boss, i mean it

"Brother Qingshan, this is the young master of the Duan family."

Under the sun, Yu Cheng had a hand in coarse cloth in front of his eyes, introducing him to the people in the opposite room.

Yu Cheng was holding a fly whisk in his hand, and he was wearing a wide-sleeved blue satin dress, with jade around his waist.He held up his sleeves, and bowed his head towards the thatched hut supported by wooden posts: "Little brother Duan Yu, I'm here to pay my respects to Brother Chen!"

The thatched hut has mud walls, the firewood door is open, and the inside is pitch black.A hearth was supported by bricks and stones outside the door. Inside the hearth was a raging flame, with a few iron brazing sticks stuck in it, and it was reddened by the fire.There was also a handsome boy squatting by the stove, pulling the bellows, looked up at him, and cupped his hands at him.

But it seems that the person I want to meet is not the bellows man.

There was a little noise in the dark room, and a pleasant voice said: "Where does Chen know such a son!" Following the voice, a tall and strong man walked from the darkness to the semi-lit thatched shed.He was wearing a pair of dark blue coarse cloth trousers on his lower body. Without looking at him, he reached out and picked up a big hammer on the stove, wrapped a piece of iron in the hearth with a cloth strip in his left hand, pulled it out and put it aside, and swung the big hammer. The hammer hits the ground with a "dangdangdang".

Sparks splashed everywhere, and the red-hot iron rod was flattened by a hammer. Chen Qingshan bulged out his strong muscles, and sweat glistened on his chest, which made Yu Cheng unable to move his eyes.

In early summer, heat is everywhere, and waves of scorching air rush out of the furnace and bellows.

I don't know how long I stood there in a daze, the blacksmith called "Qingshan" suddenly asked, "Are you going to be an official in the future?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback: "Well, my father has recommended it to the court..."

Chen Qingshan snorted and sneered: "Then what are you doing here?"

A flash of inspiration flashed in Yu Cheng's mind. He put Fuchen on the wooden table beside him, took off his shirt, wrapped his sleeves around his waist, exposed his shoulders and arms, and stretched out his hand to take the hot iron held by Chen Qingshan's left hand. stick.

He said, "I'll help Brother Chen forge iron."

Chen Qingshan didn't refuse either, he held the iron rod and held the hammer with both hands, and continued to rattle until the front end of the iron rod formed a rudimentary shape of a hoe.During the process, the two cooperated tacitly and kept silent.

The iron was already cold, and Chen Qingshan took the handle from Yu Cheng's hand again. At that moment, he touched Yu Cheng's hand, and the two paused at the same time. He raised his eyes and looked at Yu Cheng.

His bright black eyes revealed the reflection of the sun, like two grains of gold, and his facial features were as handsome as a heavenly being.Yu Cheng was stunned, his heart skipped a beat.

Chen Qingshan looked at him, suddenly smiled indistinctly at the corner of his mouth, and said, "What's the word?"

Yu Cheng: "'Xiuyun'."

Chen Qingshan repeated: "Duan Xiuyun?...you go!"

Yu Cheng was so depressed that he wanted to die, and said loudly: "I came here for fame, why does Brother Chen look down on me? Does being an official mean you must be a bad person?!"

With the last few words he yelled, the golden scene turned into a pale ceiling in an instant. The morning light came in through the cracks in the curtains. Yu Cheng lay on the bed, looking at the lampshade on the ceiling, and it took him a long time to recover.

Another dream.

He grabbed the mobile phone next to the bed and turned it on. At 06:30, the elephant next door seemed to be getting up to get dressed.

He can also stay in bed for 5 minutes, recall the scene in his dream, and laugh out loud.Had a dream in late autumn, is he still "Duan Yu"?Isn't that the suave and suave Mr. Pian Pianjia?Wow haha... But "Duan Xiuyun" sounds like "Mr. Broken Sleeve"... I still don't forget my nature in my dream, I'm really gay to the bone...

He turned over and did "twisting towel exercises". After stretching, he remembered the other male protagonist in his dream.

Forgot what he looked like, only remembered that he was terribly handsome, with beautiful muscles... Yu Cheng took a deep breath.

The elephant moved outside and kicked the door: "Ah Cheng, we're going to be late!"

Yu Cheng stood up in a jerk, opened the door and rushed to the bathroom.Elephant came over with his slippers, and looked down at him: "Do you want to set up a tent every day? Your kidneys are recovering!"

Yu Cheng laughed while brushing his teeth, while the elephant was shaving his beard nearby, and when he was splashing water to wash his face, he suddenly said, "Have you been dreaming a lot lately?"

Yu Cheng applied thick foam to his chin, grabbed the razor that the elephant had just used up: "Did you hear that?"

Elephant patted his aftershave: "Oh my god, don't make your voice too loud, okay? Ghosts are screaming, what do you mean 'to be an official, you must be a bad person', shit, you are still an official! Dean of the Seventh Academy!"

Yu Cheng washed his mouth and chin with water, and when he heard what the elephant said, he made a "poof", straightened up and wiped his face, and laughed: "It's quite complete! 'Elephant...haha~haha~ahah...', Lao Gao is also quite complete, transformed!"

Elephant patted him with aftershave: "I've only been here twice, you laugh at him every day! Next time you talk in your sleep, I will ask you for your bank/card password!"

While arguing, the two quickly cleaned up and went out.

On the first day of Yu Cheng's training, the training location was in another building 5 minutes away from Twelve Angry Men's company.As usual, he ate breakfast on the second floor of Twelve Angry Men, packed up the elephant and carried it up to the eighth floor, and then staggered to the training classroom.

When exiting the gate of Twelve Angry Men, a bright black Mondeo beeped, the driver's window was rolled down, Gu Tianjiao stretched out his head, and showed him a handsome and bright smile: "Aaron! Go to school!"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed, and trotted forward: "Brother Gu, it's time to change the car! Change the shotgun to... the cannon!"

Gu Tianjiao laughed: "You mean to say 'a shotgun for a shotgun'?"

Wang Qing was sitting in the co-pilot, and he said hello to him, and Yu Chenghe went back, laughing dryly: "The car has been changed, when is the good day?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled and said: "Before the engagement, the wedding date... about April next year, I will invite you then!"

The two-lane lane is busy, and in a few words, there's a car honking behind the Mondeo.

Yu Cheng said: "Okay, I'll make money now!"

Gu Tianjiao said with a smile: "Take a good class, see you later!" He drove the car away.

Yu Cheng turned his head and looked up at the dusty osmanthus trees on the side of the road ahead, feeling a little depressed.He hooked the woven design bag on his shoulder with his right hand, put his left hand in his trouser pocket, and continued to walk towards the training room with his head down.After walking for 2 minutes, I suddenly jumped for joy, shook off the low air pressure, and hummed a song I heard when I was wearing crotch pants: "He said that this little pain in the wind and rain is nothing... At least I still have dreams!"

Right, having so many sweet dreams with plots and handsome guys every day, enough is enough!

Two-legged frogs are hard to find, but there are plenty of three-legged men! ……Well?What's wrong? ...that's right...

He is happy again.

The newcomer training classes have names, and they all start with "Hundred Years".The course is somewhat biased, separating front-line sales, back-office support and technology.Domestic trade sales are called "Hundred Years Brand", foreign trade sales are called "Hundred Years Foreign Currency", and backgrounds like Yu Cheng's are called "Hundred Years Angry Man". ", "Hundred Angers" and "Hundred Skills".

Based on these classes alone, you can tell that Twelve Angry Men value two things, one is sales and the other is technology.Those who came out of Bainu can be classified as "others", but all the management paratroopers also participated in the training of "Bainu".

Yu Cheng is in the 72nd batch of Bainu, and the new backstage members in the same batch as him, all of them come here for the reputation of Twelve Angry Men, there are about [-] of them, and there is eagerness and anticipation in everyone's eyes.

There are all types and backgrounds.Some girls used to answer late-night calls from mobile companies, because they couldn't take the initiative to hang up customer calls, and sometimes they were forced to listen to some men "Oh... miss... you, please don't... hang up, go on... go on... ...Oh...ah..." The whole salty and wet scene; there was a radio announcer, who came to greet Guankou on the spot, and said in a breathy voice during the day, "Good evening, listeners! I am the late night ghost story of XX station Host, XXX"; there are people who have set up street stalls, resident singers in PUB, and many international big groups who have stunned the ears of ordinary people... In the group Yu Cheng was assigned to, there was a person who was about 30 years old and had a great taste Brother with glasses, asked some advanced questions on the first day, and brought this alumni album on the second day, with a word "Yale" stamped on the dark brown cover, Yu Cheng felt that his eyes were also deafened.

For ten consecutive working days of training, the lecturers were all veterans of Twelve Angry Men.

The characters are changed one by one, but when it comes to Twelve Angry Men, everyone's eyes are shining.What shines brighter than the eyes are the lecturers, men and women, throwing the Prada bags on the table, the Chanel logo on the ears and wrists, and the Hermès silk scarves around the neck, not to mention LV, Gucci, and Boss are full of pits and valleys.

Finally, there was a girl from the finance department with nothing on her body, but the friends in the same group were not used to it, secretly rumored that she would take off her clothes, and there would be a whole set of Victoria's Secret diamond underwear inside... Yu Cheng's eyes became even more deaf, Why are people here so rich?

The veteran said: "When the company started, no one had heard of 'e-commerce'. Everyone thought Yang Yu was a liar and Twelve Angry Men was a pyramid scheme."

The elder said: "When the company started, recruiting people, as long as they have limbs, they want it!"

The veteran said: "When the company started, I couldn't find a job. I walked to the door of this company and asked if I wanted to recruit. I happened to meet the manager at that time. The manager asked, have you heard of email? I said, Oh, I sent an email using QQQ. The manager said, come in and be a supervisor!"

The elders said: "But you see now, the Twelve Angry Men have become a miracle that everyone praises! Our boss Yang Yu said: 'Gold bars and pearls hang out, talented men and heroes run in'...We all love the Twelve Angry Men, thank you Twelve Angry Men, without it, there would be no happy life for us and our family today!"

Yu Cheng listened and regretted it.If I had known five years ago that I didn't go to college and graduated from high school, he would have sent an email too!It is still the famous "Lion" mailbox - of course, "Lion China" has been acquired by the Twelve Angry Men Group at present - it can also be a supervisor when it comes in, and now it is covered with famous brand logos, pearl gold bars, and graduated from Yale In front of the graduate students, I sincerely thank the company.

The training is roughly divided into three parts, the above is the "company legend" part, the original intention may be to cultivate the pride of employees.But in fact, it succeeded in attracting hatred. All the newcomers stared at the stage, spouting that they had caught up with the good time lecturer, and their eyes were full of red "envy", "jealousy", "hate" ".

But among them, Yu Cheng was still moved by a photo.

It was a group photo of Yang Yu and several "angry men" among the founders of Twelve Angry Men under Mount Tai before Twelve Angry Men started their business.The people who took the photo are beautiful and ugly. Some people say that only Yang Yu is the smallest and the most unattractive.But he was leaning against a tree trunk, and the golden sun was shining on his face.He showed a dreamy smile, his smiling eyes were shining, lazy, confident, and hopeful, as if the future was all hope.

That's what idealists and dreamers do.

Yu Cheng hoped that he would do the same.

The second part is "company culture". There is a company value that is used for performance evaluation and salary payment, called "Nine Yin Scriptures".As the name suggests, there are nine work rules that employees are expected to abide by.It is said that the performance evaluation of each quarter in the future will be scored according to the criteria, with a gradient of half a point. A score of 7 is qualified, which means that your boss has read you right; a score of 7.5 is excellent, and a promotion and salary increase is just around the corner; For the gods.Conversely, if it is 8 points, that is the rhythm to be dismissed.

Ma Jiali's grinning face appeared in Yu Cheng's mind, and he picked up a pen and wrote a small "8" on the notebook.

As Ma Jiali said, this part of the content talks a lot about "high-voltage lines" and "kills when touched".Among them are mob fights, violation of laws and disciplines, embezzlement and bribery, defrauding the company of money, deceiving and insulting customers and so on.

Yu Cheng thought to himself, in the sales recordings of the Chinese website, are there still few deceiving customers?Sales at the international station are face-to-face visits, not to mention, is this okay?If this line of water is so large, the other "eight yins" may sound nice.

"There is one more thing about your feelings. Everyone knows that feelings are the most uncontrollable, so we pay attention to 'be in heat, stop with etiquette'." The lecturer smiled mysteriously, "Having a mistress, extramarital affairs, Once discovered, open; the same team, office romances are not allowed; if you can’t control it, if you want to fall in love, at least one should be persuaded to leave after being discovered. These two are unspoken rules, although they can’t be written down, they are still high-tension lines.”

Everyone coaxed, some laughed, and some questioned.

The lecturer smiled: "As long as you're not in the same department and it doesn't affect your work, you can live or die as you like. The company also has a group wedding every year on the Qixi Festival. Last year we had more than 300 internally digested couples who got married together..."

Yu Cheng muttered to Brother Jing who graduated from Yale next to him, "Damn, marriage is the most important day for a person, okay? Who wants to be with so many people! The limelight, brilliance, and sweetness are all gone, only acting..."

Lecturer: "During a group wedding, Yang Yu will be everyone's witness..."

Yu Cheng raised his hand: "How do I sign up?"

The classmates in the same group laughed.

The third part of the training mainly involves status and money.Yu Cheng was both excited and sad to hear this part.He still hasn't forgotten his original dream. As an elite, he has strategized and won thousands of miles. The company's performance and his own pocket are all over the top, so he washes his ears and listens silently in his heart.

There are two ways to be promoted, one is to take the professional promotion route, which is known as P; the other is the management route, referred to as M, where supervisors, managers, directors, and presidents are all M.

There is an "approximately equal sign" between the two, P6 is approximately equal to M1, and M1 is the supervisor.The lecturer said that the salary of P6 is higher than that of M1. Yu Cheng pondered, M1 seems to have a lower salary, but it definitely has added value.

But P has to be raised to 6 to be equivalent to 1 of M, that is to say, P5 and below are all farts.And he's 3...

Damn, I'm in the exhibition company, if it wasn't for my young age, I would almost have been promoted to the sales manager, okay?Now to become a supervisor, you have to go to level 3 to be enough.

Then, the lecturer talked about the salary and gave him two more sticks.

Listed companies do not have the "reasonable tax avoidance" that is used by default in small companies. As long as the income reaches the individual tax line, they must pay taxes.This year's individual tax line is 3000 yuan, which Yu Cheng can barely exceed. After thinking about it, it is better to take more than 2000 yuan.

Lecturer: "The company pays five insurances and one housing fund, and 21% of your monthly salary is used to pay these expenses..."

Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment, and his monthly salary immediately shrank to about [-].Damn, he doesn't have to pay taxes now, but he suddenly wants to cry.The country loves a person like him and doesn't want his money!

Then the lecturer gave an example: "For example, everyone's salary is 6500..."

There was a "crash" in Yu Cheng's brain.

The example of the lecturer is definitely not random, it must be the general salary of the lecturers!Generally 6500...

Brother Yale Jing shook his head and said to him with a smile: "If you do this, you will have to pay four or five hundred in taxes. It's really not much money."

The rest of the group nodded in agreement, and Yu Cheng looked at them in confusion. With 21% deducted, they can still pay four or five hundred taxes?That salary is...

He put away the tears in his heart, and showed a desperate smile to everyone.

After several days, Yu Chengcai managed to pack up his broken elite heart scattered all over the training room.

However, broken is broken, and training is quite useful for newcomers to quickly integrate into this company.People like Yu Cheng, who are always talking and crooked in their hearts, gradually have a lot of recognition for the Twelve Angry Men who are among them.

P3 is just the status quo, and [-] is just the status quo. The lower it falls, the greater the rebound value.

Graduation is just around the corner, and Yu Cheng worked diligently into every interactive link of the training.One is that they are afraid of being fired on the spot if they do not perform well, and the other is that the "head teacher" said that they will tell the boss about their training performance.Yu Cheng couldn't embarrass Chen Xiaowei, let alone give Ma Jiali a chance to catch his pigtails.At the graduation ceremony, each group was required to use one of the "Nine Yin Scriptures" to compose a sketch, and the best group was judged.Their group was drawn "Teamwork".There were a total of six people in the group, and everyone was older than him. They talked and laughed and left him the trouble of writing the script.

Yu Cheng scratched his head, hung his head and stabbed his ass, and wrote one afternoon and one night on the weekend.

The students in the group praised the script when they got the script. During the graduation performance, their group's performance attracted wild laughter from the judges and the same group who slapped the table and beat the bench, and was successfully named the "Best Group".

Everyone asked who wrote the script, once praised his most fierce sisters, and said, "Everyone wrote it together!"

Yu Cheng tilted his head and asked the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, is my name "Everyone together"?

He looked around ignorantly, and the people in the same group cast surprised glances at the girl, but the next second they all lowered their eyes, acquiesced with ambiguous smiles.

Yu Cheng stayed for a long time, he was ready to humble himself, but he really didn't expect that he would be kicked out in front of him.It turns out that people who have no interest relationship do the same thing?Did you all write it together?Paralyzed Lao Tzu stayed up late and vomited blood, how many times do you recite a few lines before you can recite them clearly?Very funny huh?

I don't know if my grievance is written on my face. Anyway, at this moment, the eyes of the batch, head teacher and judges are all scattered, and they are not focused on him.

But the girl who spoke was praised by more people, as if she was humbled.

Yu Cheng sighed, enough is enough.The so-called workplace, colleagues are such creatures, as expected...

"Hey, Xiaocheng," Yale Jing who was beside him gave him a understanding smile, turned his head and whispered in his ear, "As the team leader, I didn't have any hope for the graduation performance. The team stood out, I am very grateful and optimistic about you."

Yu Cheng immediately became happy.Being praised by others is not as good as being praised by someone you admire. He is a Yale graduate student. He usually asks the lecturer that there is no question that he does not think is profound.

And Brother Jing said, I am very optimistic about you, of course referring to the future work!What is the training, what will be faced in the future is the real work!

When the homeroom teacher reported to Chen Xiaowei, he was a member of the best team; if Chen Xiaowei asked, he just remembered not to pretend to be modest.

After the graduation ceremony, the whole class of Bainu 72 had dinner and went to karaoke.Due to the large age difference, in the gloomy presidential bag, the same batch of people are not thinking about playing, they keep looking at their watches, drinking, smoking, chatting and playing dice.During the training, the few couples who were flirting with each other took the opportunity to play a game of truth and inquire about each other's love history, but Mai was left empty instead.

Yu Cheng originally wanted to sit for a while and find an excuse to slip away, but Brother Jing handed him a microphone with a smile and invited him to sing a chorus.

Brother Jing clicked LinkinPark's "In the End" and rapped when he opened his voice. Yu Cheng was amazed.Brother Jing's vocals are mediocre, but he didn't expect to be very good at rapping, which is almost unheard of in amateur singing clubs.Yu Cheng was willing to take charge of the howling part.After finishing one song, the same group who hiccupped and talked fart stopped, flattered and bombarded, shouting "Come again, come again", so they combined two more songs.

"Pony, I can't sing anymore..." Yu Cheng fell on the sofa and waved his hands again and again, pretending to be confused with a smirk, he handed the mic to someone else, and pushed Brother Jing away.It's not that he's awkward, it's mainly... When he dances and dances like crazy, he often accidentally meets Brother Jing's affectionate and smiling eyes.

Could it be Brother Jing, too?Yu Cheng's radar did not capture any clear information.Some people hide very deeply, but this is not important, what is important is Brother Jing? ... No no no, he wasn't ready.

Taking the beer on the table, Yu Cheng watched Brother Jing sing a love song with a girl.

Uh... a duet is a duet, what am I looking at?Yu Cheng drank cold beer indifferently, and another Yu Cheng split in his heart, and said to him, you are sick!You are a high-achieving student at Yale, you are not famous, you are single, you are single, why are you pretending to be cold!Yu Cheng nodded in his heart, that's right, brother Jing is very gentle, he has a unique demeanor and a high level of thought. Are there not many girls in the class who are sucking halazi and looking at him?

Then what am I hiding?Gu Tianjiao never said that he wanted to seduce me... Ah bah, what's the matter with Guan Gu Tianjiao!

"Xiao Cheng." During the schizophrenia, he didn't notice when Brother Jing abandoned the wheat, sat next to him, and looked back at him.

Yu Cheng was in a state of dementia, and the mouth of the wine bottle stopped by his mouth: "Huh?... Hey, brother Jing sings well, why don't you continue?"

Brother Jing didn't answer, sat quietly with him for a while, then suddenly leaned into his ear and said, "Actually, I have a problem...I'm only 30 years old, but look at the top of my head."

He pointed to a place on his head to Yu Cheng, and Yu Cheng looked at it cooperatively. In the middle of the thick and slightly curly hair, there was a very sparse area the size of a coin.

Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment, he hadn't noticed it before.He comforted: "It's okay, I can't tell. And girls like boys' talents, this is nothing."

"Really?" Brother Jing smiled in relief, "What about you?"

Yu Cheng: "Uh, I...my man..."

Brother Jing smiled tacitly: "So?"

Yu Cheng was speechless, swallowed his beer, and smirked.

Brother Jing also opened a bottle of beer, and the two of them drank their own in silence, listening to a pair of lovers and concubines beside the screen intentionally singing together, singing a sweet duet.

"I believe in Christ," Brother Jing suddenly said again, and Yu Cheng looked back at him, "Our whole family believes in it, so my troubles are not limited to my hair."

Yu Cheng doesn't understand Christianity.But he has heard two rumors, one is that homosexuality is a crime, and the other, he teased and shifted the focus: "Brother Jing, isn't it true that you can't have sex before marriage?"

Brother Jing sighed, smiled and remained silent.

Yu Cheng was a little surprised, Brother Jing is 30 years old, and he hasn't had such a good life yet?In addition, if the religion you believe in denies your own nature... then indeed, apart from losing your hair, someone like Brother Jing can still be positive and have a gentle personality, which is too amazing and too painful.He looked at him again, and finally endured the ambiguous reassurance that "don't believe it at all".

After finally getting through to the end, a group of men and women who were interested in each other proposed to change stalls and go to a bar before they had their fill of fun.

The older ones couldn't stand it, and they all said that they would go to work the next day, and they would still have work at night.Yu Cheng also used the same reason to say goodbye to Brother Jing who was being stalked by a girl.

While standing at the bus station waiting for the bus, Yu Cheng slid into a black Mondeo silently from the corner of his eyes. He turned his gaze, and the window of the passenger seat was rolled down.

Gu Tianjiao: "Aaron, get in the car!"

Yu Cheng looked inside, opened the passenger door and got in: "Why is it still outside at this hour? Where's sister-in-law?"

Gu Tianjiao lit a cigarette, looked at him and smiled, "She's working overtime, I'll go to the east of the city to pick up Tingting. Not bad, I don't need to remind you this time."

Yu Cheng knew that he was talking about seat belts, so he took the cigarette that Gu Tianjiao popped: "We don't have seat belts over there, my dad thinks the safety notification sound is too loud, so he just bought a fake buckle and put it on. Everyone is galloping with their lives."

Gu Tianjiao laughed, as if every sentence of Yu Cheng could miraculously hit his point of laughter, Yu Cheng was very satisfied with this.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Wen'er Road was also empty, with fewer cars and fewer people.Gu Tianjiao's new car still takes the pragmatic route of high cost performance and focusing on performance. It is stable and fast all the way, and the autumn wind is cool and very comfortable.

Gu Tianjiao was holding the steering wheel with his right hand, and with a cigarette in his left hand, he just rested on the steering wheel vainly, but the extra ray of light from his ring finger made Yu Cheng feel his eyes sting.

Yu Cheng said with a smile: "Brother Gu is very grand. We have never heard of the engagement and wedding routines for the second marriage. Second marriages are usually a couple, plus a few relatives and friends." Gather a table and quietly eat hot pot, and you're done."

While talking, he felt that his words were harsh, but Gu Tianjiao still put on a thick-skinned attitude, and said with a smile: "For a man, a wedding or something is just a list of plans, and they should be executed one by one. It's just that Wang Qing and her family think it's important, and they have to hold a show in her hometown."

Yu Cheng was bored and laughed: "That's good too. Where did you buy the house?"

Unexpectedly, Gu Tianjiao really had an answer: "Binjiang, the company will move there in April next year, you know? The house is next to the company's new site. After moving there, we can often go home together. If you like hot pot, you can also You can do it at my house."

Yu Cheng was stunned, and put out the cigarette butt in the car ashtray: "I remember Brother Gu said, 'There is no love without a reason in the world', but you seem to take special care of me, why?"

Gu Tianjiao popped the cigarette butt out of the car window and glanced at him: "Have you ever met someone who is close to you in Bainu?"

Yu Cheng: "If not, Brother Gu, can I pack it and let me go?" After speaking, he laughed loudly, "Just kidding, hey, I met one, a high-achieving student from Yale, and he is handsome!"

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "It's good. Me, I think you look like a person..." He glanced to the side, and then looked forward.

Yu Cheng: "Who? First love girlfriend or Grandma Tingting?"

Gu Tianjiao was helpless: "What do you pretend to be all day long? Nothing!"

Yu Cheng: "Brother Gu, what are you talking about? You won't be like Xiaojing, right? I never asked you for money!"

Gu Tianjiao was stunned: "Hey, you know quite a lot of inside stories! It's not Xiaojing... I can't say it, but it's very similar..." He laughed, "It feels like a match. You are also very nice and interesting. When you are My brother."

Yu Cheng was silent for a moment, and spread his left hand towards him: "Brother, don't issue a card, send me a boyfriend."

Gu Tianjiao: "Yale, why don't you just turn your back on him?"

Yu Cheng: "There is no best, only better, little brother, I can't satisfy my desires, I can't fill one."

Gu Tianjiao laughed.

When the car arrived at Wulin Gate, the road was blocked again, and the crossing was almost half a meter per minute.The two were speechless for a while, but Yu Cheng suddenly felt bored and insisted on getting off the bus: "Brother, isn't he going to the east of the city? Just let me go here, and I'll change the bus myself."

Gu Tianjiao couldn't stop him, just as the traffic started to move again, the car behind hurriedly honked, Gu Tianjiao had no choice but to drive away.

Yu Cheng returned home dejectedly, only to find that there was a text message from Gu Tianjiao on his phone, saying: "The windbreaker is very handsome, I will officially go to work tomorrow, come on!"

He slumped on the small sofa in the living room, looked at the ceiling, and thought to himself, as a straight man, Gu Tianjiao seems to be too sensitive to clothing.Then could he be hidden, unawakened, unconsecrated——jade in the rough?Uh, Pu gay?

Thinking about it, I feel unreliable, someone else is about to get married again, let alone my younger brother is gay.If he is the same, then his family is a tragedy!

Forget it, it's better not to bend others for your own selfish wishes, and straight men can't be bent... Then if it wasn't him, Gu Tianjiao would have awakened himself?

Then his family is not a tragedy!

Forget it, it's better not to awaken others for your own selfish wishes...

And this person, if there is nothing to do, call him "Come on"... He was "Come on" by his mother every day when he came out of his mother's womb. For two years, I asked him to cheer up and become a rich man... Everything was based on the principle of "returning to the hometown in good clothes, taking away my mother; my son is praised by everyone, and my mother laughs haha", and the happy ending was that he and his mother lived in the villa, castle and palace.

He sighed, and returned to Gu Tianjiao: "Okay, fill up the gas! My lord, the unit price of No. 93 gasoline is 6 yuan, and the fuel tank is full of 3 yuan. Both money and goods are paid~ that's it~ Let's go! "

Gu Tianjiao returned after a while: "That's okay, put the oil first, and have a good dream."

Only then did Yu Cheng laugh, what a dream, um, now only dreams are good.

Starting tomorrow, Twelve Angry Men will really hit us.Before that, he will wash up and sleep first, no matter which handsome guy he dreams of tonight, he will go on a date anyway.