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"I've only knocked you four times now!" Luanbu thought seriously.

That's right!

Rambo said this was the fifth time.

In fact, including this time, now he has only hit Rambo four times in total.

It is not that he intends to shirk responsibility.

If he did it, he did it, if he didn't, he didn't.He doesn't lie, and doesn't have to.

There is no essential difference between one more time and one less time—Ranpo-sama always knocks on people's heads as he pleases, and Chiriko, the president and others will not blame him for it.

Because it's all the fault of the person whose head he hit!

He is certainly not responsible for other people's mistakes.

Moreover, it was his kindness to help those who made mistakes realize their mistakes and correct them. He should be rewarded for his willingness to help others!

This time too, he was always right!

Ranpo is just right between Lanbo and Zhilizi, focusing on his irreplaceable sense of existence.

13 years ago, five-year-old Rambo was annoying to him.

Conspicuous afro, decorated with eye-catching hair accessories, features eye-catching, people have to pay attention to the annoying blue wave.

Lan Bo quarreled with his friends all the way, and was easily provoked to cry. He casually pulled out strange things from the afro to bully him back, but accidentally hit him, causing the 13-year-old him to reach the age of 23. Years later, at a loss, he exchanged with his [-]-year-old self.

The exchange time is 5 minutes.

Rambo hit the 13-year-old him, but he didn't apologize to him properly.

The most important thing is to let the 13-year-old him occupy the time that belongs to the 23-year-old him to know Zhi Lizi.Even his former self could not infringe on his own rights and interests. The unforgivable culprit was naturally caught by the 23-year-old, and he beat his head mercilessly for 5 minutes until the exchange was over, until his hand It hurts, and I have to exhale to relieve the numb pain. For the 23-year-old, the 5-minute exchange is too long.

From his perspective as a 13-year-old, the exchange time was too short.

Really, I can't give him a little more time to spend with Zhilizi, just a little more.

He wants a Zhilizi who is reasonable, a Zhilizi who is patient and gentle, a Zhilizi who gives him delicious paper crane candies, a Zhilizi who can satisfy whatever he wants... Although Zhilizi probably wants to use Support him with legal means, send him to a welfare facility where he will not be bullied, and will not be short of food, clothing, housing and transportation, instead of directly controlling him like the president raised him.

In short, Rambo is really hateful!The world's most hateful!

She actually gave him the most beautiful expectation that was too short, ten years away from him!

When the 13-year-old changed back, he was dazed and determined to beat the downright brat again, and Lan Bo had already escaped, disappearing with his little friends without a trace.

Ranpo had no choice but to suppress the idea of ​​using that prop, arriving ten years later, and enjoying the future that belonged to him. With the origami crane candy from ten years later in his mouth, the sweet taste gradually melted in his mouth.He endured, dutifully getting the nonsense letter where it should go.

Now that Lan Bo has grown up, he looks even more annoying.

There are black natural curls that are exactly the same as him, softer than him, and look easy to touch. No matter how you look at it, they are pretending to be poor drooping eyes. The color of the eyes is also exactly the same as his. They are two beautiful green lucky stones, and love Putting on a cute expression, with a soft figure, it must be easy to hug - this is the most helpless type of Chiriko, and this is obviously to imitate him!

If the firm still wants to recruit people in the future, the recruitment conditions must be in addition to the rejection of natural papers, and one must be met:

Refuse to imitate him and pretend to be cute and pitiful to Chiriko!

Ranpo thinks that the swarthy Hattori Heiji is very good, with a very upright character, unlike Conan who will consciously use his acting skills and face to pass the test depending on the situation.

In fact, even if Hattori Heiji plays cute and pitiful, it doesn't matter, because it is not cute or pitiful at all.Ranpo does not deny that there will be weird people like Hattori Heiji, and thinks that the stupid Hattori Heiji is very handsome, but Chiriko likes him, the world's number one smart, cute, ordinary A famous detective who has no competition for detectives!

Chiriko loves him the most!

There is no need to look back at Zhilizi, Luanbu knows that Zhilizi is definitely unconditionally more partial to him, and trusts him without hesitation. This is undoubtedly the fourth time.

However, Lan Bo didn't lie, this was indeed the fifth time Lan Bo had been hit hard on the head by him.

As odd as it is, neither side is lying.

What he and Lanbo said were true.

Because the fifth time, in Lan Bo's view, it has already been experienced, but it has not happened to him.

It's all because of the weapons Lan Bo casually used to hit people.

It was a magical prop like the drug that made Conan rejuvenate. It was called a ten-year bazooka, and its function was to briefly exchange the person who was hit with himself ten years later, and glimpse the established future.

For example, if you hit Conan with a ten-year-old rocket launcher, and see whether it is the 16-year-old Conan or the 26-year-old Kudo Shinichi, you will know whether the development of the antidote in the next ten years will succeed as Conan hoped.

As revenge and education, the 23-year-old knocked on the head of the five-year-old Lanbo, which was the first time Lanbo was knocked on the head.

The second time, the third time, the fourth time, and after that.

At the age of 16, after he went out to deal with the commission, he had a rare sight, and received scary criticism from the president, so he decided to go away once again - using a short trip to satisfy his desire of being busy with work and lacking vacations, and Let the president realize the irreplaceable importance of the only famous detective.

Although that exodus was so short that people didn't even realize it was an exodus, and it was regarded as a trip to a farther place to buy crude snacks.

As for the destination of leaving, of course it will be ten years later!

Go check his progress ten years later, and ask for a handful of sweet paper crane candies.

Ten years later, at the age of 26, he must have his wish fulfilled!

After all, he is the one who knows everything about Chiriko!

It is quite easy for a detective to know information about a person. He can see a lot of boring information from the details, let alone what he wants to know.

Although after the detective agency has a newcomer, the work of using search engines to retrieve past events is all handed over to the newcomer. At first it was Yosano and Kunikida, and later Junichiro Tanizaki and Kenji Miyazawa, But he is definitely the chief in the world who is best at collecting and interpreting information.

Finding the eight-year-old Rambo, whose features hardly changed, was easy enough for a detective.

Randomly look at the "Daily Mail News" and you will know that this is where Lanbo usually lives, and it hasn't changed in ten years.

He would not have taken the Shinkansen unless he went out alone, so he called a taxi to get here, and Rambo happened to be having breakfast.

Luanbu seized the culprit who didn't apologize to him, and used force to easily subdue Lanbo, who was rapidly rising, and Lanbo obediently offered him ten years of rocket launchers as an apology—that was the second time Lanbo was hit on the head by him .

At the age of 16, he exchanged with the 26-year-old immediately.

It was me who was a little older than him now, approaching his 27th birthday.

Ten years after his arrival, the 26-year-old is stuffing a change of dirty clothes into the washing machine in the small bathroom of the detective agency dormitory.

Unlike the 16-year-old who was used to the empty appearance, the small bathroom has a lot of beautiful hair accessories and hair ties, scented body wash and shampoo, and a cute little yellow duck.The clothes he was throwing into the washing machine obviously included clothes from women who didn't belong to him.The clothes that belonged to him were much softer and more comfortable than the little cloak he was wearing.

Strolling out and probing, it became more and more delicious.

call--

He is really jealous of himself ten years later!

In the small dormitory, there are many more advanced electrical appliances that are out of place in the small room, and the bathtub in the small bathroom has also been replaced with an automatic temperature control style.

In the center of the room was an unmade, messy but cozy large bed. The indentations on the bedspread and pillows clearly showed that two people lived together.

And, squeezed to the side, although it's a bit early, but I believe it will come in handy soon, the warm kotatsu... There are countless novelty snacks piled up on the kotatsu table, and a porcelain white In the vase, a bouquet of unknown buds is pretty and romantic.

That kind of flower is most common on the roadside from the dormitory to the detective agency, and it blooms just right in autumn.

Luan Bu can tell at a glance that he must have picked it casually.

As expected of him, the wild flowers picked at random, matched with that porcelain white vase, just right!

There is also the faint smell of red bean porridge wafting from the counter in the air. It is delicate, soft, and sweet. It is his breakfast at the age of 26, and it has undoubtedly added a moderate amount of sugar.

Apart from him, there was no one else in the room.

Chiriko must have gone to take out the trash, it was the only Saturday of the week when recyclable waste could be thrown away.

It's not okay to pile up garbage in a small room, so it must be thrown away in time.

His cohabitant and lover is of course Chiriko!

Ranpo doesn't make other conjectures, who else but Chiriko!

He wrote down all the layouts in the room, it would be useful to go back to the past, and write down the established future—he can only be the winner!

After the short three hundred seconds were over, Luanbu returned to his correct time, glanced at the bulging bumps on the left side of Lanbo's head, and immediately understood that it was the result of the 26-year-old him. .

That was the third time that Lanbo had been knocked, and it was also the time that Lanbo had already been knocked, but he hadn't knocked yet.

The eight-year-old Lan Bo blinked his round eyes, couldn't help but shed tears, and conveyed the 16-year-old detective's declaration to the 26-year-old him in an annoying crying voice:

"Please don't encroach on my time! Even if it's me, it's unforgivable to exchange only 5 minutes without Chiriko! There is nothing more irritating than this in the world! And, Milk-kun, please remember , you can’t lend me the rocket launcher for ten years, if you lend it to me, I will beat you!”

The last sentence was reserved for Lan Bo, and it was a blatant threat.

Rambo often wears a pure white suit with a black spot, resembling a cow with an exploding head.

Lanbo also has two golden horns, so it is very appropriate to use this nickname to call Lanbo.

Threats from the 26-year-old were effective enough to make the 16-year-old angry.

Luanbu angrily knocked out a string of bulging bags on the right side of Lanbo's head, making the two sides very fair and beautiful.

That was the fourth time Lanbo was knocked.

This is the fifth time.

Lan Bo, who didn't want to see him, would show up as an entertainer. Naturally, he would use his magical prop, the ten-year rocket launcher that was forbidden to be lent to him.

The Skylark consortium uses a name that Conan knows, not the name that Zhilizi is used to. Lizi is even more powerful, the future undefeated lawyer.

If it was someone else, then this opportunistic method would obviously not work, but Chiriko could do it.

Because Zhilizi has a speed reading ability that ordinary people can't match, he can read all the heavy materials in 2 minutes, or even less than 1 minute, organize them in his mind instantly, and give a practical plan.

In the case of Chiriko, 5 minutes is enough.

You don't need to work diligently in the next ten years to conduct investigations and enter into a highly serious and responsible working state. You just need to come here easily, come here as soon as possible, and be hit by a ten-year rocket launcher, and you don't have to do anything. , must have become the world's number one undefeated lawyer as famous as him.

And Zhilizi, who exchanges with himself ten years later, can still see a firm and bright future, and a long future with him!

At the age of 36, he must have aged normally.

Time will leave irresistible marks on everyone's face and body. His bright eyes will gradually fade, and the corners of his smiling eyes will show wrinkles like a grandfather's, and his body will become less controllable... 36 years old He is definitely not as cute, handsome and smart as the 26-year-old. He must be 26. At this moment, he is the softest, the best hug, and the current Zhilizi likes it the most!

However, when he turns 36, of course he feels that the 36-year-old is wiser, more experienced, and better than the 26-year-old!

The 36-year-old Ranpo will be Chiriko's favorite person at that time!

"How is it? Chiriko, what will happen in ten years?" Ranpo, 26, asked.

"Very good! It's a future worth looking forward to."

No matter whether it is the Zhilizi who was exchanged here ten years later, or the Zhilizi who was exchanged back and is now, the answer is exactly the same!

Luanbu complacently burst into a shining smile.

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