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It is said that when people encounter a life crisis, they will ignore some relatively unimportant details.

For example, let's replay the camera, from the eyes of Ms. Lu Keqing who just broke in to save people, what kind of picture does she see →_→

There were two men on a bed, and one of them was breathing ambiguously. Of course, this is not the point. Miss Lu swears on her own reputation. She saw a pair of fair and slender legs with almost no cover.

How ecstasy would it be if it was wrapped around my waist at that time...

wrong!It's too filthy, I must have stayed up late last night to read too many erotic comics by Mr. Yiye, and unexpectedly came up with such lewd thoughts. Her persona is an elegant and generous professional woman!

Song Ci seemed to be aware of this too, his eyes wandered back and forth on those bare legs several times, then his face suddenly changed, and he grabbed the quilt beside him to cover him.

Ms. Lu regretted that she could no longer see those beautiful legs. The beautiful boy who seemed to have been severely abused just now was rolled up and rolled up with a quilt, so that only half of his head was exposed, and then He was taken to the bathroom.

=口= Ms. Lu, who witnessed the whole process, expressed that she was too tm shocked. Could it be that Song Ci still felt that he didn't have enough on the bed, and was going to have another blow in the bathroom?

"Put me down!" Ye Lin said in a hoarse voice, his brain was a little dizzy due to excessive hypoxia, "I still have to go to school."

"Go to school?" Song Ci repeated indistinctly, and pinched his waist through the quilt, with great force, Ye Lin grunted in pain, and his face was neatly trimmed Lightly flicked the nails, as if tracing the outline of that place, "That's right, it looks really small..."

Lu Keqing on the side was crazily lying in his heart, seriously suspecting that he had arrived at the scene of a romantic action movie.

Song Ci lightly raised his foot and kicked open the bathroom door, letting the man down.

Ye Lin didn't know what this big star who suddenly recovered his memory was going to do to him, and wanted to run away immediately, but his shoulders were held down, and his back was pressed against the cold bath tiles.

Sheets unfortunately abandoned on the ground: qaq

After Mr. Shan was completely killed in battle, Ye Lin realized that it was really not suitable for him to go out in this situation, because——

Trousers, trousers, that pair of trousers that cost 80 yuan to buy at a street stall three years ago, where are you qaq

Fortunately, the loyal underpants haven't abandoned him yet, and the hem of the shirt is covered, covering the most important place for a boy.

Song Ci lowered his body slightly, as if he wanted to see something. Ye Lin was taken aback, and abruptly stopped the "abnormal" that was about to come out, and asked with the embarrassment as much as possible, "What are you looking at?"

As a result, as soon as Song Ci opened his mouth, he realized that he was a higher-level creature than a pervert.

"I want to check if my bodily fluids were left in someone else's place last night."

Big zombie!Who would leave bodily fluids in other people's place? Do you think this is a world where dirty jokes don't exist and others can't understand?The five-star condominiums prepared in the five-star hotel room are arrogantly looking down on you!

Ye Lin immediately understood the obscene hint, and couldn't bear to punch the other party. According to the rules of the world, you can't destroy people's eating parts when you hit someone, you can't chop your hands when you play the piano, and you can't destroy your little brother if you are a cowboy. , so he was very educated and didn't directly slap the star face that is popular among thousands of girls.

"Nothing happened last night!" He speculated that it might be Song Ci who woke up early in the morning to recover his memory, and then had a reaction to the posture of the two of them (?) and his clothes (the trousers that are still missing→_→) After clearing a serious misunderstanding, he immediately clarified the pure truth with righteous words.

However, because his current image is too impure, it is difficult for this explanation to stand firm. Immediately afterwards, he squatted down in frustration, and said in a small voice: "Well... I want pants, can you help me get them? Are you looking in the room?"

At the same time, he was also very puzzled, he has never had a hobby of sleeping naked, how could he lose his pants for no reason, could it be... the version of Song Ci whose IQ has plummeted secretly hid last night while he was asleep right?

It's too embarrassing, it's too embarrassing, it doesn't matter if a man Song Ci sees it, but Sister Lu, Sister Lu must have already howled a thousand grass mud horses in her heart...?

The bathroom door was opened a crack, and he seemed to be able to hear male and female voices talking through the door. After a while, Mr. Pants, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, was finally handed over through the crack, "Here."

The creases on the top seem to have been ironed out. He still remembers that when he got wet last night, the water dripped down. The most wet part was the trousers, so he sat on the edge of the bed all the time. According to his usual experience, Even if the wet method dries naturally in the morning, there will be a little moisture, but now the pants in my hand seem to have been dried.

Could it be that he took it off unconsciously last night because he slept very badly, and then Song Ciwang (what the hell is this name==) did his best to help dry it and put it in the corner until he woke up in the morning before wearing it ?

As if to respond to his conjecture, after he successfully put on his trousers, he felt that the inside of his trouser pocket was a little bulging. When he took it out, he saw that it was a ball of paper. After unfolding it, there was a childish picture on it.

Song Ciwang described in detail how he overcame difficulties and obstacles in the picture, and finally mastered the method of using the dryer, roasted his pants until they were hot, and finally drew a mouth and a big red heart, as if he was asking for a kiss relative……?

I rub it, it's like a little angel!

So who is that pretending person outside?

He stood in front of the mirror and carefully arranged his clothes and hair, and only dared to leave the bathroom after confirming that there were no problems.

Lu Keqing hadn't left yet.

His embarrassment surged up again, he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that the big sister's eyes were always circling around his legs.

Lu Keqing smiled, "Little brother, don't be nervous, Song Ci didn't do anything excessive in the bathroom just now, right?"

Yes, he said a super nasty dirty joke...

Lu Keqing saw that he blushed and did not speak, raised his lips, smiled meaningfully, and pointed to the person standing beside him, "Actually, Song Ci is a serious and responsible man. You took care of him so much yesterday. I'm very touched, don't you want to go to school? It seems a bit late now, let Song Ci drive you there."

"But, the foot injury..." Ye Lin realized his conscience, and suddenly thought of the accident Song Ci had encountered yesterday.

"My recovery ability has always been very fast, and now it's almost better, let's go." With a hand on his shoulder, Ye Lin glared at him, shook off the hand, and trotted all the way to the front.

Even if I'm late, I don't want to be picked up by this person who almost strangled me!