boss, i mean it

On the way home, Yu Cheng fired at Gu Tianjiao when he got in the car: "Brother, didn't you say 'want' to change jobs? You've just 'thought', and you're here?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled happily: "I'm not very sure, I won't say anything."

Yu Cheng: "You dick! You're awesome! You're unfathomable! You're amazing!"

Gu Tianjiao: "You can't do it, your brain can't do it."

Yu Cheng: "I..."

Gu Tianjiao's car drove out of the company's parking lot. He glanced at Yu Cheng with a narrow smile: "Your department has just been dismantled, and I got wind. You don't even think about it, how can I get the first news? Of course it is in the 'relevant department' 'It's on line!"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed, and muttered to himself, little brother, I was all on you, watching if you would have a nervous breakdown, and ran to jump off the building with a smile, okay?How can I think about other things!

He rolled his eyes and asked, "Why do you do sales planning?"

Gu Tianjiao's car had already driven to the entrance of the community. He smiled and said, "Compared with other positions, planning is a bit smarter. I just want to learn how to manage a complicated person like you."

Yu Cheng: "...How dare you praise me! How can I be so good!"

Gu Tianjiao parked the car and said with a smile: "Tomorrow, the team building? Your department is really rich! The action is very fast!"

Yu Cheng paused and asked, "Is Cynthia difficult to deal with?"

Gu Tianjiao looked at him, did not answer, but said: "Are you free on weekends? I want to play with you."

Yu Cheng immediately forgot all the previous questions, and said repeatedly, "Yes, yes, come, come, come!"The two said goodbye happily.

The team activities in Meijiawu are nothing more than eating, drinking and personal introduction.The newly joined BD team is doing Dongbai Wharf to show the sincerity of being one with the brother departments to other teams under Cynthia's management.

One of the links is breaking the ice for newcomers.Hong Yilei is alone/wife, Su Kai is a husband, and Gu Tianjiao is a single father. The stories of the three are similar, so there is nothing to break.Everyone focused on Yu Cheng and asked him if he had a girlfriend. Yu Cheng honestly said no, he was single.The girls got excited, and the boys incited them, talking about it!The managers at the manager level are all watching the show.

An old fried dough stick said: "Wait a minute! You don't have it now, did you have it before? The time, place, and character characteristics of the first time, be honest!"

Yu Cheng caught a glimpse of Gu Tianjiao picking up the teacup and using the rim to hide the smile on his lips, his expression seemed to say: Let's see how you make it up!

Yu Cheng blushed, spread out his hands and said, "For the first time, I ruined my hand."

Gu Tianjiao spit out a sip of water, and Cynthia laughed too. The other girls blushed with shyness and laughed and pushed each other.

April is not a good time to eat crabs, but Su Kai insists on ordering crabs for lunch in order to improve the quality of food and drink.Outdoors with earthy aroma, four tables of people, each table with ten freshwater crabs.There are three people in Su Kai's team, and they sit at a table with Cynthia, Gu Tianjiao, Little A and Little B, and three old fried dough sticks who are especially good at coming.

Gu Tianjiao smiled and looked around at the crowd eating crabs in various ways, and suddenly said, our old family eats crabs like everyone else, but I personally explored a method, which is very simple.

A table of people watched curiously, and he broke off a crab leg, and then broke it according to the joints on the leg, saying: "Next, just suck on this small hole!"

So everyone scrambled to imitate, and it was true that the whole crab meat was sucked into the mouth.Yu Chengxiang discovered the New World. In the past, he hated eating crabs the most, because the shell was hard, and it was easy to cut into his mouth when biting through. In addition, the meat was so tender that it was a waste to bite down with one leg.It's all right now, he's happy to suck one leg at a time, chewing it, it's more than addictive.

The people at the same table all praised Gu Tianjiao, saying that he can "arm his brain with science" for such a trivial matter.Yu Cheng ate and listened, and Lei Dulei died.Suddenly realized that Gu Tianjiao's performance was "focusing on details"!Recalling my performance when I broke the ice, compared with the things Gu Tianjiao threw away, I don't know how many blocks.

Team activities seem to be easy and purposeless, but in fact, playing is also work.The newcomer didn't just spend money to entertain guests and get the job done. He brought out other teams from suspension of work, and moved Cynthia, the Lafayette. Naturally, the effort should be focused on the performance of the team and individual, charm and ability.

But Yu Cheng's performance is nothing but friendly; Su Kai is even worse, except for taking pictures, there is no other treasure.For things like photos, people can only say "hey, it looks good", and there is nothing else to say.The number of times of sharing is too much, and others have to be patient and boast; Hong Yilei can't even talk about self-expression. During the meal, she was humiliated by everyone, sang songs by herself as accompaniment, and danced around. Letting a few tables of interns spray food, but she was very proud of herself, and she was quite proud of herself.

Therefore, in this 4000 yuan show, their team only achieved the goal of "familiar faces".

For subsequent reimbursement invoices, Su Kai has the right to approve a single payment with a limit of 5000 yuan, without going through his superiors.Su Kai boldly asked Yu Cheng to submit it under the item of "Marketing Promotion", and then stuffed in a few private invoices to add up to [-].

It's hard to get through the workday.On Saturday, the courier brother rang the doorbell several times, and brought Yu Cheng printed curtains, light cloth wallpaper, and new floor mats that were super heavy and bulky, all bought by Yu Cheng on Treasure Hunt.

The elephant was working overtime, and Yu Cheng was somewhat worried about the pile of things.The curtains are fine, and you can install them with patience, but the wallpaper is self-adhesive, and it will stick crookedly if you don’t pay attention, and the floor mats are also very troublesome. You have to move the furniture at home to install it.

At this moment, his doorbell rang, and when he opened it, Gu Tianjiao said hi to him through the surveillance window of the downstairs door.

Yu Chengxing greeted the elevator entrance happily, but he didn't expect that as soon as the door opened, a crisp voice came out: "Brother Eggy!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

"Baidandan" saves the color and adds an honorific name, why is it still weird?

Gu Tianjiao put Tingting down, and the little girl hugged his thigh with a deep friendship like "like three autumns".Yu Cheng smiled wryly and patted her head: "Little girl came at the wrong time, my house is so messy that dogs don't want to live in it."

Gu Tianjiao didn't mind, he opened the door and entered Yu Cheng's house, and said, "My God! What kind of curtains are you doing?"

Yu Cheng dragged the little girl in by his lap, and also looked at the two large pieces of red tulle in the living room: "The landlord promised to give it to Ann, and he also said that the house should not be like a chicken coop or a duck coop, I don't know Where did he come up with such a thing, it doesn’t matter if it can’t be blocked, when the lights are turned on at night, when you look in from the outside, you really think this is a red-light district!”

Gu Tianjiao looked around at the things he piled up at the door with a smile, and said, "I came just in time, you can't handle it all by yourself, right? Tingting is playing by herself, and Dad helps uncle make the house beautiful!"

Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment, Gu Tianjiao said "Uncle"... well, finally help him to correct his seniority!Tingting knew the way very well, said hello, ran to the kitchen with her legs up, picked up a rag, ran to the toilet, and took out a wet cloth to help Yu Cheng wipe the dining table.

Gu Tianjiao was also quick to fix the hooks on the curtains. Yu Cheng looked at these two hardworking and brave people, and praised Tingting: "You are so good! You can do housework, but you are so small...how did you get water? What?" Before he finished speaking, Yu Cheng was startled, and rushed into the bathroom with two big strides.Sure enough, the water in the toilet was reduced by half.

Yu Cheng looked back with a mournful face: "...Grandma, please stop!"

He picked up the little girl and helped her wash her hands for a long time, then washed the rags for a long time, and finally washed the table for a long time... Nima, fortunately, he and the elephant have a good living habit, use the toilet carefully, brush it every day, and it is clean Otherwise, Tingting's hand must be chopped off!

Just after heaved a sigh of relief, I turned around and saw Tingting rushing to his room, tiptoed to remove the "Idiom Dictionary" he "told stories" last time, opened it, pointed to the densely packed words inside, and whispered: "The little match girl ..."

Yu Chengyile, this ability to lust... He said seriously: "Yes, read more books, and become a newcomer when you grow up!"

Tingting turned over a page thoughtfully, staring at Yu Cheng with her eyes, and carefully licked the page with her tongue.

Yu Cheng: "...Is it delicious?"

Tingting nodded: "Salty."

Yu Cheng sighed, moved the computer to the bed, and searched for cartoons for her: "Don't eat the computer, just watch it!" The little girl yelled happily, climbed onto the bed and ignored him.

Back in the living room, Gu Tianjiao had already installed the curtains for him by himself, and was using all his strength to arrange the furniture for him and plan to lay the floor mats.

Yu Cheng poured him a glass of water and said with a smile, "Both your father and daughter's fighting power is unreal!"

Gu Tianjiao took off his jacket, inside was a short-sleeved T-shirt, drank some water, and stretched his shoulder and chest muscles.Yu Cheng's blood boiled with excitement, he would have poured him a washbasin and let him drink for an hour!When he was drunk, he went to "picking up corpses"...

Gu Tianjiao laughed and said, "Can you cover your eyes? They're all hooked! Hurry up!"

So the two worked together to move the sofa, TV, and bed, and laid out the mats in the living room and bedroom step by step. In the middle, Yu Cheng was afraid that the girl would stare at the computer at a close distance and her eyes would be damaged, so he carried her to the living room and turned on the TV.It happened that the children's station was teaching animation English, "Daddy's name is Daddy... Uncle's name is Uncle...", Tingting danced and read along.Tired later, I climbed onto the sofa in the living room and fell asleep holding the "Dictionary of Chinese Idioms".

Yu Cheng covered her with a blanket, and then worked together with her father to paste the wallpaper.

The wallpaper Yu Cheng bought is divided into two parts, one part is the base, and the other part is the pattern.Under his guidance, Gu Tianjiao took the trouble to precisely position the petals one by one according to the flower color map, and posted a cherry tree with petals scattered in the wind on the wall beside his bed.

After moving, help the elephant clean up the room.

After all the work was done, it was dark.Yu Cheng turned on all the lights, ran back to his bedroom, stood beside Gu Tianjiao, and looked at the fruits of their labor together.This home now looks beautiful and warm, without the feeling of a rental house at all.

Gu Tianjiao put his hips on his hips and admired for a while, the two looked at each other with satisfied smiles, and suddenly their eyes froze.

After working, Yu Cheng felt happy physically and mentally, his blood flow accelerated, and his body temperature rose.Looking at the smile in Gu Tianjiao's eyes, he felt his heartbeat was about to hit his chest.

Gu Tianjiao's eyes seemed to have changed, he even moved closer to him unknowingly, Yu Cheng's neck seemed to be able to catch his breath, and the cold and hot brushed against his skin, which made him shudder all over.

At such a close distance, the ambiguity ferments into wine, rich and intoxicating.But suddenly Tingting's voice sounded in the living room, the eyes of the two flickered, and the beautiful atmosphere was broken. Gu Tianjiao and he moved back half a step at the same time.

Tingting seemed to be on the phone and said, "My Uncle wants to eat chili! Spicy! The soup is also spicy!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

The two went out one after the other, and the little girl was talking on Gu Tianjiao's mobile phone, Yu Cheng couldn't laugh or cry: "You can ask them to have a plate of fried chili peppers!"

Gu Tianjiao took the phone, suppressed his smile and said sorry to the other party, and ordered again.

Yu Cheng helped Tingting put on her shoes: "You can still make calls! How do you know which one to press?"

Tingting said seriously: "The password is 1234, then press the phone, press 1, and then press the green one on the left to order food!"

Yu Cheng: "Huh? The first one your dad called was the restaurant?"

Tingting nodded, Gu Tianjiao squeezed her face embarrassingly and affectionately during the call.Yu Cheng is helpless, this single father is really pitiful, his stomach is washed with waste oil every day.

After Gu Tianjiao finished ordering, the three of them nestled on the small sofa to watch TV.The children's TV programs changed one by one, and Tingting was very good at timing. The cartoons here were over, so she changed to another channel, and the other one just started.Yu Cheng and Gu Tianjiao also turned into immature children, having fun with Tingting.Once, Tingting laughed so happily that both of them reached out to stroke her back at the same time, and their hands overlapped like this.

Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at Gu Tianjiao.The side of the other party also had a subtle expression, but Gu Tianjiao quickly and quietly slid his hand down and took it away.

It wasn't until the two of them had finished the gutter oil dinner with the little girl, and Gu Tianjiao took Tingting to say goodbye to him and left together, that Yu Cheng recalled this afternoon and concluded: It's really thrilling.

Anyway, he can't dream of other handsome guys tonight, but can he dream of Gu Tianjiao?If possible, hahahaha...

The next day, after getting up on Sunday, Elephant hugged Yu Cheng and cried again, saying that the house looked beautiful at night and even more beautiful during the day!He knelt down on one knee and begged to be licked, but was opened by Yu Cheng's palm.

After finishing the weekly report, the two worked together to cook lunch.When eating, press a table and take a few glances at the rice bowl.

Suddenly Yu Cheng stared at the TV without moving.

What they were watching was CCTV's Discovery Channel. After a few public service announcements, the teaser previewed what would be broadcast next. The title was "Do People Really Have Past Life Memories?" ", or a BBC documentary.

Yu Cheng moved the bowl from the dining table to the coffee table, sat on the small sofa, and turned up the volume.

At the beginning of the documentary, the foreign researchers first threw hooks at the camera, and then began to show actual cases.

The elephant fed him: "Brother A Cheng, the food is getting cold!"

Without turning his head, Yu Cheng said, "Oh!"

Elephant: "...you are so stupid, you are just a rural girl, what's so good about you!"

Yu Cheng: "Tsk!"

Elephant was speechless, silently put his bowls and chopsticks into the kitchen, and brought him the dishes on the dining table to the coffee table.

Yu Cheng stared at the TV, picked up the chopsticks randomly, didn't know what was picked up, threw it into the bowl, and sent it to his mouth with the rice.

He watched the one-hour documentary without taking his eyes off it. The ending is still a common problem of the Discovery Channel, saying, "Do people really have a 'previous life'? If so, can people really preserve the memory of the previous life? This question is still open today. unsolved mystery".

Yu Cheng sighed, saying this kind of thing is equivalent to not saying it.Since it is science and there are real cases, just because science cannot explain it, let's talk nonsense to clarify the relationship.

The film tells the stories of several people, and the one that impressed him the most is the experience of the "rural girl" that Xiang Xiang mentioned at the beginning.But this girl is not a rural girl from China, but a rural girl from India.She looked to be in her twenties, her face full of sincerity and no suspicion of deceit.The witnesses are her parents and her "parents" in her "previous life". They are all simple farmers.

This is roughly the case: The girl was born in village A. As long as she can remember, she often told her parents that I was reincarnated after being pushed into the river and drowned. My parents are not you, but someone from village B.

Adults started talking nonsense like children, and village A is hundreds of kilometers away from village B, so it is difficult to obtain a certificate. Besides, adults are busy farming every day, and after planting the land, they go home to make hand-picked rice and throw flying cakes. Take some time to see if your daughter is talking nonsense.

Until the girl grew up and was able to run away by herself, she told her story every day and year after year, and the Indians also believed in it, and if she told it too much, they really believed it, and promised the whole family to go to village B with her to have a look.

Her father said to the camera: This is the first time the girl has traveled far in her life, and it is also the first time she has entered village B.But as soon as she entered the village, it was as if she had entered her own home. She knew the way, and ran all the way into a mud house. When she saw the hostess inside who was over fifty years old, she hugged her and cried bitterly, saying that I am your daughter!Without an introduction, I told the hostess who came back from the field, Dad, I have missed you for many years!

Both hostess and hostesses were dumbfounded, thinking what the hell is this?I was spreading cakes, and when the insecticide in the field was used up, I came back to fill in new ones, so a strong and strange girl came to call us parents!

The miracle happened when the girl took the two of them and said that when she was 12 years old, she and her friends went wild in the village, and they were pushed down the river on the small bridge of the river.At that time, which stone she hit with her head, what did the stone look like, she fainted, and then sank into the water to die.The little friends didn't pay attention at the time. Firstly, they were all familiar with water, so they thought she would not drown;

The hostess and hostess were dumbfounded, and said that they did have a 20-year-old daughter who drowned in the small river in the village more than 12 years ago.

After matching the bids, a group of people walked towards the river in a mighty manner.The girl is still the guide, leading them to the river, her "this life" parents are also stupid.The river, the rock, were exactly as she had described them.But this is my first time here!

Because of these astonishing details, which were all closely related to the facts, she alerted the BBC to dispatch and record her story.

There are similar "memory of past life" cases in many places around the world. Yu Cheng felt as if he had been enlightened in his heart, and he looked down on the whole world from the perspective of God, and his mind was constantly shaking.

He threw away his job and went straight to the computer, first to marry his mother Chen Qingshan, there is no such person; to check Duan Yu, it is really "Duan Yu", the man of Jin Daxia, there is nothing wrong with him; to check Jing Hongshen, no results, Jingzi satin Zhuang, still not; check "Second Master Zhong", Du Niang asked him: May I ask if what you are looking for is "Second Child Disease"?

Well, the clues are all broken.It seems that what he experienced was not a past life memory, but a brain short circuit.

The elephant followed him step by step, eyeing him furtively.Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Yu Cheng's mind, and a name popped up - "Liu Cong".

The keyboard snapped in, and the result came out!Liu Cong——Emperor Shaowu of Zhao before the Sixteen Kingdoms, the Huns, destroyed the Western Jin Dynasty, captured and killed Emperor Huai and Min of Jin.

Yu Cheng sat upright suddenly, scanning down a densely packed article, inexplicably filled with grief and indignation in his chest, seeing the part where Liu Cong killed Sima Ye, Emperor Min of Jin, he suddenly became angry, and slammed the mouse with a "pop!"

The elephant shook and asked cautiously, "Did the stock market fall?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Yu Cheng shook his head and lit a cigarette, thinking, Chen Qingshan once asked Duan Xiuyun, will you be an official in the future?Duan Xiuyun said yes.Later they met in prison, Chen Qingshan said "it's over", Duan Xiuyun said "I wanted to kill them, a group of disasters", now I think of Du Niang's introduction about Liu Cong and Jin Mindi... If, just If——if his dream is true and the reappearance of the previous life scene, then he should just not be able to tolerate the "Chen Chen" who was humiliated and killed by Liu Cong.The targets of the assassination were Liu Cong and the people around him.

Put it this way, it makes perfect sense.In addition to his inexplicable indignation just now, isn't it all right?

Memories can be lost as well as awakened.He hasn't woken up yet, everything is a dream and inference.But that kind of grief and anger is indeed like the feeling of remembering something bad.

Damn, is Lao Tzu a reborn person?

He stared at the elephant who pretended to be a display, but the other party shook his eyes when he saw him: "Brother, don't scare me! I've been making orders recently, and my heart is fragile..."

Yu Cheng was startled, put away his domineering eyes, and laughed: "Elephant, do you believe that people have past lives?"

The elephant nodded like a pounding garlic: "Believe, believe, believe in Brother Cheng, you will have eternal life!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

The elephant looked at him hesitantly: "What was your previous life?"

Yu Chengxiao: "It's a Secondary School."

Elephant: "Don't say that! You are too!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

That's right, when people talk about things like "rebirth from previous lives", not only will people laugh their heads off, but if he takes his attitude seriously, even the elephant will secretly call the Seventh Hospital.

Yu Cheng was just skeptical, he didn't have the guts, and he had no evidence to confirm it.

And if he lived in a previous life, it is Jin who is still alive... Not to mention that he doesn't like history, and even a little bit disgusted with history.Just talking about the word history, although he can say "Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing" easily, but he has a little bit of vague impression, only the "Tang Dynasty" and "Qing Dynasty", which are often made up on TV, and the bombardment, "Modern" with endless suffering.The Wei and Jin Dynasties, including the Yuan, Ming, and Republic of China periods, were blank for him.

In "Soul of Chess", Sawei Fujiwara, who has returned to his soul, is very familiar with what happened to him that time. He... If he said he lived, it should be really nonsense!

I can't even convince myself, let alone others.Yu Chenghui looked at the trembling elephant, and said with a smile, "Grass, the desolation of a hero's end, the despair in the eyes of God, you don't understand. Come on, I'm going to wash the dishes!"