boss, i mean it

Before accidentally stepping into the sunset department and encountering changes, Yu Cheng took the responsibility to recite it by himself; he never thought that after entering a good department, he would be affected by the collapse of other departments.

However, Yu Cheng has long been familiar with the changing rhythm of Twelve Angry Men: When the management publicly mentioned "changing", the change has actually been completed.

Sha Yinghua said: "Our new team will cover five major functions: merchant operations, marketing operations, technical support, training, and quality control. Merchants and marketing are divided into five major industries. The business is operated, and the marketing is in charge of the new students. Of course, if you are willing to try a new challenge, you can also apply for job transfer internally, as long as someone picks you up."

Su Yinghua has big ambitions, and the new department structure is no different from a small subsidiary.

For a small soldier like Yu Cheng, the selection board looks big, but in terms of job content, he doesn't understand the technology; Okay, but the threshold is also the highest, and the people who are assigned are the "senior project specialists" at the very least, that is, starting from P6.Sa Yinghua talked around the bush for a long time, revealing a piece of information: It turns out that people who are super V will join the marketing team, basically there is no way.

From this point of view, he has to stay in the business operation, unable to move even a step.Nearly a hundred people are divided into five industries, which is bound to be not a "movement", but a big integration of tearing tendons and bones.Personally, the only thing left is which boss to hang out with.

On the way home after get off work, Yu Chengjing sat in the passenger seat, chatting with Xiaoshuang's mobile phone all the way, and learned a piece of news that wasn't new.

But after that, Xiao Shuang's words kept shaking in front of his eyes.It wasn't until he and Gu Tianjiao finished their daily dog ​​washing, the two piled up on the sofa, and Gu Tianjiao read a few interesting stories about ordinary life as usual, that Yu Cheng suddenly remembered: Oh, it seems that their department has changed again.

All kinds of changes, as expected, "changes" are numb, and only "unchanged" will be news in the future.Yu Cheng, as a workplace apprentice who wanted to get out of the mountain, focused on his affairs and "lively replayed" with his master with a hook.He said cheerfully, "Unexpectedly, the managers of the four teams all came to find me in private! Hey, my brother is very popular!"

Gu Tianjiao: "You are very good! Then who did you promise in the end?"

Yu Cheng: "Fang Lezhi!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Huh? Why him?"

Yu Cheng: "It's obvious! Lu Xiang had a showdown with me, saying that his main purpose of coming back was to prepare for his second start-up. When he entered Super V, he wanted to find out the benefits of cooperation between Feitian's internal platforms; For this change, he took the initiative to ask Ying to bring technology, because he wanted to understand the core algorithm of product ranking-those things, except for the technology department that signed the agreement, no one else can touch it!"

Gu Tianjiao thought for a while and said, "Lu Xiang thinks quite far."

Yu Cheng nodded: "Purpose is also super strong! So, he said that if I follow him, he will support me and bring me to be a product manager; but he is unstable and will leave once he understands the rules. At that time I'm left with a half-assed PD, so I'm an idiot! Among the other managers, only Fang Lezhi is the most sincere..."

When Fang Lezhi found Yu Cheng on the roof of the top floor of the payment room, Yu Cheng was sitting on the swing chair with Lu Xiang, and had just listened to Lu Xiang show his cards.

The verdant grass and trees around the rooftop, the autumn light is dazzling, the conversation should be over.But Lu Xiang didn't intend to leave. Instead, he urged his two big fat legs and gently swayed the swing.

Yu Cheng swings in the hot wind with him.

He knew that Lu Xiang wanted him to reply immediately.But he didn't know what to do, so he simply let go of his thoughts: Huh?Such a girly picture, why does it seem that... the way to open it is wrong?

Seeing that the atmosphere was so quiet that it was about to become awkward, Fang Lezhi's voice was suddenly heard.He stood by the door leading to the rooftop and shouted, "Yu Cheng! What are you doing?"

Yu Cheng turned around and smirked, Fang Lezhi glanced at Lu Xiang, pretending to be blind: "Come on, let me smoke! Brother Xiang, do you want to smoke?"

Lu Xiang was disgusted: "Damn, when did you see me smoke?"

Fang Lezhi scolded with a smile: "You are not a man at all! Yu Cheng, it's a man who smokes!"

Yu Cheng: "Uh..."

Lu Xiang stopped shaking: "Come on, you are not a man!" He looked back at Yu Cheng, smiled tacitly and said, "Go, think about it before telling me."

Yu Cheng: "Oh, good!"

Fang Lezhi was the former manager of the second team. He is 1.6 meters [-] small, white and thin, with a black frame.At first glance, he looks like a weak military adviser, but upon closer inspection, there is a cynical look in his brows.

It is said that in the offline men's clothing industry, Fang Lezhi is a man of action who is known everywhere.But after more than half a year of contact, apart from successfully shaping the image of "Yes, I am the master of words! Kneel down and tremble, mortal!", Yu Cheng didn't see any other abilities.

Also a manager, Lu Xiang's reputation of "professional, thoughtful, and capable" is well-known inside and outside the team, while Fang Lezhi is the opposite of him everywhere.I heard that he is an old fritter who even lazily submits the manager's weekly report to the team leader to write. He doesn't care about the growth of the team and pleases his superiors. He only paves the way for himself.

But as the old saying goes, "real people like to blackmail themselves".As long as the big boss is not around, Fang Lezhi is always self-deprecating; at the same time, countless classic veterans have also written that those who dare to self-deprecating generally have two brushes.

Yu Cheng is curious about Fang Lezhi's treasure, and also knows his cover exposed to the wind.

He loves to listen to nice words, and he likes people who are quick to respond and can joke.Anyone who is serious will look down on anyone, thinking that it is "lightness and weight".Performance doesn't matter, but we want to be able to "package".He loves anyone who can fool his boss with dazzling tricks.

Once you see it clearly, there is nothing to be afraid of.Fang Lezhi is obviously here to poach roles this time, and Yu Cheng is willing to have multiple options.What's more, Yu Cheng happened to be able to get all the things that Fang Lezhi valued.

Therefore, he laughed and laughed happily with Fang Lezhi and went to the smoking room.

Fu Qian Shuang's subsidiary is the most practical company Yu Cheng has ever seen.There are message boards and fountain pens hung on the door of the toilet, so you can submit anonymous comments while squatting in the hole, and the corresponding department collects feedback and improvement; as for the smoking room, the white wall is covered with glass, and it is specially equipped with whiteboard markers, small erasers, tables and chairs ashtray.While smoking, technical smokers can also write pictures on the walls and discuss serious matters such as "logic of network security password setting".

But that is the senior guide who pays money. In the eyes of people like Fang Lezhi, the wall of the smoking area must be a backgammon board.

When the cigarette was lit, Fang Lezhi took the whiteboard markers, drew a grid on the wall, and then looked for an opponent, you come and I will fight for more than ten minutes before leaving.

Yu Cheng and Fang Lezhi met in the smoking area, playing chess with him, making fun and flattering him.

Yu Cheng often beat him hard on the chessboard, and when he suddenly got serious, he would secretly let him win a game, and boasted to death when it was over.After a long time, Fang Lezhi privately admired Yu Cheng's brain, and secondly appreciated Yu Cheng's eloquence.In addition, they have no direct interests, so Yu Cheng's flattery is very useful to him.

There was no one in the smoking area, Yu Cheng smiled and picked up his pen: "Brother Fang, would you like a plate?"

Fang Lezhi flicked a stick of sunshine to Yu Cheng: "Nimma told you something serious, what kind of chess are you playing!"

Yu Cheng took over the cigarettes and helped Fang Lezhi light the fire first: "I'm here for two serious things: playing chess with Brother Fang and chatting with Brother Fang. If I can't see you when I come, I will throw away the cigarette and slam the door just go!"

Fang Lezhi laughed loudly: "Damn it! Your mouth...well, be serious," he suddenly stopped his voice, his eyes behind the glasses glistened, "Where are you going?"

Yu admitted the truth and said: "Stupid! The boss said that the wind is the rain, and I haven't recovered yet! However, Brother Xiang hopes that I will do product operations with him."

Fang Lezhi and Lu Xiang didn't want to see each other, and snorted with a sneer: "Mom, what can PD do? Are you interested in technology?"

Yu Cheng curled his lips: "I have no idea! Brother Xiang is nice to me, I..." He shrugged.

Fang Lezhi was surprised, and looked at him again: "You are very righteous, Xiaocheng! I admire people like you! How about this, I will also tell you the truth, if you want to do it with me, there are two points: first, whether it is a business or a marketing , you can choose whatever you want, the position of team leader, you must be there; second, maintain your previous state, get a P promotion in October and an annual performance of 7.5, I am not inferior to you in any of them!"

Yu Chengxiao: "Hey, Brother Fang thinks so highly of me?"

Fang Lezhi clicked his tongue: "Your team, I am optimistic about you! Oh yes, high-end fans... What do you say?"

Yu Cheng: "Of course, but Brother Xiang..."

Fang Lezhi patted him: "If you don't want to lose face, I'll tell Lu Xiang!"

Yu Chengmieyan: "Brother Fang sold my face, how can I make trouble for you again! I will go by myself."

Fang Lezhi was satisfied: "Good job, Xiao Cheng!" He picked up the whiteboard marker, "Come here, come here, make two plates!"

Yu Cheng rolled up his cuffs: "I'll let you take four steps first!"

Fang Lezhi laughed loudly: "Damn, you're looking for death!"

After returning to work with Fang Lezhi, the other two old managers also came to find Yu Cheng respectively.Before leaving get off work, Yu Cheng used the attitude of the younger generation to ask the wisdom of the older generation, found Lu Xiang, and explained the conditions offered by several managers.Lu Xiang was very generous, he helped him think for a while, and said: "I suggest you go to Fang Lezhi's side, after all, here I am, every line is like a mountain, and you have to start from scratch."

In this way, when other colleagues were still in the fog, Yu Cheng finalized the best next move on the board.

After Gu Tianjiao listened, he didn't praise him ferociously like Yu Cheng expected, but said thoughtfully: "So, you took the initiative to break the relationship with Lu Xiang?"

Yu Cheng: "Then what can I do? I'm not interested in his area. He does a good job in marketing, does event planning and rule formulation, and cooperates with external teams, which is easy to achieve results."

Gu Tianjiao: "But he told you his secret, aren't you afraid of causing embarrassment?"

Yu Cheng's excitement faded away, and he sighed and said, "Don't worry, I've made a promise with him. In the future, the products they develop will have to be tested, and I will lead the team to fully support them."

Gu Tianjiao shook his head: "Not enough."

Yu Chengjing paused for a second, jumped to the side, picked up the tablet, connected it to the speaker via Bluetooth, and clicked on a "recommended playlist".

The music flowed out and filled the living room, diluting the depression in Yu Cheng's heart.He lowered his head to play the game, Gu Tianjiao returned a few messages with his mobile phone, and did not let him go: "The promotion recommendation in October, including the performance score in the third quarter, is said to be from Fang Lezhi, but in fact he also needs to listen to Lu Xiang." suggestion."

Yu Cheng didn't speak.

Gu Tianjiao: "Even if they don't deal with each other, Lu Xiang and Sa Yinghua have a good relationship, right? What if he doesn't have the opportunity to start a business again and hangs around in Feitian for a few years, what will you do? There are still dangers."

Yu Cheng secretly frowned, just at this time, a gentle male voice came out of the speaker, singing slightly sadly: "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain..."

Two people with different mentalities on the sofa were embarrassed at the same time.

Gu Tianjiao was speechless, but Yu Cheng laughed.He dropped the tablet and ran to Tingting's toy corner, and each played two roles. Lanhua pointed to Gu Tianjiao, turned her head and said to the air: "Sister, look, there is a cowherd over there, is it your fate?" people?"

Gu Tianjiao: "...Why don't you call me a cow?"

Yu Cheng was deeply involved in the play, with both hands on his shoulders in turn pretending to stroke his long hair, and smiled coquettishly: "Xiaoqing is right, let my sister see his past life!"

Gu Tianjiao raised his hand to cover the lower half of his face.

Yu Cheng first tapped his temples with two index fingers, then brought them together to his chest, and pushed towards Gu Tianjiao, with a sound of "Wow - Wow -" in his mouth, he frowned and shook his head: "It's strange, I can't tell! The person my sister is looking for, not him!"

Gu Tianjiao: "...we're talking about business..."

Yu Cheng nodded his forehead with one hand, floated back to the sofa and picked up the tablet: "Oh, my head hurts so much! Xiaoqing, shut up! Let my sister rest for 49 days!"

Gu Tianjiao was helpless: "You..."

Yu Cheng raised his index finger and put it on Gu Tianjiao's mouth: "Shhh-sister really wants to rest!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Then don't mention Lu Xiang, Fang Lezhi's side—if he says he can't do it, do you have a way out?"

Yu Chengtuo threw himself onto the sofa and closed his eyes: "Ah! Where did the stinky monk come from? You've read me to death!"

Gu Tianjiao: "..."

Gu Tianjiao saw that he didn't want to talk, so he didn't say any more, just doing indoor exercises by himself.After a few rounds of songs, Yu Chengcai turned his face from the corner of the sofa, sat up with a smile again.

He looked at Gu Tianjiao, who was wearing a vest and shorts, and his body was steaming hot, and he felt happy.But just for a moment, then he didn't stop his mouth, and bravely pricked a small thorn: "Brother, is your magic weapon in the workplace still working?"

Gu Tianjiao was shining with sweat all over his body: "Huh? What's the matter?"

Yu Cheng crossed his legs and continued to inject needles: "You are so rational and thoughtful about everything, did you make a mistake?"

Gu Tianjiao threw away the push-up rack, stood up and squatted, panting lightly and said with a smile, "What do you want to say?"

Yu Cheng thought to himself, sex/seduction... sex/seduction is really despicable...but it's basically useless!He folded his arms and leaned on the armrest of the sofa: "Have you dealt with your boss?"

Gu Tianjiao: "No."

Yu Cheng: "Promoted next month?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Nothing."

Yu Cheng jumped off the sofa, smiled and squatted beside him: "What's wrong?"

Gu Tianjiao didn't speak.Yu Cheng felt that he was gloating, as if his position was wrong, but he didn't want to correct it for the time being: "The workplace is the area where you are most confident, and you will make mistakes. What about other things?"

Gu Tianjiao glanced at him and smiled: "It's human to make mistakes, just correct them if you make mistakes. But I think there's something wrong with what you said today, what's wrong with you?"

Yu Cheng chuckled: "Correct when you know a mistake? How easy is it? Well then!"

After he finished speaking, he ran to the bathroom and took a shower without opening his eyes during the whole process.But when he was done washing and turning off the water, a terry bathrobe was draped over his shoulders.

Gu Tianjiao held him back, blow-dried his hair in a good temper, and then let him into the bedroom.Yu Cheng hugged the pillow, lay sideways on the bed and listened to Gu Tianjiao pack up and come in.

He was unhappy, but for some reason, he seemed unable to refuse Gu Tianjiao's breath even if he died.Gu Tianjiao approached him and put his arms around his neck, and he turned around obediently, facing him face to face.

The bedside lamp was weak, Gu Tianjiao reached out and stroked his hair gently.Yu Cheng felt itchy from being scratched, but he didn't hold back, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

Gu Tianjiao stood up, leaned down and kissed.Yu Cheng's awkward brain was hooked by an inexplicable smell, and he quickly surrendered.

He has never been able to figure out what kind of smell is on Gu Tianjiao's body.

Very light, very subtle.You can't smell it without sticking your nose, but it's so real that you can catch it.It's not a fragrance, nor is it an abstract romantic smell like sunshine, rain and fog.It smells good, like moving silk, but without the sense of insecurity that would break and cut people; like vines that grow around, but not so rigid.It is warm and alive, dragging and pulling to the deepest part of his brain.Let him inhale pure oxygen like in hypoxia, the more he inhales, the more greedy he becomes, and he can't inhale enough.In the end, he was wrapped up in every part from the brain to the flesh, so that he could forget all his troubles and liberate his body and mind.

I heard Gu Tianjiao whisper in my ear: "It's good to be young, the reaction is so fast..."

Yu Cheng's face burned, and 5 minutes later, he turned into a ball of fire under Gu Tianjiao.In the raging flames of meaningless life and death, countless small fireworks shot out in all directions.

He buried his breath into Gu Tianjiao's shoulder, gasped and said, "Brother, you... are definitely... a goblin!"

The goblin smiled, cast her magic power, and used continuous shock waves to dismantle Yu Cheng's heavy stinky skin atom by atom, and then scattered the atoms so that the atoms flew away without a shadow, leaving only the light and free soul.

Feeling that Gu Tianjiao was cleaning up the funeral, Yu Chengxiang smiled: "What are you doing wiping them? I have already ascended to immortality, so these things are useless."

Gu Tianjiao laughed and gave him another kiss: "Enke, are you satisfied? Are you in a better mood?"

Yu Cheng was pulled back to reality, hehe twice, and turned his back.Gu Tianjiao had no choice but to say, "You turned your face..."

Yu Cheng said in a muffled voice: "Xiao Gu, using sex to solve problems is utilitarian and not sincere!"

Gu Tianjiao lay on his side behind him, and said with a smile: "Why are you unhappy? What problems need to be solved?"

Yu Cheng didn't speak.

Gu Tianjiao: "Okay, my master, I will report to you! My boss, you can also see it on the intranet. He is the vice president of the system management of Baohun and Feitian. He is also the veteran of the angry man. Logically speaking, this company smell, he's one of the most dyed."

Yu Cheng turned around, and Gu Tianjiao looked at him with a smile: "When I talked to him last year, it was very smooth, and we got along well at the beginning. But after a while, I don't understand why, he suddenly became..."

Yu Cheng: "Cruel-hearted and vicious little stepmother?"

Gu Tianjiao shook his head: "It's erratic. It's neither professional nor bureaucratic."

Yu Cheng was stunned for a long time: "Ah? What is that?"

Gu Tianjiao leaned on his right arm: "I can't see through, I don't know what he wants. This year I lead wireless and manage three teams. But no matter how good the performance is, he doesn't seem to care about it. He doesn't express his opinion." But if any detail is done slowly, he will be very dissatisfied." He smiled, "I don't know how to satisfy him if he doesn't give me a chance to dig out his needs. No, do you have a trick?"

Yu Cheng was embarrassed: "Uh heh heh..."

Gu Tianjiao raised his hand to touch Yu Cheng's eyes: "So, I don't have much hope of being promoted this year. I'm sorry, but I will continue to find a way."

Yu Cheng looked at him speechlessly.

Gu Tianjiao: "Now you know my situation, I don't treat you like a child. Are you psychologically balanced?"

Yu Cheng hummed.

Gu Tianjiao laughed: "Good friends need a secret exchange, so you can tell me what's on your mind!"

Yu Cheng closed his eyes with a smirk, turned his back to him: "What's wrong with me!"

Gu Tianjiao was silent for a while, then suddenly lifted the quilt, pulled Yu Cheng's shoulders to flatten him, then rode on his waist, and scratched violently for a while.

Yu Cheng went crazy when he realized it, he was so itchy that he almost lost his breath, and he couldn't help himself, the bedroom was filled with his collapsed laughter.

Yu Cheng: "Ahahahaha!!!...Okay!...haha...Brother!!! Please, hahaha...Mom! I say I say!!!"

Only then did Gu Tianjiao let him go, and Yu Cheng muttered: "Despicable, shameless, hooligan, beast..."

Gu Tianjiao shot a smirk, and Yu Cheng hurriedly handed him the mobile phone on the bedside table: "That, take it for reading! Xiao Shuang's one!"

Gu Tianjiao took it and opened it.In fact, it was nothing serious. Around 06:30, Xiao Shuang told him online: Cheng, Candy broke up with me again.

Yu Chenghui: Huh?Why?

Xiao Shuang: As always, I can't settle down.I had a conversation with him last Sunday, and when I mentioned the future, he said that he would think about it.

Yu Cheng: That's right, didn't he always pretend not to hear before?

Xiao Shuang: Well, I am also very happy.As soon as I got off work, I bought cake champagne and ran to his house, wanting to celebrate this historic change.As a result, just downstairs from his house, he and the uncle came out of the car.

Yu Cheng: ... Are you arguing?

Xiao Shuang: No.When he saw me, he told me that he had considered it, and that he would go his own way in the future.Say that uncle is his new BF.

Yu Cheng: ...

Xiao Shuang: Ah Cheng, I think I can't take it anymore.Since I was with him at Christmas the year before last, he has done this once a month, which is more accurate than my aunt!

Yu Cheng: Momo~ You will get back together in a few days~

Xiao Shuang: Yes, every time I tell you that we are separated again and we are getting better again, I am embarrassed to say too much.

Yu Cheng: hug~

Xiao Shuang: What do you think he is thinking?

Yu Cheng: ...

Xiao Shuang: Whenever I mentioned the future to him, he would say that his family is from the countryside, and his parents would rather beat him to death than agree.But even if he was worried about his parents, he was still messing around outside!Is it fun to play with so many people?Where am I sorry for him?

Yu Cheng: Maybe it's... He felt that he couldn't give you a future, and he deliberately acted it for you because he was afraid that you would get too deep.As soon as you left, he would cry and faint in the toilet.

Xiao Shuang: ...Your sister!

Yu Cheng: I'm sorry, I've watched too many stupid dramas.Go on!

Xiao Shuang: Ah Cheng, I don't want him anymore...

Yu Cheng: Huh? ... But back then, you accompanied him every day with the mentality of a spare tire and the attitude of a best friend, saying that you were willing to wait for him to grow old!

Xiao Shuang: At that time, I was a ninja, hiding in the dark, and being injured was at most self-harm; now that I am in the open, I have been slammed by others in front of me again and again, and my self-esteem cannot be held back.

Yu Cheng: ...

Xiao Shuang: It was a mistake to confess to him at that time.

Yu Cheng: ...worse than Dinghaishenzhen?

Xiao Shuang: Absolutely!It's okay not to mention many things, but it's over if you look forward!Oh, Ah Cheng, you have to be good!When I regain my energy, I will find another younger brother and sister for you, let An An give birth!Don't bother.

Yu Cheng: Good~

Gu Tianjiao read it several times, slid back, read it again, and then turned his eyes and asked: "Are you sad for them, or is it something else?"

Yu Cheng chuckled: "There are all of them."

Gu Tianjiao looked at him suspiciously, as if he was burning his brain. After a while, he said: "I can't control how other people live. But if it's you, you can easily be hit by other people's misfortunes, and what's happening is 'it's best to keep the status quo' Thinking like that, no way."

Yu Cheng was speechless for a long time, and smiled: "Domineering Xiaogu, you have to be confident again, don't you?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Is there anything I need to be unconfident?"

Yu Cheng: "..."

Gu Tianjiao: "First of all, in terms of life, my physical strength and income will not hold you back."

Yu Cheng sneered: "Yo, this modest one!"

Gu Tianjiao: "Secondly, spiritually, I can understand everything you say, and I am willing to listen to it, and I am willing to talk to you; Son."

Yu Cheng was confused: "Why didn't I understand... what kind of logic is this?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled: "In the end, emotionally, with you, I am not only satisfied, but even more happy. My only worry is whether you can experience the same as mine - if you are dissatisfied, I am very happy to make any changes for you."

Yu Chengyi was embarrassed: "Don't, what are you changing! You are so 'happy', and I, I am also very 'happy'. I just don't have your 'confidence'..."

Gu Tianjiao laughed helplessly, and shook his head: "Take your time, don't let the past add noise to you. If you don't understand now, you will understand when the time comes."

Yu Cheng: "...Buddhist gatha? Still rely on epiphany?"

Gu Tianjiao covered him with a quilt and said, "Sleep!"

Yu Cheng: "Brother, please make it clear! What do you mean by 'add noise to me in the past'?"

Gu Tianjiao smiled mysteriously, reached out and turned off the light.