[Online game] Boss can only be pushed once

A few days ago, there was only one name on my blacklist, that sad handsome man.But now, it ushered in a second resident customer, and his status was even higher than that handsome man.I decided to put his name in the biggest font and brightest color, and he's just weird.A guy who will calmly introduce himself to the enemy. Thanks to him, I spit out two mouthfuls of blood, and now I am in better shape.I saw a handsome man the day before yesterday, and I saw Xuanyuan yesterday.I just hope that I don’t see any weird guys again today. If I can choose, hey, I still want that cute little rabbit to accompany me.

I quickly tidied myself up, wiped off the nosebleeds and drool, and finally took out the necklace.

In a blink of an eye, I came to the fairyland again.

I guess it's because I've been in a state where the wind and rain are about to come recently, and I've been active here for a long time.But because they were not playing the same kind, even the background cloth was changed.On the other side of the fairy, the fairy air is lingering, the air is fresh, white clouds and blue sky, flowers and green grass, no matter how you look at it, it looks like an advertisement poster; on the side of the devil, the magic smoke is everywhere, the dust is turbid, gray clouds and dark sky, residual flowers and broken grass, no matter how you look at it Like an actual field trip.These two levels of differentiation are too obvious, I want to give a bad review.Just as I was secretly contacting customer service to send it out, I suddenly lost my balance.Fortunately, I was next to a severely polarized tree, and I grabbed it in time to the side of the fairyland, otherwise the dog would not have discussed it.

Only then did I take a look at my attire, and I almost contributed a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood here.Let me first show my body on the side of the fairy world. I can see black hair, extraordinary appearance, personable, and a white robe. He is a beautiful man in the fairy world; The wind is automatic, the eyebrows are picturesque, slim, wearing a long black dress, she must be a witch from the devil world.Originally, I wouldn't be at a loss for whichever one I wanted. I don't have anything to choose from handsome men and gorgeous women.Especially the figure of the man is great, and the figure of the woman is excellent.But the difference is that this Nima is a person (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ no wonder I almost fell a dog□□, one side is so heavy, is it possible not to fall on one side? I looked at my right side towering Defeng, I want to cry but have no tears. It’s a refresh of my lower limit. Will this appearance scare those timid guys away? Besides... this time the request still requires me to play two roles, The popular point is one body with two souls, I think it is the essence.

Hey, my life, why is it so hard?Thanks to my strong self-control, I didn't have the curiosity that killed the cat, and I didn't put my hand under my body.Just leave me this last bit of comfort, so that I won’t be a human in the future | Dao┭┮﹏┭┮

[System] BOSS Yinyang Jun brings experience and crystal stones to play in the realm of immortals and demons. Who will come here to have fun?

Let's have fun together, labor and management can't move around in this dress.

I held the small mirror in my hand angrily, and looked at my face again.Looking at it, I found that the forehead ornament on the head is still divided into two colors, the woman's side is black, and the man's side is silver.The women's side is very gorgeous, while the men's side is very simple, only the jade pendant worn around the waist, but I can tell that this jade pendant is expensive, and it is a good thing if I think about it.

I took off the armband on my right arm with my left hand, and said mockingly: "You, I like flashy ones." Then I retorted, "Fashionable, huh, can't it just be good-looking?"

I heard the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, and I followed the sound, and when I saw someone coming, I opened my mouth, and the words I said seemed to have special effects added, with overlapping sounds and reverberation , and echo.

"Who/Who are you?" Fuck, in order to play two people, I really worked really hard.

The man above the head of [Master School Grass] looked at [Little Rabbit, Be Good] beside him, his eyes were full of doting.

The corner of my right mouth twitched lightly: "Brother, look at him~~~" "Oh, it's just a disguise, what's there to envy?" Convulsions, I feel that if I continue to toss like this, I will go crazy sooner or later.

The little rabbit is still dressed as that day, presumably because the change of clothes looks the same.She asked me where the peach blossoms were, and then I looked at the two people with my straight face, holding the tree with my left hand. It seemed that I was pretending to be aggressive, but in fact I was just trying not to fall.There was no change in the left face, but the right eye was slightly narrowed, with a charming look: "Peach blossom? Oh, it wasn't given by you humans..." Without finishing speaking, he just made a gesture of wiping his neck with his right hand, The rabbit was obviously frightened, thanks to the school grass hugging her there.

"Don't scare him," the school grass said with a gloomy face, "I am the only one who can bully my brother."

"Hmph, who are you threatening?" The left eye narrowed slightly: "Does my sister deserve to be threatened by you?"

Obviously the school grass is not so easily scared, so the left eye and his eyes played a game of wide-eyed and small-eyed.

"Brother~~ They are here to kill us, why are you being polite to him?" His right hand stroked his left shoulder.

The other party was unmoved, and I didn't know what to do for a while. If I retract my left hand, I will fall badly sooner or later.After thinking about it, I looked at the little rabbit and said to myself that I don't hit girls, so...

"Using two to bully the other, what kind of a hero is it?" After the cold male voice finished speaking, he cast a spell with his left leg and directly blasted the little rabbit away.Then he let out a series of laughter with a sharp female voice: "Aha, brother~~~"

I looked at the school grass's face and it seemed that there was a slight change, but I couldn't admit my cowardice, and I couldn't fall down, so as not to be killed by myself.

At this time, we just stared at each other like this, the school grass looked at me and said darkly: "Wait for me for three days."

"No/why so..."

He only looked at the left side of my face, and his sarcasm coupled with his facial paralysis was really too cool.

"If you can't wait for three days, you don't deserve to dirty my sword."

After I finished speaking, I disappeared into the sun without waiting for my answer. I just sat down on the ground and rubbed my shoulders, feeling really hard.Only at this time did I realize that World Channel had already exploded.

【World】Little Rabbit is obedient: Lord Yin Yang really lives up to his nameヾ(｀Д)

[World] The day does not understand the darkness of the night: What the forum says is true ()

【World】Red and green: I'm not sure if it's real or not? ? ? ?

[World] Little Rabbit: Really, I saw it with my own eyes

A series of truth-seeking, I am dazzled, but what can I do, if I get such a character, I have to walk through it on my knees.And for these three days, I have to maintain this posture, otherwise, wouldn't it be me saying that I am weak? !

But forums...what's that?I asked Miss System and successfully got the forum opened.I just went up and found that not only the previous boss performance materials were on it, but even this time.The bright red headlines, I only feel the chrysanthemum tighten when I read it.

"The Yin and Yang of Immortals and Demons Are in My Heart, An Neng Can Tell Me Male and Female——Yin Yang Jun" O__O "...This is a joke, I clicked on it cheaply, and I saw my profile (male) and frontal photos as expected , there is a series of analysis below. I went straight to the comments, and saw the people below shouting there - such a difficult boss should be accepted by the god of beauty and the god of strangeness. To be honest, I really want to run Deliver the courier to their home, and make sure not to kill them. Unexpectedly, these two guys returned the call, saying that they have something to do, so they can't push this weird thing.

Yaya, if you dare to come, labor and capital will be so complete that you won't even recognize your own mother.

I was so angry that I could only leave a message below: "'You are looking for death!''Oh~~~Brother, don't be so rude~~'" As a result, I just sent it, and the crowd shouted: " Brother and sister love each other so much, I love Amway."

It was ruthless and unreasonable. I was so angry that I wanted to slam the keyboard.Seeing the group of scumbags inside just yelling there, and there are even companions who want to come and see the demeanor of this brother and sister, I am so mad, I will definitely slap you back to your mother's womb when you come.

On the second day, I saw four or five people walking here.

"How can the chest be flattened?" I stroked my left cheek with my right hand, grabbed the troublesome right hand with my left hand, and glanced at the group of people with my left eye pretending to be inadvertent: "How can you gather people's hearts if you don't gather breasts?" Then someone said There were chattering shouts of true love and true love, "Brother, you are not allowed to look at other people." With a raised right eye, "Then all those who dare to covet my brother will go to me..." After finishing speaking, with a move of his right hand, black people had already gathered All of a sudden the storm whirled away, and after a while, only the echoing cry was left on the spot—true love, true love, witnessing this, my life is worth it.

(ーー゛) You guys are really naive, my hard work is worth it.

That night, there was a CP post in the forum, and there were a lot of positive comments, which made my teeth itch.

On the third day, the school grass came again.He only looked at me strangely, and finally read the excerpt of that article coldly.

"You and I were originally born from the same root, and falling in love caused heaven's resentment." In this life, I only love you as a woman. I wanted to make you live a healthy life, and married you off in a beautiful way, but in the end I ignored me Wait for this kind of speech." After Yang Jun finished speaking, he stroked Yin Jun's delicate face with his left hand. With tears in his eyes, Yin Jun choked up and said, "My brother is a gift from heaven to me, so why should I care about it?" The filthy flesh and bones?'”

"What do you mean / What do you want to express?"

The school grass still has that paralyzed face, but the joy emanating from her body makes my skin crawl.

"Hands are no match for multiple punches, so it's always biased." After the school grass finished speaking, he raised his long sword: "Always cut in half."

I obviously felt a lot more balanced, but when I looked down, I couldn't see the tops of my feet.

"That's right," the school grass said, "Get rid of one of them, and the other will..." But he was interrupted before he could finish speaking. He looked at Yin Jun, who was clearly insane, and asked suddenly: " You don't want to live a good life?" I couldn't complain about him, but I could only show fierce resistance: "When you die, my brother will come back."

He obviously didn't expect me to say that, he was slightly taken aback, and the situation changed drastically.

Barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, he obviously does not have that desperate feeling.

Seeing that he was forced to be powerless to resist at the end, I smiled and felt that I was really strong, just look at his frustrating appearance.

"Your brother changed your new life..." He was talking nonsense there, I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and felt that I couldn't do what he wanted.I laughed at him: "Brother? You still have the face to say this to me?!" I showed a constipated expression, and picked up the sword that had just dropped to the ground.I lowered my head and looked at it, wondering if this was a bit silly, but seeing that the school grass was about to come up to stop me, I quickly stabbed down.

Heh heh heh, you're dumbfounded, labor and management just can't satisfy you.

There was a white light in front of my eyes, and I remembered it belatedly, Nima, I pushed myself to Σ(°△°|||)︴