When he said, "How embarrassing?", he caught a glimpse of Xiaoyu staring at the delicacies with glowing eyes, and immediately swallowed back the words on the tip of his tongue. The deacon's dad called this for the dear young master, so he didn't mean to hold them back. !
As the saying goes, a foodie is still a foodie when it comes to a mosaic. The only difference is that this foodie NPC eats more elegantly than a cat monster snack. Although Hudun and Salem also love food, they are still within the range of normal people. If you eat food, you will be full.Therefore, in the following time, they just chatted with each other, and this chat also led to the task.
"There was a case here recently, but I'm busy with business recently, so I really can't get away from it." Xiao Hei said at the same time, scooping up a bowl of chicken soup, and feeding it to Xiao Yu. The tenderness and pampering really gave them a sense of sight. I really wanted to ask the other party if I would like to marry a teddy bear. Maybe I could ask each other how to teach each other how to be a baby daddy, and jointly open an Opus baby daddy training class. Not bad.
"Since I happened to meet you, I wonder if I could ask the two of you for help?" Dad Xiao Hei finished speaking, and then picked up the fish with his chopsticks, and fed it to Xiao Yu, who seemed to have a handicapped hand.
Daddy is really busy, he's so busy falling in love, feeding his sweetheart and eating food, he has no time to investigate the case, it's hard work!Anyway, the NPC is just looking for an excuse to send the mission to the player, otherwise what would they do?The two who were silently complaining at the same time saw that the other party seemed to be waiting for their response, so they quickly smiled enthusiastically, "Just speak up."
The content of the case is quite a criminal investigation drama of investigating a murder case, although the deceased is a chicken and not a human being.Recently, mysterious chicken thieves appeared in the chicken farm in the southeastern area of Mosaic. Every night, a chicken disappeared. The next morning, someone found the dead body outside the south gate. The dead chicken had two tooth holes in its neck and was drained of blood. Preliminary inspections did not find any suspicious clues, only the smell of non-living people was detected on the chicken carcass, so it was judged as an unnatural case and handed over to the underworld agents for further investigation.
The task of Hudun and Salem is very simple, that is to guard the chickens deliberately arranged as bait by the underworld, and find out the truth behind this incident.Xiao Hei gave them a teleportation scroll, saying that after the investigation, the scroll would send them back for return.
So, in the dead of night, the meat shield and Salem, plus a little bat that was full of sleep, nested together in the haystack, staring straight at the chicken that was dozing in the chicken coop not far away.
"Poor chicken, it's about to be sacrificed." The meat shield couldn't help mourning for the innocent creature.
"Yeah, it's a pity that it can't be baked and eaten." Little Bat echoed, rubbing against Xiaoqiang's tentacles.After leaving Hell for a long time, he was very excited to be able to participate in Hell operations again.
"You two be quiet." Salem couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
"Ah, something seems to be coming." The meat shield with the best eyesight pushed down the reflective glasses, and frowned Xiaoxin's thick eyebrows suspiciously, "Huh? The ones crawling around on the ground don't look like people."
"Really? I'll go take a look." The little bat immediately flew over invisibly, and after a while it flew back as if frightened, hugging Xiaoqiang's tentacles, crying and trembling, "Woooooooo, yes, it's such a scary thing ah!"
The two were startled when they heard that this little bat was always arrogant and fearless, and sometimes he was afraid like this. It can be seen that the opponent should be a difficult opponent, so he also became nervous.
Just as they waited with bated breath, the visitor was getting closer and closer. Five slender figures were twisting on the ground with their teeth and claws waving. !Isn't it just five snakes?It's still not much of a normal size!
As a result, the little bat was discriminated against gorgeously.
"Bastard! Don't you know that snakes are the natural enemy of bats?" The little bat trembled with tears in dissatisfaction, but in the end it was only met with sympathetic stroking from Xiaoqiang's tentacles. As expected, only the strong are the best~"
Doesn't this bat know they're lurking?Seren ordered in a low voice with veins on his forehead: "Xiao Qiang tell Xiao Bat to shut up!"
In the next second, there was a pink love heart and the sound of chirping kisses floating above the explosive head.
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They no longer wanted to study how the mouthless Xiaoqiang kissed the little bat. They tried to ignore the hot young couple and continued to observe the actions of the five snakes. It's too weird to draw blood and throw it outside the city!
After discussing with the team frequently, they decided to follow up.At this time, the five snakes had successfully rolled up the chicken coop and twisted out, and the two immediately followed carefully keeping a distance. After turning into an inconspicuous street and passing through two or three small alleys, they came to a Near the entrance of the underground passage.
Along the way, the bait chickens blew lowly from time to time, but the southeast area is relatively remote and deserted, and there is no one in the middle of the night at this moment, so the path is also extremely secret, not to mention NPCs, even players rarely come and go, so no one is always there It was discovered that until they stepped into the underground passage, a trembling exclamation suddenly sounded.
"Oh my god! This, this is the snake's lair, I don't want to go in!" The little bat pulled Xiaoqiang's tentacles in horror to fly out, and the meat shield's hair was also pulled for a while, and he almost screamed in pain.And this commotion finally disturbed the five snakes, and two of them hissed excitedly.
"Oops, they're asking for help!" Salem glared angrily at the little bat that caused trouble, and quickly summoned two spiritual pets to prepare for the fight.
Sure enough, there were hissing noises coming from all directions. In the dark space, pairs of glowing snake eyes approached them from every corner. This scene scared the little bat again and attracted more snakes.
"What should we do now?" Facing so many snakes at once, Salem couldn't help but get goosebumps, praying that the meat shield would trigger some special situation.
Unfortunately, this time they were not so lucky.
The meat shield looked around the arched snakes in cold sweat. The levels ranged from level 75 to level [-]. Judging from this number and the narrow terrain here, it is by no means that they can easily attack them with a knight and a thin-skinned summoner. Solved the battle.Seeing that the five snakes who stole the chicken were about to take the opportunity to flee, he simply waved his little hand of love, and after skyrocketing his hatred value, he dragged the whole nest of angry snakes and ran away, while not forgetting to turn around and shout: "Little one!" Ren continue to follow, I will lead them away!"
"Be careful." Knowing that this was the only chance to continue the mission, Salem could only focus on following the five snakes no matter how worried he was.Fortunately, although the tunnel is dark, it is not so dark that it is impossible to see. I only hope that the meat shield can escape and come back smoothly, so as to avoid another level that he cannot solve alone.
Gritting his teeth and running wildly, the meat shield was worried that the snakes would affect the people in the city, especially the NPCs who must not be messed with, so he rushed to the outside of the city gate desperately, and swung at the snakes from time to time to confirm that he had enough hatred The value is so that Siren can sneak in smoothly.
He ran all the way to the southern grassland, and he was attracted by that exploding head. It was almost a miracle in history, so that he once again appeared on the World Channel gorgeously——
『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: report!The cauliflower head not only evolved to grow tentacles, but also had a lot of fun with the group P! 』
From the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of the meat shield on the World Channel, almost crying, what group P?Brother, this is a sacrifice for love, okay?You people just stand and watch the fun, and don't come to help out, it's so uninteresting!
Maybe it was too exaggerated to lure monsters, none of the passing players dared to help, until a fierce sword qi hit, and the low monsters stunned the high monsters in seconds, the meat shield finally breathed a sigh of relief, He raised his head and smiled at the visitor, "Thank you...huh? You're a bluffing beauty!"
"Hey, I saw this one of yours from a long way away..." Hu Lan withdrew his sword for a while and looked at it, and immediately burst out laughing, "Hahahahaha! My mother! How did you become a cockroach? "
"...It's a long story." Hudun was about to cry again, but when he saw the stunned snakes were about to wake up, he changed the subject, "Is there a way to trap the snakes without killing them? "
"Ah?"
"Hurry up! Don't let them return to their nests or respawn, or my wife will be in danger!" The meat shield anxiously looked into the bag, hoping to find useful tools.
"Oh, yes." Hearing the key words, he enthusiastically took out a few bottles of familiar white potion, "Remember this?"
Feign Death Potion!The meat shield took it overjoyed, "Quickly pour them down!"
There were so many snakes, it would not be enough to fill one bottle with one snake, so after I got stunned by the sword energy again, they poured the medicine in a compromised amount to see if it would have some effect and delay the time, and the system lived up to expectations rang.
"Ding! The player's meat shield Afro and the player are bluffing, and successfully put the snake group in the underground tunnel into a hibernation state for one hour. Please seize the time and continue the mission as soon as possible."
"Great!" After throwing a team invitation to the gossip-looking bluff, the meat shield called out the donkey cart and shared the task, "Get in the cart, I'll explain it to you on the way."
"Hey, is your wife that elf beauty?" Of course I would gossip about adultery, and I immediately jumped into the donkey cart happily, but when I saw the team list, I suddenly shouted in shock: "I (beep——)! No Will you?"
Salem on the other side was stalking the five snakes with all his heart, marking the way with special paint so that the meat shield could come back and follow them, so he didn't pay attention to the team information for a while.When he finally walked through the winding underground passage and came to a cave that seemed to be inhabited, there were tables, chairs, sofas, refrigerators, laptops and routers inside?
Uh... do snakes have hands to play with computers and surf the Internet?For some reason, he thought of this question at this moment, and Salem shook his head and continued to follow.
Through the passage behind the living room, you come to an inner room that looks like a bedroom. The decoration in the room is very simple, there is only a luxurious double king-size bed, and the dark red silk quilt looks very comfortable.I saw a giant python at least 15 meters long on the bed. Its thick torso was wider than an adult man. The rare pattern proved that it was definitely not an ordinary thing.
Salem quietly called out the pet steward to check the data, but there was a row of question marks and a warning of "do not tame". It seems that it is a very special boss, right?According to past experience, this one is definitely not easy to fight!
He wiped off his cold sweat, and decided to observe secretly first, and wait for the meat shield to come. Anyway, the mission only said to find out the truth, and didn't say what must be solved. Maybe it's just a matter of seeing the process of the incident clearly.So, after giving a brief overview on the team channel, he continued to stare at the development in the room, ignoring someone's call on the channel.
At this time, the five snakes worked together to hand the chicken coop to the giant python, and the giant python took out the fluttering chicken with its unexpectedly dexterous snake tail, and opened its mouth to kill the chicken for blood with its sharp teeth.The crowing of the dying cock made Salem feel a little unbearable to watch, so he had to temporarily look away until he was patted on the shoulder.
The meat shield is back?He turned his head to look overjoyed in his heart, and it turned out to be an unexpected person, so he couldn't help being taken aback, "Why is it you?"
"I just want to ask you, this world is too small!" Hu Lan still had an unbelievable expression, and the volume couldn't help but increase, "I never thought you would be with the big head!"
"How could you be with the meat shield..." Salem looked at the staring face of the meat shield suspiciously. The little bat on the explosive head had already fainted from foaming at the mouth, and he realized that something seemed to have been forgotten , and immediately looked back into the room with black lines on his face, and sure enough, he saw the giant python and the five snakes glaring at them with their swollen and snapping necks.
"Oh shit! I forgot that I'm on a mission now." Hu Lan took the lead and took out his giant sword and slammed into the room. There was no guilt at all, but he was still a little bit excited, "Come on, I've been too busy to go online recently, It's time to warm up!"
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She really is a heroine!
With an extra swordsman with heavy injuries and blood, it stands to reason that this battle should not be too miserable.However, although the five snakes are common monsters, their level is 85. It took a long time to clear them first, not to mention that they also have a giant python boss with an unknown level.
This Boss not only has thick skin and thick flesh, but also has a disproportionately high attack speed in proportion to his size. A flick of his tail can throw the meat shield into a mess. What's worse, its sharp teeth can secrete venom, and once bitten, it will be paralyzed Two seconds and continuous blood loss, although there is an antidote to remove the state, but it is necessary to detoxify and pour red medicine to replenish blood at every turn, which fully reflects the importance of priests, but they do not have priests at this time, and the wind elves of Salem are also in the boss battle. Can't play a big role.
"I (beep——) he (beep——) (beep——) (beep——)! Is this blind snake so hard to cut?" After finally clearing five snakes, one of them jumped into the belly of the snake Swinging the sword at several weak points, using several great skills, she accidentally scratched her arm by the snake's teeth, making her stiff and paralyzed and almost fell, but she didn't see much blood from the giant python, and the wounds were so rare that she could hardly see it. No, she was so angry that she burst into swear words that were automatically silenced by the system.
"Calm down." Salem reluctantly threw a bottle of red potion to her, while instructing Fire Qilin to strengthen its attack.He found that although the damage value of the magic attack to the giant python was high, it was still more than half less than usual. This is really not a normal phenomenon. Could it be that this level cannot be solved by force?
"Fuck! Can the big head hold up?"
Hearing the bluffing inquiry, Salem realized that the meat shield hadn't been freed from the bondage. The whole dwarf's body was tightly bound by the thick snake tail, and only a green head was exposed, which was bumping around with the snake tail. He suddenly didn't know what to do. You should still worry about laughing.
"It's, it's okay..." The meat shield barely pulled out his left hand, and poured the red potion with great pains while shaking violently.From the very beginning of the fight, he was stared at by the giant python, and he just waved his little hand of love, and a tail flying from the sky swept him upside down. A series of shaking and shaking made him feel that his stomach was also rolling in reality.
"No, this boss's defense is too high. I won't see any blood no matter where I cut it." I found that the giant python had never moved half a step to make an extra attack except for using its snake tail to abuse the meat shield and use offense as defense, so I took a few steps back and paused. Offensively, with one hand akimbo and the giant sword on the shoulder, with a thick line facing the python directly, not afraid that the other party will suddenly reach out and bite her, "Brother Lun, what housekeeper of yours can't find the information?"
"The information is unknown." Salem shook his head and said distressedly, thinking that if only the teddy bear was there, the tactician should be able to see more information than the pet steward.Seeing that the giant python turned to attack Huo Qilin as soon as Hu Lan backed away, he also canceled the fire unicorn's combat command, "It seems that this boss can't be beaten?"
"Then what are we going to use? Prescribing medicine?" Hua Lan turned to look at the giant python that had stopped attacking. The vicious snake face was still grinning and issued a strong warning to them. what?"
"I don't know." Looking at the flesh shield with blood bars up and down, Salem was also at a loss, completely unaware of how to proceed with this task.The other end of the meat shield, who was in ecstasy in the bundle of snake tails, had already lost his mind and was not on the same line of thought as the two of them.
The bluffing beauty is called Brother Xiao Lun, so Xiao Lun compares the bluffing beauty to Luo?I remember that Hu Lan is married and has a child, he should be at least 25 years old, I wonder how old Xiao Lun is?Xiao Lun never talked about his own affairs, and now brother finally had a chance to inquire about it!
The meat shield's mind fluttered for a while before returning to the present.There's really no way to get stuck like this!After he pulled out his right hand with great effort, he supported the snake tail with both hands, intending to try his best to break free from the restraint.
Just when he was blushing and about to lift himself up, he glanced down, and landed on the big bed under the python's body - on the dark red silk pillow, the long wine red hair was scattered randomly, and at first glance It feels like it's trying to blend in with the sheets.But what really made his eyes shine and the radar in his brain kept ringing was the indistinguishable and beautiful face on the pillow!
So, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and exclaimed: "Ah! Big snake, you are not protecting this Sleeping Beauty, are you? The beauty is very pale, is she sick?"
"Ding!" The system finally issued a pleasant notification sound, "Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, for seeing through the python's mind and triggering the task plot of [Underworld Reconnaissance Mission] "Who Killed the Chicken?", plus the team has achieved additional conditions , "Who Killed the Chicken?" The mission plot has changed to a special turning plot, please talk to the NPC to continue the mission."
It really needs a special solution!
After being relieved, Salem glanced angrily at the meat shield that was put down by the giant python, and hummed silently in his heart, he would pay attention to the beauty's bastard!
postscript:
Afro finally took a small step toward the goal of the three-dimensional meeting WWW
Dole is finally coming out~ XDD
[Next Part Preview] "Beauty Comes Jealous" Meat Shield heroically donates blood, Xiao Lun is going to be jealous!The word count is about four to five thousand, and it is estimated to be published on Wednesday morning.
20-3. Beauty comes to be jealous
>>>Saw a little beauty again, the dwarf was excited again, the married beauty decided to hit the afro's head with a vinegar bucket!
"Hmm... it smells...human blood...?"
After a weak moan, a pair of slender white hands caressed the snake's body, and the giant python retreated to the bedside and lowered its head to rub its master.After confirming that the giant python was back in combat mode and two green question marks appeared above its head, the three stepped forward to check with confidence.
The Sleeping Beauty on the bed opened her eyes and sat up leisurely, the messy nightgown slightly revealing her flat white and tender chest, the slightly sleepy purple eyes blurred with seductive charm, and the pink and tender mouth looked at the person coming Qing Yang's sweet smile immediately excited a certain two people.
Woohoo!Stunning!The beauties in this game are so happy!The meat shield's heart was so boiling that it could spin hundreds of times around the earth.
Goose hehehe!Stunner!Another beautiful little old woman must catch up with the CP!The madness of the rotten brain is so rotten that even the black hole of the universe can't help being nervous.
Speechlessly glanced at the two people who were clearly out of their minds, Sai Lun couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, it's okay for Xiao Hu, a rotten girl, to be saved, but the dead pig is still staring at her with a sullen expression, it's really impressive Big fire!With a slightly cold face, he took a step forward, blocked the meat shield's vision, and asked softly, "Who are you? Why do you allow your pets to kill other people's chickens?"
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Sleeping Beauty didn't answer, but just watched silently with a smile... Uh, it seems that she just stared at the front and let go. Could it be that she asked the wrong question?The three of them looked at each other with a question mark, then switched to meat shields and tried to ask: "Is there something wrong with the beauty?"
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No response?So Chang Lan stepped forward, "Xiao Shou...I mean, can you at least say your name?"
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Strange, this is the first time I have encountered such a mission NPC who does not make a sound!They fell into a state of no clue again, until the giant python leaned up to rub against the owner's face, Sleeping Beauty blinked in embarrassment, and laughed in an extremely lazy soft voice: "Ah, sorry, I fell asleep again .”
Now they are speechless—sleep, sleep?Did this person just open his eyes?Still smiling!can you sleep in such condition?Is this some kind of magical skill?wrong!This classmate, you obviously just woke up, right?How can I sleep again?
"May I ask you what's the matter... huh?" Sleeping Beauty tilted her head and asked in doubt, staring at the python for a few seconds as if suddenly interrupted, and then looked at them suddenly, "Ah, Ah Snake did such a thing. What happened, I'm really sorry... Phew..."
Wasn't that whisper just now...
Sleeping Beauty opened her eyes and was in a daze with a smile on her face again, and the giant python with a question mark on her head turned into "A Snake" pushed the master, and he continued to answer: "Si has brought you trouble... Ah, I'm sorry I forgot to say, I have a problem with falling asleep accidentally."
Don't you worry about falling asleep?
The meat shield and Salem didn't know what to think anymore, but they raised the corners of their mouths in a strange arc in silence, "Hey, what a delicate and easily overwhelmed little shou!"
"Actually, this was a misunderstanding, Ah Snake did it for... huh..."
Asleep again, right?
This time, everyone was calm.Rou Dun simply went to the living room and moved chairs in, and the three of them sat down together, took out food and waited while eating.So, in the intermittent explanations that Sleeping Beauty dozed off from time to time, they finally learned the truth of the whole thing——
It turns out that Sleeping Beauty's name is Dole, and she is a vampire, the so-called vampire.Due to financial constraints, he bought cheap blood bags online a few days ago, but accidentally met an unscrupulous businessman, causing him to drink the unscrupulous blood bag containing dead people's blood by mistake and fell into a coma due to poisoning.As the guardian spirit, Ah Snake didn't understand what was going on. He only knew that the owner was sick from drinking the blood bag, so he didn't know what to do. He couldn't speak and naturally he couldn't ask for help. He was afraid that the owner would starve to death during the coma, so he ordered the little snake They stole animal blood everywhere to feed him, and the animal blood closest to here was the chickens from the chicken farm.
After working on it for a long time, it is an oolong case caused by the blood safety issue!No, the point is, do you have to rely on online shopping for blood bags to survive?Shouldn't the general blood race mysteriously and elegantly seduce some unlucky ghost to donate blood and then leave with a meal?How ugly is the blood race in this game?They really don't know what to complain about. Who designed this game setting?Stand up and let everyone despise you!
"How did the Doer beauty wake up just now?" Hudun asked as he kneaded the little bat that was still in a coma.
"Someone smells like blood, I..." Dole fell asleep again with his eyes open, and was woken up by A Snake three seconds later and continued: "I haven't drank fresh human blood for a long time, I miss the taste so much, so I woke up when I smelled it. "
Well, that's kind of like what a vampire would say.After the three complained silently, they took a look at the wound on the arm and the swelling on the meat shield's head, "Damn! If we weren't injured, wouldn't we just stay there forever?"
"No, I think the meat shield's discovery of Dole is the main thing, and someone is injured and bleeding is transferred to this plot, but I don't know what it means." Salem replied in a low voice.
After listening to their discussion, the meat shield scratched his head, "Could it be that you want to drink human blood to detoxify the blood of the dead?"
"Yeah, I just need to drink a mouthful of clean living blood..." Dole was silently dazed as he spoke, the smile on the corner of his mouth never faded, it is really a must-have skill for students to doze off in class!
"In the end, we still need to donate blood. Come, come, suck it!" Hulu took off the armband boldly, exposing the arm cut by snake teeth, and what he thought was-hmm, sucked my old lady blood, from now on, Mei Xiaoshou will owe his old lady a debt, and then go hehehehe...
"Your laughter reveals something." She really understands the bad habit of bluffing. After coolly revealing the truth, Salem also rolled up her sleeves.
"You all wait!" Hu Dun stood up with a serious face, a pair of thick little new brows almost knit together, "Of course a man should do this kind of thing, how can a woman do it?"
Salem raised his eyebrows coldly, dare he not be a man anymore?However, before he could make a sound, Hu Dun turned his head and stared at him again, smiling very softly, "Xiao Lun is brother's sweetheart, so of course I can't let you get hurt."
Unexpectedly, this guy would say that suddenly, Seren was stunned for a moment, his inexplicably hot chest made him not know how to respond for a while, and he stared half angrily after he noticed the gossip-filled gaze. The meat shield glanced, "It's up to you."
"Hey, is someone shy?" Of course, Hulan didn't miss this rare opportunity to tease Salem, and immediately nudged him with his elbow in a very careless manner, while repeating in a smirk, "Darling~"
"Don't make a fuss." Salem pushed back helplessly, but when she saw Hu Lan's eyes full of hints, she felt all kinds of panic in her heart, please don't make any noise about this girl again, it's not that she doesn't know his situation.
ah ah!The shy little Lun is super cute!Looking at the blushing Salem, the meat shield was so satisfied that he wanted to hug the beauty he loved tightly.It's a pity that they are not yet in a formal relationship, so he can't help sighing that if he knew earlier, he wouldn't have messed with his appearance!
After deciding who to donate blood, Hudun took off his armor, borrowed a knife from Hulan, and bravely cut a big cut on his wrist, then poured blood into the bowl he found from Salem, and started from scratch. He didn't say a word until the end, he was really a real man!
Seeing the meat shield gritted his teeth and endured the pain, and his forehead was covered with sweat, Salem couldn't bear it.Although the wound can be wiped off by the system after a while, it is really painful during the waiting period!So, he quickly took out the highest-grade wound medicine and gently applied the medicine to the meat shield.That gentle and caring appearance made Hudun feel that all these sacrifices were worth it, and the smirk on his face became even more idiotic.
Puchi!This pair will probably have a problem sooner or later.The onlookers picked up the bowl with a bluffing chuckle, without disturbing the couple, and walked towards Doer who was "in a daze" leaning against A snake, who knew——
"Sorry, I didn't have time to finish." Sleeping Beauty, who was finally awakened by A Snake, blinked her sleepy eyes, and said innocently: "No dwarf blood, pure human blood is necessary, and it doesn't need much, as long as One drop will cleanse."
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I go!Can you stop falling asleep at critical times?Please send a mission to treat this vampire's severe narcolepsy!
"Ah, have you already collected so much blood? Mr. Dwarf, you are so kind. In order not to waste food, I will definitely save your blood and taste it with gratitude every day!" Dole said Holding the bowl of blood with emotion on his face, his innocent tone was like that of a pure little sheep, almost spitting blood on the meat shield that has always pitied the beauty, even though the content of the words was quite curious.
Squinting and smiling like a mentally retarded pig's head, Salem threw away the hand of the meat shield in disgust, and said coldly, "Xiao Hu, finish the mission quickly."
Huh?What's wrong with Xiaolun?The meat shield stared blankly in bewilderment, and he didn't know that he was also stared at several times.
Isn't this stupid guy too careless?Hulan cursed in his heart angrily.She squeezed a drop of blood from the wound on her arm and brought it to Dole's mouth, peeking at Salem from the corner of her eye and laughing secretly, alas, this is the first time I see Brother Lun jealous!
After Dole sucked the blood, a green smoke drifted from the top of his head, and his almost bloodless cheeks became brighter.He took out a small crystal clear white stone from under his pillow, "Since you have disturbed the underworld, please convey the reason and apology on your behalf. This is my token, and they will know it at a glance."
After receiving the token, the system prompts to report back to the underworld to complete the task.Seeing that Dole was in a daze again, they tore open the teleportation scroll without stopping. After a burst of white light, the three of them stood in front of Xiao Hei and Xiao Yu.
At this time, the two NPCs were no longer in the original restaurant, but in a simple and elegant Japanese room.On the low table in the room is a pot of sukiyaki that is full of fragrance but exudes black air. Xiao Yu is nestling in the arms of the deacon, looking at the cooking in the pot with a greedy and nervous expression, while Xiao Hei encourages him in a low voice. After a few words, he looked up at the three people who suddenly appeared, "Is everything done?"
"Yeah, the thing is like this..." Hudun took out Dole's little white stone and explained the ins and outs in detail.
Hu Lan stared at the pair of NPCs with a pair of gossip eyes, excitedly nudged Salem and asked in a low voice: "Hey, is this the legendary Deacon of the Underworld?"
"Don't keep paying attention to this kind of thing." Saleen gave him a helpless look. After a short pause, he asked again, "How do you know?"
"Ah... I'm an intelligence officer, of course I know." Hu Lan obviously froze for a moment before answering, and a trace of guilt flashed in his eyes, which certainly did not escape Salem's eyes.
I think that after the end of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk mission, all the servo players were still at a loss. Hulan already knew the development of the main plot. Seren was so focused on improving his combat skills that he didn't notice the weirdness of Hulan. , Sure enough, it was Miaomiao Senbei who told me.
"Actually..." He hesitated for a while, and finally swallowed what he almost said, and looked at Xiao Hei who took the token, "It's nothing, it seems to be almost done."
Sure enough, after looking at Xiao Baishi for a while, Xiao Hei nodded and said: "It is indeed Dole's token. He is a legally registered peace faction blood clan, and he really does not intend to disrupt the human world. Since it is just a misunderstanding, let us solve the truth." As long as the residents feel at ease, the local government will send another commissioner to take care of him and recommend a legitimate blood bag dealer with a conscience to solve his plight.”
The three fell silent for a moment.
Conscience blood bag Shangle, does this service still exist in the underworld?What about the legally registered peace faction?What about those classified as non-peace camps? The blood race in "Opus" is too miserable. Fortunately, this race was not chosen at the beginning!
When Salem and the meat shield were at a loss for words, they had been bullied by a player's dungeon with a certain blood god, and they all laughed, thinking that they seemed to have understood something.
After successfully completing the task, the rich experience points, bonuses, underworld favorability points, and merit points are not a problem.After walking out of the residence of the two NPCs of Heiyu, she heard that their next plan was the one she feared the most, so she ran away with a changed face, and before leaving, she said: "I won't disturb your date! "
The meat shield was immediately dumbfounded, but Salem stared at the message in the private channel, feeling a headache.
『[Private] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: The one wearing the opposite chain with Brother Lun is that big head, I saw it! AWA'
『[Privacy] You whispered to Bi Xianglu: Don’t make up your mind, you are just friends. 』
Sellen glanced at the meat shield who was driving a donkey cart with a silly smile, and insisted on not crossing that line, not to mention that online dating is too unreliable!
『[Private] Xiang Xianglanxing whispered to you: I didn't make up my mind, didn't Brother Lun find out by himself?I didn't expect you to be so slow~XD』
『[Privacy] You whispered to Xiang Xianglan: I found out earlier, you are rotten and gossip, honestly, how many men have you molested in the game?Ah Quan really worked hard. 』
Salem spat back deftly, choking on the other end's bum for a while.
『[Privacy] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Hmph!Just continue to deny it, be careful you will also be crowned with the tsundere attribute! 』
Proud?Heh, it's far worse than your cousin!Salem raised his eyebrows and poked the sore spot coldly——
『[Privacy] You whispered to the bluffing line: Don’t bother, it’s you who don’t cultivate the attributes of a rotten man too much, so as not to suffocate you in front of your daughter after you go offline. 』
『[Privacy] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Damn! ! ! ! T T Convex
"Puha!" Salem couldn't help laughing.This woman has always been domineering and domineering. When it comes to her daughter's temperament, she is extremely nervous. She is afraid that Xiao Nini will follow her old path and be ridiculed for being too rude and unloved when she grows up.Although he always felt that there was no need to be like this, but in the final analysis, it is the parents' heart, and it is inevitable that they dream that their children can achieve their ideals that they have not been able to achieve. He has also experienced this feeling in his grandmother.
"Is Xiao Lun chatting with Hua Lan?" Hearing the laughter, Hu Dun asked curiously.
"Yeah." Seren responded, and his fingers didn't stop bickering with each other.
"How long have you known each other?"
"It's been ten years, we're old friends." Salem replied casually, but he didn't know that the meat shield had silently counted the age——
Oops!The university has realized that ten years ago, Xiao Lun and his brother are not much different in age. They are similar in age and there is no generation gap in thinking. Sure enough, they are right, hahahaha!
Salem glanced at the guy who suddenly smirked in confusion, then looked back at the private video and sighed again.
『[Private] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: What do you think of meat shields?I think he really likes you. Although he is a bit silly, it is more important to you. 』
I don't know what Xiao Hu is thinking, how can he always help him match things up?Obviously impossible.Salem typed a series of words helplessly.
『[Privacy] You whispered to Xiang Xianglan: You are stupid too, he only likes this character, there is nothing to play on the Internet, if you are serious, don’t make trouble. 』
『[Private] Bi Xianghuaxing whispered to you: Brother Lun, it's time to start a new life. 』
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Salem stared at the typesetting words speechlessly, not knowing what to reply, and felt that he didn't want to talk about this kind of topic again.At this time, there was an angry scream beside him, and it was the little bat who was finally awake and was kicking the exploding head angrily.
"Why didn't the stinky dwarf wake me up? I still want to catch up with Xiao Hei!"
As the saying goes, a foodie is still a foodie when it comes to a mosaic. The only difference is that this foodie NPC eats more elegantly than a cat monster snack. Although Hudun and Salem also love food, they are still within the range of normal people. If you eat food, you will be full.Therefore, in the following time, they just chatted with each other, and this chat also led to the task.
"There was a case here recently, but I'm busy with business recently, so I really can't get away from it." Xiao Hei said at the same time, scooping up a bowl of chicken soup, and feeding it to Xiao Yu. The tenderness and pampering really gave them a sense of sight. I really wanted to ask the other party if I would like to marry a teddy bear. Maybe I could ask each other how to teach each other how to be a baby daddy, and jointly open an Opus baby daddy training class. Not bad.
"Since I happened to meet you, I wonder if I could ask the two of you for help?" Dad Xiao Hei finished speaking, and then picked up the fish with his chopsticks, and fed it to Xiao Yu, who seemed to have a handicapped hand.
Daddy is really busy, he's so busy falling in love, feeding his sweetheart and eating food, he has no time to investigate the case, it's hard work!Anyway, the NPC is just looking for an excuse to send the mission to the player, otherwise what would they do?The two who were silently complaining at the same time saw that the other party seemed to be waiting for their response, so they quickly smiled enthusiastically, "Just speak up."
The content of the case is quite a criminal investigation drama of investigating a murder case, although the deceased is a chicken and not a human being.Recently, mysterious chicken thieves appeared in the chicken farm in the southeastern area of Mosaic. Every night, a chicken disappeared. The next morning, someone found the dead body outside the south gate. The dead chicken had two tooth holes in its neck and was drained of blood. Preliminary inspections did not find any suspicious clues, only the smell of non-living people was detected on the chicken carcass, so it was judged as an unnatural case and handed over to the underworld agents for further investigation.
The task of Hudun and Salem is very simple, that is to guard the chickens deliberately arranged as bait by the underworld, and find out the truth behind this incident.Xiao Hei gave them a teleportation scroll, saying that after the investigation, the scroll would send them back for return.
So, in the dead of night, the meat shield and Salem, plus a little bat that was full of sleep, nested together in the haystack, staring straight at the chicken that was dozing in the chicken coop not far away.
"Poor chicken, it's about to be sacrificed." The meat shield couldn't help mourning for the innocent creature.
"Yeah, it's a pity that it can't be baked and eaten." Little Bat echoed, rubbing against Xiaoqiang's tentacles.After leaving Hell for a long time, he was very excited to be able to participate in Hell operations again.
"You two be quiet." Salem couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
"Ah, something seems to be coming." The meat shield with the best eyesight pushed down the reflective glasses, and frowned Xiaoxin's thick eyebrows suspiciously, "Huh? The ones crawling around on the ground don't look like people."
"Really? I'll go take a look." The little bat immediately flew over invisibly, and after a while it flew back as if frightened, hugging Xiaoqiang's tentacles, crying and trembling, "Woooooooo, yes, it's such a scary thing ah!"
The two were startled when they heard that this little bat was always arrogant and fearless, and sometimes he was afraid like this. It can be seen that the opponent should be a difficult opponent, so he also became nervous.
Just as they waited with bated breath, the visitor was getting closer and closer. Five slender figures were twisting on the ground with their teeth and claws waving. !Isn't it just five snakes?It's still not much of a normal size!
As a result, the little bat was discriminated against gorgeously.
"Bastard! Don't you know that snakes are the natural enemy of bats?" The little bat trembled with tears in dissatisfaction, but in the end it was only met with sympathetic stroking from Xiaoqiang's tentacles. As expected, only the strong are the best~"
Doesn't this bat know they're lurking?Seren ordered in a low voice with veins on his forehead: "Xiao Qiang tell Xiao Bat to shut up!"
In the next second, there was a pink love heart and the sound of chirping kisses floating above the explosive head.
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They no longer wanted to study how the mouthless Xiaoqiang kissed the little bat. They tried to ignore the hot young couple and continued to observe the actions of the five snakes. It's too weird to draw blood and throw it outside the city!
After discussing with the team frequently, they decided to follow up.At this time, the five snakes had successfully rolled up the chicken coop and twisted out, and the two immediately followed carefully keeping a distance. After turning into an inconspicuous street and passing through two or three small alleys, they came to a Near the entrance of the underground passage.
Along the way, the bait chickens blew lowly from time to time, but the southeast area is relatively remote and deserted, and there is no one in the middle of the night at this moment, so the path is also extremely secret, not to mention NPCs, even players rarely come and go, so no one is always there It was discovered that until they stepped into the underground passage, a trembling exclamation suddenly sounded.
"Oh my god! This, this is the snake's lair, I don't want to go in!" The little bat pulled Xiaoqiang's tentacles in horror to fly out, and the meat shield's hair was also pulled for a while, and he almost screamed in pain.And this commotion finally disturbed the five snakes, and two of them hissed excitedly.
"Oops, they're asking for help!" Salem glared angrily at the little bat that caused trouble, and quickly summoned two spiritual pets to prepare for the fight.
Sure enough, there were hissing noises coming from all directions. In the dark space, pairs of glowing snake eyes approached them from every corner. This scene scared the little bat again and attracted more snakes.
"What should we do now?" Facing so many snakes at once, Salem couldn't help but get goosebumps, praying that the meat shield would trigger some special situation.
Unfortunately, this time they were not so lucky.
The meat shield looked around the arched snakes in cold sweat. The levels ranged from level 75 to level [-]. Judging from this number and the narrow terrain here, it is by no means that they can easily attack them with a knight and a thin-skinned summoner. Solved the battle.Seeing that the five snakes who stole the chicken were about to take the opportunity to flee, he simply waved his little hand of love, and after skyrocketing his hatred value, he dragged the whole nest of angry snakes and ran away, while not forgetting to turn around and shout: "Little one!" Ren continue to follow, I will lead them away!"
"Be careful." Knowing that this was the only chance to continue the mission, Salem could only focus on following the five snakes no matter how worried he was.Fortunately, although the tunnel is dark, it is not so dark that it is impossible to see. I only hope that the meat shield can escape and come back smoothly, so as to avoid another level that he cannot solve alone.
Gritting his teeth and running wildly, the meat shield was worried that the snakes would affect the people in the city, especially the NPCs who must not be messed with, so he rushed to the outside of the city gate desperately, and swung at the snakes from time to time to confirm that he had enough hatred The value is so that Siren can sneak in smoothly.
He ran all the way to the southern grassland, and he was attracted by that exploding head. It was almost a miracle in history, so that he once again appeared on the World Channel gorgeously——
『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: report!The cauliflower head not only evolved to grow tentacles, but also had a lot of fun with the group P! 』
From the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of the meat shield on the World Channel, almost crying, what group P?Brother, this is a sacrifice for love, okay?You people just stand and watch the fun, and don't come to help out, it's so uninteresting!
Maybe it was too exaggerated to lure monsters, none of the passing players dared to help, until a fierce sword qi hit, and the low monsters stunned the high monsters in seconds, the meat shield finally breathed a sigh of relief, He raised his head and smiled at the visitor, "Thank you...huh? You're a bluffing beauty!"
"Hey, I saw this one of yours from a long way away..." Hu Lan withdrew his sword for a while and looked at it, and immediately burst out laughing, "Hahahahaha! My mother! How did you become a cockroach? "
"...It's a long story." Hudun was about to cry again, but when he saw the stunned snakes were about to wake up, he changed the subject, "Is there a way to trap the snakes without killing them? "
"Ah?"
"Hurry up! Don't let them return to their nests or respawn, or my wife will be in danger!" The meat shield anxiously looked into the bag, hoping to find useful tools.
"Oh, yes." Hearing the key words, he enthusiastically took out a few bottles of familiar white potion, "Remember this?"
Feign Death Potion!The meat shield took it overjoyed, "Quickly pour them down!"
There were so many snakes, it would not be enough to fill one bottle with one snake, so after I got stunned by the sword energy again, they poured the medicine in a compromised amount to see if it would have some effect and delay the time, and the system lived up to expectations rang.
"Ding! The player's meat shield Afro and the player are bluffing, and successfully put the snake group in the underground tunnel into a hibernation state for one hour. Please seize the time and continue the mission as soon as possible."
"Great!" After throwing a team invitation to the gossip-looking bluff, the meat shield called out the donkey cart and shared the task, "Get in the cart, I'll explain it to you on the way."
"Hey, is your wife that elf beauty?" Of course I would gossip about adultery, and I immediately jumped into the donkey cart happily, but when I saw the team list, I suddenly shouted in shock: "I (beep——)! No Will you?"
Salem on the other side was stalking the five snakes with all his heart, marking the way with special paint so that the meat shield could come back and follow them, so he didn't pay attention to the team information for a while.When he finally walked through the winding underground passage and came to a cave that seemed to be inhabited, there were tables, chairs, sofas, refrigerators, laptops and routers inside?
Uh... do snakes have hands to play with computers and surf the Internet?For some reason, he thought of this question at this moment, and Salem shook his head and continued to follow.
Through the passage behind the living room, you come to an inner room that looks like a bedroom. The decoration in the room is very simple, there is only a luxurious double king-size bed, and the dark red silk quilt looks very comfortable.I saw a giant python at least 15 meters long on the bed. Its thick torso was wider than an adult man. The rare pattern proved that it was definitely not an ordinary thing.
Salem quietly called out the pet steward to check the data, but there was a row of question marks and a warning of "do not tame". It seems that it is a very special boss, right?According to past experience, this one is definitely not easy to fight!
He wiped off his cold sweat, and decided to observe secretly first, and wait for the meat shield to come. Anyway, the mission only said to find out the truth, and didn't say what must be solved. Maybe it's just a matter of seeing the process of the incident clearly.So, after giving a brief overview on the team channel, he continued to stare at the development in the room, ignoring someone's call on the channel.
At this time, the five snakes worked together to hand the chicken coop to the giant python, and the giant python took out the fluttering chicken with its unexpectedly dexterous snake tail, and opened its mouth to kill the chicken for blood with its sharp teeth.The crowing of the dying cock made Salem feel a little unbearable to watch, so he had to temporarily look away until he was patted on the shoulder.
The meat shield is back?He turned his head to look overjoyed in his heart, and it turned out to be an unexpected person, so he couldn't help being taken aback, "Why is it you?"
"I just want to ask you, this world is too small!" Hu Lan still had an unbelievable expression, and the volume couldn't help but increase, "I never thought you would be with the big head!"
"How could you be with the meat shield..." Salem looked at the staring face of the meat shield suspiciously. The little bat on the explosive head had already fainted from foaming at the mouth, and he realized that something seemed to have been forgotten , and immediately looked back into the room with black lines on his face, and sure enough, he saw the giant python and the five snakes glaring at them with their swollen and snapping necks.
"Oh shit! I forgot that I'm on a mission now." Hu Lan took the lead and took out his giant sword and slammed into the room. There was no guilt at all, but he was still a little bit excited, "Come on, I've been too busy to go online recently, It's time to warm up!"
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She really is a heroine!
With an extra swordsman with heavy injuries and blood, it stands to reason that this battle should not be too miserable.However, although the five snakes are common monsters, their level is 85. It took a long time to clear them first, not to mention that they also have a giant python boss with an unknown level.
This Boss not only has thick skin and thick flesh, but also has a disproportionately high attack speed in proportion to his size. A flick of his tail can throw the meat shield into a mess. What's worse, its sharp teeth can secrete venom, and once bitten, it will be paralyzed Two seconds and continuous blood loss, although there is an antidote to remove the state, but it is necessary to detoxify and pour red medicine to replenish blood at every turn, which fully reflects the importance of priests, but they do not have priests at this time, and the wind elves of Salem are also in the boss battle. Can't play a big role.
"I (beep——) he (beep——) (beep——) (beep——)! Is this blind snake so hard to cut?" After finally clearing five snakes, one of them jumped into the belly of the snake Swinging the sword at several weak points, using several great skills, she accidentally scratched her arm by the snake's teeth, making her stiff and paralyzed and almost fell, but she didn't see much blood from the giant python, and the wounds were so rare that she could hardly see it. No, she was so angry that she burst into swear words that were automatically silenced by the system.
"Calm down." Salem reluctantly threw a bottle of red potion to her, while instructing Fire Qilin to strengthen its attack.He found that although the damage value of the magic attack to the giant python was high, it was still more than half less than usual. This is really not a normal phenomenon. Could it be that this level cannot be solved by force?
"Fuck! Can the big head hold up?"
Hearing the bluffing inquiry, Salem realized that the meat shield hadn't been freed from the bondage. The whole dwarf's body was tightly bound by the thick snake tail, and only a green head was exposed, which was bumping around with the snake tail. He suddenly didn't know what to do. You should still worry about laughing.
"It's, it's okay..." The meat shield barely pulled out his left hand, and poured the red potion with great pains while shaking violently.From the very beginning of the fight, he was stared at by the giant python, and he just waved his little hand of love, and a tail flying from the sky swept him upside down. A series of shaking and shaking made him feel that his stomach was also rolling in reality.
"No, this boss's defense is too high. I won't see any blood no matter where I cut it." I found that the giant python had never moved half a step to make an extra attack except for using its snake tail to abuse the meat shield and use offense as defense, so I took a few steps back and paused. Offensively, with one hand akimbo and the giant sword on the shoulder, with a thick line facing the python directly, not afraid that the other party will suddenly reach out and bite her, "Brother Lun, what housekeeper of yours can't find the information?"
"The information is unknown." Salem shook his head and said distressedly, thinking that if only the teddy bear was there, the tactician should be able to see more information than the pet steward.Seeing that the giant python turned to attack Huo Qilin as soon as Hu Lan backed away, he also canceled the fire unicorn's combat command, "It seems that this boss can't be beaten?"
"Then what are we going to use? Prescribing medicine?" Hua Lan turned to look at the giant python that had stopped attacking. The vicious snake face was still grinning and issued a strong warning to them. what?"
"I don't know." Looking at the flesh shield with blood bars up and down, Salem was also at a loss, completely unaware of how to proceed with this task.The other end of the meat shield, who was in ecstasy in the bundle of snake tails, had already lost his mind and was not on the same line of thought as the two of them.
The bluffing beauty is called Brother Xiao Lun, so Xiao Lun compares the bluffing beauty to Luo?I remember that Hu Lan is married and has a child, he should be at least 25 years old, I wonder how old Xiao Lun is?Xiao Lun never talked about his own affairs, and now brother finally had a chance to inquire about it!
The meat shield's mind fluttered for a while before returning to the present.There's really no way to get stuck like this!After he pulled out his right hand with great effort, he supported the snake tail with both hands, intending to try his best to break free from the restraint.
Just when he was blushing and about to lift himself up, he glanced down, and landed on the big bed under the python's body - on the dark red silk pillow, the long wine red hair was scattered randomly, and at first glance It feels like it's trying to blend in with the sheets.But what really made his eyes shine and the radar in his brain kept ringing was the indistinguishable and beautiful face on the pillow!
So, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and exclaimed: "Ah! Big snake, you are not protecting this Sleeping Beauty, are you? The beauty is very pale, is she sick?"
"Ding!" The system finally issued a pleasant notification sound, "Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, for seeing through the python's mind and triggering the task plot of [Underworld Reconnaissance Mission] "Who Killed the Chicken?", plus the team has achieved additional conditions , "Who Killed the Chicken?" The mission plot has changed to a special turning plot, please talk to the NPC to continue the mission."
It really needs a special solution!
After being relieved, Salem glanced angrily at the meat shield that was put down by the giant python, and hummed silently in his heart, he would pay attention to the beauty's bastard!
postscript:
Afro finally took a small step toward the goal of the three-dimensional meeting WWW
Dole is finally coming out~ XDD
[Next Part Preview] "Beauty Comes Jealous" Meat Shield heroically donates blood, Xiao Lun is going to be jealous!The word count is about four to five thousand, and it is estimated to be published on Wednesday morning.
20-3. Beauty comes to be jealous
>>>Saw a little beauty again, the dwarf was excited again, the married beauty decided to hit the afro's head with a vinegar bucket!
"Hmm... it smells...human blood...?"
After a weak moan, a pair of slender white hands caressed the snake's body, and the giant python retreated to the bedside and lowered its head to rub its master.After confirming that the giant python was back in combat mode and two green question marks appeared above its head, the three stepped forward to check with confidence.
The Sleeping Beauty on the bed opened her eyes and sat up leisurely, the messy nightgown slightly revealing her flat white and tender chest, the slightly sleepy purple eyes blurred with seductive charm, and the pink and tender mouth looked at the person coming Qing Yang's sweet smile immediately excited a certain two people.
Woohoo!Stunning!The beauties in this game are so happy!The meat shield's heart was so boiling that it could spin hundreds of times around the earth.
Goose hehehe!Stunner!Another beautiful little old woman must catch up with the CP!The madness of the rotten brain is so rotten that even the black hole of the universe can't help being nervous.
Speechlessly glanced at the two people who were clearly out of their minds, Sai Lun couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, it's okay for Xiao Hu, a rotten girl, to be saved, but the dead pig is still staring at her with a sullen expression, it's really impressive Big fire!With a slightly cold face, he took a step forward, blocked the meat shield's vision, and asked softly, "Who are you? Why do you allow your pets to kill other people's chickens?"
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Sleeping Beauty didn't answer, but just watched silently with a smile... Uh, it seems that she just stared at the front and let go. Could it be that she asked the wrong question?The three of them looked at each other with a question mark, then switched to meat shields and tried to ask: "Is there something wrong with the beauty?"
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No response?So Chang Lan stepped forward, "Xiao Shou...I mean, can you at least say your name?"
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Strange, this is the first time I have encountered such a mission NPC who does not make a sound!They fell into a state of no clue again, until the giant python leaned up to rub against the owner's face, Sleeping Beauty blinked in embarrassment, and laughed in an extremely lazy soft voice: "Ah, sorry, I fell asleep again .”
Now they are speechless—sleep, sleep?Did this person just open his eyes?Still smiling!can you sleep in such condition?Is this some kind of magical skill?wrong!This classmate, you obviously just woke up, right?How can I sleep again?
"May I ask you what's the matter... huh?" Sleeping Beauty tilted her head and asked in doubt, staring at the python for a few seconds as if suddenly interrupted, and then looked at them suddenly, "Ah, Ah Snake did such a thing. What happened, I'm really sorry... Phew..."
Wasn't that whisper just now...
Sleeping Beauty opened her eyes and was in a daze with a smile on her face again, and the giant python with a question mark on her head turned into "A Snake" pushed the master, and he continued to answer: "Si has brought you trouble... Ah, I'm sorry I forgot to say, I have a problem with falling asleep accidentally."
Don't you worry about falling asleep?
The meat shield and Salem didn't know what to think anymore, but they raised the corners of their mouths in a strange arc in silence, "Hey, what a delicate and easily overwhelmed little shou!"
"Actually, this was a misunderstanding, Ah Snake did it for... huh..."
Asleep again, right?
This time, everyone was calm.Rou Dun simply went to the living room and moved chairs in, and the three of them sat down together, took out food and waited while eating.So, in the intermittent explanations that Sleeping Beauty dozed off from time to time, they finally learned the truth of the whole thing——
It turns out that Sleeping Beauty's name is Dole, and she is a vampire, the so-called vampire.Due to financial constraints, he bought cheap blood bags online a few days ago, but accidentally met an unscrupulous businessman, causing him to drink the unscrupulous blood bag containing dead people's blood by mistake and fell into a coma due to poisoning.As the guardian spirit, Ah Snake didn't understand what was going on. He only knew that the owner was sick from drinking the blood bag, so he didn't know what to do. He couldn't speak and naturally he couldn't ask for help. He was afraid that the owner would starve to death during the coma, so he ordered the little snake They stole animal blood everywhere to feed him, and the animal blood closest to here was the chickens from the chicken farm.
After working on it for a long time, it is an oolong case caused by the blood safety issue!No, the point is, do you have to rely on online shopping for blood bags to survive?Shouldn't the general blood race mysteriously and elegantly seduce some unlucky ghost to donate blood and then leave with a meal?How ugly is the blood race in this game?They really don't know what to complain about. Who designed this game setting?Stand up and let everyone despise you!
"How did the Doer beauty wake up just now?" Hudun asked as he kneaded the little bat that was still in a coma.
"Someone smells like blood, I..." Dole fell asleep again with his eyes open, and was woken up by A Snake three seconds later and continued: "I haven't drank fresh human blood for a long time, I miss the taste so much, so I woke up when I smelled it. "
Well, that's kind of like what a vampire would say.After the three complained silently, they took a look at the wound on the arm and the swelling on the meat shield's head, "Damn! If we weren't injured, wouldn't we just stay there forever?"
"No, I think the meat shield's discovery of Dole is the main thing, and someone is injured and bleeding is transferred to this plot, but I don't know what it means." Salem replied in a low voice.
After listening to their discussion, the meat shield scratched his head, "Could it be that you want to drink human blood to detoxify the blood of the dead?"
"Yeah, I just need to drink a mouthful of clean living blood..." Dole was silently dazed as he spoke, the smile on the corner of his mouth never faded, it is really a must-have skill for students to doze off in class!
"In the end, we still need to donate blood. Come, come, suck it!" Hulu took off the armband boldly, exposing the arm cut by snake teeth, and what he thought was-hmm, sucked my old lady blood, from now on, Mei Xiaoshou will owe his old lady a debt, and then go hehehehe...
"Your laughter reveals something." She really understands the bad habit of bluffing. After coolly revealing the truth, Salem also rolled up her sleeves.
"You all wait!" Hu Dun stood up with a serious face, a pair of thick little new brows almost knit together, "Of course a man should do this kind of thing, how can a woman do it?"
Salem raised his eyebrows coldly, dare he not be a man anymore?However, before he could make a sound, Hu Dun turned his head and stared at him again, smiling very softly, "Xiao Lun is brother's sweetheart, so of course I can't let you get hurt."
Unexpectedly, this guy would say that suddenly, Seren was stunned for a moment, his inexplicably hot chest made him not know how to respond for a while, and he stared half angrily after he noticed the gossip-filled gaze. The meat shield glanced, "It's up to you."
"Hey, is someone shy?" Of course, Hulan didn't miss this rare opportunity to tease Salem, and immediately nudged him with his elbow in a very careless manner, while repeating in a smirk, "Darling~"
"Don't make a fuss." Salem pushed back helplessly, but when she saw Hu Lan's eyes full of hints, she felt all kinds of panic in her heart, please don't make any noise about this girl again, it's not that she doesn't know his situation.
ah ah!The shy little Lun is super cute!Looking at the blushing Salem, the meat shield was so satisfied that he wanted to hug the beauty he loved tightly.It's a pity that they are not yet in a formal relationship, so he can't help sighing that if he knew earlier, he wouldn't have messed with his appearance!
After deciding who to donate blood, Hudun took off his armor, borrowed a knife from Hulan, and bravely cut a big cut on his wrist, then poured blood into the bowl he found from Salem, and started from scratch. He didn't say a word until the end, he was really a real man!
Seeing the meat shield gritted his teeth and endured the pain, and his forehead was covered with sweat, Salem couldn't bear it.Although the wound can be wiped off by the system after a while, it is really painful during the waiting period!So, he quickly took out the highest-grade wound medicine and gently applied the medicine to the meat shield.That gentle and caring appearance made Hudun feel that all these sacrifices were worth it, and the smirk on his face became even more idiotic.
Puchi!This pair will probably have a problem sooner or later.The onlookers picked up the bowl with a bluffing chuckle, without disturbing the couple, and walked towards Doer who was "in a daze" leaning against A snake, who knew——
"Sorry, I didn't have time to finish." Sleeping Beauty, who was finally awakened by A Snake, blinked her sleepy eyes, and said innocently: "No dwarf blood, pure human blood is necessary, and it doesn't need much, as long as One drop will cleanse."
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I go!Can you stop falling asleep at critical times?Please send a mission to treat this vampire's severe narcolepsy!
"Ah, have you already collected so much blood? Mr. Dwarf, you are so kind. In order not to waste food, I will definitely save your blood and taste it with gratitude every day!" Dole said Holding the bowl of blood with emotion on his face, his innocent tone was like that of a pure little sheep, almost spitting blood on the meat shield that has always pitied the beauty, even though the content of the words was quite curious.
Squinting and smiling like a mentally retarded pig's head, Salem threw away the hand of the meat shield in disgust, and said coldly, "Xiao Hu, finish the mission quickly."
Huh?What's wrong with Xiaolun?The meat shield stared blankly in bewilderment, and he didn't know that he was also stared at several times.
Isn't this stupid guy too careless?Hulan cursed in his heart angrily.She squeezed a drop of blood from the wound on her arm and brought it to Dole's mouth, peeking at Salem from the corner of her eye and laughing secretly, alas, this is the first time I see Brother Lun jealous!
After Dole sucked the blood, a green smoke drifted from the top of his head, and his almost bloodless cheeks became brighter.He took out a small crystal clear white stone from under his pillow, "Since you have disturbed the underworld, please convey the reason and apology on your behalf. This is my token, and they will know it at a glance."
After receiving the token, the system prompts to report back to the underworld to complete the task.Seeing that Dole was in a daze again, they tore open the teleportation scroll without stopping. After a burst of white light, the three of them stood in front of Xiao Hei and Xiao Yu.
At this time, the two NPCs were no longer in the original restaurant, but in a simple and elegant Japanese room.On the low table in the room is a pot of sukiyaki that is full of fragrance but exudes black air. Xiao Yu is nestling in the arms of the deacon, looking at the cooking in the pot with a greedy and nervous expression, while Xiao Hei encourages him in a low voice. After a few words, he looked up at the three people who suddenly appeared, "Is everything done?"
"Yeah, the thing is like this..." Hudun took out Dole's little white stone and explained the ins and outs in detail.
Hu Lan stared at the pair of NPCs with a pair of gossip eyes, excitedly nudged Salem and asked in a low voice: "Hey, is this the legendary Deacon of the Underworld?"
"Don't keep paying attention to this kind of thing." Saleen gave him a helpless look. After a short pause, he asked again, "How do you know?"
"Ah... I'm an intelligence officer, of course I know." Hu Lan obviously froze for a moment before answering, and a trace of guilt flashed in his eyes, which certainly did not escape Salem's eyes.
I think that after the end of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk mission, all the servo players were still at a loss. Hulan already knew the development of the main plot. Seren was so focused on improving his combat skills that he didn't notice the weirdness of Hulan. , Sure enough, it was Miaomiao Senbei who told me.
"Actually..." He hesitated for a while, and finally swallowed what he almost said, and looked at Xiao Hei who took the token, "It's nothing, it seems to be almost done."
Sure enough, after looking at Xiao Baishi for a while, Xiao Hei nodded and said: "It is indeed Dole's token. He is a legally registered peace faction blood clan, and he really does not intend to disrupt the human world. Since it is just a misunderstanding, let us solve the truth." As long as the residents feel at ease, the local government will send another commissioner to take care of him and recommend a legitimate blood bag dealer with a conscience to solve his plight.”
The three fell silent for a moment.
Conscience blood bag Shangle, does this service still exist in the underworld?What about the legally registered peace faction?What about those classified as non-peace camps? The blood race in "Opus" is too miserable. Fortunately, this race was not chosen at the beginning!
When Salem and the meat shield were at a loss for words, they had been bullied by a player's dungeon with a certain blood god, and they all laughed, thinking that they seemed to have understood something.
After successfully completing the task, the rich experience points, bonuses, underworld favorability points, and merit points are not a problem.After walking out of the residence of the two NPCs of Heiyu, she heard that their next plan was the one she feared the most, so she ran away with a changed face, and before leaving, she said: "I won't disturb your date! "
The meat shield was immediately dumbfounded, but Salem stared at the message in the private channel, feeling a headache.
『[Private] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: The one wearing the opposite chain with Brother Lun is that big head, I saw it! AWA'
『[Privacy] You whispered to Bi Xianglu: Don’t make up your mind, you are just friends. 』
Sellen glanced at the meat shield who was driving a donkey cart with a silly smile, and insisted on not crossing that line, not to mention that online dating is too unreliable!
『[Private] Xiang Xianglanxing whispered to you: I didn't make up my mind, didn't Brother Lun find out by himself?I didn't expect you to be so slow~XD』
『[Privacy] You whispered to Xiang Xianglan: I found out earlier, you are rotten and gossip, honestly, how many men have you molested in the game?Ah Quan really worked hard. 』
Salem spat back deftly, choking on the other end's bum for a while.
『[Privacy] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Hmph!Just continue to deny it, be careful you will also be crowned with the tsundere attribute! 』
Proud?Heh, it's far worse than your cousin!Salem raised his eyebrows and poked the sore spot coldly——
『[Privacy] You whispered to the bluffing line: Don’t bother, it’s you who don’t cultivate the attributes of a rotten man too much, so as not to suffocate you in front of your daughter after you go offline. 』
『[Privacy] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Damn! ! ! ! T T Convex
"Puha!" Salem couldn't help laughing.This woman has always been domineering and domineering. When it comes to her daughter's temperament, she is extremely nervous. She is afraid that Xiao Nini will follow her old path and be ridiculed for being too rude and unloved when she grows up.Although he always felt that there was no need to be like this, but in the final analysis, it is the parents' heart, and it is inevitable that they dream that their children can achieve their ideals that they have not been able to achieve. He has also experienced this feeling in his grandmother.
"Is Xiao Lun chatting with Hua Lan?" Hearing the laughter, Hu Dun asked curiously.
"Yeah." Seren responded, and his fingers didn't stop bickering with each other.
"How long have you known each other?"
"It's been ten years, we're old friends." Salem replied casually, but he didn't know that the meat shield had silently counted the age——
Oops!The university has realized that ten years ago, Xiao Lun and his brother are not much different in age. They are similar in age and there is no generation gap in thinking. Sure enough, they are right, hahahaha!
Salem glanced at the guy who suddenly smirked in confusion, then looked back at the private video and sighed again.
『[Private] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: What do you think of meat shields?I think he really likes you. Although he is a bit silly, it is more important to you. 』
I don't know what Xiao Hu is thinking, how can he always help him match things up?Obviously impossible.Salem typed a series of words helplessly.
『[Privacy] You whispered to Xiang Xianglan: You are stupid too, he only likes this character, there is nothing to play on the Internet, if you are serious, don’t make trouble. 』
『[Private] Bi Xianghuaxing whispered to you: Brother Lun, it's time to start a new life. 』
"..."
Salem stared at the typesetting words speechlessly, not knowing what to reply, and felt that he didn't want to talk about this kind of topic again.At this time, there was an angry scream beside him, and it was the little bat who was finally awake and was kicking the exploding head angrily.
"Why didn't the stinky dwarf wake me up? I still want to catch up with Xiao Hei!"
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