[Online game] Boss can only be pushed once

As for me, I ended up in this holographic online game called "Random".ヾ(｀Д) Fuck, how casual do you have to be to have a name like that?This online game bar, uh, I haven’t figured out the background or anything until now, but the scum told me that as long as I can play my role well, I will give me a few big red envelopes at the end of the game. Oops, that's an excitement just thinking about it.It won't take long for me to get promoted and raise my salary, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life.How can you not be excited?

Occupation, I don't know what they are.But the basic attributes are physical attack, physical defense, magic attack, magic defense, hit, evasion, critical strike, and block. A lot of occupations have been designed for several items.Then, he took a look at those web games, and decided to wait a few years before adding advanced attributes, such as sound waves and hidden weapons.Anyway, he probably forgot as he wrote it, so I didn't worry about it.

I think Zha Zuo is actually a generous person, because he gave me a lot of good things just after I came here, such as money, equipment, and palaces.Although it's a bit inferior compared to my two older brothers, but I thought about it when these two older brothers just appeared like me...I'll go, scum as my own mother.I was so excited, ahhh, I have my elder brother as a backer and my own mother as a bonus, so I don’t even want to be a crab.

Just when I was extremely excited and excited, I realized where I was.

Just like my two older brothers, this is my own world.

What I have to do... Nima, do you dare to explain your words?What am I going to do? !

Souga, my quick-witted brain is [-]% functioning, and it turns out to be the legendary occupation——NPC.

I was so excited, so I decided to pit those players who came to me for tasks.

Wait, you... vomit, what the hell?It's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to look scary.

Taking advantage of the few minutes of vomiting, I quickly recalled the background information my elder brother gave me.Immediately, I felt that he was really my own brother, but because I was young and frivolous, I forgot that "if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of your eyes", it was really a miscalculation.

The holographic online game "Random" is actually quite common.Although they all think that this is nothing more than a virtual world, I still firmly believe that this is a real world.I remember that piece of text that Zhazuo once read, to the effect that you are a master of Taoism, and one day you drag your best friend to seal your memory into the world, then when you see this text, you will still think Is your ever accidental?Forgive me for feeling so sad, but I just want to say that maybe NPCs like me will also blame you players for suddenly appearing, teasing our lives like a superficial touch, but then leaving carelessly, leaving us to protect ourselves with our broken lives.Oh, it's agreed that you don't feel sad for spring or autumn?Getting back to the topic, I only now know what the name of "Random" means, that is--do you like to play or not.Sure enough, this is a money-burning game, because your game image is the image of Nima himself. It is said that it is to prevent those addicted to online games from going astray.And it doesn't matter whether you wear makeup or not, you will always be bare-faced.Of course, there are exceptions, the local tyrants don't mind a little money or two.I'll go next door to your spicy, NPC also has the right to choose, okay? !Who the hell is willing to spend money to play your scumbag game, that's not how stupid people use a lot of money! !

Here, I really want to say that I am not a face controler.However, it is better to be honest.

The pockmarked face in front of me, squinted eyes, flat nose, thick lips... Fuck, can I go back, brother, please help.

Here I want to talk about my elder brother again, this guy is also a face control, but the aesthetics are not correct.In his basic cognition, women|creatures are good-looking, that is, they are really good-looking; while men... the uglier they are, the more beautiful they are.Of course, if you are strong, then he will think that a handsome man is good-looking.So, this is my elder brother's heaven and my hell.

I have committed a crime, I say in my heart.

So in order to get revenge, I took advantage of my identity as the village head of Xinshou Village, and made some black tricks to get rid of these strange creatures.

I was sitting at the entrance of the village bored, and felt that my face was really uncomfortable, so I took off the fake beard that was glued on.Nima, who said that the village chief must belong to an old man, how many young village officials are there now! ! !

I was wearing a brown cotton dress, and I looked at my face in the small well for the [-]st time in these three days.It should be said that the genetic inheritance of furniture is good. Although my face is a little worse than my two brothers, I am still a woman among men, and a monster among women... Bah, bah, bah, I have hurt myself so much people?

Got up, I came to the entrance of the village again.

The current rookies just can't stand the exercise, and their physical strength is still weak.

As I said before, this is a real world.So here, you feel tired, you feel hungry, you feel thirsty.All in all, what you are in real life is what you are here, the only difference is race (laughs).

As the head of Xinshou Village, I have always been very dedicated to my work. For example, the monkey-like man in front of me may be referred to as Monkey Man for short.I have given him [-] missions, but unfortunately, he can't get any experience.Hmph, who made him want to play a chain match?

I don't feel guilty at all, and I enjoy playing with them, making them treat me as a fool.

I dispatched the mission again, waiting for the next evil pen to be hooked.

When I was wandering, a "take the task" woke me up.Although the voice is nice, I'm sorry if you are too ugly, but I will give you a simpler task.I turned my head while thinking, Emma, ​​damn it.I said decisively: "Handsome guy, do you want to accept the task?" The handsome guy was obviously stunned, his face full of disbelief, but he still nodded.I flipped through the booklet in my hand, and looked at this person's ID [Remember My Face], hehe, boy, I didn't expect you to be quite narcissistic, but I like it.Come on, since you are so close to the master, I will send you two or three missions, let you be the first young man to walk out of Xinshou Village.

"Uncle Wang at the entrance of the village needs to collect some mountain herbs, Sanqi*10, Tianma*20, Dansha*30, Shanzhi*9, Baishao*8, Water Flower*30." I saw him frown slightly, but nodded.I find it interesting in my heart. Although it is a collection task, the ones of these varieties are not too far away, which is a waste of energy.But compared to the one I posted to the monkey man, it's not only simple but also oily.But I agreed to give him two tasks, so I must not break my promise. I stopped him, obviously he didn't expect it, and there was something strange in his eyes.

"The village chief is in a good mood, and I'll give you another one." I suppressed my smile and cleared my throat: "Dr. Sun has recently been attacked by a big wild boar and caused a lot of damage to the herb garden. A group of wild boars. Reminder, Uncle Wang’s herbal medicine is also for Dr. Sun.” After I finished speaking, I ignored this guy, it is impossible to be here again, and after completing two tasks, he left Xinshou Village , how can there be an intersection?

After seeing off [Missing My Face], I yawned boredly, looking at his small body, I will definitely not be able to hand in the task until tomorrow.Although I don't know whether he is good-looking or rich in money, anyway, I won't see him for a while.

I stretched myself, and saw another man approaching, his ID was very attractive - [I'm the eldest brother], this is definitely a middle school sophomore.I complained and looked at his eight-pack abs. I found that I was a muscle man just like my elder brother. Looking at it again, young Emma is handsome.So I was in a good mood and gave him two tasks.

After dismissing the second handsome guy, I hummed the song "Today Is a Good Day", thinking that I could eat two more bowls of dry rice at night.But before I could react, a man with a deadpan expression appeared in front of me. It seemed that he was a copy of Pluto. Running water, how can I still be in the mood to look at his ID, forget it and forget it.

Man is always a very wonderful animal. He remembers the first novelty he sees clearly, but he can still maintain a novelty for the second one.But once there was a third and a fourth, I felt that it was too common, so the enthusiasm was gradually wiped out.Of course I was no exception, the monkey man came to hand in the task with a sad face, while muttering in his mouth, "If I knew it, I wouldn't have put on makeup." , the one with the skin is a banana, isn’t it the one that has been peeled off?The monkey man took the task from me again, and ran out to finish it.Maybe exercising more and eating some delicious supplements can get rid of this image.I thought, I suddenly felt that this kid is quite interesting, I pondered over his ID, go, it turns out that he is also a member of the world.His ID is very poetic - [Ye Run Sheng].I guess, it is probably taken from Du Fu's "Spring Night Happy Rain", "Sneak into the night with the wind, moisten things silently".Come on, since he still knows how to look through the dictionary, I will give him another big experience task, let him walk out of the Novice Village smoothly, so as not to cry in front of me every day.

I think my days as the village head are getting shorter and shorter, and I don't have to worry about it if I can.In case there are too many people playing in the future, you, who opened the server in advance and haven't left Novice Village, will hurt face, I still understand the truth.

But they didn't realize that the fat on their bodies was getting less and less, at least they no longer looked like Zhu Bajie's relatives.His skills are still a little more sensitive, which is a good change.

Here has never been a comfortable place.

I laughed at them in my heart and thought they were pathetic.

But taking back the task, when I was alone at night, I felt that I was pathetic again.

People, who hasn't had one or two times that hurt the spring and the autumn?I drank the glass of wine in front of me and swallowed it with tears.

I can't stay at this point, who said that NPCs don't need to level up?