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After smelling the pork, he dipped the half bowl of clear soup carefully, put it in his mouth, chewed it, and chewed it again.

The subordinates behind him also picked up the steamed wild pork and dipped it in the soup, chewed it, and chewed it again.

Chewed quietly, and chewed again.

The Red Snake Essence stared at a round egg and swallowed. In order to have a better figure, he made a food list for himself: one egg, one piece of pork ribs, one piece of rabbit leg, and two mouthfuls of clear soup.After making the list, I couldn't wait to swallow the egg and licked my lips. It seemed that I didn't taste anything, or... try another one?

When the red snake spirit tricked herself into swallowing eggs one by one, the female goblins also swallowed the eggs one by one, very neatly and rhythmically.

A lyric flashed in Yan Zhi's mind: follow me to swallow eggs one by one, two by three, four by one, and watch the fairy one by two, three by four...

He looked at the goblins who were eating crazily, and couldn't help laughing, but he felt a gaze looking at him, and he looked over, but saw the evildoer in white chewing something slowly, looking at him with a smile on his face , he thought, this evildoer is also helping, so it is better not to ignore him too much, so he nodded very politely, and the evildoer smiled deeper, with barbs in his small eyes, which is astonishingly evil.

Yan Zhi let out a dry cough and quickly looked away, chanting the name of the old god in his heart to clear his mind, but why he chanted the name of Yunyuan Tianjun, he himself didn't know, maybe it was just a passing word?

The black bear monster was crying and laughing, and finished his meal foolishly. After being fumigated by putting a pair of obscene pants on his nose, he finally returned to normal.Seeing that the scene was serious enough, he cleared his throat and said, "What's your opinion on how to deal with these three cooks?"

Mr. Leopard, who was picking his teeth, and the Red Snake Spirit, who had already started to stretch his arms and legs, looked at each other, and after exchanging glances with each other, he said: "Brother, you see, these three people are too brave. How dare you not eat enough, this is really abominable! Brothers, don’t you think so?” With a loud voice, the little monsters who were grabbing meat under the table woke up, and the little monsters protested one after another. Not full.

Mr. Leopard hiccupped in agreement.

The corners of Yan Zhi's mouth twitched and he was sweating coldly, Long Er looked at him blankly.

The black bear monster nodded deeply, and said again: "What else?" He looked at the red snake spirit who was doing difficult movements.

The red snake essence stood on the ground with its tail supporting its body, and shook its arms and said, "I also feel that the meal preparation is not careful enough, and the egg shells are not peeled clean, which affects digestion and affects the figure."

A group of goblins who followed suit echoed: "There are still hairs that haven't been shaved clean."

Yan Zhi's face was dark, he was frightened by the lack of a leg, Long Er was at a loss.

The black bear monster nodded in pain, sighed and said: "It's a pity, these three cooks are not loved by everyone, so I have no choice but to..." At this point, his sad face changed, and he smiled naively: "This king has no choice but to put the three cooks together. Received to be a wife in the room, brothers, you should find another good cook!"

All the goblins and Yan Zhi were shocked: "What?"

Afterwards Mr. Leopard gave up, stopped picking his teeth, and hurriedly said: "Actually, brother, I don't care about these things, eating less is good for the circulation of body energy, and can maintain a good figure, so we don't care about the three That's what the cook is about."

The subordinates behind him stopped grabbing meat, and they all said that they didn't care about this point, the skin is good when you are full, and the goblins know it!

The Red Snake Essence stopped twisting her waist, and said while spitting a snake: "Brother, I also think that the cooks are actually good. Egg shells and wild boar hair are still effective for skin care, so I found out that the young man is also involved in beauty treatment." , my family is so envious..."

The goblins behind said that eggshells and wild boar hair are the best.

When the black bear monster heard that someone was going to rob him of the cook, he was immediately upset, his eyes turned red immediately, and he took an attacking posture in front of the three of them, and said with a defensive face: "Little two and three, what do you mean? You want to rob someone with me!" ?”

Chapter 19

Mr. Leopard immediately shouted for injustice, and said, "Brother, what are you talking about, even if my younger brother has the heart and the guts of a leopard, he would not dare to rob you! The younger brother just said that the preparation of this feast was very good, and it won the joy of your elder brother." , it is reasonable for brother to want to keep them in the house. But think about it, if there are too many women, there will be intrigues, and it is also the same if there are too many men. It’s a mess, don’t you worry about it? Big brother, you are destined to be in the immortal class, how can you be stained with mortal world by mere mortals?”

Mr. Leopard's eyes shone brightly, and he deliberately paused, hungering the appetite of the black fur monster.Sure enough, the black bear monster was listening to himself talking about the good things about being in the fairy class with relish and fantasizing about it, when he was suddenly stopped, anxious, and asked, "And then? Tell me quickly."

The Red Snake at the side agreed with a charming smile, and continued: "Brother, you can also fill in the house with cooks, but you can't have too many, otherwise it will damage your Dao heart. It’s best to choose only one to fill in the room.”

When the black bear monster heard it, he was angry at first. The two monsters obviously wanted to leave two cooks to serve their meals. After thinking about it, the two monsters made sense. Even if they could only choose one, they would let the other two come over It is also feasible to lay hands on it!His face changed to a silly smile, and he couldn't help nodding his head: "You guys are right, it's annoying to fill in too many houses, so tell me, which one should I choose to fill in the house?"

Mr. Baozi rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Brother, you are handsome and charming. Look at these three people, the only one who can barely match you is the boy in white. Take a look, Brother, is it okay?"

The black bear monster looked back at Yan Zhi, the only one in white among the three of them, looking up and down, his eyes were pretty, and his eyebrows would frown slightly when staring at people, yes, that's it...

While the black fur monster was sizing up Yan Zhi, Lord Leopard and Red Snake Demon had already issued orders to their subordinates in code words, and the subordinates obeyed the order and yelled furiously aside:

"My lord, my lord! That white dress is the prettiest, you guys match so well---"

"My lord, that cripple has bad legs and it's inconvenient to prepare meals——"

"My lord, that deaf man has bad ears and can't hear your sexy voice---"

"My lord, a cripple will not be able to do it at first glance, and it will affect the harmony of the married life---"

"Your Majesty..."

Amidst the noisy discussions of the goblins, the white dress smiled and remained silent from beginning to end, like a white flower with a strong fragrance, lingering alone in the chaotic world.

Yan Zhi didn't bother to notice the white-flowered Ling Ao, and stared fiercely at the black fur-monster who was smiling silly in front of him with his dark eyes, trying to scare off the big boss with his fierce eyes, but saw the black fur-monster staring at him and laughed even more foolishly.

The black bear monster is more fond of the white-clothed man the more he looks at it, and his mouth is watering excitedly when he thinks that after getting married, he will be the only one who can eat these delicacies every day.

From Yan Zhi's point of view, it was the black bear monster who looked at him drooling and looking fierce, and said in his heart, "I've been missed by people, by monsters?"Damn!Still a man!Heaven, earth!Where are you, old fairy?There is a male monster who wants to eat Tang's monk meat!Come escort!

The black bear monster is also a very vain monster. Seeing Yan Zhi's slightly fearful gaze, he nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand pretending to be chic, and said, "Little two and three, you should choose a date right away. This king wants to have a date with this ..." Turning to ask Yan Zhi who was on the verge of collapse, "Cook, what's your name?"

Finally the volcano erupted, Yan Zhi roared, "I call you father!"

The black bear monster was stunned for a moment, and immediately announced with a silly smile: "Choose a good day, this king wants to marry this Nidie son!"

After Hei Xiong finished his strange words, Mr. Leopard immediately flattered him with Huang Li: "Hey brother, five days will be a good day!"

"Okay! My prince will get married in five days. Xiao Er, you and Xiao San will prepare for related matters, brothers! Get busy!"

Mr. Leopard and Red Snake looked at each other, and were delighted that they could keep two main chefs, but they didn't know that the real main chef had already been sent out by himself, and he called his subordinates to start preparing for the wedding banquet in five days. Although there is no need to deal with the matter, it cannot be stingy.

In the chaos, Yan Zhi was taken to a clean room by Xiao Yao to rest, but in fact, he was detained in another place to prevent him from escaping.

The next Heifeng Village was completely bustling with lights and festoons.Que Yi and Long Er were once again appreciated by the leaders for their good food preparation last time, and they had a group of little demons who volunteered to help them. Although some little demons felt that the quality of the meals had declined, some felt that the quantity was more important, so the two Human status is still very high.Therefore, the meals for the wedding banquet were prepared by two five-star chefs from Heifengzhai, and the demons were full of expectations for the dishes of the wedding banquet.

Yan Zhi fell asleep in a mess in the noisy environment.After waking up, I was stunned for a few seconds. After the boot was successful, I was immediately annoyed and frantic after recovering my memory. After watching Zong Lai’s food, I struggled for a while. Cleaned up.Then Red Snake Essence and his subordinates came in. The way was to measure the size to make a wedding gown, but Yan Zhi refused to follow, but was bewitched by Snake Fairy's winking eyes, and obediently allowed herself to be measured. Afterwards, the woman wiped her face.Alas... Yan Zhi sighed, don't mention the past again.

After the Red Snake Essence left, Yan Shangshang carefully checked whether there was another exit from the room, but unfortunately there was not, so Yan Zhi had no choice but to dig a hole in the ground. He was thinking about it with a bronze mirror. where to start digging