Time travel baby notes

So he asked, "Who made this snack?"

"Oh? What's the matter?"

Yan Zhi took the last piece of pastry and sighed: "It's nothing, I just think he made too delicious! I want to get to know you, I'm a very motivated young man!"

Zijun smiled and asked: "Is it really so delicious? I made it casually. If you like it, I will give it to you later."

Yan Zhi paused biting his snack, looked him up and down, although Zijun looks too evil, he can barely be regarded as a noble tree, with a good temper, a good heart and can cook, such a man is more precious than a giant panda on this earth ah!

Yan Zhi bowed her head depressed, her self-confidence for a long time was hit after meeting Tianjun, and finally got hurt again by another person, and instantly felt that the snacks in her hand were not so delicious!

He leaned on the stone wall, looking at the top of the cave and sighing. Zijun in his sight smiled and looked at him. Suddenly, he felt that it was weird to sit naked in the hot spring and chat with a man. It's just a few men taking a bath together every time, and they don't feel anything. What's wrong with him?Maybe it was because he was frightened by the old god last time.

Yan Zhi bent his body unnaturally.

Zijun looked at Yan Zhi's uncomfortable expression, and said: "I will guard here for three days, no one else will come in, if you get tired of staying in the water, you can come up, and I will bring you food on time .I'll go to the entrance of the cave and watch over you to rest first."

Seeing the white clothes go away, Yan Zhi felt that he had gone too far, didn't he just sit there and smile?What are you thinking about!He pulled his hair angrily and sighed.

I don't know when the old god came to save me, and I don't know what the old god is doing now.

Hey……

The old fairy that Yan Zhi talked about, in fact, escaped with a magic trick not long after Yan Zhi was captured, and was found by a little fairy boy who was looking for him in the lower realm, and came to a small enchantment. I saw a woman—Shangxian Ling Zhi.

Shangxian Ling Zhi is the niece of the Queen Mother and the darling of the fairy world.She was born extremely beautiful, with wonderful eyes like the moon reflected in the autumn water, a figure like a willow and a willow, a blue dress like a butterfly, and three thousand blue hairs swaying like a waterfall without wind. She is really a wonderful person.

When she saw Yunyuan Tianjun, her cheeks were flushed, and she bowed shyly, "Ling Zhi has seen Tianjun."

Yunyuan Tianjun nodded and said, "What's the matter?"

Ling Zhi Shangxian said softly: "According to the divination by the star master, there have been demon generals in the demon world recently. The Jade Emperor hopes that you can go to the demon world to frighten the demon tribe. The human world of the demon tribe does not have much action. How about going to the Demon Realm first?"

Yunyuan Tianjun said in a deep voice: "If the demons don't harm people, why bother. I haven't found too many demons in the human world, so the Jade Emperor must be worrying too much."

Ling Zhi Shangxian nodded, "What Tianjun said is very true, and Ling Zhi also said the same, but the Jade Emperor has already issued an order, so Ling Zhi has no choice but to come to the world to find Tianjun."

Tianjun Yunyuan thought for a while, and said: "In this case... I will go to find the soul boy first, and take him with me."

Of course Ling Zhi Shangxian would not give a soul boy the chance to spoil the two of them being alone, and said hastily: "But Tianjun, the Jade Emperor can't wait, it's more important to do the errands first."

Yunyuan Tianjun hesitated for a moment, presumably Yan Zhi would be fine with that person, so he was relieved, the two immortals went to the Demon Realm together, and they would never think of Yan Zhi's current situation.

You know what it's like to eat the same thing three days in a row?If you want to know, Yan Zhi will be happy to tell you: "What a tragedy for his grandma!"

At first, he was happy to eat such delicious pastries every day, but one day later, he asked, "Can I have something else?"

Zijun: "Didn't you say this is delicious?"

Yan Zhi: "No matter how delicious it is, you can't eat it every day!"

Zijun: "I can only do this."

Yan Zhi: "Then what do you usually eat?"

Zijun: "Just eat this."

Yan Zhi: "How long have you been eating?"

Zijun: "Ten years."

Yan Zhi: "..."

Yan Zhi was defeated and honestly ate pastries for three days.

During this period, Yan Zhi went to the entrance of the cave on a whim, but the guard at the entrance of the cave didn't realize that he had left the hot spring, so he heard the two chatting demons say: "You said that the king found a man to be his wife for some reason, my lord? Are you hungry and didn’t see clearly?”

Another little demon said: "Hey, who knows! Maybe the king really has that hobby. Rich people are self-willed!"

One said: "Our Majesty has no money! But Madam looks fair and clean, maybe she seduced Majesty the Majesty! Otherwise Majesty is such an upright man, a strong man! It is absolutely impossible for Madam to have such a hobby !"

The other said: "Yes, yes, yes... that's it! Hey! Blue face is a disaster..."

"..."

Yan Zhizui suppressed his anger with crooked eyes, retreated into the cave, and angrily told Zi Jun about this matter, but Zi Jun smiled at him instead, Yan Zhi was terrified by his laughter.

Three days passed quickly.Yan Zhi was brought back to the room, explained to Liu An, dismissed him, and lay down on the bed to rest.

There are only two days left between the weddings.

Snake Girl came over with a few demons and tossed and fro with the wedding dresses and other things that had been made in a hurry. The tailor took the ruler and gesticulated for a long time, and finally decided on the size. Snake Girl squeezed Yan Zhi's face before leaving. He smiled and said 'really tender', and left with a group of goblins.

Finally calmed down, Yan Zhi took the time to sleep quickly.

Tossing in that broken cave for three consecutive days, Yan Zhi was sore all over, this time he slept very well, the sun was still high, the old goblin who came to teach Yan Zhi how to behave trotted to Mr. Baozi to complain .

Mr. Baozi came aggressively with his men, tossed about at the door for a while, and finally woke Yan Zhi up.Once the old goblin got the point, he had to "carefully" teach Yan Zhi the rules.

The two days passed quickly amidst Yan Zhi's awkwardness and anticipation, and the wedding day was approaching.

this day.

Red tables, red chairs, red tiles, red walls, and red lanterns, the inside and outside of Heifeng Village are full of red; tree demons, cat demons, snake demons, dog demons, moth demons, coming and going inside and outside the mansion are very lively.

Snake Princess and Leopard Lord linger among all kinds of monsters and ghosts, flowing freely.Zijun is elegant and calm, and responds to various emergencies quickly.Mr. Heixiong was the briskest one. Regardless of the old goblin's dissuasion, he gnawed happily on a wild boar's leg, completely ignoring the ferocious eyes of the wild boar who turned into a human at the next table.

Who wouldn't want to see a beautiful woman?Yan Zhi is no exception.But the beauty in the mirror could only bring him the urge to vomit blood.

Yan Zhi was about to go crazy, he never expected that the person in the mirror who tried so many times was smeared by the goblins, and it seemed to change his face, even if he made a horrible grimace , will become flirtatious and charming, with a variety of amorous feelings in every movement and silence.

Chapter 22

Yan Zhi covered his face and didn't want to take another look.After sending all the goblins out, he just wants to be quiet now.

Not long after, the back of the head was patted, and Yan Zhiben's irritable mood became even more irritable, and he glared at the people behind him, but when he saw that the person behind him turned out to be the young Liu An, he was stunned. An Ye was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Yan Zhi and yelled, "You...you...how do you..."

Thinking of his ghostly appearance, Yan Zhi hurriedly covered his face and shouted, "You misidentified the person, I'm not Yan Zhi."

After Liu An yelled, he recognized this person as Yan Zhi who hadn't seen him for a few days, looked him up and down again, was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and stammered: "You...how did you become like this? They What did they do to you? Did they turn you into a woman with witchcraft? They were too cruel..."

Seeing that he recognized him, Yan Zhi put down his sleeves depressedly, and said, "I didn't turn into a woman, it's called make-up! Do you understand make-up? You're an ancient bumpkin!"

Liu An was speechless, of course he didn't know what makeup was, even if he knew it was his old lady who was drawing eyebrows with eyebrow ink, how could he know the word 'makeup' on this earth?

He stayed with me for a long time, but he still didn't know what 'makeup' was.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Yan Zhi's depression dissipated a lot, so he asked, "Why are you here?"

Liu secretly said: "It was a goblin who brought me here. He said that today is the wedding day of his king, and Madam needs someone with a wink to serve her, so I was brought here."

His face was clear, his eyes lit up and he said: "They must have thought you were my follower and brought you here. This is a good thing, it saves me a lot of trouble, and it is very beneficial for our escape."

Liu An worried: "Can we really escape? This is the den of goblins! If we're not sure, we'd better wait for the nobles to come and save us!"

Yan Zhi got up angrily, walked back and forth, and said, "Hmph! That man has gone somewhere! Isn't he very powerful? He hasn't come to rescue us yet, and he won't really see each other with those women or men. Where are you getting married now! His grandma's! The young master is going to rebel!"

"It's not good for you to say that about the nobleman, maybe he was caught up in other things..."

"What can he do when he comes to the lower realm? Now that the Three Realms are peaceful, there is nothing to worry about!"

Liu An was taken aback for a moment, caught a few words, and asked in confusion: "You said... the lower realm?"

Yan Zhi knew he had made a slip of the tongue, so he pretended to be relaxed and said: "Oh, you heard it wrong, what is the lower realm... Haha, it's a joke."

He didn't know what was wrong with him, but when he thought about what kind of scene it would be if that old fairy really saw someone else and brought a hostess or hostess to Yunyou Palace.Maybe then, he should really leave.

Just thinking about it makes me feel irritable.He twists and turns annoyed