Time travel baby notes

.The thing that seemed to be thrown at random just now must be the trigger of the black humanoid paper formation. Using the monster's fast movement to avoid this "hidden weapon", another formation can be opened.I really underestimated him just now.

Yan Zhi hummed twice, thinking who is afraid of whom?He also followed, watching the play from a distance he thought was safe.

The little monk was very proud.Flicking the sleeve of the small floral nightgown, he walked up to the monster, smiled brightly at him, and pretended to chant the Buddha's name: "Amitabha! Big brother, are you swollen? Are you feeling uncomfortable? Feeling Trembling all over, burning with anger? Ouch~ Don't look at me so affectionately, I will be shy..."

The monster was full of anger, roaring non-stop at the young monk, baring its teeth and claws, its appearance was very frightening.

The little monk laughed.I didn't know where to take out a roast chicken, tore off a piece of chicken leg, and said vaguely: "Don't...don't look at me like this, I will think...you are interested in me...I already have someone I like...uh ...It smells so good...Brother, just give up..."

The monster was so angry that it roared to the sky with a shrill and ear-piercing voice, as if ten thousand ghosts were screaming, the sound waves rang far and wide, and the sound shook the sky.

Yan Zhi was dumbfounded.This little monk is really top-notch, and the monsters are so angry that they are delirious.

Seeing the monster's actions, the little monk flew back to hide in the banana forest just now, bit off a chicken wing and gnawed on it, looking around with a serious face.

Seeing this, Yan Zhi yelled at the young monk for his lack of conscience and no Buddhist demeanor, and quickly hid back to the hiding place just now, baring his teeth and threatening the young monk to express his dissatisfaction.

The little monk had a serious face, with a chicken wing in his mouth, he raised the chicken in his hand to Yan Zhiyang, and threw it over.

Yan Zhi hurriedly caught it, and looked suspiciously at the generous young monk, seeing him nodding his head repeatedly to signal that he was welcome.So he was really impolite, and bit off another chicken leg, his mouth was full of greasy, delicious taste.

Yan Zhizheng felt that the roast chicken tasted very good and he enjoyed eating it.In a trance, he heard the sound of the wind behind him. He was very grateful for the sudden burst of reflex nerves from fighting in his previous life. He rolled to the right with the roast chicken in his arms, turned over and shrank under a banana tree, and looked back at the road that had just attacked behind him. Strong wind.

It was a dark shadow.Under the watery moonlight, a strange figure appeared. Its limbs were extremely long and eye-catching. With wings on its back, it circled the night sky like an oversized mosquito.

Yan Zhi was taken aback.He hurriedly bent down to avoid another sharp claw of the big mosquito, but the big mosquito didn't let go, turned around and attacked him again.Yan Zhi trembled in fright, this was the first time he saw this thing in his life, he did not expect this big mosquito to be so enthusiastic, no matter how he dodged left and right, he insisted on chasing him.

On the side, the little monk took out another fruit and directed Yan Zhi while eating: "Hey! Run to the left... eh? Right to the right... No, no... Be flexible! The next one comes again! Hehehe... ... Mmm! It tastes good..."

Yan Zhi was furious.Whose Guawazi deserves such a beating, seeing that he can't stand it anymore, and he still doesn't help, throwing anything to save him is better than him running around without thinking.

"Then who... the hero, throw something to save this fairy... my son, I can't stand it anymore..."

The little monk was having a good time eating, watching it interestingly, he shook his head and said, "No, no. I see that you still have a lot of strength, run a little longer, and tire that thing."

Yan Yi almost vomited blood.Dodging a sneak attack, he changed hands and threw the roast chicken in his hand at the little monk, "Whose melon baby? He doesn't know how to respect the elders at all!" Turning back to the monster, he said, "Big brother, let's go! Get rid of this social cancer and protect the old man!" peace of mankind."

Yan Zhi staggered and ran towards the little monk, smiling ferociously.

As soon as the little monk saw him coming, he threw the fruit core in his hand and ran away, shouting: "Kill the monk... the villain brought a monster to kill the monk... save the monk..."

Yan Zhi gritted his teeth with a smile, he thought he had some tricks, but he turned around and ran away, this time he really burst out laughing.

The little monk ran while laughing, very happy.

The monster brothers chased and screamed, very vicious.

Yan Zhi ran and hid, very embarrassed.

The little monk unexpectedly showed his pair of short legs to the fullest, maintaining the first advantage and not lagging behind.Yan Zhi was so miserable that he had to use all his strength to blink to avoid being overtaken by the monster behind him.

The three maintained this strange formation and ran around the inner courtyard for more than three times.Yan Zhi secretly planned, he made up his mind to take revenge on the little monk, a socialist scum, and at the price of being caught by a monster to get a few strands of hair off, he gathered enough strength to suddenly pounce on the little monk, who was still complacent about the world with his short legs Wushuang, unexpectedly being thrown down by Yan Zhi, his face was covered in ashes.

Yan Zhi hugged the struggling little monk, and shouted: "Brother, hurry up, I'll catch this melon for you, hit if you want to hit, bite if you want to bite. Hurry up, don't be too polite, we are all brothers!"

Hearing this, the little monk struggled even harder, "You idiot, let me go quickly, you will suffer retribution for such a respected monk who treats me so highly! Let go!"

"Oh?" Yan Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Are you still highly respected? I think it's almost as bad as a sinister villain! Hurry up, big brother, hurry up!"

The monster was stunned by the sudden movement of these two people, then raised its head to the sky and screamed, and rushed towards Yan Zhi and the little monk, intending to swallow them all rolling on the ground.

Yan Zhi's mind was blank, it's over, it's over, he died in the first lower realm, should he be so bad?His famous name...

I will never see Mr. Xiaopeng again...

I will never see my future wife again...

never again...

I can no longer smell that elegant lotus fragrance...

The little monk was held in Yan Zhi's arms, his big eyes fluttered with tears glistening, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... how sad to die like this! help... "

Yan Zhi heard what the little monk said, and shouted together: "Help me! I haven't married a wife yet and have children! I don't want to die! Help... my wife... I'm sorry! I may have to go first! See you in the next life !"

The two hugged each other and shouted, and the wind was blowing in their ears. It was obvious that the monster was approaching, but the world was quiet in the next second. The expected death did not come, and the nose smelled the elegant lotus fragrance, so beautiful.

Yan Zhi opened his eyes.A cold figure stood in front of him.This man was dressed in black, his ankle-length black hair was somewhat disheveled, his back was slender and straight, and he was particularly elegant and dusty under the moonlight.

"Old Immortal..." Yan Zhi murmured, and then he was startled by his address, shut his mouth quickly, and secretly prayed that Tianjun, the old man, must not have heard, must not have heard.

Chapter 10

Yunyuan Tianjun didn't turn his head, and looked at the monster in front of him lightly, his eyes were not sharp, but it made the monster dare not take a step forward.The monster's blood-red pupils stared at Yan Zhi and the little monk, let out a resigned roar, and flew away with wings.

Yan Zhi breathed a sigh of relief.Sure enough, no matter when and what happens, as long as this person comes forward, even if he doesn't say a word, he can calm down the situation. If it is on Earth, he must be a mafia boss.

The little monk was very happy, broke free from Yan Zhi's shackles, looked up at Yunyuan Tianjun, and pretended to say: "Amitabha." Seeing Yan Zhi's soul wandering in Taixu like an idiot, he happily shook the little floral nightgown gone.

Yunyuan Tianjun looked back at Yan Zhi and said, "Go to sleep." He turned and left.

Yan Zhi was stunned for a moment, then stood up and patted the dirt.Suddenly, I thought of the monster trapped in front of the children's room, and wondered if I could get rid of it.Also, there's such a commotion here, why didn't anyone in the house come out?After thinking about it, Tianjun didn't say anything, so he must have already dealt with it.

I don't know anything, I don't know anything.

Yan Zhi hypnotized himself and went back to sleep.

The next day.

There is no soul boy serving in the lower realm.Yan Zhi got up early, knocked on the door of Yunyuan Tianjun, and waited for him to wash up.

Yun Yuan began to close his eyes and meditate.

Immortals don't need to eat five grains for a long time, but Yan Zhi still insists on the living habits of human beings. Seeing that Yunyuan Tianjun didn't think of having breakfast at all, and remembering that he accidentally called out the name "Old Immortal" last night, he felt in his heart Feeling weak, he decided to please him very dog-leggedly, and asked in a low voice: "Tianjun doesn't need breakfast?"

Yunyuan Tianjun shook his head lightly.

"Doesn't Tianjun dislike the taste of those five grains? What does Tianjun want to eat? Yan Zhi went to talk to the cook." Yan Zhi was afraid that he would refuse, so he said: "Even immortals still have to eat three meals a day , If you don’t eat, what’s the role of the stomach? I have a friend who eats irregularly, and was later diagnosed with stomach cancer..."

Yunyuan Tianjun opened his eyes, and looked at Yan Zhi with a slightly strange meaning, his eyes were indifferent, and he said nothing.

Yan Zhi hurriedly covered his mouth, secretly annoyed that he was talking too much, in case the old fairy knew that Yan Zhi was only a shell left, and that he was not the real Yan Zhi, he couldn't guarantee that this fairy who hadn't lost a single defeat since he was two hundred years old I won't slap him to death.So Yan Zhi waited anxiously for a long while, but Tianjun gradually relaxed after seeing that Tianjun had no intention of killing him.

Yunyuan Tianjun didn't say anything.After a while, he looked at the willow tree outside the window and said, "Those things are very tasteless."

Yan Yi was taken aback, it turned out that the old gods disliked the poor craftsmanship of those cooks!Hey!Don't tell me sooner!Heaving a sigh of relief in his heart, he said, "Tianjun, how about Yan Zhi being in charge of your meals in the future? Cough cough... I have made a lot of fun in Yunyou Palace, and Jin Ye really likes it. How about... I'll make it for you ?”

Yunyuan Tianjun frowned, glanced at Yan Zhi, Yan Zhi quickly lowered his head, and said: "It's Yan Zhitang