Three Kingdoms Campus Daily

When Zhuge Liang passed by the gate of Cao Wei's class, he happened to see the scene where Sima Yi and Guo Jia met and whispered.Zhuge Liangxiao thought that Sima Yi hadn't been in a day or two, so he was very sad. When he returned to his class, he saw a group of mobs making a fuss, so he got angry and went to the podium to pat the table to rectify discipline: "Ma Chao, put the music on the table. Closed! This is a classroom, not a place for you to practice dancing, can you still be a quiet and handsome man like your deskmate Zhao Yun?"

Zhao Yun is the famous iceberg prince in the class.Ma Chao was very unconvinced, and dawdled not wanting to turn off the music.At this time, the music was playing the first part, Zhuge Liang listened to a few words with his ears upright, and said with a frown, "What kind of bird language is this singing? Jiangnan style? Shut it down for me quickly! It's okay to be heard by the Jiangdong class later." Proud."

Reluctantly, Ma Chao packed up the tape recorder, and muttered, "You know what, it's called a horse-riding dance."

Zhuge Liang didn't care whether he was riding a horse or a mule, and continued to point and say: "Ma Liang, don't paint your eyebrows with correction fluid, it's already white enough, do you want the whole class to get leukemia?"

Ma Liang had no choice but to put away the correction fluid.Huang Yueying, who was sitting in the front seat of Ma Liang, was very frightened when she saw this, and asked her deskmate Pang Tong in a low voice, "Brother Kong Ming, what's wrong with this? You lost your temper so much?"

Pang Tong was rushing to make up for his vacation homework, and he said without raising his head and eyes: "I probably saw Sima Yi and Guo Jia together again." As he spoke, he sighed again, and gradually stopped writing: "Yueying, you Said that I changed my pen name to Fengchu, why doesn't he understand my intention?"

Huang Yueying shook her head and said with a smile: "Brother Kong Ming is so smart, why doesn't he understand what you mean? He is just pretending to be confused. In this era, what is the use of being talented? You see Cao Zhi is so talented, but he was bullied so badly by his brother." Your face is the most important thing, Sima Yi is so charming, although you can get by, but you are far behind him."

Pang Tong was very unconvinced when he heard this, Huang Yueying complained to herself and said, "But why doesn't Brother Kong Ming like me? I'm not bad looking, either?"

Pang Tong sneered and said, "You wear that anti-smog mask all day long. I haven't seen your real face at the same table as you for three years, let alone Kong Ming? How can you make him like you?"

At this point in the conversation between the two, Zhuge Liang yelled again: "Liu Chan, don't sleep, have you finished your vacation homework?"

Liu Chan was woken up by him, and muttered: "Don't make noise, my father is Liu Bei." Then he fell asleep again.Liu Bei said in the front row: "Kongming, Kongming, your hair is really nice. It's black, long and shiny, and you can't help but want to touch it."

Only then did Zhuge Liang feel a little happy, and said triumphantly, "That is."

At this time, the teacher came straight to the Shuhan class after finishing the mathematics class in Cao Wei class, and first took out the report card to announce the results: "I will announce the final exam results of last semester.

No.1, Zhuge Liang, study committee member and deputy monitor

No.2, League Secretary Pang Tong

No.3, Sports Commissioner Zhao Yun

No.4, monitor Liu Bei"

After reading this, the teacher found that Zhuge Liang, who was still alive and well just now, was lying on the table and ready to go to sleep, and Liu Bei was sitting beside him playing with his hair.

Zhuge Liang usually relied on his cleverness, and always slept in the first of ten classes, so even though he did well in the exam this time, the teacher was going to beat him up: "Zhuge Liang, although you are No. 1. But what about the whole school? Guo Jia from Caowei Class and Zhou Yu from Jiangdong Class are tied for first place, Sima Yi is third, and Lu Xun is fourth. You are only No.5. Is this plausible? Shuhan Class is also a fast class, but it is not as good as Compared with the Caowei class and the Jiangdong class, it is still a bit worse. Otherwise, look at Xu Shu. Originally, he was admitted to the Cao Wei class from this class because of his outstanding grades, but now? In the Cao Wei class, he couldn’t even pass the Cao Cao exam, and he was depressed all day long , reticent."

Zhuge Liang was very smart, so he interrupted the teacher at this time, and said plausibly: "That's why I didn't go to Cao Wei's class, otherwise I would be the same as Xu Shu now. How can being a phoenix tail be as comfortable as a chicken head?" Liu Bei played with his hair while he was sleeping, picked up the folding fan and slapped his hand, angrily said: "Don't touch it, I just washed it last night, and you touched the oil again."

The teacher couldn't say no to him, so he had to continue announcing the results: "

No.15, Ma Liang

No.16, Ma Chao

No.17, Huang Yueying

No.18, Huang Zhong

No.19, Wei Yan

……

Countdown No.3, Guan Yu

Countdown No.2, Zhang Fei

Countdown No.1, Liu Chan

Here I want to talk about Guan Yu's study method. Although Guan Yu studies very hard, his results are always not good. It seems that he should find his own problems... Eh?Where is Guan Yu? "

Before the teacher finished speaking, the door of the classroom was knocked open with a bang. It turned out that Zhang Fei was late.The teacher frowned and criticized him, saying, "I was late for class after being the bottom No. 2 in the class. Is this what a fast class student should do? If you continue like this, you will be reduced to a parallel class."

Zhang Fei was criticized and learned that he did not do well in the exam. He was depressed. He went back to his seat and took out a pen. With a look of madness on his face, he quickly carved the word "grass" on the corner of the table. to vent their dissatisfaction.Seeing this scene, the teacher knew something was wrong, and said, "Zhang Fei, are you destroying the school's public property again? You broke three desks last semester." As he spoke, he got off the podium and came over.

Zhang Fei panicked when he saw it, and only said what to do if the word "grass" was seen by the teacher?Guan Yu next to him was eager to get wise, took his textbook, and blocked the "草" head of the word "草".The teacher came over and saw the word "Zao" engraved on the corner of the table, and asked, "Zhang Fei, why did you engrave the word "Zao"?"

Zhang Fei said: "It's to remind myself not to be late again next time."

The teacher was very satisfied. Seeing that the classmate sitting next to him was a bit unfamiliar, he asked again: "This classmate, are you new here? Why haven't I seen you before?"

Guan Yu said: "Teacher, I am Guan Yu."

The teacher said, "Guan Yu, your face didn't seem to be red before..."

Guan Yu said: "Teacher, the flowers are blooming recently, I am allergic to pollen..."

The teacher said "oh", showing a sympathetic expression, told Guan Yu to pay attention to his body, and went back to the podium to give lectures.

Zhuge Liang was lying on his stomach in the front row, because Liu Bei played with his hair, and couldn't sleep well. He vaguely heard a few nice female voices chirping in the corridor: "Hey, I bought a book of horoscope divination recently, it's a pity I still don't quite understand."

"A fortune teller? Just ask Lu Ji from your class?"

"Lu Ji? That little thing only has his brother Lu Xun in his eyes, so he won't meddle in this business."

"Then what should I do, I heard that using astrology to predict marriage is very accurate, and I want to try it..."

Several people were talking, and quickly passed by the door of the Shuhan class.Zhuge Liang looked up and saw that it was Da Qiao Xiao Qiao from Jiangdong class and class flower Zhen Ji from Cao Wei class.Zhuge Liang wondered, "What is horoscope divination?"

While combing his hair, Liu Bei said, "It's a very popular test among girls recently. It's similar to fortune-telling. It can test luck, career, and marriage." Then he blushed and said, "Kong Ming, you Aren't you always good at these mysterious and mysterious things? Why don't you study it and test the marriage between me and Sun Shangxiang from the Jiangdong class next door?"

Zhuge Liang gave him a white look: "Cai is also Bai Ce, what kind of family is Sun Shangxiang? The eldest brother and the second brother are rich and handsome, and even Lu Xun, who she likes, is from a wealthy family. You are a straw sandal maker, what do you do with others?" Competition? It’s easy to know the sky, but it’s hard to go against the sky, don’t you understand?”

Liu Bei pouted at what he said, and said, "I didn't even want to go against the sky, I just asked you to test it, why should I get so angry..."

Zhuge Liang got down again and wanted to sleep again, but suddenly remembered the phrase "very popular among girls." He thought about it carefully, and suddenly made a plan, and he couldn't sleep anymore. He took out his mobile phone and began to study the constellations. Liu Bei was very puzzled.

A class was over in a blink of an eye, and Zhuge Liang had almost studied the constellations, so he moved a table and put it in the corridor, put a piece of dog skin plaster on his temple, and wrote a few large characters on a large white paper, "constellation." Divination" and sat aside fanning.

A group of curious people quickly gathered around, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Zhen Ji, and even Sun Shangxiang from Jiangdong class were among them.Zhuge Liang saw that the fish was about to take the bait, so he opened his voice and yelled: "Come, come, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by. Free horoscope, marriage test, career test, luck test, everything, no matter what!" No money, no money."

Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao and Zhen Ji really couldn't bear the temptation, they came forward first and asked, "Student Zhuge, do you really know how to divine constellations?"

Zhuge Liang proudly said: "Of course, I, Zhuge Kongming, know astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom, and trivial matters in the middle. If it is accurate, you will know after measuring it."

Da Qiao said: "Then test it, what is the constellation of Sun Ce in the Jiangdong class?"

The author has something to say: Lu Ji is Lu Xun's uncle, but Lu Ji is younger than Lu Xun. For convenience, he was changed to younger brother.So will Xun Yu and Xun You in the future.