opponent
Chapter 1: Opponent (1)
[The host: I fell in love with a school girl who is in good condition, how can the host win the competition?
A new school girl has moved into the dormitory building opposite, and I've been a little distracted recently.
She is very beautiful, her father is the editor-in-chief of a newspaper as famous as "People's Daily", and her mother is a calligrapher.Influenced by her parents since she was a child, her attainments in literature and art are miraculous.As long as you search her name on Baidu, her various calligraphy, traditional Chinese painting and literary award-winning works can almost fill a page, and you can feel it.
In the past six months, all the roommates have stepped forward, as long as they are decent-looking and have a decent family background, they are all eager to try and scramble to be the first.It's a pity that although they are very energetic, they have more than enough energy, the junior girl has a cold attitude, and so far all the people who tried to ask her out have been killed.
I said I'm not interested in her, but how can a girl with such a good condition have no idea at all?When we met unexpectedly downstairs or in the cafeteria, the heat all over my body surged wildly in my body, and my body tensed up like a string, but I had to put on a reserved look and didn't see her.
I couldn't hold my breath at all, but when I saw A from the same department attacking her a few days ago, I finally felt that I couldn't bear it anymore.
Here I have to talk about the background of me and A.
I was well-known in college, ranked first in the department overall, and A was second.The history of our dislike for each other can be traced back to the freshman sorority the year before last.
In the third year of junior high school, I won No.1 in the backstroke in the province and was selected into the national swimming team, but I retired early due to injury.When the freshmen were introduced at the sorority meeting, a senior from the same school as my junior high school revealed that I had participated in the Asian Games.
A karate eight-dan, but failed to enter the national team when I was a child, and my college entrance examination score ranked second among freshmen, second only to me.At the sorority party, I don't know who said jokingly, "Ji Shengyu, He Shengliang", that's when we started to notice each other.
Last May, I applied to be an exchange student at a prestigious university in the UK, and there was only one place among the freshmen.At that time, some people were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and provoked A face to face, saying that even if he signed up, he would definitely lose to me.He was not interested at first, but after hearing this, he even went for an interview.He spent two years in the United States when he was a child. He speaks good English, and his height and appearance are quite good. The tutors finally selected him.What is exasperating is that after that, he wrote an apology letter and resigned on the excuse that he could not go due to family business.
At that time, he wrote on Weibo: "It has nothing to do with ability, the interview is not good, it's just that there are people who want to go more than me."
The place then fell back on me.
His implication is that I can't beat him with my ability, and I can get this spot because of his humility.I tossed and turned all night. Although I really wanted to go abroad to see the world, I didn't want to accept his charity, so I also declined the opportunity to be an exchange student.
The same thing happened at the end of last year.
The school magazine is about to select the top ten campus figures of 2015. Both A and I are candidates and need to be interviewed.The editor made an appointment with me for an interview, but changed his mind on the spur of the moment and asked me if I could change the interview time and publish it in the next issue.I didn't think there was any problem, so I readily agreed, but after receiving the school magazine, I found out that the person who grabbed my interview for this magazine was A again.
I later found out that he was originally the one to be interviewed in this issue, but he was not interested in the top ten influential figures on campus, so he pushed it away.After hearing that I was being interviewed for this issue, he suddenly changed his mind, called the editor and expressed his willingness to be interviewed.
He just wanted to tell me that he was more popular than me, and that as long as he ran, the editors would interview him instead of me without hesitation.
In a fit of anger, I wrote to the editor, telling him that I was not interested in the top ten men of the hour, and that he would not come to interview me.
Things just went away, but I was a little annoyed at the thought of A.
I was hooked on ClashRoyale at the beginning of the year, and it didn't take long to find him playing and playing with me in Arena6.Encounter roads are narrow, we are in the same department, we have the same courses, and we spend about the same amount of time playing games.We are like destined enemies, also like ghosts who can't get rid of each other. From Arena6 to Arena10, we are entangled endlessly, and it is hard to tell the winner.
We usually don’t update Weibo very much, but I don’t know when it started. After the battle, we always release an emoticon picture, or demonstrate, or express disdain, and sometimes you will come and go with me more than a dozen times.In this regard, the roommate commented: "When the two of you bumped into each other in Arena 10, your IQ seemed to drop by [-] percentage points. That kind of emoji looks like a primary school student. It's too childish."
In fact, my parents divorced since I was a child, and I have been living with my father and stepmother. I am more mature and restrained than my peers, and I have never been so naive.It can only be said that person A is particularly easy to make people angry.
Now he has his eyes on the girl I like again.I seldom have feelings for girls. This time I finally got it right, and I must not let him destroy it again.
But I have no experience in pursuing girls, so I have been afraid to act.How should I launch the offensive? 】
[Floor 1: Landlord, how ugly are you?What are you afraid of if the conditions are so good, just chat with your school girl directly. 】
[2nd floor: I think the host's emotions towards A are much stronger than towards the school girl.Most of the pages say A. 】
[Original: I do have a lot more emotions towards A, but they are all feelings of hatred, please don't confuse it with my feelings towards the school girl.
I am not ugly, I belong to the more refined type, and I am tall.
But I have had a fatal problem since I was a child, that is, when I talk to girls I like, I will stutter uncontrollably.This should not be considered social phobia, but it is quite rare.In the second year of junior high school, I confessed to my female classmate who had been in love with me for two years. I tried several times but couldn’t say a complete sentence. In the end, I couldn’t help crying. You can imagine.
Fortunately, the girl has a good personality, and she didn't speak sarcasm or ridicule. Instead, she comforted me very generously. At the end of the comfort, she couldn't help but covered her face and laughed.I remember that the afternoon sun was shining on the grass through the leaves, and the green vines covered the walls in the corner of the campus. I wiped the tears from my face, and she stood beside me and bent down, giggling and saying "I'm sorry".Since then, I have never dared to think about finding a girlfriend.
It's just that this school girl really made my heart slowly wake up.
In the cafeteria this morning, I saw a few female classmates sitting around the junior girl, and A and two boys sitting diagonally across from her were laughing and talking.
When A saw me passing by, she also showed some alertness, and tilted her head to talk to her classmates.He and I are completely different in appearance. I am fair and gentle, and he has a rougher appearance because of his karate practice.But from an aesthetic point of view, whether it is appearance or figure, I am slightly inferior.
This worries me a lot.
When I was in elementary school, my parents divorced, and I was autistic for a while. I stuttered very badly, and I could hardly even answer questions in class.Occasionally when I was called up by the teacher, the surroundings were quiet, and the quieter I was, the more nervous I was.Dozens of pairs of eyes stared at me, I couldn't even say the first few words, my lips trembled in fear.There were a few giggles around me, which caused the whole class to laugh, and the teacher waved me to sit down.
When I was in junior high school, I gradually found myself by swimming, and my mentality improved. There are no problems in general daily conversations and answering questions, but I still can't control when I am nervous.Especially in front of the girl I like, I can't even say "How are you?"
Because of these shadows of the past, I dare not even talk to her now, what should I do?
[Floor 4: Isn’t this social phobia? 】
[Fifth floor: No, this is a simple stuttering, unable to speak when nervous, so pitiful. 】
[Floor 6: It is suggested that the poster should drink to strengthen his courage, and then talk to your school girl, maybe there will be no obstacles. 】
[7th floor: 6th floor, this is a bad idea, if you go to talk to a girl after drinking, isn't her first impression of the host a drunkard? 】
[Floor 8: I have a question, even if you catch her, what should you do?Are you blushing and stuttering every day? 】
[Landlord: Regarding the question on the 8th floor, let me explain.In fact, I only stutter when I am extremely nervous.If I catch up with her, I shouldn't be nervous when we get along, and the problem of stuttering will be solved at that time. 】
[Floor 10: The poster can send flowers and gifts anonymously every day, for a hundred days in a row. At that time, she has a good impression of you, and you won't be so nervous that you stutter. 】
[Floor 11: Sending flowers anonymously every day, won't that scare the girls?And girls with this condition rarely send her flowers or gifts?You still have to rely on your own conditions to attract her. 】
【Original: I was queuing up to buy food in the cafeteria today, and my junior was standing in front of me. There were only two people between us.This is the closest distance between us so far, and the corner of my eye kept sweeping past her, and my palms were sweating from nervousness.She wore a pair of blue loose jeans, a white T-shirt, no makeup, pure and lovely.
I talked to the roommates standing next to me without changing my face, but my mind was completely on her, and I couldn't control my attention at all.Unexpectedly, the junior girl turned her head at this time, and by coincidence, her eyes collided with mine.At that time, my heart almost jumped out of my throat, my head was buzzing, and there was only one thought in my mind: say hello to her!Say at least one word!
If I don't act, I will miss the opportunity. I swallowed my saliva and decided to go all out.
Dizzy, I was about to take a step forward, but felt that the shoelaces on my feet were stepped on, and I couldn't take a step.I turned my head and saw that A was standing next to me at some point, with a calm expression on his face, and he was chatting with my roommate with his head tilted.
I was stunned, I tugged but couldn't pull it out, I suppressed my anger and whispered: "Hey, you stepped on my shoelace."
He seemed to have never seen me until now, looked down for a while and said, "I'm sorry." He said sorry, but his feet didn't move, and he still stepped on them.
I can't wait to throw him on the ground with one hand and make him lose face.But I am a gentleman, and I will never hit anyone unless I can't bear it, especially when facing a karate master like him.I sneered and said, "You can't jump in line here, you have to line up to the back."
A said slowly: "Who said I jumped in line?"
While talking, the junior has already bought lunch and is about to leave with the lunch box.A and I looked at each other unconvinced, and at the same time we wanted to catch up, but suddenly we heard the sound of fabric being torn.I hurried away, and when I looked back, I saw that A's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the Nike sweatshirt on his body was scratched by an iron nail.
He said behind me: "Little man."
Villain?I feel like we're two equals.I did hook his sweatshirt to an iron nail next to him when he wasn't looking, but is it a gentleman for him to step on my shoelaces? 】
[Floor 12: Really, so childish. 】
[Floor 13: I think you should stop harming the school girls and focus on cheating each other for 100 years. 】
[Floor 14: What happened later, why didn’t the host say anything? 】
[Floor 15: The host is too embarrassed to say what happened next, so let me explain it for him.
Let me introduce myself, I am the landlord's roommate and his good buddy.In order to be fair, I would like to say a few words, the poster hates A deeply, but in my opinion, the relationship between them is not as bad as the poster said.
As long as the two of them meet, they will flutter their feathers like fighting cocks, and they will not give in to each other.However, A actually knew about the landlord's stuttering for a long time, but he has not spread the matter until now, so he is principled.In addition, when the two of them played ClashRoyale, even if they wished to overwhelm each other, they had a tacit understanding and did not spend money to buy treasure boxes, and they fought on their own.Playing Arena 10 without spending money is a difficulty that only those who have played it will understand.
In life, you meet opponents at chess and cards, you can meet them but you can't ask for them. I am actually looking forward to the development of the relationship between the two.
The landlord’s parents divorced when he was a child, and he was autistic in elementary school. Although he said he was fine, he still seemed to be a different person when he called his family. His tone was cold, and he almost quarreled on the phone a few times. , I reckon something must have made him uncomfortable.
The landlord is usually humble and polite to us, doesn’t speak much, and lives in an orderly manner, but rarely has ups and downs of emotions. Only A can arouse his anger.When the two played games and quarreled, the landlord seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and could not sleep in the middle of the night.After talking on the phone with the home, the landlord often stays silent all night, or reads a book, or studies.But one time A posted a video on Weibo, which was a cut and paste of all A's victory scenes since the two fought. The host was so angry that he immediately forgot all about his family and called us to cut out his victory scenes together. , as a counterattack.
When the two of them are together, they are very childish, but I am actually quite envious.
Closer to home, talk about what happened today.
After the landlord hooked A's clothes to the iron nails and tore them apart, he ran all the way to catch up with the school girl.According to his usual personality, the poster would never dare to catch up. Today he is so bold, it should be because he was so excited by A that he didn't think clearly.The school girl has a good personality, so she stopped and asked him what happened.The landlord was speechless at this time, staring at her in a daze, but could not utter a word with his lips tightly closed.He was originally clean, but at that time it was as if he had seen a ghost, his face turned green and then white, white and then blue.
The landlord hid it very well at the time. If I hadn't known it in advance, I wouldn't have been able to see that he stuttered.The people around him, including the school girl, didn't know what happened, and looked at him with very strange eyes.After a while, the host wiped his eyes calmly and slowly, then turned to a female classmate next to the junior and said, "Last time your toilet was blocked, and I helped you fix it once. It has been fine recently, right?"
The female classmate was stunned for a long time before saying: "The toilet in our dormitory is very good, and it has never been blocked again. Thank you for your concern."
Then, the landlord didn't even look at the school girl again, turned around and walked away slowly.After that, he sat motionless on the bench under the tree behind the dormitory, his eyes were red. 】
[Floor 16: The insight on the 15th floor is very incisive! 】
[Floor 17: The host is really pitiful, does he stutter like this when he meets a girl he likes? 】
[Floor 18: So now the pursuit of junior girls has become secondary?It's crooked! Hey! 】
[Original: On the 15th floor, it is useless for you to beautify the relationship between me and A.Recently, A has played new tricks again, and now I can't sleep because of tossing and turning, why don't I write it out to let everyone feel his despicableness.
Among the six people in Dormitory A, one of them has a good relationship with me.Since he had a bad relationship with A, he has tipped me off from time to time so that I can know myself and the enemy.The night before yesterday, he told me that the school girl had agreed to A's date and was going out to watch a movie together.
After I heard it, it was like a blow to the head, my head was buzzing, and my feet were as unreal as if I had stepped on cotton.
If you've ever had a girl you liked but didn't dare to confess to, you'll definitely feel my regret, unwillingness, heartache, and exhaustion of energy.The school girl has never promised anyone a date. Now that she wants to go to the movies with A, it must mean to develop well.
I lay on my bed in a daze at night, not knowing what to do.When I was confused, the roommate called me again, saying that he had made a mistake.It turned out that A and the junior were not dating, but the junior's roommate had a birthday party, and invited a group of people to watch a movie together, and A was also invited.
I heard the words and immediately came back to life.
I asked my friends to help me match up, and I worked secretly, and finally went to the movies with them.Things went smoothly. When we gathered at the school gate yesterday afternoon, A unexpectedly saw me and was a little upset.
This is how he talked to me: "I didn't expect you to come too, I don't know how you will talk to her later."
I said politely: "Don't worry about it, you have talked to her several times, but you still haven't caught up with her? Also, I fought you three times last night, but you didn't seem to win any of them."
He sneered and said, "It doesn't matter, the video of you losing to me six games in a row is still there, and that is an impossible record."
I was also angry when I heard it: "It was because I was sick that day, otherwise I wouldn't let you get cheap."
"You still ask me to play games when you are sick, but you like me very much."
I said angrily: "I was sick that day, and the time to play games was during class. Who knew you also played games in class, otherwise how could I run into you?"
He still opened his mouth to refute, and at that moment, the long black hair was fluttering in the distance, and the junior girl appeared in a light red dress.
A and I looked at each other, but neither of us acted rashly, looking at each other calmly.Fighting in ClashRoyale for several months, it is a taboo for military strategists to act before the enemy. We have already developed the habit of "if the enemy does not move, I will not move".When I played against A, sometimes I could wait for more than a minute without moving until the last 30 seconds before attacking.
The school girl is getting closer, but we are still staring at each other closely.
A sneered in a low voice: "You dare not talk to her, so your purpose today is to prevent me from talking to her."
I also sneered and didn't answer.
The school girl finally came to us, and together with a few girls, she took the initiative to say hello to the two of us.A and I had scruples, worried that the other party would tear us down, neither of us dared to act first.I gave a slight "hmm", and A saw that I had a reaction, and then "hmm" as a response.
Seeing that we were not very enthusiastic, they started talking with several other boys.
Naturally, A and I have already evaluated the other boys present in our hearts.These boys are not as good as the two of us in appearance and ability, so they hardly pose any threat, let alone.
I glanced at the school girl out of the corner of my eye, and found that she was talking to a boy named F, so I was relieved.I don’t know if you have any impression, but I said before that when I applied for an exchange student, I was disturbed by A, and I finally wrote a letter to refuse to go. At that time, the person who got this quota was F.There is also the selection of the top ten influential people on campus. Both A and I withdrew, so the editor changed it to interview F, but he was not selected.
F has a good personality, he looks simple and honest, and has good abilities, but he is neither arrogant nor impetuous, nor does he compete for the limelight.Both A and I think he is good, and we feel more at ease with our school girl by his side, at least we won't be chased by boys with bad intentions.So A and I concentrated on keeping each other in check, preventing each other from getting close to our school girls.
We watched each other's actions along the way, and we fell silently behind everyone in a tacit understanding, and finally came to the cinema. A's head is relatively simple, only thinking about not letting me get close to the school girl, never expecting that I have already made arrangements.
We went to the movies with more than 20 people. There are not so many connected seats in the movie theater, so we have to sit separately.The tickets are pre-booked, A is assigned to the northwest corner, and the ticket in my hand is on the right side of the school girl.
I looked back at A slightly proudly.He was visibly angry, squinting like I'd betrayed him.
My heart is more and more comfortable!
When the movie ended and we returned to the school gate, A looked at me meaningfully and said, "I'm finally sitting next to her, are you happy?"
Of course I couldn't lose face in front of him, so I said calmly, "We talked a lot."
"Can you speak fluently in front of her?"
"can."
Actually not.
Even in the dark, I couldn't communicate with her.
I sat next to the junior girl, her hand was on the armrest, within reach.I was so excited about this close contact that I almost jumped up and dared not move.
The junior girl tilted her head to face me, as if she wanted to chat with me, but I was so nervous that I was sweating all over, and couldn't say anything except a few monosyllabic words.She didn't force it, she said a few words casually, and gradually chatted with F who was sitting on the left.
I had mixed feelings about this movie, and I couldn't even pay attention to what was on the screen.If you've ever sat next to a girl you have a crush on for two and a half hours without being able to say a word, you know my palpitations and frustration.
A raised his eyebrows and looked at me for a while, then left without saying a word.
I thought it was finally over, but just this morning, A hit me back.
I usually read a lot of miscellaneous books, including detectives, classics, suspense, love, adventure, and tomb robbery. I also read online novels, especially fantasy ones.There was a very popular novel recently, because it was about cultivating immortals, so I read it from beginning to end.Although this novel is about the love between two men, but the writing is relatively clear and cryptic, and the plot is quite exciting, which does not hinder my reading, so I also like it very much.
I don't know what happened to this matter, let A know.
There are many fan pictures in this novel. This morning, A tweeted me an ink painting of two male protagonists leaning against each other on Weibo, and wrote: "So you like reading this type of book."
This book is very popular now. Many girls in the school have read it. Even if the boys haven't read it, most of them know the title of the book. A intentionally uses such an ambiguous tone, and the poses of the two people in the fanart are very intimate, and his heart can be punished!
I was just mad.
One can imagine the consequences of this incident.
I received private messages from more than 30 people that day, from middle school classmates to college alumni, all asking me if I like boys.While most of them were joking, I felt there was always something dubious about their jokes.
What makes me most uncomfortable is that the roommate of the school girl also wrote a comment: "It turns out that the senior also likes to read it. We talk about this book every night in our dormitory."
This incident is such a big deal, the school girl must have known about it.No matter how I explain it now, I can't explain it clearly. 】
[Floor 20: The plot is like a runaway wild horse. What direction is it developing now?In panic. 】
[Floor 21: I thought it was a building discussing how to pursue girls, what has become of it now?It's kind of scary to keep going. 】
[Floor 22: I just want to ask, are you both very assured that Xuemei is by F's side? 】
[Floor 23: I was also tricked by the title.So the conclusion is, if you can't catch up with girls, is it easy for boys to go in an unpredictable direction? 】
[Floor 24: The landlord disappeared again? 】
[Floor 25: The landlord is sleeping.He fought for six hours straight last night, hitting 21 matches with the A's.According to the poster, he beat A to nothing and won eight games in a row.This morning he posted the video of his victory on Weibo, laughed a few times, and then collapsed, lying motionless on the bed and sleeping all day.
Give you a taste of his Weibo.
"At the end of the night, the gunpowder smoke clears, and the wind is born by the sword. It is hard to lose in a lifetime, and you will never leave your name through the ages."
The meaning of this sentence is: at dawn, my magnificent figure stands leaning on the long sword in the gunpowder smoke.It is not easy to lose in this life, so I had no choice but to retire to the mountains and forests without leaving a name.
In less than 5 minutes, A's Weibo was also updated.
"Fengliu leans on the sword to stand, but how can he laugh at the army. Seeking defeat is victory, and eight games count as a lifetime?"
I don't understand the word A, what does it mean? 】
[Floor 26: I understand, he used an allusion here.
Emperor Gao Wei of the Northern Qi Dynasty had a stutter and dared not speak to outsiders except his servants since he was a child.At the critical moment when the Northern Qi Dynasty was attacked, the minister wrote a speech for Gao Wei and asked him to read it in front of the soldiers crying bitterly to boost morale.But Gao Wei is a useless coward. When he arrived at the barracks, he was so frightened that he stuttered and couldn't speak, so he laughed to cover up in a panic.The soldiers didn't know that the emperor was speechless, and thought that we all fought and died for you, so you can still laugh?Everyone was disheartened, and the morale of the army was slackened, so the Northern Qi Dynasty also perished.
A means that no matter how good-looking you are, you still have a stutter.It's not easy to lose, but winning eight games counts as a lifetime? 】
[Floor 27: Oh my god, isn't it just to update Weibo, and also need to write poems? 】
[Floor 28: A even if he insinuates that the poster stutters, it’s still so cryptic, I’m afraid others will see it.I feel very scared, always have a bad feeling.I'm really here to learn how to court girls, please don't let my nightmare come true. 】
[Original poster: I have never liked boys since I was a child, so don't talk nonsense like everyone else said.
This morning things suddenly took off.
A few floor tiles in the bathroom of the junior dormitory have been broken for a long time, and it is easy to scratch the feet when taking a bath.The school girls reported it many times, and the dormitory manager said that they would take someone to have a look at it when they were free in a few days, but it probably couldn't be repaired for them right away.A few girls were afraid of getting hurt in the shower, but they couldn't repair the floor, so they bought floor tiles and asked me to help.
Let alone, I'm going to repair the floor for my school girl. 】
[Floor 30: The boy is worthless and doesn't know how to chase after him, so the girl has to make excuses for him to behave. 】
[Floor 31: I only care about the progress of him and A. 】
[Floor 32: Where did the landlord go?What happened next? 】
[Floor 33: Don’t wait, the host and A were sent to the housekeeper to be punished. We don’t know the result yet, and we are also worried. 】
[Floor 34: What happened, how could you be punished? 】
[Floor 35: I was not at the scene, but I heard that the host met A when he was repairing the bricks. The two were busy in the bathroom together, but they were locked by someone from the outside.Later, when the dormitory manager opened the door, the host was not wearing a shirt and was pressed to the ground by A, both of them were wet.The dormitory manager said that they were indecent, and now they are asked to go back to the dormitory and face the wall to think about their mistakes. 】
[Floor 36: Oh my god, something really happened. 】
[Floor 37: I can't imagine what the two of them did inside. 】
[Floor 38: Landlord, how can you treat me like this?What about pursuing the school girl?My heart is bleeding, you know that? 】
[Original: I didn't have anything to do with him, don't talk nonsense!I'll talk about that later, I'm pretty darn screwed right now. 】
[Floor 40: The host is indeed in a bad mood recently, please stop making fun of him.He applied for a scholarship when he was in college, and has been relying on the scholarship, while working as an amateur swimming coach to earn living expenses.However, because of his recent punishment for being indecent, the school may have to cancel his scholarship, and he will not be able to apply for an exchange student next year.He is a little scared now, and he doesn't want to tell his family that he is very depressed. 】
[Floor 41: That's how it is!Can the landlord explain it?Let’s just say that what happened in the bathroom in the girls’ dormitory that day was all a misunderstanding. 】
[Floor 42: How to explain?Generally speaking, it is against the rules for boys to enter girls' bathrooms, right?The girls probably let them in secretly.Even if it's not indecent, at least it's a violation of house rules. 】
[Floor 43: Unexpectedly, things have become so serious. 】
[Floor 44: It's been a few days, is there a follow-up?After all, the two of them are influential figures in the department, so it's not really going to ruin them like this, right? 】
[Floor 45: People who can't get used to this kind of overwhelming sense of superiority the most, what kind of influential figures, it's too fake, it's better to be punished to death. 】
[Floor 46: The sourness on the 45th floor is going to skyrocket. If they can't catch up with girls, they're going to go on the wrong path. Are you still not satisfied? 】
[Floor 47: I hope the host will turn the bad luck into good luck. 】
[Old Landlord: Thank you for your concern, this matter is finally settled.In order to eliminate unnecessary misunderstandings, I'd better talk about the matter from beginning to end.
To reiterate, I am not going on an evil path, so please don't speculate for no reason.
On the way to the dormitory of the school girl that day, I ran into A, and we met on a narrow road. Of course, we couldn't help but be provocative with words.At that time, the school girl and two girls happened to come out to pick me up, and A said that he had no class in the morning and could help repair the floor together.The two laborers worked fast, of course they couldn't wish for it, so they readily invited him in.They didn't notice the atmosphere between the two of us.
I am very angry about this.
Not long after, the junior girls and roommates settled us down and went to class, and there were only the two of us left in the bathroom.
As long as the two of us are alone together, we will fight tit for tat.I don’t remember who started it first, we bickered with each other sentence by sentence, I said he broke the record and lost eight games in a row, and he made fun of me reading Tanmei novels.I hated him the most for using this incident to splash my dirty water. I was so angry that I accidentally lifted the shovel in my hand, scratched my left arm and bled, and immediately cried out in pain.
Seeing that my shirt was bleeding, he took off my shirt and dragged me to clean the wound under the shower head.I didn't expect that he didn't say anything to ridicule, but handled it for me very seriously. At that time, his state of mind was very subtle and a little uncomfortable.At this time, the door of the bathroom was suddenly closed, and a key was turned in the lock, and the two of us were locked unexpectedly.
We were stunned immediately, no one opened the door outside, and there was no sound, we thought it was broken.
Entering the bathroom in the girls' dormitory without permission violated the regulations. I am a scholarship winner with excellent academic performance. A usually has a good reputation, and if the story of being locked in the girls' bathroom with me gets out, it will definitely make people laugh.
We were angry and anxious, not knowing who was setting us up.
A slowly calmed down, squatting on the ground again and continuing to mend the floor, and said calmly: "Even if you are in a hurry, it will not help. Someone deliberately framed him, and this time he got his way."
I said angrily: "Who is so idle?"
"I don't know. Your arm is oozing blood again, I'll get it for you." He frowned again and pulled me to flush the water under the disheveled head.
I don't want to take his favor, but my wound is lime-stained and may fester, and must be washed.As the saying goes, a good man does not suffer from immediate losses. I did not refuse his kindness, but my face was a little embarrassed.
We have been standing under the canopy, the water is splashing, and there is no other movement.He lowered his head to clean my wound, and asked, "You stutter when you meet someone you like, how do you chase after him?"
I looked at him silently, and felt a little depressed.In fact, it doesn't matter whether he competes with me or not. I can't have a girlfriend for the rest of my life like this.I whispered, "You don't have to worry about me, just take care of yourself."
He frowned again and said, "Actually, in the matter of chasing people, I want to beat you easily. But every time I want to make a move, I can't bear it, for fear that you will be hurt."
I was a little annoyed when I heard the words, and said, "If you want to chase after a school girl, you can chase after her. What are you doing if you are afraid that I will be sad? You can't chase after yourself at all, and you still use me as an excuse."
Hearing this, he said angrily, "Can't I catch up?"
I sneered and pulled my arm away, pushing him away to get out of the small room.He grabbed my hand and slapped my waist.He practiced karate all the year round and was very strong. At that time, I had just stepped out with my left foot and stepped on the half-repaired floor.
He panicked and quickly reached out to help me.But by then it was already too late, I couldn't stop my downward fall, and I took him along with me to lose my center of gravity, and fell to the ground in an ambiguous posture.I won't describe it in detail, but it's just ugly.
Everything was God's will, at this time the door of the bathroom opened, and he and I looked up in panic at the same time, and saw the dormitory manager walking in with a maintenance worker.
Now I am waiting for the notice of the punishment to come down, and it is estimated that the scholarship will not be available. 】
[Floor 49: Actually, I really want to know how the two of them fell to the ground. 】
[Floor 50: Didn't you say that?The landlord is not wearing a shirt, A is on top of him, and the rest can be imagined by yourself. 】
A new school girl has moved into the dormitory building opposite, and I've been a little distracted recently.
She is very beautiful, her father is the editor-in-chief of a newspaper as famous as "People's Daily", and her mother is a calligrapher.Influenced by her parents since she was a child, her attainments in literature and art are miraculous.As long as you search her name on Baidu, her various calligraphy, traditional Chinese painting and literary award-winning works can almost fill a page, and you can feel it.
In the past six months, all the roommates have stepped forward, as long as they are decent-looking and have a decent family background, they are all eager to try and scramble to be the first.It's a pity that although they are very energetic, they have more than enough energy, the junior girl has a cold attitude, and so far all the people who tried to ask her out have been killed.
I said I'm not interested in her, but how can a girl with such a good condition have no idea at all?When we met unexpectedly downstairs or in the cafeteria, the heat all over my body surged wildly in my body, and my body tensed up like a string, but I had to put on a reserved look and didn't see her.
I couldn't hold my breath at all, but when I saw A from the same department attacking her a few days ago, I finally felt that I couldn't bear it anymore.
Here I have to talk about the background of me and A.
I was well-known in college, ranked first in the department overall, and A was second.The history of our dislike for each other can be traced back to the freshman sorority the year before last.
In the third year of junior high school, I won No.1 in the backstroke in the province and was selected into the national swimming team, but I retired early due to injury.When the freshmen were introduced at the sorority meeting, a senior from the same school as my junior high school revealed that I had participated in the Asian Games.
A karate eight-dan, but failed to enter the national team when I was a child, and my college entrance examination score ranked second among freshmen, second only to me.At the sorority party, I don't know who said jokingly, "Ji Shengyu, He Shengliang", that's when we started to notice each other.
Last May, I applied to be an exchange student at a prestigious university in the UK, and there was only one place among the freshmen.At that time, some people were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and provoked A face to face, saying that even if he signed up, he would definitely lose to me.He was not interested at first, but after hearing this, he even went for an interview.He spent two years in the United States when he was a child. He speaks good English, and his height and appearance are quite good. The tutors finally selected him.What is exasperating is that after that, he wrote an apology letter and resigned on the excuse that he could not go due to family business.
At that time, he wrote on Weibo: "It has nothing to do with ability, the interview is not good, it's just that there are people who want to go more than me."
The place then fell back on me.
His implication is that I can't beat him with my ability, and I can get this spot because of his humility.I tossed and turned all night. Although I really wanted to go abroad to see the world, I didn't want to accept his charity, so I also declined the opportunity to be an exchange student.
The same thing happened at the end of last year.
The school magazine is about to select the top ten campus figures of 2015. Both A and I are candidates and need to be interviewed.The editor made an appointment with me for an interview, but changed his mind on the spur of the moment and asked me if I could change the interview time and publish it in the next issue.I didn't think there was any problem, so I readily agreed, but after receiving the school magazine, I found out that the person who grabbed my interview for this magazine was A again.
I later found out that he was originally the one to be interviewed in this issue, but he was not interested in the top ten influential figures on campus, so he pushed it away.After hearing that I was being interviewed for this issue, he suddenly changed his mind, called the editor and expressed his willingness to be interviewed.
He just wanted to tell me that he was more popular than me, and that as long as he ran, the editors would interview him instead of me without hesitation.
In a fit of anger, I wrote to the editor, telling him that I was not interested in the top ten men of the hour, and that he would not come to interview me.
Things just went away, but I was a little annoyed at the thought of A.
I was hooked on ClashRoyale at the beginning of the year, and it didn't take long to find him playing and playing with me in Arena6.Encounter roads are narrow, we are in the same department, we have the same courses, and we spend about the same amount of time playing games.We are like destined enemies, also like ghosts who can't get rid of each other. From Arena6 to Arena10, we are entangled endlessly, and it is hard to tell the winner.
We usually don’t update Weibo very much, but I don’t know when it started. After the battle, we always release an emoticon picture, or demonstrate, or express disdain, and sometimes you will come and go with me more than a dozen times.In this regard, the roommate commented: "When the two of you bumped into each other in Arena 10, your IQ seemed to drop by [-] percentage points. That kind of emoji looks like a primary school student. It's too childish."
In fact, my parents divorced since I was a child, and I have been living with my father and stepmother. I am more mature and restrained than my peers, and I have never been so naive.It can only be said that person A is particularly easy to make people angry.
Now he has his eyes on the girl I like again.I seldom have feelings for girls. This time I finally got it right, and I must not let him destroy it again.
But I have no experience in pursuing girls, so I have been afraid to act.How should I launch the offensive? 】
[Floor 1: Landlord, how ugly are you?What are you afraid of if the conditions are so good, just chat with your school girl directly. 】
[2nd floor: I think the host's emotions towards A are much stronger than towards the school girl.Most of the pages say A. 】
[Original: I do have a lot more emotions towards A, but they are all feelings of hatred, please don't confuse it with my feelings towards the school girl.
I am not ugly, I belong to the more refined type, and I am tall.
But I have had a fatal problem since I was a child, that is, when I talk to girls I like, I will stutter uncontrollably.This should not be considered social phobia, but it is quite rare.In the second year of junior high school, I confessed to my female classmate who had been in love with me for two years. I tried several times but couldn’t say a complete sentence. In the end, I couldn’t help crying. You can imagine.
Fortunately, the girl has a good personality, and she didn't speak sarcasm or ridicule. Instead, she comforted me very generously. At the end of the comfort, she couldn't help but covered her face and laughed.I remember that the afternoon sun was shining on the grass through the leaves, and the green vines covered the walls in the corner of the campus. I wiped the tears from my face, and she stood beside me and bent down, giggling and saying "I'm sorry".Since then, I have never dared to think about finding a girlfriend.
It's just that this school girl really made my heart slowly wake up.
In the cafeteria this morning, I saw a few female classmates sitting around the junior girl, and A and two boys sitting diagonally across from her were laughing and talking.
When A saw me passing by, she also showed some alertness, and tilted her head to talk to her classmates.He and I are completely different in appearance. I am fair and gentle, and he has a rougher appearance because of his karate practice.But from an aesthetic point of view, whether it is appearance or figure, I am slightly inferior.
This worries me a lot.
When I was in elementary school, my parents divorced, and I was autistic for a while. I stuttered very badly, and I could hardly even answer questions in class.Occasionally when I was called up by the teacher, the surroundings were quiet, and the quieter I was, the more nervous I was.Dozens of pairs of eyes stared at me, I couldn't even say the first few words, my lips trembled in fear.There were a few giggles around me, which caused the whole class to laugh, and the teacher waved me to sit down.
When I was in junior high school, I gradually found myself by swimming, and my mentality improved. There are no problems in general daily conversations and answering questions, but I still can't control when I am nervous.Especially in front of the girl I like, I can't even say "How are you?"
Because of these shadows of the past, I dare not even talk to her now, what should I do?
[Floor 4: Isn’t this social phobia? 】
[Fifth floor: No, this is a simple stuttering, unable to speak when nervous, so pitiful. 】
[Floor 6: It is suggested that the poster should drink to strengthen his courage, and then talk to your school girl, maybe there will be no obstacles. 】
[7th floor: 6th floor, this is a bad idea, if you go to talk to a girl after drinking, isn't her first impression of the host a drunkard? 】
[Floor 8: I have a question, even if you catch her, what should you do?Are you blushing and stuttering every day? 】
[Landlord: Regarding the question on the 8th floor, let me explain.In fact, I only stutter when I am extremely nervous.If I catch up with her, I shouldn't be nervous when we get along, and the problem of stuttering will be solved at that time. 】
[Floor 10: The poster can send flowers and gifts anonymously every day, for a hundred days in a row. At that time, she has a good impression of you, and you won't be so nervous that you stutter. 】
[Floor 11: Sending flowers anonymously every day, won't that scare the girls?And girls with this condition rarely send her flowers or gifts?You still have to rely on your own conditions to attract her. 】
【Original: I was queuing up to buy food in the cafeteria today, and my junior was standing in front of me. There were only two people between us.This is the closest distance between us so far, and the corner of my eye kept sweeping past her, and my palms were sweating from nervousness.She wore a pair of blue loose jeans, a white T-shirt, no makeup, pure and lovely.
I talked to the roommates standing next to me without changing my face, but my mind was completely on her, and I couldn't control my attention at all.Unexpectedly, the junior girl turned her head at this time, and by coincidence, her eyes collided with mine.At that time, my heart almost jumped out of my throat, my head was buzzing, and there was only one thought in my mind: say hello to her!Say at least one word!
If I don't act, I will miss the opportunity. I swallowed my saliva and decided to go all out.
Dizzy, I was about to take a step forward, but felt that the shoelaces on my feet were stepped on, and I couldn't take a step.I turned my head and saw that A was standing next to me at some point, with a calm expression on his face, and he was chatting with my roommate with his head tilted.
I was stunned, I tugged but couldn't pull it out, I suppressed my anger and whispered: "Hey, you stepped on my shoelace."
He seemed to have never seen me until now, looked down for a while and said, "I'm sorry." He said sorry, but his feet didn't move, and he still stepped on them.
I can't wait to throw him on the ground with one hand and make him lose face.But I am a gentleman, and I will never hit anyone unless I can't bear it, especially when facing a karate master like him.I sneered and said, "You can't jump in line here, you have to line up to the back."
A said slowly: "Who said I jumped in line?"
While talking, the junior has already bought lunch and is about to leave with the lunch box.A and I looked at each other unconvinced, and at the same time we wanted to catch up, but suddenly we heard the sound of fabric being torn.I hurried away, and when I looked back, I saw that A's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the Nike sweatshirt on his body was scratched by an iron nail.
He said behind me: "Little man."
Villain?I feel like we're two equals.I did hook his sweatshirt to an iron nail next to him when he wasn't looking, but is it a gentleman for him to step on my shoelaces? 】
[Floor 12: Really, so childish. 】
[Floor 13: I think you should stop harming the school girls and focus on cheating each other for 100 years. 】
[Floor 14: What happened later, why didn’t the host say anything? 】
[Floor 15: The host is too embarrassed to say what happened next, so let me explain it for him.
Let me introduce myself, I am the landlord's roommate and his good buddy.In order to be fair, I would like to say a few words, the poster hates A deeply, but in my opinion, the relationship between them is not as bad as the poster said.
As long as the two of them meet, they will flutter their feathers like fighting cocks, and they will not give in to each other.However, A actually knew about the landlord's stuttering for a long time, but he has not spread the matter until now, so he is principled.In addition, when the two of them played ClashRoyale, even if they wished to overwhelm each other, they had a tacit understanding and did not spend money to buy treasure boxes, and they fought on their own.Playing Arena 10 without spending money is a difficulty that only those who have played it will understand.
In life, you meet opponents at chess and cards, you can meet them but you can't ask for them. I am actually looking forward to the development of the relationship between the two.
The landlord’s parents divorced when he was a child, and he was autistic in elementary school. Although he said he was fine, he still seemed to be a different person when he called his family. His tone was cold, and he almost quarreled on the phone a few times. , I reckon something must have made him uncomfortable.
The landlord is usually humble and polite to us, doesn’t speak much, and lives in an orderly manner, but rarely has ups and downs of emotions. Only A can arouse his anger.When the two played games and quarreled, the landlord seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and could not sleep in the middle of the night.After talking on the phone with the home, the landlord often stays silent all night, or reads a book, or studies.But one time A posted a video on Weibo, which was a cut and paste of all A's victory scenes since the two fought. The host was so angry that he immediately forgot all about his family and called us to cut out his victory scenes together. , as a counterattack.
When the two of them are together, they are very childish, but I am actually quite envious.
Closer to home, talk about what happened today.
After the landlord hooked A's clothes to the iron nails and tore them apart, he ran all the way to catch up with the school girl.According to his usual personality, the poster would never dare to catch up. Today he is so bold, it should be because he was so excited by A that he didn't think clearly.The school girl has a good personality, so she stopped and asked him what happened.The landlord was speechless at this time, staring at her in a daze, but could not utter a word with his lips tightly closed.He was originally clean, but at that time it was as if he had seen a ghost, his face turned green and then white, white and then blue.
The landlord hid it very well at the time. If I hadn't known it in advance, I wouldn't have been able to see that he stuttered.The people around him, including the school girl, didn't know what happened, and looked at him with very strange eyes.After a while, the host wiped his eyes calmly and slowly, then turned to a female classmate next to the junior and said, "Last time your toilet was blocked, and I helped you fix it once. It has been fine recently, right?"
The female classmate was stunned for a long time before saying: "The toilet in our dormitory is very good, and it has never been blocked again. Thank you for your concern."
Then, the landlord didn't even look at the school girl again, turned around and walked away slowly.After that, he sat motionless on the bench under the tree behind the dormitory, his eyes were red. 】
[Floor 16: The insight on the 15th floor is very incisive! 】
[Floor 17: The host is really pitiful, does he stutter like this when he meets a girl he likes? 】
[Floor 18: So now the pursuit of junior girls has become secondary?It's crooked! Hey! 】
[Original: On the 15th floor, it is useless for you to beautify the relationship between me and A.Recently, A has played new tricks again, and now I can't sleep because of tossing and turning, why don't I write it out to let everyone feel his despicableness.
Among the six people in Dormitory A, one of them has a good relationship with me.Since he had a bad relationship with A, he has tipped me off from time to time so that I can know myself and the enemy.The night before yesterday, he told me that the school girl had agreed to A's date and was going out to watch a movie together.
After I heard it, it was like a blow to the head, my head was buzzing, and my feet were as unreal as if I had stepped on cotton.
If you've ever had a girl you liked but didn't dare to confess to, you'll definitely feel my regret, unwillingness, heartache, and exhaustion of energy.The school girl has never promised anyone a date. Now that she wants to go to the movies with A, it must mean to develop well.
I lay on my bed in a daze at night, not knowing what to do.When I was confused, the roommate called me again, saying that he had made a mistake.It turned out that A and the junior were not dating, but the junior's roommate had a birthday party, and invited a group of people to watch a movie together, and A was also invited.
I heard the words and immediately came back to life.
I asked my friends to help me match up, and I worked secretly, and finally went to the movies with them.Things went smoothly. When we gathered at the school gate yesterday afternoon, A unexpectedly saw me and was a little upset.
This is how he talked to me: "I didn't expect you to come too, I don't know how you will talk to her later."
I said politely: "Don't worry about it, you have talked to her several times, but you still haven't caught up with her? Also, I fought you three times last night, but you didn't seem to win any of them."
He sneered and said, "It doesn't matter, the video of you losing to me six games in a row is still there, and that is an impossible record."
I was also angry when I heard it: "It was because I was sick that day, otherwise I wouldn't let you get cheap."
"You still ask me to play games when you are sick, but you like me very much."
I said angrily: "I was sick that day, and the time to play games was during class. Who knew you also played games in class, otherwise how could I run into you?"
He still opened his mouth to refute, and at that moment, the long black hair was fluttering in the distance, and the junior girl appeared in a light red dress.
A and I looked at each other, but neither of us acted rashly, looking at each other calmly.Fighting in ClashRoyale for several months, it is a taboo for military strategists to act before the enemy. We have already developed the habit of "if the enemy does not move, I will not move".When I played against A, sometimes I could wait for more than a minute without moving until the last 30 seconds before attacking.
The school girl is getting closer, but we are still staring at each other closely.
A sneered in a low voice: "You dare not talk to her, so your purpose today is to prevent me from talking to her."
I also sneered and didn't answer.
The school girl finally came to us, and together with a few girls, she took the initiative to say hello to the two of us.A and I had scruples, worried that the other party would tear us down, neither of us dared to act first.I gave a slight "hmm", and A saw that I had a reaction, and then "hmm" as a response.
Seeing that we were not very enthusiastic, they started talking with several other boys.
Naturally, A and I have already evaluated the other boys present in our hearts.These boys are not as good as the two of us in appearance and ability, so they hardly pose any threat, let alone.
I glanced at the school girl out of the corner of my eye, and found that she was talking to a boy named F, so I was relieved.I don’t know if you have any impression, but I said before that when I applied for an exchange student, I was disturbed by A, and I finally wrote a letter to refuse to go. At that time, the person who got this quota was F.There is also the selection of the top ten influential people on campus. Both A and I withdrew, so the editor changed it to interview F, but he was not selected.
F has a good personality, he looks simple and honest, and has good abilities, but he is neither arrogant nor impetuous, nor does he compete for the limelight.Both A and I think he is good, and we feel more at ease with our school girl by his side, at least we won't be chased by boys with bad intentions.So A and I concentrated on keeping each other in check, preventing each other from getting close to our school girls.
We watched each other's actions along the way, and we fell silently behind everyone in a tacit understanding, and finally came to the cinema. A's head is relatively simple, only thinking about not letting me get close to the school girl, never expecting that I have already made arrangements.
We went to the movies with more than 20 people. There are not so many connected seats in the movie theater, so we have to sit separately.The tickets are pre-booked, A is assigned to the northwest corner, and the ticket in my hand is on the right side of the school girl.
I looked back at A slightly proudly.He was visibly angry, squinting like I'd betrayed him.
My heart is more and more comfortable!
When the movie ended and we returned to the school gate, A looked at me meaningfully and said, "I'm finally sitting next to her, are you happy?"
Of course I couldn't lose face in front of him, so I said calmly, "We talked a lot."
"Can you speak fluently in front of her?"
"can."
Actually not.
Even in the dark, I couldn't communicate with her.
I sat next to the junior girl, her hand was on the armrest, within reach.I was so excited about this close contact that I almost jumped up and dared not move.
The junior girl tilted her head to face me, as if she wanted to chat with me, but I was so nervous that I was sweating all over, and couldn't say anything except a few monosyllabic words.She didn't force it, she said a few words casually, and gradually chatted with F who was sitting on the left.
I had mixed feelings about this movie, and I couldn't even pay attention to what was on the screen.If you've ever sat next to a girl you have a crush on for two and a half hours without being able to say a word, you know my palpitations and frustration.
A raised his eyebrows and looked at me for a while, then left without saying a word.
I thought it was finally over, but just this morning, A hit me back.
I usually read a lot of miscellaneous books, including detectives, classics, suspense, love, adventure, and tomb robbery. I also read online novels, especially fantasy ones.There was a very popular novel recently, because it was about cultivating immortals, so I read it from beginning to end.Although this novel is about the love between two men, but the writing is relatively clear and cryptic, and the plot is quite exciting, which does not hinder my reading, so I also like it very much.
I don't know what happened to this matter, let A know.
There are many fan pictures in this novel. This morning, A tweeted me an ink painting of two male protagonists leaning against each other on Weibo, and wrote: "So you like reading this type of book."
This book is very popular now. Many girls in the school have read it. Even if the boys haven't read it, most of them know the title of the book. A intentionally uses such an ambiguous tone, and the poses of the two people in the fanart are very intimate, and his heart can be punished!
I was just mad.
One can imagine the consequences of this incident.
I received private messages from more than 30 people that day, from middle school classmates to college alumni, all asking me if I like boys.While most of them were joking, I felt there was always something dubious about their jokes.
What makes me most uncomfortable is that the roommate of the school girl also wrote a comment: "It turns out that the senior also likes to read it. We talk about this book every night in our dormitory."
This incident is such a big deal, the school girl must have known about it.No matter how I explain it now, I can't explain it clearly. 】
[Floor 20: The plot is like a runaway wild horse. What direction is it developing now?In panic. 】
[Floor 21: I thought it was a building discussing how to pursue girls, what has become of it now?It's kind of scary to keep going. 】
[Floor 22: I just want to ask, are you both very assured that Xuemei is by F's side? 】
[Floor 23: I was also tricked by the title.So the conclusion is, if you can't catch up with girls, is it easy for boys to go in an unpredictable direction? 】
[Floor 24: The landlord disappeared again? 】
[Floor 25: The landlord is sleeping.He fought for six hours straight last night, hitting 21 matches with the A's.According to the poster, he beat A to nothing and won eight games in a row.This morning he posted the video of his victory on Weibo, laughed a few times, and then collapsed, lying motionless on the bed and sleeping all day.
Give you a taste of his Weibo.
"At the end of the night, the gunpowder smoke clears, and the wind is born by the sword. It is hard to lose in a lifetime, and you will never leave your name through the ages."
The meaning of this sentence is: at dawn, my magnificent figure stands leaning on the long sword in the gunpowder smoke.It is not easy to lose in this life, so I had no choice but to retire to the mountains and forests without leaving a name.
In less than 5 minutes, A's Weibo was also updated.
"Fengliu leans on the sword to stand, but how can he laugh at the army. Seeking defeat is victory, and eight games count as a lifetime?"
I don't understand the word A, what does it mean? 】
[Floor 26: I understand, he used an allusion here.
Emperor Gao Wei of the Northern Qi Dynasty had a stutter and dared not speak to outsiders except his servants since he was a child.At the critical moment when the Northern Qi Dynasty was attacked, the minister wrote a speech for Gao Wei and asked him to read it in front of the soldiers crying bitterly to boost morale.But Gao Wei is a useless coward. When he arrived at the barracks, he was so frightened that he stuttered and couldn't speak, so he laughed to cover up in a panic.The soldiers didn't know that the emperor was speechless, and thought that we all fought and died for you, so you can still laugh?Everyone was disheartened, and the morale of the army was slackened, so the Northern Qi Dynasty also perished.
A means that no matter how good-looking you are, you still have a stutter.It's not easy to lose, but winning eight games counts as a lifetime? 】
[Floor 27: Oh my god, isn't it just to update Weibo, and also need to write poems? 】
[Floor 28: A even if he insinuates that the poster stutters, it’s still so cryptic, I’m afraid others will see it.I feel very scared, always have a bad feeling.I'm really here to learn how to court girls, please don't let my nightmare come true. 】
[Original poster: I have never liked boys since I was a child, so don't talk nonsense like everyone else said.
This morning things suddenly took off.
A few floor tiles in the bathroom of the junior dormitory have been broken for a long time, and it is easy to scratch the feet when taking a bath.The school girls reported it many times, and the dormitory manager said that they would take someone to have a look at it when they were free in a few days, but it probably couldn't be repaired for them right away.A few girls were afraid of getting hurt in the shower, but they couldn't repair the floor, so they bought floor tiles and asked me to help.
Let alone, I'm going to repair the floor for my school girl. 】
[Floor 30: The boy is worthless and doesn't know how to chase after him, so the girl has to make excuses for him to behave. 】
[Floor 31: I only care about the progress of him and A. 】
[Floor 32: Where did the landlord go?What happened next? 】
[Floor 33: Don’t wait, the host and A were sent to the housekeeper to be punished. We don’t know the result yet, and we are also worried. 】
[Floor 34: What happened, how could you be punished? 】
[Floor 35: I was not at the scene, but I heard that the host met A when he was repairing the bricks. The two were busy in the bathroom together, but they were locked by someone from the outside.Later, when the dormitory manager opened the door, the host was not wearing a shirt and was pressed to the ground by A, both of them were wet.The dormitory manager said that they were indecent, and now they are asked to go back to the dormitory and face the wall to think about their mistakes. 】
[Floor 36: Oh my god, something really happened. 】
[Floor 37: I can't imagine what the two of them did inside. 】
[Floor 38: Landlord, how can you treat me like this?What about pursuing the school girl?My heart is bleeding, you know that? 】
[Original: I didn't have anything to do with him, don't talk nonsense!I'll talk about that later, I'm pretty darn screwed right now. 】
[Floor 40: The host is indeed in a bad mood recently, please stop making fun of him.He applied for a scholarship when he was in college, and has been relying on the scholarship, while working as an amateur swimming coach to earn living expenses.However, because of his recent punishment for being indecent, the school may have to cancel his scholarship, and he will not be able to apply for an exchange student next year.He is a little scared now, and he doesn't want to tell his family that he is very depressed. 】
[Floor 41: That's how it is!Can the landlord explain it?Let’s just say that what happened in the bathroom in the girls’ dormitory that day was all a misunderstanding. 】
[Floor 42: How to explain?Generally speaking, it is against the rules for boys to enter girls' bathrooms, right?The girls probably let them in secretly.Even if it's not indecent, at least it's a violation of house rules. 】
[Floor 43: Unexpectedly, things have become so serious. 】
[Floor 44: It's been a few days, is there a follow-up?After all, the two of them are influential figures in the department, so it's not really going to ruin them like this, right? 】
[Floor 45: People who can't get used to this kind of overwhelming sense of superiority the most, what kind of influential figures, it's too fake, it's better to be punished to death. 】
[Floor 46: The sourness on the 45th floor is going to skyrocket. If they can't catch up with girls, they're going to go on the wrong path. Are you still not satisfied? 】
[Floor 47: I hope the host will turn the bad luck into good luck. 】
[Old Landlord: Thank you for your concern, this matter is finally settled.In order to eliminate unnecessary misunderstandings, I'd better talk about the matter from beginning to end.
To reiterate, I am not going on an evil path, so please don't speculate for no reason.
On the way to the dormitory of the school girl that day, I ran into A, and we met on a narrow road. Of course, we couldn't help but be provocative with words.At that time, the school girl and two girls happened to come out to pick me up, and A said that he had no class in the morning and could help repair the floor together.The two laborers worked fast, of course they couldn't wish for it, so they readily invited him in.They didn't notice the atmosphere between the two of us.
I am very angry about this.
Not long after, the junior girls and roommates settled us down and went to class, and there were only the two of us left in the bathroom.
As long as the two of us are alone together, we will fight tit for tat.I don’t remember who started it first, we bickered with each other sentence by sentence, I said he broke the record and lost eight games in a row, and he made fun of me reading Tanmei novels.I hated him the most for using this incident to splash my dirty water. I was so angry that I accidentally lifted the shovel in my hand, scratched my left arm and bled, and immediately cried out in pain.
Seeing that my shirt was bleeding, he took off my shirt and dragged me to clean the wound under the shower head.I didn't expect that he didn't say anything to ridicule, but handled it for me very seriously. At that time, his state of mind was very subtle and a little uncomfortable.At this time, the door of the bathroom was suddenly closed, and a key was turned in the lock, and the two of us were locked unexpectedly.
We were stunned immediately, no one opened the door outside, and there was no sound, we thought it was broken.
Entering the bathroom in the girls' dormitory without permission violated the regulations. I am a scholarship winner with excellent academic performance. A usually has a good reputation, and if the story of being locked in the girls' bathroom with me gets out, it will definitely make people laugh.
We were angry and anxious, not knowing who was setting us up.
A slowly calmed down, squatting on the ground again and continuing to mend the floor, and said calmly: "Even if you are in a hurry, it will not help. Someone deliberately framed him, and this time he got his way."
I said angrily: "Who is so idle?"
"I don't know. Your arm is oozing blood again, I'll get it for you." He frowned again and pulled me to flush the water under the disheveled head.
I don't want to take his favor, but my wound is lime-stained and may fester, and must be washed.As the saying goes, a good man does not suffer from immediate losses. I did not refuse his kindness, but my face was a little embarrassed.
We have been standing under the canopy, the water is splashing, and there is no other movement.He lowered his head to clean my wound, and asked, "You stutter when you meet someone you like, how do you chase after him?"
I looked at him silently, and felt a little depressed.In fact, it doesn't matter whether he competes with me or not. I can't have a girlfriend for the rest of my life like this.I whispered, "You don't have to worry about me, just take care of yourself."
He frowned again and said, "Actually, in the matter of chasing people, I want to beat you easily. But every time I want to make a move, I can't bear it, for fear that you will be hurt."
I was a little annoyed when I heard the words, and said, "If you want to chase after a school girl, you can chase after her. What are you doing if you are afraid that I will be sad? You can't chase after yourself at all, and you still use me as an excuse."
Hearing this, he said angrily, "Can't I catch up?"
I sneered and pulled my arm away, pushing him away to get out of the small room.He grabbed my hand and slapped my waist.He practiced karate all the year round and was very strong. At that time, I had just stepped out with my left foot and stepped on the half-repaired floor.
He panicked and quickly reached out to help me.But by then it was already too late, I couldn't stop my downward fall, and I took him along with me to lose my center of gravity, and fell to the ground in an ambiguous posture.I won't describe it in detail, but it's just ugly.
Everything was God's will, at this time the door of the bathroom opened, and he and I looked up in panic at the same time, and saw the dormitory manager walking in with a maintenance worker.
Now I am waiting for the notice of the punishment to come down, and it is estimated that the scholarship will not be available. 】
[Floor 49: Actually, I really want to know how the two of them fell to the ground. 】
[Floor 50: Didn't you say that?The landlord is not wearing a shirt, A is on top of him, and the rest can be imagined by yourself. 】
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