[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

"[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing also courts love] online game "Don't Come With Explosive Heads"" Author: Miaoba Dies of Thirst Ji

[Banmei BL online game / funny flashes with a little abuse / main CP: stalker narcissism attack x beauty hurt injury / sub CP: facial paralysis dad brother attack x tsundere foodie brother shou]

Please describe this story in one sentence——

"Brother came handsomely, and left handsomely. He didn't take a single cloud with him. He only took Xiaolun's wife home! Speaking of this, brother..."

『Team system message: Player Tank Afro has been kicked out of the team. 』

『System message: Player tank Afro has been cast with the "Silencing Curse", and will not be able to make a sound for 30 seconds. 』

So the afro cried and begged for kisses, hugs, and comfort. Salem slapped him and said with a headache, "Please, don't come."

In the end, someone put up a bet with a lewd smile——

"This is the story of an online game about a narcissist chasing after a beauty under the abuse."

Tags: same-sex BL online games, funny flashes, little abuse

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1. Oops!

>>>Look at how I can be the most handsome...I mean the most handsome dwarf knight in the world!

"Opus" is the world's first virtual reality online game, with nearly 100% authenticity.The spiritual and magical world mixed with Eastern and Western elements allows you to fight monsters, ghosts and faces; the flexible and diverse realistic combat system allows you to kill and love each other to your heart's content forever; randomly triggered hidden mission plots allow you to dig pits, fill pits and fall into pits ; endless development of gossip and adultery, for you to tease and poke your cecum; humanized NPCs with complete attributes, all of them are cute, stupid and gay... Huh?cough!In short, more importantly, the most heinous dual personality system, vows to take pleasure in evil players, guaranteed to have fun!

"Ding! The first couple of CPs in this server are finally getting married! All players are welcome to run naked to celebrate~"

As soon as the Zhaizhai system sounded three or eight times, all the players' equipment fell to the ground instantly, whether they were fighting monsters, collecting, or wandering around, they were collectively naked.After the whole server fell into silence for a while, it broke out again in the silence, so another announcement popped up on the World Channel, making everyone even more jubilant——

『[World] System: Oops!The system has gone on strike again. If any player is affected, please ask the GM for help immediately to avoid crashing, everyone! (by the person in charge of the system)』

"Didi! 』

Hearing the notification sound that the game helmet was fully charged, Aiden immediately threw the unfinished game description aside, happily dialed the phone with his mobile phone, and shouted in one breath without waiting for the other party to say: "I want to On to Tai!"

"..."

"Huh?" Staring blankly at the phone that was quickly hung up, he scratched his head in confusion and thought, did he say something wrong?Why is Tai angry again?

When it comes to Thai, an old friend and good buddy, he has to beat his heart.Since Tay and Belle reconciled last year, the two brothers have been glued together all the time. Even though they are separated from each other, they still talk on the phone for three meals. Si!Obviously he was the one who proposed to play this game first, but who knows that Tai, a guy who values ​​brothers and despises friends, actually gave him a bunch of plans, and when he finally finished his work, he found out that they had sneaked away for two months. Not interesting enough!

While mourning and thinking, he was about to call again when the phone rang.Seeing that the number was calling from France, he immediately picked it up cheerfully, "Hey! Little Belle finally misses her brother?"

"Hehe." After two dry laughs came from the other end of the phone, he continued, "Zhu Tou Deng, what's the name of your game?"

"Of course it's cool to call 'Brother is so handsome'?" Aiden said, standing in front of the one-piece mirror, flicking his bangs and exclaiming: "Tsk, brother is so handsome!"

"Oh, yes, yes, please remember our game name, and secret us when you come up..."

After Bell quickly reported her name, she cut off the call, obviously leaving for "Handsome".So, Aiden lay down on the bed diligently, and began his first experience of "Opus".Just put on the game helmet, and a pleasant electronic female voice sounded in my ear, "Please select the server location you want to log in to."

"Taiwan." He replied without hesitation.Although in terms of his place of residence, he should choose the United States, but in order to cooperate with Xiao Beier, he had to jump to the Taiwan server like Tai.Fortunately, my Chinese is good and there are no barriers to communication, and there are so many beauties in Taiwan!Thinking of this, his blood boiled.

"Okay, I will connect to the Taiwan server for you immediately."

After he was almost blinded by a series of dazzling white lights, he found himself floating in the night sky full of stars, and there was nothing else except the shining silver stars, let alone the things mentioned in the introduction. Novice receptionist.

The NPC in "Opus" is a highly intelligent AI, which will respond to different interactions and increase or decrease the favorability value according to the player's response, and even trigger special tasks to give rich rewards.The novice host is the novice guide for the player when they first enter the game. They are randomly assigned by each NPC. In addition to assisting the player in creating an ideal character, they will also observe the player's special attributes and send them to a suitable place of birth. It is to assist new players. An important role to get started quickly.

Aiden's rookie usher seems to be... absent?

"Then next? Hello? Is there anyone?" He looked around in confusion and shouted, but there was no response except himself.He scratched his head and looked up to the sky for a while, then suddenly patted his thigh, "Could it be that my novice receptionist is a transparent person? Aha! This race is too handsome!"

Another feature of "Opus" is the diversity of races. Not only is there a large number of categories, but it also allows players to adjust the ratio of pure and mixed blood to create their own unique bloodlines.Therefore, it is not surprising that a transparent family suddenly popped up, but is there really one?

After a high-five with his imaginary self, Aiden confidently made a handsome gesture forward, and greeted with a hearty smile: "Hey! Brother transparent, please help me create a character!"

As if responding to his words, a one-piece mirror appeared in front of his eyes. There were option buttons for adjusting the appearance beside the mirror. Without further explanation from the NPC, he could understand that this was the panel for character creation.So he curiously clicked and pulled, and seeing his face become crooked with the handle, he couldn't help giggling.

"My God! This is amazing!" After playing enough, he pressed the reset button, flipped through the styling menu, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Wow! This! This must be super funny!"

Holding the mentality that interesting things must be shared with friends, he ran towards the strange wind without hesitation, and even chose a pure-blood dwarf to match the shape of this body, pulling his height down to the end.After everything was designed, he laughed wildly in the mirror, "Puff hahahaha! My God! I laughed so hard, I must show them to Tai!"

After pressing the Done button, a dialogue window popped up: "Please enter your character name. 』

"The name...?" Aiden looked at the person in the mirror. At first glance, he had a dark green afro head that looked very similar to a cauliflower, round-frame flat glasses that were full of house style, and thick black eyebrows that were comparable to Crayon Shinchan. Coupled with the dwarf height of only 130 cm, he looks like a hobbit suffering from macrocephaly.Therefore, a name that was enough to make him regret for life just flashed through his mind.

"Mr. Meat Shield Afro, are you sure about your character settings?" 』

"Of course!" Resolutely pressing the fatal OK button, he thought foolishly with a smirk, anyway, just cut it down and rebuild it later, hehe!

Just when he couldn't help grinning with a sly face, a bunch of lights and shadows appeared in front of his eyes, and his body was thrown away at an accelerated speed as if being kicked away by someone, so startled that he couldn't help but raise his voice Shouted: "Wow! Brother transparent, why didn't you say it first--"

After the yelling of the exploding head gradually faded away, a sad and angry whisper sounded in the huge novice reception space——

"Is it great to be tall and handsome? Let you discriminate against our little people! Let you discriminate against our little people! Let me wait and see..."

"idiot."

Unsurprisingly, the man who was always colder than an iceberg quickly commented and ignored people after seeing that head. Faced with such a ruined appearance, he could not even shake the corners of his mouth, his face was paralyzed. The level is simply god-level, which makes the meat shield Avro always admire him, but... the other party's tone this time seems to have a faint taste of contempt?

In the face of his friend's sarcastic remarks, he was quite accustomed to giggling.Due to the height relationship set by the game, it is rare for him to look up at people, so he had to let out a sigh of admiration in his heart.I saw his friend with facial paralysis wearing a light blue robe full of Chinese style, and his long silver-white hair tied into a ponytail hangs softly and elegantly behind him. His tall figure and handsome features are just like reality. She kept her original appearance by showing herself, but it also perfectly set off the image of this fairy-demon hybrid priest; it's a pity that the only fly in the ointment is that such a cold and refined beauty character has a name that is completely inconsistent with her temperament-Teddy bear biscuit! ?

It seems that Little Belle deliberately took it for Tai, what a naughty child!

The smiling dwarf with an exploding head looks at the little boy who is hugging his belly, Miao Miao Xianbei. The water green half-long hair that matches the blue eyes is casually scattered on the shoulders, and the bangs are slanted from left to right to the temples. Tailoring makes the cute little face with a bright smile more lively. Although the facial features have not been adjusted, they are younger due to race and height settings. They look like they are only in their early teens. On his petite body, which is about the same height as him, he is absolutely a cute mini cat demon!

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pig, pig headed...you, you...hahahaha..."

"It's super funny, right! Hahahaha!" Seeing Miaomiao Senbei laughing and rolling forward and backward, even his tail was raised high, the meat shield Afro couldn't help but feel proud, and wanted to reach out to hook up with Miaomiao as if he met a confidant Meow Xianbei's shoulder was suddenly pressed against his forehead by some hard object and he couldn't move forward. He could only hold the staff that gave off the chill, and laughed even more exaggeratedly, "Hahahahaha! Tai, you are so smart! You discriminate against dwarves like that La! Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Can't do heavy damage." Glancing at the exploding head coldly, Teddy Bear Biscuit let out a soft snort based on his knowledge of the pig, "You think you can hit the character hard."

"..." The laughter froze instantly, and Afro, the meat shield, dropped his jaw in astonishment, what? !Can't what?

"You, you're terrible... Ha... Zhutou Deng... Ha... Hahaha..." Miao Miao Xianbei said out of breath, and suddenly turned into a trembling laughing to the point of tears. The little milk cat, with snow-white mid-length hair, is really beautiful, and there is a small patch of water-green gradient embellishment on the forehead, which perfectly sets off the pair of big and round green cat eyes.He stretched out the little meat ball of his front paw, pointed at the guy who made such a handsome face into this handsome face, and made a meowing sound intermittently, "There is, it is written in the manual... no, meow... haha... woo... Brother, I, my stomach hurts... Meow..."

Can't reinjure...

Can't reinjure...

Can't reinjure...

Can't hit hard hit hit hit hit hit --

"Huh?!" Shocked, he called out the Q&A panel to inquire. Sure enough, seeing that a person can only create one character, and cannot delete a character or delete an account, Aphrodun, the meat shield, shook his head and shouted, "Oh no—— "

Teddy Bear Biscuit frowned slightly in distaste, then gently picked up the little milk cat rolling at his feet, and walked out without looking back, "Let's go, baby."

"Huh meow? You won't accompany him on missions?" Meow Meow Senbei rubbed his brother's palm and asked meowingly.

"Hey, we don't know people who are too stupid."

"Puff meow!"

"Ah! Why are you doing this?!" Afro, the abandoned meat shield, knelt down on the ground with two big teardrops hanging down, and stretched out Erkang's hand towards the fading back, but he couldn't call it back. The friendship that was taken away by him "stupidly".no!How can brother maintain such appearance?How can I get my sister with this head? GM help oh oh oh!

"Hi, I'm GM74748, what can I do for you?"

The GM sound of the call immediately rang in the ears, and Afro, the meat shield, shouted as if he had met a savior: "Brother, I want to change my appearance!"

You can't seriously damage the corner, you should be able to change the appearance, right?

"No." The GM refused very flatly.

"Whynot, Bugua, why, Daddy Douxi, Ding Gai?"

Seeming to be speechless by the series of "why" in English, French, Chinese, Japanese and Cantonese, GM74748 paused for a few seconds before answering: "Because the person in charge of the system has striked too many times, the "Appearance Transformation Credits" must be retaken, so this function cannot be opened yet."

This, what is the reason for this?What the hell is the system still taking credit courses? !So Aiden quickly logged out, called the game company crying and begging for a long time, but finally got an answer that no exceptions could be made, so he had to return to the game crying again.

Fortunately, blows and setbacks are only temporary for him, who is naturally thick-skinned.After sitting on the ground and looking at the sky in a daze for a while, he regained his fighting spirit and clenched his fists and shouted passionately: "Bastard! Since he is destined to be the head of Afro, then I will be the most handsome Afro in the world." -"

"..."

"Pfft, cauliflower head!"

"Is there any idiot who chose that head?"

The ambition was extinguished immediately, and Afro, the meat shield, slumped his shoulders again. Anyway, he had to accept it as a fait accompli.He habitually grabbed a handful of green Q hairs on top, huh?The pulling feeling of the scalp is quite real, so try a little more force?Well, although there is pain, it is still a bit different from reality. The pain in the game should be slightly suppressed.However, brother's handsome face never wears glasses, and the bridge of his nose is pressed all the time, which is really uncomfortable!Thinking of this, he wanted to take off his glasses, but unexpectedly...

"No way? Who wears glasses will stick to their face——"

The tragic wailing that resounded through the sky was the regret that he knew why he had known this before.

The world of Opus is roughly divided into two continents - Amelo and Azlos.At present, the game only opens the latter, and the ocean separated by two continents is scattered with many large and small islands.Dabshi City, where the meat shield Afro was born, is located on the Alvin Grassland in the south of Azlos Continent. The climate is warm and pleasant, sunny, and from time to time there are soft and cute animals jumping among the flowers and tender grass. "It seems" that it is most suitable for novice players to catch up with running and jumping.

By the way, "Ocean" is the name of the ocean.Regarding the behavior of the official who is too lazy to think of a name, countless players have long complained on the World Channel, but they will always be responded to or misrepresented by various gods in the system, such as——

『【World】You are the only one who receives it: Damn!In the future, it is better to name the island A, the mountain B, and the village C in the future! 』

『[World] System: Thank you God for the player's suggestion, I will do this in the future! (By the person in charge of the system)』

『【World】You are the one who receives it: You are the one who receives it! 』

『[World] System: whoever attacks and who receives, come and give me a scan and you will know~ (picking nose) (by the person in charge of the system)』

『[World] System: ...Stop making trouble. (By the person in charge of the system agent)』

『【World】You are the one who receives: ︿#%$&』

"[World] tends to be bluffing: Be good, my sister will find you a good boss ~ AWA"

『【World】You are the one who receives: == Convex.』

Meat Shield Afro (hereafter referred to as Meat Shield) glanced at the jubilant World Channel, then rubbed his chin to explore the surroundings, and everything he saw was full of vitality.He hadn't learned how to distinguish between players and NPCs when he first entered the game, and he felt all kinds of people walking around everywhere, so he couldn't help whistling, "Hey, it's quite similar!"

The novel experience made him quickly forget his own tragic experience.The bustling street shops, peddlers hawking, singing and dancing street performers, laughing and playing children, and the pace of conversations of people coming and going are all clear and real, as if he has really traveled to a different dimension and is amazed again and again .What satisfies him most is that there are beauties all over the world!Whether it is delicate and cute, hot and sexy, glamorous, gentle and beautiful, handsome and elegant, gentle and elegant, sunny and healthy, he can be seen everywhere. All the beauties and handsome men strike up a conversation.

Just when he was hesitating which beauty to hook up with first, a message came from the private channel——

『[Private] Miao Miao Xianbei whispered to you: Zhutou Deng, you are in the city to accept some tasks that do not kill monsters, find a way to upgrade to level 30 first, before that, don’t leave the city! 』

"Huh? Why?" It's a pity that he just turned back and saw the system prompting that the other party had gone offline.He looked at the friend list, and sure enough, even the teddy bear biscuits were offline. It is estimated that when Xiao Beier went offline to eat, Ty would follow suit.Alas, it's not good for these brothers to be too clingy to each other!So how will you chase after your wife in the future?

After worrying about his old friend's lifelong event, the meat shield opened the area map to see the task marks thoughtfully marked by the system.According to the instructions, the yellow question mark is a task that can be accepted, the green question mark is a task that has been received to be handed over, and the green exclamation mark is a task that has been completed and can be handed over.He just logged in for the first time, so the map is naturally full of yellow question marks, but...

"Of course you have to fight monsters to play the game!" After thinking for less than a tenth of a second, the meat shield made a decision, and strode resolutely to the outside of the city gate, completely oblivious to the passing players and NPCs. When he stepped out of the city gate, he hesitated to speak.

"Hey! They're all cute little guys!" Looking at the slimes shaking and bouncing around in the grass, he recognized that these jelly monsters were common low-level passive monsters in major games, and most of them were below level three. Just poke it two or three times and it will die. You can also pick up some garbage and sell it to NPCs to make some money. In addition, the image of slime is very cute and small. It has always been a good friend for novice players to bully, tease and upgrade.So, he walked to the nearest green slime with a happy mood.

"Guji?"

"Hey hey hey gurgling..." Just approaching the green slime, he saw that the green slime turned around in response, the name above his head also turned bright red, and the level floating behind the name actually showed [-] level, and the crystal-clear jelly body even opened a foot-high mouth, jumped up and swallowed the meat shield in one gulp, leaving him with no chance to resist.

This, this, what is going on here? !

The meat shield submerged in the green jelly looked at the blurry scene in horror. No matter how hard he slapped and exerted force, it was like hitting cotton. About to die from suffocation due to inability to breathe? !Clam?Not to mention that this slime has level [-], what the hell is it supposed to swallow people and suffocate them to death?etc!Why are his fingers melting?Stomach, gastric juice digestion? !No way, ah, ah——

Fortunately, the speed of suffocation was faster than being dissolved by stomach acid. Before the meat shield could see that his body was completely digested, he hung up in darkness. He checked his hands and feet in panic, and finally heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that his body was intact.

"Isn't this the novice city? How come there are monsters at level [-]?" Seeing a figure suddenly appearing beside him, it seems that he is also a player who has just been resurrected, so he immediately rushed over and grabbed him, crying and begging.

"Novice City? Who told you that this game has..." The passer-by female player looked down at the person who was picking her up, and the expression on her face instantly changed from bewilderment to tearful laughter, "Pfft hahahahahaha! Why do you look like this?" ah?"

"..."

"Hold, I'm sorry... Puff... cough cough!" The female player with a huge sword on her back was wearing a red outfit, showing off her hot and graceful figure. With her long red hair and beautiful face, she was very She is a big beauty who will make the eyes of the meat shield shine and strike up a conversation.It's a pity that he is still in a state of astonishment at this moment, and he cannot switch to the hook-up hunting mode for the time being.

"This... you are a novice in Gangchuangjiao, right?" The female swordsman glanced at the name on the top of his head that was not closed, and clicked on him to inquire about the player information, then laughed again and said, "Ha! Are you sure? You got thrown here because you pissed off the novice receptionist!"

The meat shield was confused when he heard it, "What? I didn't do anything to the transparent man!"

"Transparent man?" The female swordsman raised her willow eyebrows in confusion, and before she had time to ask any more questions, she seemed to be listening to the voice in reality, and then patted him on the shoulder boldly, "I have something to do first. In short, there is no novice village in this game, where you will be born is assigned by the novice receptionist, unfortunately you were assigned to the high-level area to be born, so please be sorry!"

No, no Novice Village?Higher district?

At this time, Miaomiaoxianbei's explanation before going offline came to mind again, and now Hudun understood why he was asked to accept the task in the city, and he was killed in seconds as soon as he left the city gate, and he was beaten?hateful!It must be the transparent person who is jealous of how handsome brother is!

He habitually flipped Q's hairy bangs, thinking that the female swordsman just now seemed to be a great beauty, but it's a pity that he didn't have the chance to strike up a conversation!After wiping away tears of remorse, he opened the map again with high spirits, ready to find an NPC to take on the mission!

Known as a meat shield, his real name is Aiden Monduffy, he is the most handsome man in the world who can't be beaten to death, can be revived immediately, and has 100% Xiaoqiang attributes. Even the NPCs in the whole game have to abuse him thousands of times This handsome guy is not afraid anymore!

Go!Meat Shield Afro!

postscript:

Don't provoke NPC casually~ AWA

In short, this one is just to see how this Aiden chases his wife in a stupid way ~ WWW

There is no doubt that the Taibei brothers flashed all the way, Beibei is completely cute and sold to the end! XDDDDD (#

★【Lingjia Zoo Series】

1. Huaxin Leopard Eating Rabbit Project - Fu Mo X Ling Xiaotu (title of the work: Little Rabbit Does Not Eat Turning Back Grass)

2. Blind Dates of Big Cats and Kittens - Titus X Labelle

3. Little Strong Stars Also Court - Aiden X Silen (Title: Don't Come With Exploding Heads)

2. The practice of adultery

>>>If you lose, you will gain, let's see how the meat shield's explosive head realizes the way of survival of Opus!

"[Tips for system love] In the world of "Opus", no matter the cause of the player's death is being killed by a boss, being killed by a monster, or being killed by a player, neither experience nor equipment will be lost. It will only reset your stamina and satiety to zero after being reborn at the resurrection point, and you only need to eat and rest for a while to recover, so please die with peace of mind~?"

"No wonder you feel weak all over the body." The meat shield turned off the system prompt panel, looked at the stamina bar recovering at a turtle speed and the empty satiety, then glanced at the task NPC not far away, and then looked back at the nearby The Resurrection Pool, my God!It took him 3 minutes to move this much, and he couldn't help but scratch his head afflictively.

When he first entered the game, the system didn't even give him an apple as a newcomer gift. Where did he get food to satisfy his hunger?Rubbing his grunting stomach helplessly, he caught a glimpse of a big tree beside the road, which seemed to be a good place to rest in the shade. Why don't you recover your strength first, and then try to find something to eat.He dragged his heavy steps slowly towards the big tree, and just stepped into the shade of the tree, he suddenly felt a heavy knock on the top of his head, and there was only a drop of blood left on the blood strip in an instant, his legs went limp and he fell to the ground, A large round object also fell to the ground and cracked, revealing bright red flesh and juice.

"Ding!" The system voice also sounded at this time, "Congratulations to player Afro, the meat shield, who survived a heavy blow from a melon flying from outside the sky, got a watermelon, experience value 1200, and learned the special skill "Head is Strong" Level 1."

"Ding! Congratulations to player Afro, the meat shield, who has reached level [-], please continue to work hard! Chumi~"

Can this also upgrade learning skills?After a while of embarrassment, the meat shield swallowed his saliva staring at the sweet and fruity watermelon in front of him. Since the system said that the watermelon was his, it should be edible, right?But where did this watermelon come from?He picked up the big watermelon with both hands and gnawed it, looked up curiously, almost choked to death by the truth, and jumped out in shock, "Wow! How can a watermelon grow on a tree?! How can a watermelon grow on a tree if it falls? Don't beat people to death?"

"Haha, quite a few people were accidentally crushed to death under this tree." An old man who witnessed passing by squeezed his beard and smiled. ah."

Ah?Don't tell me that this afro head actually has the effect of reducing damage...

"Ding!" The system voice sounded again, "Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, who got the speed of piercing the cecum +10."

The meat shield twitched his mouth speechlessly, and then looked at the status bar, only to notice that his stamina and satiety had returned to full after the upgrade, so he put the watermelon back into the glove bag, wiped his juice-stained hands on his pants, He ran towards the old man in a fart, and raised a big smile without thinking, "Hey, buddy! Is there a task that doesn't kill monsters that you recommend?"

"Don't fight monsters?" The old man stared at his Zhaizhai glasses that were so reflective that he couldn't see his eyes clearly for a while, then nodded clearly: "It's a newborn dwarf, it's really hard work here, how about this, the old man has something How about asking for your help?"

So this Abo is an NPC?The meat shield stretched its neck and looked up and down, but couldn't see the difference between the old man and the player. Could it be that the glasses also have the effect of covering up some information?He scratched his head and thought, although Abo is not the quest NPC indicated on the map, there is no harm in accepting it, so he nodded frantically and said, "No problem! Leave it to me!"

"That would be great." The old man wrinkled his face happily, "The old man's little grandson is going to celebrate his birthday, can you help me collect twenty Gu Gu Gu eggs? It's at Gu Gu Gu at the southeast corner. It can be collected from the farm.”

"Egg picking, easy!"

"Ding!" At the same time as the system voice explained, it also jumped out of the task description panel, "Congratulations to player Afro, the meat shield, for triggering the [special task] "Cuckoo Eggs Full of Love", please caress twenty Just googoo, until Googoo gives birth to a googoo egg, press the "Confirm" button and the timer will start."

love...wait!Any weird verbs mixed in?Is my brother's Chinese understanding wrong?The meat shield stared blankly at the panel, stared at the smiling old man for a few seconds, and then pressed the confirm button half-understood.Well, it should be like petting a kitten or a puppy, how difficult will it be?

Facts have proved that if the task is so simple, it is not called a special task.

"OhmyGod! Don't poke any more!" The messy meat shield held a little Gugu in his hand, dodging around and fleeing in the small Gugu field, with two on his head. Gugu, one standing on his shoulder, three on his trousers, and a large group of Gugu chasing after him, each of them kept poking him vigorously with their beaks, except for the one in his hand whose cheeks were touched The bright red little Gu Guwai.

The so-called Cuckoo is a yellow round chick with a level of one. It is a very docile and cute non-active monster. It can also be kept as a pet, but it is only used for companionship and entertainment, without the ability to assist in combat. The Cuckoo it produces Eggs can be used as food materials, or they can be hatched separately to become new Googoo.

The above is the information obtained by Hudun, but the strange thing is that when he walked into the googoo field with the mood of playing with small animals, the cute googoos who were taking a leisurely walk suddenly had red eyes They all rushed towards him and poked him wildly. Although the damage value was only deducted by one, his level was only level four, and it was difficult to parry being attacked by twenty Googoo in a row, so he had to pick up a Googoo in a panic and put it in his palm. touch, while running around the farm.

"Please! Just give me a touch, why are you so angry?" Apparently he didn't notice how easily his words could be misunderstood, the meat shield was almost roaring with tears, and he didn't care about being attracted by the onlookers The crowd giggled, and they just wanted to finish touching twenty Goo Goo quickly so that they could get rid of this group of runaway little things.

"Hmm~?" Seeing the little pink love hearts and panting sounds kept floating out of his palm, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. He didn't expect that his brother who has been in love with beauties for many years would even extend his wolf hand to non-human creatures day, oh my!Brother definitely has no animal fetish!

At this time, he didn't know that he was on the headlines of the World Channel——

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: report!There is a cauliflower head who is chasing and beating for teasing Goo~』

『[World] I feed everyone, everyone feeds me: What the hell can cauliflower and Gu Gu do? 』

『[World] What the hell: Who wants to mess with me? O mouth O

『[World] Who: I didn't want to do anything! ＝.＝』

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: Ah!The head of cauliflower is about to be turned by the googoos! 』

"...That head can't be the pig's head, right?" Miaomiao Xianbei stared at the World Channel dumbfounded. He didn't expect that he was just going offline to discuss a report with his classmates. When he came back, he saw the news and immediately felt sorry for him. The unilateral self-proclaimed brother Gan was sweating.He turned his head to look at the person beside him in black lines, and asked hesitantly, "Brother, do we not need to bother with him anymore?"

The incomparably cold and incomparable fairy demon priest, after turning off all the channels with a soft snort, stretched out his hand to stroke the head of the cute little cat demon, and said with a smile that could no longer be gentle: "Baby, reading takes a lot of brain power, don't get close to those who are too stupid." People, so as not to be infected with stupid IQ.”

"Oh."

So, the two brothers who originally planned to go back to Dabushi City to help guide people to upgrade once again let go of the "stupid" meat shield of friendship.

Four hours of game time is equivalent to one hour of real time. After finally collecting twenty Gugu eggs at the last moment, the meat shield escaped from the Gugu field with a sigh of relief, and went straight to the old man's residence to do business without looking back.

Walking out of the house amid the sound of thanks, he put his waist down and looked up at the blue sky and white clouds of Dabushi City, and let out a big breath, "Ah! It feels really good to go up several levels in a row!"

The special task is indeed a special task. Although the process is arduous and weird, the rich rewards are different. Not only did he rise to level [-] in one go, but he also gained the favor of the entire city. He gave birth to several times more Gugu eggs than in previous years through physical training, so that everyone will not have to worry about having no eggs to eat within a year." Regarding this, he really realized that "God has closed a door for you, and you will come back again." Opening a window for you" reason, inexplicably hated by small animals, but liked by so many NPCs, it seems that only human beings can understand how handsome he is!

In addition, he also got a rather strange system prompt - "Because of caressing Gugu 20 times, and accumulated enough ambiguous times, the "Amorous Love Cultivation Mechanism" was successfully activated." 』What is this?Let’s just say I’m not a zoophile!Where did the ambiguous adultery come from?Could it be that my Chinese reading ability has deteriorated?

Silently wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, he opened the storage bag to check other extra rewards, including five "Googoo Chawansteam" that instantly filled his satiety and stamina, ten bottles of red and blue potions for nourishing blood and magic, pink A weapon called... "The Little Hand of Love"?

Curiously, he took out Ai's little hand and saw that the handle was slender and flexible, with a palm-shaped sheet at the top, which swayed up and down with the waving of his arm. He was stunned for three seconds before bursting out. Pertinent conclusion: "Isn't this a fly swatter! Can it be considered a weapon?"

"Of course, no matter what it is, as long as it is used properly, it will be a very powerful weapon."

Oh, what a beautiful voice!Hudun heard the sound and looked around with a smile, and saw a sweet-looking elf girl who happened to be smiling and looking at his... afro head, which made him tremble in his heart, and shouted loudly in his brain - "Finally Someone knows how to appreciate brother's handsome face!"

He suppressed his excitement, raised his head and flicked his Q-hair bangs, skillfully put on a handsome smile, and said to the girl in his usual charming deep voice: "What does the beauty say?" After finishing speaking, he couldn't help secretly praising himself He acted handsome, but forgot that his appearance at the moment, in the eyes of everyone, he was nothing but a fool.

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