boss, i mean it

That night, Gu Tianjiao politely asked Yu Cheng and Daxiang if they wanted to go out to play, and the two "surplus goods" in the back seat looked at each other, waved their hands together and said no, and went straight home.

Facing Gu Tianjiao and Wang Qing at the gate of the community, Yu Cheng said good night repeatedly, and watched Ya Ge turn around and drive away. He turned around, and the low air pressure spread instantly, pushing the elephant back two steps.

Elephant: "Do you want a soundtrack? Go alone~"

Yu Cheng glared at the elephant angrily: "Why didn't you tell me that he has a wife before?...Huh? Wife or girlfriend?"

Elephant: "Girlfriend! My wife doesn't have to be so secretive, and it's impossible to stay in a team."

Yu Cheng continued to stare at him resentfully.

Elephant: "Hey! How would I know! Come on, I'm running for my life every minute, okay? And this kind of relationship between them can't be seen in the company at all. This is the first time I see Gu Tianjiao driving her. It's not you. Sister-in-law, I thought they were just carpooling along the way."

Yu Cheng: "What a legitimate thing between a man and a woman, why do you want to hide?"

Elephant: "Office romance, unspoken rules don't allow it, understand?"

Yu Cheng: "Then why did Mao dare to expose it to us today? Are you afraid that we will tell it?"

Elephant laughed: "There are two possibilities, one is that he trusts you and doesn't avoid suspicion; the other is that he tells you to give up his heart!"

Yu Cheng thought for a while: "Well, it's better to scare off than to fight back, it's a good way."

Elephant: "Then are you scared off?"

Yu Cheng didn't speak.

The two opened the door and entered the room, Yu Cheng went straight to the computer, the elephant just changed his shoes when he heard the phone ringing, he clicked on it and looked: "Yo, you called me with 'Pay Money'? What did you two do in the car just now?" , he gave you so much?"

Yu Cheng: "The official price is [-], am I a person who charges randomly?"

The elephant giggled and said, "There are two sad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Yu Cheng: "The two evils are infringing on rights, the lesser one is the greater one."

Elephant: "Your logic... This month's No. 17 is our rent for next quarter—but if you don't have it, don't pay it yet."

Yu Cheng was taken aback. He just paid back the five thousand that Elephant lent him three months ago, as well as the last quarter’s rent, a total of seven thousand and four thousand. Warm up, he has two hundred left.

He yelled OK and sent the money to the elephant within ten seconds.

Yu Cheng: "There is another little misfortune, what is it?"

Elephant: "This... I'm too embarrassed to say it, I just heard it with one ear today. Let me tell you something irrelevant! Anyway, they are all the same male lead."

Yu Cheng: "Gu Tianjiao?" He paused, "I just called a girl 'Sister Gu', what could be more unfortunate?"

Daxiang lit a cigarette and collapsed on the small sofa in the living room: "I'll tell you another one. He's been promoted to manager and he's in charge of our department."

Yu Cheng: "Huh?!"

Elephant: "The promotion email will be announced at the end of October, but it is already a certainty, and everyone knows it."

Yu Cheng was silent for a while: "Oh, what's none of my business?"

The elephant said helplessly: "Wolf cub with white eyes! Let me tell you, Gu Tianjiao is unfathomable, and you can't afford it."

Yu Cheng: "That's right."

Elephant shook his head: "I haven't officially become a manager yet. At noon today, I asked the salesmen of our third department to fill out a PDP personality test form. After that, I called a group of people to the conference room in the afternoon."

Yu Cheng: "He is still using this trick! Is it someone with poor performance?"

Elephant: "It's called by attribute, but it doesn't care about performance. In the afternoon, it's 'Peacock', and everyone is smiling when they come out, as if they are all flattering them."

Yu Cheng nodded: "It really doesn't matter! Tell me about the 'unfortunate' thing! Hurry up, brother! Sister! You are the hottest and the most manly!"

The elephant hesitated to speak, but finally shook his head and said, "You can't even praise me as a flower. When Gu Tianjiao figured it out someday, I will tell you myself."

Yu Cheng: "...Bastard! I also have something I won't tell you! It's about Lao Gao!"

Da Xiang was stunned, looked at him suspiciously, and quickly laughed: "I won't be fooled by you!"

Yu Cheng said deeply: "Well, I also think it's better for him to tell you by himself... Sigh, poor... Sigh..."

He moaned and sighed for a long time, but the elephant ignored him and listened to the speech through the speakers.Seeing that the temptation to confess did not work, Yu Cheng stood up abruptly, humming and shaking into the room, fumbling for a long time and took out a set of clothes: "Does it look good?"

The elephant glanced at it: "It looks good, just like the headline of 'Brilliant Lights'. What kind of monster are you going to be?"

Yu Cheng went back to his room and hung up his clothes, then slipped out and said with a smile: "Please come back, congratulations to my male god on becoming the manager, wow ha ha..."

Elephant: "Let me say something good, wash your ears and listen! People have already shown you their female votes, no matter what happens to them, it's none of your business! Have you forgotten that he is a straight man? Obscenity It's all right, don't fall into it, you'll be a traitor, and you'll be smeared in the end!"

Yu Cheng: "That's right. But he's been so helpful to me at work, so there's no reason not to invite him. How about asking him some day? Early or late...or tomorrow? Treat him to Japanese food?...No, I'm afraid He can't get used to... hot pot? No way, his clothes will stink..."

The elephant pressed his forehead: "You are hopeless!"

Yu Cheng: "So what exactly is 'unfortunate'?"

Elephant: "...You talk about Lao Gao first!"

Yu Cheng: "You speak first!"

Elephant: "Die!"

In the afternoon of the next day, Yu Cheng got stuck on time and arrived at the eighth floor of Twelve Angry Men at five o'clock.

At that time, the elephant was spitting to persuade the person on the other end of the phone to pay on the spot, so he only gestured to him and pointed to the conference room behind the sales area.

This conference room is the one that Yu Cheng interviewed at the beginning. The wall next to the sales station is made of plexiglass, and the company logo of Twelve Angry Men is printed in the middle. You can't see the inside, but the upper and lower parts are transparent. I saw that there were more than a dozen people standing and sitting inside.

in a meeting?

Yu Cheng became curious, and happened to see that the door was ajar, and the other salesmen at the work station were making passionate calls, and no one ignored him, so he sneaked towards the door and pricked up his ears.

Gu Tianjiao's voice was successfully heard by him.

"This month is very critical. Little A, little B, and little C, don't you want to be promoted to P6? Be nice to me, or I won't let you pass the level of leadership."

Yu Cheng was taken aback for a moment, Gu Tianjiao in his impression was a man who always spoke properly and gently, never leaking anything.But this threat is... what does it mean?

"In addition, the three of you, Xiao X, Xiao Y, and Xiao Z from Wangqing's team, I've been paying attention to them for a long time. Your team is always holding back the three. You three are the best in the rear of the car." Someone laughed. , Gu Tianjiao's voice was sarcasm and contempt, cold as a knife, "If you do this to me again this month, do you know what it means?"

Yu Cheng thought, it means that you will be condemned to death!Let you have no money to earn, and suffer from my mental devastation!

Gu Tianjiao: "It means that you are blocking me from making money. Let me tell you, those who are blocking me from making money, don't think that I am laughing at you now. When the time comes, the company's '[-]' system will sell [-] of the three departments. Seven places, three of you, no matter if you are the bottom three or not, as long as you are still looking like this, I will fire you first. Okay? Everyone will fight to the death, and if you can’t fight, tell me now, I'll let him go right away!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

The people inside were silent.

Gu Tianjiao: "No? Then remember your own choices. Work overtime today, and you will have [-] effective contacts. Leave after the fight. Get out!"

Yu Cheng hurriedly dodged, unexpectedly, someone stood by the door, and opened the door at once. He and Gu Tianjiao were tall, and looked over the heads of the salesmen pouring out, facing each other.

Gu Tianjiao was taken aback.

Yu Cheng: "Hey... Brother Gu!"

With a smile all over his face, he secretly rubbed his hands and retreated to the side.

Gu Tianjiao's originally livid face softened and smiled at him: "Are you looking for me?"

Yu Cheng shook his head: "I...wait for the elephant. Brother Gu, you're busy...I'm stepping back..."

While talking, he shrank towards the tea room, intending to look for an opportunity to get out of the way.

Gu Tianjiao went out with a smile and turned off the lights in the meeting room: "You've been used. I just need to ask you for something, so come with me."

Embarrassed, Yu Cheng had no choice but to follow Gu Tianjiao.

The two walked silently along the internal stairs to the sixth floor, walked through the empty reception area, and found a small conference room to sit down.

Gu Tianjiao poured him a glass of water, the two of them seemed to be interviewing, and the atmosphere was a little frozen.Yu Cheng had no place to put his hands and feet, so he couldn't help putting his hands on his chest, and leaned back his upper body.When it was over, he felt that his precautions were obvious, and he silently put his arms on the table, holding a small water glass in both hands, pretending to drink water.

Gu Tianjiao was silent for a while, then laughed: "Did it scare you?"

Yu Cheng froze for a moment, then shook his head.

Gu Tianjiao saw that his words were insincere, so he explained to him: "The sales just now are for 'koalas'. You don't need a heavy hammer, and you can't make a sound."

Yu Cheng forced a smile: "In the eyes of the leader, employees are 'drums'!"

Gu Tianjiao was silent for a while, and patiently said: "The 'way' of management is to mobilize everyone's enthusiasm for work, but the 'technique' needs to vary from person to person."

Yu Cheng whispered, "I don't understand."

Gu Tianjiao smiled helplessly and continued to explain: "The person you bumped into just happened to be the person the sales team least expects to see. You also know that the PDP personality test results have five attributes, 'peacock', 'owl', 'none' Tail bear', 'chameleon' and 'tiger'. Peacock, I use P, which is PMP, 'flattering', P is cool, and you can talk about everything; owl, calculate statistics for them, for example, there is a big difference in the commission of gold, silver and bronze medals Big, but in fact there is only a difference of four or five customers for each brand level. Once the data is written and calculated, there is no need to say anything; The tasks to be completed every day... If it is a tiger, I will 'beg'."

Yu Cheng: "That's right. Since 'koalas' are the last thing you want to see, why did you recruit them in the first place? Personality tests are more important than people, and they should be filled out before the interview. If they don't meet the requirements, just don't refuse." Enough."

Gu Tianjiao stared at him: "Are you complaining for them? Improper employment is a problem left over from the company's history. In fact, 'koala' is more suitable for working in the customer service team... Sigh, you still don't understand, wait until you finish Newcomer training, contact with the old people in your team, you will know."

Yu Cheng hummed.Gu Tianjiao said a lot of things in one breath, and Yu Cheng also admitted that he had a reason.But Elephant's evaluation the night before, saying that he was "unfathomable", together with Gu Tianjiao's attitude towards those young people who were similar to him just a moment ago, made him unable to be active anymore.

He smiled and stood up: "Brother Gu is the film king, I'm going to leave beforehand."

Gu Tianjiao: "Aren't you going to wait for the elephant?"

Yu Cheng: "Oh, yes. Then you are busy, and I will wait by myself."

Gu Tianjiao thought for a while and said with a smile: "Well, next Saturday, I plan to go out for an autumn outing with my colleagues from the old team. You call the elephant and come together!"

Yu Cheng was taken aback, and shook his head: "I guess the elephant won't go, I... I'm an outsider, so it's not suitable for me."

Gu Tianjiao pulled him back: "If the elephant doesn't come, can you come alone? ... That's right, I'll be promoted to manager next month, so let's celebrate for me."

Everyone talked about this, Yu Cheng nodded with a smile: "Okay, congratulations Gu Ge."

In the following time, Gu Tianjiao continued to devote himself to his work of "incentives that vary from person to person", while Yu Cheng collapsed on the sofa in the leisure area on the eighth floor and sat for more than two hours.

Back home, the elephant felt his low pressure again, pulled him to collapse on the small sofa together, and asked: "Eavesdropped on the meeting, was it thundered?"

Yu Cheng smiled: "Sure enough, he is a man with many faces. I don't know which side is the real him."

Elephant: "The old turtle in the rivers and lakes, who doesn't have layers of shame? I'm afraid I have forgotten the real appearance."

Yu Cheng was unable to stretch his waist: "But brother, I like simplicity and hate complexity. Gu Tianjiao... I think he is still very attractive, but if he can have another small 'surprise', I can retreat bravely."

The elephant patted him: "Let's look in the circle, straight men have a lot of things."

Yu Cheng: "Then you tell me, what is the 'unfortunate' about him, and let me give up quickly."

The elephant hesitated for a long time: "I can't say it, why don't you talk about Lao Gao first?"

Yu Chengbai glanced at him: "I can't say it either."

Elephant: "Damn it, you have AIDS!"

Yu Chengyi is embarrassed: "I have AIDS and I still let you do it with him? Could he tell me? What do you think of your wife! Stupid [-]

Elephant: "...Then tell me!"

Yu Cheng: "You speak first!"

elephant:"……"

As expected, the elephant couldn't talk about the autumn outing without even thinking about it.The first reason is that Gu Tianjiao drew a data map for him, and he was nervous about his performance; second, he said that he "did not want to witness the scene of a car accident".Regarding the tight-lipped "little misfortune", he and Yu Cheng never tire of playing the game of "you say it first!"

October NO.16 is a good day, the sun is shining on the body and warm, the eyes of Longjing Road are dark green, and there is no bleak atmosphere of autumn.

Yu Cheng took a taxi to the appointed place by himself, and as soon as he got out of the car, he saw Gu Tianjiao's Accord slowly parked into the tea garden.

Gu Tianjiao got out of the car first, and the light blue short-sleeved tee and thin jeans that made Yu Cheng's eyes very comfortable made him look good.Gu Tianjiao waved to him, showed a bright smile, then turned to the passenger seat and opened the car door.

Yu Cheng mobilized his smiling muscles: "Brother Gu! This gentleman's style..."

Before he finished speaking, his jaw almost fell to the ground.He saw that Gu Tianjiao leaned in as if he was taking off his seat belt, and then hugged a pink girl with two braids.

Yu Cheng understood the meaning of "misfortune" and "car accident" in a second. At that moment, he really wished that he would shrink, shrink again, and be buried in the soil of the mountain road next to him, turning into an earthen grandson and fleeing home.

Gu Tianjiao was obviously very happy to see him, and approached with the living creature with big eyes and small mouth under his arm: "My daughter, her name is 'Tingting'. Tingting, her name is brother."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Originally, he thought that since Gu Tianjiao and Wang Qing were company romances that could not be exposed, they would definitely not bring her to team activities, and he would not be discouraged.But now, he would rather bring Wang Qing with him.

However, Tingting's baby's facial features are very similar to Gu Tianjiao's. It can be seen that her mother's conditions are also good, she is a rare and beautiful child.

Yu Cheng stretched out his hand: "Tingting, right? Did you go to kindergarten?"

The little girl glared at him, pouted her mouth and turned her head away, and buried her face on Gu Tianjiao's neck.Gu Tianjiao didn't force it, and smiled at Yu Cheng: "Go, go up first to see if everyone is here."

Yu Cheng followed Gu Tianjiao into the reception area of ​​the tea garden, and a girl led them up the mountain.Walking through the small road with seven bends and eight turns, I saw on Longjing Mountain, there are private rooms built one on top of the other with bamboo.The private rooms are relatively far away and relatively hidden. There are barbecue grills, swings and hanging baskets outside, and there are comfortable tables and chairs in the private rooms for drinking tea and chatting.

The sales of Gu Tianjiao's team have basically arrived. I have met Yu Cheng a few times, and he is very good at flattering. They call him "Manager Yu" and "Boss Yu", and call him very embarrassed.Tingting is very familiar with the team members, as soon as Gu Tianjiao put her down, she lifted up her skirt and ran around the mountain with enthusiastic brothers and sisters.

It was almost twelve o'clock, Gu Tianjiao went to the little girl in the tea garden to arrange food.Yu Cheng squatted at the door of their private room, watching the little girl rolling around with a smile.She called out the names of those salesmen loudly, and even nicknamed the salesmen, such as "Zhang Xiaogou", "Wang Dazhu", and a girl in a floral skirt "Hua Pangpang", which amused a group of adults and called others'. Sometimes I laugh to death, when I call myself I want to cry but have no tears.

Only ignore him.

"This girl is slow to heat up," Gu Tianjiao's voice fell from the squatting Yu Cheng's head, "If you are familiar with it, you will go crazy, if you are not familiar with it, you will show face, and your EQ is low."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Is there anyone who labels their own daughter like this?But what does it matter to him?He just hoped that this afternoon would pass quickly so that he could get out of it unscathed.

There is something in his words and he said with a smile: "As long as you get the true biography of Brother Gu, there is no one with low EQ."

As soon as the words fell, Tingting was covered in mud on the mountain, her hair was full of dead branches and leaves, and ran over, hugging Gu Tianjiao's long legs: "Father, I want to eat stewed pig's ears!"

Yu Cheng: "...a mud monkey!"

The little girl said sternly, "You are clean! You are white!"

Yu Cheng smiled shamelessly: "Hey, I am Bai!"

Tingting: "You white balls!"

Yu Cheng: "..."

The people around laughed, Gu Tianjiao couldn't help laughing: "You two can chat."

Yu Cheng grabbed Tingting: "No matter how old you are, how old are you?"

Tingting: "How old are you?"

Yu Cheng: "I'm 23!"

Tingting: "I'm four years old! The older ones must let the younger ones!"

As he spoke, he broke away from Yu Cheng's hand, ran a few steps, grabbed a ball of mud and threw it over.Yu Cheng thought that squatting would be boring anyway, so he tried to chase after him.The little girl ran around in a mess, Yu Cheng grabbed her and tickled her, then let her go and let her run for a while before chasing her.

The people around cheered and watched, and Yu Cheng went crazy for a while before he despised himself for playing the chasing scene in the 90s movie with a kid.

The entertainment programs for adults in the mountains are very boring. They eat, drink tea, play cards and chat. Fortunately, there is a crazy girl with a sharp tongue, so that everyone is willing to lower their minds and keep pace with her on the slopes.

Playing among the emerald Longjing tea trees until the afternoon, Gu Tianjiao and the old team accidentally had an hour-long performance meeting, and Yu Cheng had to act as a nanny.The child was tired from playing and slept in his arms, so he hugged her and sat on the hanging basket outside the private room, not wanting to understand how he got to this point.

However, he also admitted that since he discovered another side of Gu Tianjiao last time, he thought that this afternoon would be like a year on pins and needles.But seeing Gu Tianjiao himself again, even with the "scar" of Tingting, he unknowingly got rid of the depression and became very happy.

When it was almost five o'clock, the salesmen in the private room rushed out, greeted him, and drove away in carpools.After paying the bill, Gu Tianjiao came to him and stood two meters away from him, admiring with a smile.Yu Cheng's hands were numb, and he instinctively looked for angles and concave shapes, wanting to leave a picture of "Yu Cheng is an angel".

Gu Tianjiao stamped an identification stamp: "Send the Avalokitesvara Picture of the Son."

Yu Cheng: "..."

Gu Tianjiao stepped forward to take Tingting, carried it on his shoulder, helped Yu Cheng, who was numb, and walked to the side of the car: "I'm sorry, look at you, fashionista, the little girl just rubbed against you." mud."

One afternoon, Gu Tianjiao's attitude and intimacy towards him even surpassed those of his "comrades in arms".But Yu Cheng has already decided to retreat to a distance, he chuckled: "What's the matter with rubbing some mud, Brother Gu's daughter, just wipe your snot and saliva casually!"

Gu Tianjiao tied Tingting to the child's seat in the back seat and asked her to continue sleeping with her head tilted. Yu Cheng hesitated for a moment and got into the passenger seat.

Gu Tianjiao: "Seat belt!"

Yu Cheng snorted, stretched out his hand and pulled the tie.

Gu Tianjiao started the engine, turned his head and looked at him with a smile: "You won't break up with me, will you?"

Yu Cheng: "Ah, why?"

Gu Tianjiao: "Generation gap, young people play with young people, singles play with singles, I am old and young..."

Yu Cheng looked ahead: "Don't tell me! What's inside, sister Wang Qing is Tingting's mother?"

Gu Tianjiao steered the steering wheel steadily, and glanced back at him: "Tingting is my ex-wife's daughter, and Wang Qing is the person I'm talking about."

Yu Cheng chuckled, Gu Tianjiao looked at him suspiciously, and he explained as if nothing had happened: "I don't even have a good impression of my stepmother."

Gu Tianjiao was silent for a while, then smiled: "You are quite conservative!"

Yu Cheng: "As a matter of fact, the stepmothers I met, and the stepmothers of the little friends I knew, were all kind of like that. My parents' friends, who became other people's stepmothers, often complained when adults chatted. Husband's ex-wife's child." He shook his head, "It's human nature! But children are too pitiful, and the younger they are when they divorce, the more pitiful they are."

Gu Tianjiao was thoughtful: "Really."

Yu Cheng came back to his senses, and smiled awkwardly: "I'm just talking casually...don't take it to heart. What's more, Sister Wang Qing is different... The women from the sales department of Twelve Angry Men are not ordinary people. .”

Gu Tianjiao slightly pursed the corners of his mouth, half-smile, and seemed to be thinking about something.Longjing is very close to the first bridge, within 10 minutes, Yu Cheng got off the bus.

He stood by the side of the road as usual and gave a thumbs up gesture.Gu Tianjiao rolled down the car window and asked him with a smile: "It's always like this, what do you mean?"

Yu Cheng was taken aback: "Oh, 'Safe voyage' is only for drivers."

Gu Tianjiao smiled with great interest, and said to him: "After [-], I discovered that you have hidden a lot of little Jiujiu. Tingting is here today, and I will talk to you next time."

Yu Cheng laughed twice: "Goodbye, post-[-]!"

At ten o'clock in the evening, the elephant came home from overtime work, and the first thing he said when he entered the door was, "Have you enjoyed it?"

Yu Cheng shrugged his shoulders: "It's so exciting. But since your stalk has been broken, you don't want to know about Lao Gao from me."

Elephant curled his lips indifferently: "I want to go to the dark underground bar again, can I send you a man? What do you like?"

Yu Cheng didn't say a word for a long time, but Da Xiang smiled and said, "Haven't you given up yet? Didn't you say goodbye to Xie Zhixing before? It's just two packs of Double Happiness, five listening to West Lake beer!" He domineeringly threw out 30 yuan Qian, "Brother, please, don't look for it!"

Yu Cheng stared at him resentfully, and finally put away the money: "Thank you brother!"

Elephant smiled and said: "Promise! To be honest, there is something wrong with your taste... You all like old men. Besides, it's either Xie Zhixing who is bendy or straight, or Gu Tianjiao who is naturally straight. A trouble."

Yu Cheng leaned back on the chair, raised his legs and placed them on the computer desk: "Actually, I just want to have a good relationship. Love is the kind of relationship that makes the water sweet when you think of him. Even if you don't talk when you get together It's comfortable...it's about two people, that's it."

Elephant: "It's not easy to find? It's full of pits and valleys! How is Xiao Shuang?"

Yu Chengyilei: "Huh?"

Elephant smiled and said, "He's still single, and he came to me online today, saying he's coming out of the closet at home."

Yu Cheng: "Huh?!"

Elephant: "It was said that the family forced him to go on a blind date, and he couldn't bear the insult, so he just said it. Parents seem to accept it more than he imagined. Not only did they not make trouble, but they also comforted him, wishing him to find a good husband... Isn't this pure? Good-looking and good-looking, and can be attacked and accepted, both cute and cheap!"

Yu Cheng narrowed his eyes: "Don't...he is 1.7 meters eight, shorter than me, and he collided with me after shaving off his mustache. Why should I find a mirror?"

Elephant: "Nimma, are you looking for a man or a prostitute! If you are half a centimeter shorter than you, you are called short? Keep your hair longer and apply more pomade!"

Yu Cheng: "I don't like my man's pomade!"

The elephant picked up a book on the table and threw it on him: "The bitch is hypocritical! You will die alone forever!"

Yu Cheng picked up the book and read it: ""The Unknown Dark Side of the Company"...a ghost story?"

The elephant ignored him.

Yu Cheng clattered and flipped the pages: "Oh, let's talk about unspoken rules. That's good. I'll study... men and so on, let's see fate! Let the little brother sneak into the board of twelve angry men first."