If I had a daughter, I must marry Zhongmou as a daughter-in-law."

Sun Ce pouted and said, "Hmph, what's so great, if I had a daughter, I wouldn't marry that worthless thing." Looking around, he pulled Lu Xun to his side: "I want to marry Give Boyan!"

At this time, Cao Zhi saw Sun Ce, Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, Lu Xun, and Guo Jia all gathered together, and came over curiously pushing a shopping cart. Sima Yi and Cao Pi followed behind him from a distance.Guo Jia was still holding a few bags of snacks in his arms. When he saw Sima Yi coming, he panicked. Seeing that Cao Zhi's shopping cart was full, he guessed that he couldn't remember what he bought, so he pointed behind Cao Zhi. He said, "Zijian, what do you think it is?"

Cao Zhi looked back curiously, and Guo Jia took the opportunity to hide the bags of snacks in his arms into Cao Zhi's shopping cart.But the things in Cao Zhi's shopping cart were almost overflowing, and Guo Jia couldn't find a suitable space for a while, so he hid very slowly.When Cao Zhi turned around, Guo Jia still had a large bag of cotton candy left in his hands.Guo Jia hurriedly turned her hands away as if nothing had happened, and looked away, as if nothing had happened just now.

Sure enough, Cao Zhi didn't notice his small movements, and only asked in confusion: "Brother Fengxiao, what's there? I didn't see anything?"

Seeing Sima Yi getting closer and closer, Guo Jia felt extremely anxious. If he found the cotton candy in his hand, he would inevitably have to lecture him.Guo Jia looked around, and saw that Sun Ce was listlessly leaning against the shopping station. Although there were not as many things in his car as Cao Zhi, there were still a lot. Guo Jia expected that he could get away with it, so he walked behind Sun Ce , and said loudly: "Zijian, isn't your Chinese the best? Then I'll test you, what do you think Brother Bofu looks like now?" He quietly hid the cotton candy in Sun Ce's shopping cart middle.

Everyone was attracted by his words, and didn't pay attention to his small movements. Cao Zhi didn't know what to do, and obediently followed Guo Jia's words to see Sun Ce.It turned out that Sun Ce didn't like shopping at all, and was reprimanded by Zhou Yu. At this time, he saw that Sun Quan and Zhou Yu were like-minded, as if they were one person.

Cao Zhi raised his hand excitedly and said, "I think he looks like a frost-beaten eggplant—he's wilting!" Then he said, "Brother Feng Xiao, what do you think he looks like?"

Guo Jia glanced at Sun Ce's shopping cart and saw his marshmallow lying safely in it, so he smiled and said, "I'm the one who wrote the test, so you can't test me. Deer, you said Brother Bofu looks like What?"

Lu Xun thought for a while and said, "Plague Chicken!" Sun Ce was standing beside him, heard it clearly, couldn't help but laughed and scolded: "Well, you heartless little deer, I just said that I would choose you as the Son-in-law, you are cooperating with them to arrange me!" Grabbing Lu Xun, he tickled him.Lu Xun was out of breath laughing.

At this time, Sima Yi and Cao Pi also came to meet up, and a group of eight people went to pay the bill.Guo Jia followed behind Sima Yi, seemingly obedient, but secretly watching his snack nervously.I saw that Cao Pi and Cao Zhi were in the first place. These two brothers are really stupid with a lot of money. They can’t remember what’s in their shopping cart. They also paid for Guo Jia’s share. Guo Jia couldn’t get along. Mouth.

The next one was Guo Jia's most worried couple. Zhou Yu, the governor of the capital, was really serious and careful. Found an extra bag of marshmallows.Zhou Yu asked Sun Ce, "Did you take this?"

Sun Ce said innocently: "No, without your permission, how dare I..." Before he finished speaking, he felt his clothes being pulled lightly.Sun Ce looked down, and saw Guo Jia squeezed beside him at some point, looking up at him expectantly, like a pitiful puppy.Sun Ce looked at the stern-faced Sima Yi behind him again, and immediately understood, coughed under cover, and said, "Yes... I took it, I want to eat it."

Zhou Yu rolled his eyes at him: "How old are you still eating this?" Saying so, she still put the marshmallows in her shopping bag.Guo Jia glanced at Sun Ce gratefully.

Next it was Sun Quan and Lu Xun's turn.I saw the cashier taking out the items in the shopping cart one by one and putting them on the cashier counter.Lu Xun saw that there were sausages and cream cakes he had tried, and many things he had touched but didn't buy, and looked at Sun Quan beside him in surprise.Sun Quan blushed, touched the back of his head in embarrassment, and gave Lu Xun a silly smile.Lu Xun also understood that he was using this to show his favor, so he stood closer to him, and took the initiative to hold his hand.Sun Quan's face turned even redder, and he was hesitating to say something to Lu Xun, but he saw that the cashier's expression was not quite right.

Sun Ce and Cao Pi, who were standing aside and waiting, also noticed that the cashier looked different. It turned out that the cashier had stopped collecting money at this time, and was holding a bag of things in pink packaging. He looked at Sun Quan and then at Sun Quan. Lu Xun beside him had a ghostly expression on his face.Sun Ce and Cao Pi were very surprised. Seeing that there were several similar packages in Sun Quan's shopping cart, they went up to each of them to pick up a package for inspection.Sun Ce asked in surprise, "What is this? Paper towels? Why are they divided into daily and night use?"

Cao Pi saw this kind of thing in Zhen Ji's schoolbag at the same table, and immediately threw it away as if he had burned his hand, and knocked out the one in Sun Ce's hand, saying: "This is something for girls. Sun Quan, why are you buying this?"

Sun Quan waved his hands in panic, and said indiscriminately, "No, no, I bought it after seeing Boyan touch it."

It turned out that when Lu Xun got his hands dirty while eating the cake, he mistook it for a paper towel. He thought it was an embarrassing thing that no one would know, but was exposed by Sun Quan in public.Embarrassed and annoyed, Lu Xun shook off Sun Quan's hand and ran away blushing.Only then did Sun Quan realize that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly shouted, "Bo Yan, Xiaolu, I was wrong." He chased after him.Zhou Yu showed an expression of "can I do it?", took out his wallet and settled the bill for the two of them.Cao Pi smiled bitterly and said, "When will these two enemies reconcile?"