you are a girl

Li Lingyu was woken up by the noise of her roommate getting up, before she opened her eyes, she stretched out her feet to hook the phone that she left at the end of the bed.

He folded his feet together, wriggled the quilt, and then held the phone between his feet and handed it in front of himself, then tremblingly stretched out his hand from under the quilt, and took the phone.

In the group called Ji Qing Wu Se, chatting started in full swing early in the morning. Li Lingyu rubbed his eyes, then half-closed his barely opened eyes to look at the content displayed on the phone.

Yun Xuan: Oh, I'll go, you abandon the article, you really don't need to tell me!

Yin Xuan: Is the heroine going to save Xiaosan and be the Virgin Mary?If the heroine doesn't go to rescue, is the heroine too cold-blooded? !

Young Master: Touch Yunxuan, don't cry and stand up.After all, today's readers, little angels, have a hundred reasons to abandon the article.

Yin Xuan: If you talk too much, you will be in tears!Didn't my old lady just avoid two gold fingers in the last time I was farming?Actually dislike my heroine for being too strong!

Cheap: Actually, the last time someone complained about my little shou, I don’t know anything, I’m too weak.

Young Master: Actually, I love you very much. Look at my sincere eyes.

Li Lingyu turned up two pages before he saw the origin of the matter.Can't help but join the ranks of complaining.

After coughing twice, I clicked on the recording: "Hey, when I read the MB article last time, someone actually mentioned Ju Jie's problem, and I was also drunk. There is also the post-apocalyptic book, saying why I appeared inexplicably Zombies, I am also speechless. There are already zombies, why can’t there be zombies?”

After Li Lingyu finished recording, he squinted his eyes and finally sent it out without playing it back.

sent out...

Li Lingyu blinked his eyes, and looked at the voice message that had appeared on the screen in a daze for a moment, as if he had forgotten a very important thing.

He forgot to turn on the voice changer!

When Li Lingyu thought about it and wanted to withdraw it, it was already too late and there was no way to withdraw it.

Li Lingyu was sitting on his bed with his mobile phone in a bewildered expression. Looking at the group where only five creatures survived, there was a scene like a hundred people chatting online at the same time!I just feel terrified, as if I saw the end of the world, as if I foresaw the din of the war and the heavy casualties.

Yin Xuan: The voice message that Xixi sent just now did not change the voice, did it?

Cheap: It seems that it is not open.

Yun Xuan: Damn it!

Cheap: Nima!

Son: Falk!

Shopkeeper: This baby doesn't believe it!

Young Master: Thomas, Xixi, get out of here, Young Master!Don't hide!You have the ability to pretend to be a girl, but you came out!

Cheap: Xixi, come out.

Essentially, Li Lingyu didn't want to go out.

However, avoidance cannot solve the problem.

After many twists and turns in his heart and a fierce struggle in his heart, Li Lingyu finally decided that as a man, he had to bravely face the bloody future, and only those who could withstand the hail of bullets could carry the steel of battle knife!

Xixi: Actually, it was my boyfriend just now [shy face].

Son: Keke, there were people complaining about not having a boyfriend last night, but today?

Yun Xuan: Do you think we are stupid and easy to fool?

Son: You are lenient when you confess, but strict when you resist. You can choose the way you die, but you cannot choose the time of death.

Shopkeeper: The information says female!Every time you utter a voice, it changes into a magnetic uncle voice!

Shopkeeper: I thought you were trying to pretend to be a man!So you wanted to impersonate Gong!We really think highly of you!

Li Lingyu looked at the shopkeeper who accidentally revealed the truth, and pursed his mouth very much, he didn't want to admit that, as a man, he had a voice that sounded easy to overthrow.

Cheap: Such an ulterior motive, as a man, he actually hides here, watching us talk about women every day!It's just that my uncle can bear it and my aunt can't bear it!

Son: As a shou, I don’t have the consciousness of being a shou, trying to use software to cover up the facts.It's just too arrogant!

Yin Xuan: So, now, the third year I thought Xixi was a girl, he turned into a man? !

What is it called, becoming a man?He was originally a man, okay?No one ever asked him if he was a girl or a guy!

Li Lingyu wanted to come out and resist, but seeing the four women whose fighting strength had already reached MX, he silently chose not to speak, and waited quietly to observe the changes, so as to respond to all changes with the same.

Shopkeeper: Although I have always wanted to have a gay honey, it is true, but I have been cheated by you for three full years.I can only choose - to make friends!

Chichi: My little heart that is broken into pieces, I think our friendship has come to an end.

Young Master: We agreed to be an unmarried young girl together, but you have become a small subject that everyone in the world can push.The boat of friendship between us has capsized!It exploded!sink!Never get up again!

Yin Xuan: Hey, you Yaoyaoling...