Yokohama Slag God will never overturn

"Squeak-"

The slightly heavy wooden door was pushed open, and Xiao Wu held on to the door with one hand, drooping his head feebly and moving towards his office step by step with difficulty.

As if it was a reflection of his mood and state, the dull hair on Xiaowu's head seemed to have acquired spirituality, and he fell limply aside.

A colleague who heard the voice raised his head and looked towards the door saw Xiaowu's sky collapsed, thinking that he had just accepted a favor from the other party yesterday, so he asked aloud: "Mei Li, did you not sleep well yesterday? His complexion is a bit grim."

Hearing this sentence, other people raised their heads one after another, and asked, "That's right, was it too late to make a fuss yesterday?"

"No...I'm fine."

Weakly waving his paws, Xiao Wu got down on his seat and said in a low voice, in a cool tone, "I just experienced the meticulous care from Ma Ma after I went back yesterday."

In fact, she just wanted to tease Nakahara Chuya yesterday, she didn't really intend to really cheat him.

However, there are accidents in everything.Yesterday, her original plan was to clean up the person who was peeping in the dark, but in the end, who knew that after she met him, she was a little unable to walk.

It's all because of that man's damn delicious looks, he was too appetizing to her, so he accidentally teased him too much, and then forgot the time... That's all... right?

Thinking of this, Xiao Wu felt a little guilty: just after molesting a cute little girl on the front foot, her back foot was caught by her benefactor father.

This is a little too exciting.

Especially, when the patron's father was tricked by her and almost sent to the orange by the service staff, the excitement was almost doubled.

After finally explaining why she left the field suddenly and holding her thigh and pointing to the sky and swearing that she definitely didn't do it on purpose to pass the test, Xiao Wu thought that this time the matter was over.

After she returned home, Zhongyuan Zhong also fiddled with it for a while and took out a stack of thick paper.

Xiao Wu looked at the pile of papers thrown in front of him, and leaned over to take a look. On the top page, the bold and enlarged words "Family Regulations" almost blinded Xiao Wu's eyes.

"This is……?"

Swallowing with difficulty, Xiao Wu suddenly raised her head and saw Zhong Yuan Zhong sitting opposite her with a carefree expression, his blue eyes were full of irresistibility: "Cat boy, I think you are very skinny now. .As your guardian, I feel that it is necessary to set rules for you and write a few house rules."

This intonation...

Damao trembled, Xiao Wu scratched the back of his head, and tentatively replied: "It's, it's okay? Generally speaking, I'm still very good, don't you need these?"

Slapping the table with one hand, Zhong Yuanzhong also gritted his teeth: "There is no need to discuss this matter. You should read these few house rules carefully first, and I will add what is needed in the future."

Seeing the pile of paper nearly three centimeters thick, Xiao Wu slowly raised a question mark.

"Only a few? Fuck, how many do you call it?!"

Picking up the thick paper, Xiao Wu objected loudly: "I protest!"

"Protest is ineffective."

With a snort, Zhong Yuan Zhong also got up, looked at Xiao Wu slightly, and smiled kindly: "Or, do you want me to add a few more?"

Just recalling the smile of Chuya Zhongye yesterday, Xiao Wu felt a little timid.

"Huh? What the hell happened?"

Hiroaki Shimizu leaned over and asked curiously.

"He has changed, and Zhong Yuan Zhong is no longer the cutie he used to be!"

As soon as Xiao Wu's accusation was finished, the outermost colleague said "men are like this, don't be too sad", before someone covered his mouth and motioned him to look towards the door.

Xiaowu was a step behind, Zhongyuan·Little Cute·Chuya who just opened the door and walked in:...

Covering his heart, Xiao Wu, who didn't know that the lord had come, looked at the sky sadly, and said in a melancholy tone, "I think back then, when he was eighteen, and I was eighteen, we made an appointment to wander the world together and be each other's little friends." Wings, see all the beauties in the world."

Hiroaki Shimizu looked up at Chuya Nakahara behind Xiaowu, and then at Xiaowu who was still obsessed with his own emotions, and coughed lightly: "Stop talking!"

The boss behind you is looking at you, don't be dead, shut up!

However, Xiaowu didn't get his signal and continued with her performance.

After sobbing a few times, Xiao Wu hammered the table with a heartbroken look: "In the end, who knew that he would suddenly tell me halfway that he was going to kick me down, and he was doing what he wanted by himself..."

"Really?"

Zhong Yuan also slapped Xiaowu on the shoulder, with a dark face, and smiled: "The story is good, continue, you continue, I am curious about the follow-up."

Xiaowu, who was so frightened that his hair exploded:! ! !

"Hey, I was wrong!"

Turning around, bowing his head, stretching out his arms, hugging his waist, admitting cowardice, Xiaowu did a series of movements very smoothly: "Zhongye's father is the best in the world, the big guy has short legs, kind heart, and looks better than Huajiao, and he is the only one in Mafia at the port! "

Chuya Nakahara: Let me go, kitty!

Also, did you say something weird just now?

Others: Meili, why are you so skillful in sliding and kneeling?

But the story does sound familiar.

"Wait, didn't Meili just say the lines of that little Qingmei in the popular "Overbearing Young Man, Qingmei Wants to Climb the Wall" a few days ago?"

When they remembered, everyone's eyes fell on Zhongyuan Zhongye: Then this one is the domineering young man?

Nakahara Chuya: ...

"Merry, are you..."

The door opened with a bang, and Higuchi Kazuyo, who finished work and was about to chat with his new friends, stared at the room dumbfounded, his eyes fell on Xiao Wu and Nakahara Nakaya, watching the two embrace each other affectionately, and the people around him expressed their blessings expression, enlightened.

"Sorry to bother you, I don't know anything, I haven't seen anything, please continue."

Immediately standing at attention, Ichiyo Higuchi bowed deeply to Nakahara Nakaya, then turned around and closed the door in one go.

Outside the door, Higuchi Kazuyo suddenly covered his face and screamed silently: She is Meili, she is!Put your arms around the waist of the respected senior!Close contact at zero distance!

If one day she can wrap her arms around Akutagawa-senpai's waist like Mei Li...

Higuchi Ichiyo's face slowly turned red, and white water vapor burst out from above his head with a bang: hug your waist... hug your waist... Senior Akutagawa...

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Nakahara Chuya in the room:? ? ?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, what happened to the people under your command?

Xiao Wu: Oh hoo... It seems that I accidentally ruined Chuya's reputation again.

"Is she...?"

Zhong Yuan, who was not sensitive or understanding of these things, looked at the closed door with some doubts.

"Ah, this is fine."

Unexpectedly, Zhong Yuan Zhong was so innocent, Xiao Wu stood up in silence for a moment, and planned to find Higuchi Kazuyo: "Just now I said that I came to see me, then I will leave first."

Watching Xiaowu leave, Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his head, and his face darkened again when he saw the documents piled up on her desktop.

"You give labor and management back! Didn't you touch any of the f*cking three-day documents?!" It turned out to be pushed to him again? !

Who is the boss of the other party, he or Xiaowu? !

Outside the door, Xiao Wu held Ichiyo Higuchi, and coughed into the suspicious eyes of the other party: "It's okay, um, did you ask me for something just now?"

Higuchi Ichiyo, whose attention was diverted, recalled his original purpose, feeling a little complicated.

"No...it's okay..."

Originally, she planned to share the essence of her experience in getting along with Akutagawa-senpai in the past few years and share it with Meili, so as to help the other party live in harmony with Chuya Chuya.Now it seems……

Higuchi Ichiyo turned his head, and the Q-version villain in his heart burst into tears: She is the younger brother in love, right?

Just like this, at this level, she still wants to teach Meili?

The other party hugged... Wait, can she ask for advice on how to get closer to the senior?

Having figured it out, Ichiyo Higuchi turned his head, showing a bright smile, his eyes seemed to burst into a dazzling light: "Mei Li, I really need to ask you for something, and I want to ask you how to be like you and Nakahara. Get along with Akutagawa-senpai like an adult."

To get closer, you don't expect to be able to hug and hug, but it's okay to say a few more words!She is not picky at all, not greedy at all!

Xiao Wu:? ? ?

Looking at the other person's eyes, Xiao Wu silently reflected on his relationship with Chuya Nakahara in his heart, and suddenly looked at Ichiyo Higuchi with a different look: "Are you sure you want me to teach you?"

Ye Jiang, have you thought about it clearly?

"Yes! Please teach me!"

Higuchi Ichiyo has a serious expression and high morale: "I will definitely study hard, and I will never give up halfway!"

That's what you said, so it's none of my business.

The villain in his heart shrugged and spread his hands to look helpless, but the corners of Xiao Wu's lips rose uncontrollably: "Okay, then how do I do it, Ye Jiang has to watch carefully."

"Yes!"

Taking out a small notebook and a pen, Higuchi Ichiyo was overly serious and focused.

Xiaowu, whose conscience was thrown away 800 years ago, smiled and pulled Higuchi Ichiyo to push the door open, and walked into the office together: "First, you must have a unique attitude! Otherwise, how can you leave a special place in the other person's heart?" What's your impression?"

That's it!

Higuchi Ichiyo nodded and quickly wrote down.

"Optimistic about practical operations."

Xiao Wu asked Higuchi Ichiyo to stand at the door, then knocked on the door of Chuya Nakahara's office, and walked in after getting permission.

"Is something wrong? Came to get your things?"

Resigned to his fate, he took the pile of documents on Xiao Wu's desk to his office, Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at Xiao Wu and thought that the other party had finally found out his conscience and came to take away her documents.

"Honey, your words really hurt my heart."

Xiao Wu walked over and put one hand on the table, looking very sad, and said in a contrived tone, "But it's okay, who made me love you so much, I barely forgive you."

Zhong Yuan's body froze, and he didn't care that the pen in his hand fell off, and subconsciously blurted out: "Cat, did you hit your head when you went out just now?"

Ignoring Zhongyuan Zhongye's words, Xiaowu suddenly reached out and grabbed his collar, then leaned over and chuckled in Zhongyuan Zhongye's ear, and said rather ambiguously: "Man, I'm very interested in you."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? !

Higuchi Ichiyo, who secretly poked his head out of the door to observe, was so excited that the pen in his hand was pinched and broken:! ! !

Feeling almost done, Xiao Wu got up and turned around before Zhongyuan Zhong didn't react, and ran away, and when he left, he didn't forget to close the door for him thoughtfully: "Come on Zhongyuan Zhong, I believe you are the best~"

Petrified again in the Central Plains where he was: What the hell is it that I didn't wake up, or did the cat at home take fake medicine?

Outside the door, Higuchi Kazuyo looked dazed: "Mei Li, you...?"

Patting Higuchi Ichiyo's shoulder, Xiao Wu looked serious: "Do you think the other party will remember me if I behave like this?"

This is true, Higuchi Ichiyo nodded.

"Then do you think he will subconsciously want to know if I will do this kind of thing again in the future, so that he can pay more attention to me?"

Xiao Wu continued to fool around.

Ah, this...

Higuchi Ichiyo thought about it, then nodded again.

"Isn't that what it is? Look, if you become curious about a person, you will pay more attention to you. Don't you have more opportunities to gain favorability?"

Turning around to suppress a smile, Xiao Wu tried his best to keep his tone calm.

"I see! I see."

Taking out a pen again and writing it down quickly, Higuchi Ichiyo thought about Akutagawa Ryunosuke's temper, and felt that the other party might still be angry, so he asked again: "If Akutagawa-senpai is angry, what should we do?"

"This one……"

Before Xiaowu finished speaking, he heard the sound of something being knocked over from inside the house, followed by the roar of Chuya Zhongyuan: "Cat boy, come back to Laozi!"

"That's right, next you look at mine."

Patting Ichiyo Higuchi on the shoulder, Xiao Wu pushed open the door, walked with wind, with a wicked smile on his face, then stretched out his hand and pushed Nakahara Nakaya to the wall with a perfect wall slam.

"I like you more and more, man."

Nakahara Chuya, who was confused again:? ? ?Did you really take fake medicine today?

Looking at Chuya Nakahara, who was lost in thought and doubt about the world, Xiao Wugong retreated and pulled Higuchi Ichiyo away.

"Have you learned it?"

At the corner, Xiaowu looked at Ichiyo Higuchi who was full of gratitude, and encouraged him, "Come on, I believe you can do it!"

Holding the small notebook, Higuchi Ichiyo nodded, his face full of excitement: "I will!"

Akutagawa-senpai, wait for me!

The author has something to say:

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: I always have a bad feeling.

Higuchi Ichiyo: I will definitely work hard to learn from experience, integrate it, and succeed in my career!

Xiao Wu: Ah, what an innocent child, hahaha.

Nakahara Chuya: Who am I?where am I?what am i doing

Onlookers: Awesome, one dares to teach, and the other really dares to learn!

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Xiaowu's small book: No loss, no loss, the people in Mafia at the port are very interesting.