The editor-in-chief is so black-bellied

"Waiter, come and order." After choosing what he wanted to eat, Jin Yuanbao pressed the intercom in the private room and said.

The waiter came over quickly, "Sir, what do you want?"

Jin Yuanbao showed him the menu, "This, this, and this, this, uh... and this and this."

"Okay." The waiter hurriedly nodded and recorded his order, "Is there anything else?"

Jin Yuanbao closed the menu, "Order these first, hurry up, I'm starving."

"Okay, please wait a moment." The waiter said, and was about to leave, but was stopped by Long Yin.

"Wait a minute, show me the menu."

Seeing this, Jin Yuanbao had an ominous premonition, and before he could stop it, the waiter handed the menu to Long Yin with both hands, "Excuse me, do you want to order anything else?"

Long Yin glanced at the menu that Jin Yuanbao ordered, and said: "I don't want these, just give him a bowl of noodles and porridge."

waiter:"……"

"Hey, you..." Just as Jin Yuanbao was about to resist, he was killed by Long Yin's eyes. The protest turned into a dissatisfied grunt in an instant, "Stinger, drink cold water!" point, hum!

"It's okay, Boss Long, let him order, and Boss Meng pays the bill." The Mediterranean fat man said without knowing it, and then winked at the waiter, "Hurry up and serve the food!"

The waiter hadn't reacted from Long Yin's words just now, and heard Long Yin say lightly: "If you don't mind paying for his funeral, go ahead!"

Mediterranean Fat Man: "..."

Meng Wei: "..."

The waiter finally served Jin Yuanbao's order, as well as Long Yin's noodles and porridge. As you can imagine, Jin Yuanbao could only watch the two people opposite him eat the food he ordered. But chewing pointless noodles.

He secretly vowed that after they left, he would ask the waiter to re-order the dish he just ordered, and then eat it painfully!

However, after Long Yin agreed with them on the terms of the company transfer, Meng Wei and the others left first. The night outside the private room window was getting darker and darker, and he didn't even wait for Zhulong.

He pulled down the QQ message, and the battery of the phone was dead, and he couldn't get the reply from the other party. If the other party was online, he could still make a QQ voice call, but the problem was that the other party was not online!

He suddenly became worried. Could there be some accident on the way?

"When will your editor come? Are we going to sit here until closing?" Long Yin rested his elbow on the table, dragged his chin with his palm, and looked at Jin Yuanbao with interest. He had already asked this question tonight. Three times, this is the fourth time.

Jin Yuanbao was so anxious by his question, he said in a bad mood: "If you want to go back, you go back first, I will definitely wait for him!" Before waiting for that guy, let's see what he looks like, I won't go back tonight!

Long Yin chuckled, "You're not stupid enough to be let go, and you still wait foolishly, right?"

Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao felt bad for a while, could he really be fooled?

"We said we'll see or leave." Although he had doubts in his heart, he still didn't want to believe it. Don't overdo it and ignore Long Yin.

Seeing this, the corners of Long Yin's mouth curled up, he lit a cigarette, and leaned on the chair, slowly blowing smoke rings, he wanted to see how stubborn this guy was.

Jin Yuanbao didn't wait for Zhulong until the waiter came over apologetically to remind him to close. He got into the car with a disappointed expression on his face, returned home sullenly, took a shower and went back to his room to sleep.

The next day, Jin Yuanbao received a reply from Zhulong, saying that he had something to do last night, so he didn't go, and he didn't even say a word of apology after that. Therefore, he was in a bad mood for several days. renew.

Until the number of days he had been out of work reached 7 days, Zhulong came to his door.

[Candle Dragon]: /Picture, where did all your updates go? !

Jin Yuanbao saw the message, but he pretended he didn't see it. After closing the dialog box, he continued to type.

But before he coded many words, a window popped up on the desktop and shook.

[Candle Dragon]: I know you are here.

"Hmph, I don't care about you even online!" Jin Yuanbao murmured dissatisfiedly, and closed the window again, who asked you to let his pigeons go that night.

But the other party seemed to have clairvoyance, and shook the window again.

[Zhulong]: Since I'm not here, then I'll give it to someone else to push the front page.

He came to make a big move!

But he's really good at it!

[17 cm]: Yes, there is a big push?When?

[Candle Dragon]: What about the update?

Seeing this, a question suddenly popped up in Jin Yuanbao's mind: Is Lao Tzu really so good at fooling around?

He was fooled out again!

[17cm]: Only after a photo is updated.

[Candle Dragon]: /picture.

When the other party sent the picture, Jin Yuanbao's network just got stuck. How long did the picture take, and he stared at the screen for as long as he kept his eyes open, but it turned out to be a picture of a cute little boy!

[17cm]: Zhulong, I want to break up with you!I want to block you!

She even fooled him again!

Jin Yuanbao felt like he was going to die of anger!

[Candle Dragon]: Want to see me?Work hard to enter the finals. If you can enter the finals, I can guarantee that your works will be signed with film and television contracts.

As long as you enter the finals, you can sign a film and television contract?

Suddenly, Jin Yuanbao noticed that he seemed not so angry again.

[17cm]: ~(≧▽≦)/~Really? !So you didn't fool me, did you?

[Candle Dragon]: Do I look like someone who can fool people casually?

Jin Yuanbao looked at the computer screen sadly: "..."

[17 cm]: No, how could you be a casual fool?You are just fooling people up, not people!

[Candle Dragon]: Then I didn't say anything just now.

Seeing this, Jin Yuanbao frowned, turning his face faster than turning a book!He hurriedly took a screenshot of what he said earlier that he promised to sign the film and television.

[17cm]: I've already taken a screenshot!

[Candle Dragon]: I am not myself!

"Damn it!" Jin Yuanbao couldn't help cursing angrily, he really fucking wanted to scare this guy through the computer screen like Sister Sadako!

In the evening, as soon as Long Yin came home, he saw Jin Yuanbao coming out of the study, grinning, "Brother Long Yin, you are back! Are you tired from work? I'll help you carry the bag." Long Yin is carrying the computer bag in his left hand.

Long Yin changed his shoes, took off his coat, suspiciously looked at Jin Yuanbao who put the computer bag on the sofa, and then folded it back to get the coat.

In the past few days, because of the transfer of the company, he has to go out almost after lunch. Every time he comes back, this guy stays in the study, codes and surfs the Internet, and reluctantly leaves the study until dinner is ready. come out.

Is today too unusual?

However, he doesn't hate his abnormality, on the contrary, he hopes to be like this in the future.But he won't show it.

So, he turned a blind eye and pretended he didn't notice anything. As usual, he went to the kitchen as soon as he came back.

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Long Yin opened the refrigerator and asked.

For Jin Yuanbao, it was useless to ask him this question. Apart from the last time when he was hit in the face by a ball, which fulfilled his desire to eat fried steak, which time did Jin Yuanbao fulfill his wish?

Every time, after Jin Yuanbao read out the names of a few dishes with great interest, he said "your stomach only has two choices of porridge and noodles" to spoil the fun. vegetables.

However, today's Jin Yuanbao changed from his previous rebelliousness, and said with a smile: "You can eat whatever you say."

"Oh?" Long Yin looked back at him in surprise, and then a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said: "Then continue to eat tomato and egg noodles, and add winter melon soup."

After finishing speaking, I saw Jin Yuanbao's smile froze, but soon, he continued to laugh and said: "Okay, okay, I ate too much, and I found out that tomatoes are actually not that bad. Brother Longyin, your cooking skills are really good. Good! Let me cook for you too!"

"Are you secretly eating garbage again?" Long Yinfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, this guy is really not normal tonight!

"Absolutely not! After lunch, I didn't eat anything except fruit!" Jin Yuanbao immediately denied, and then explained with two legs: "I just feel guilty that I just eat and do nothing with you, even if my living expenses Confiscated by you."

Long Yin didn't bother to pay attention to him, took out eggs, tomatoes, wax gourd, noodles and meat from the refrigerator, went to the sink, put the tomatoes in a small basin, soaked them in water, and then took the meat out of the crisper.

"Let me beat the eggs for you." Jin Yuanbao volunteered to take out a ceramic bowl of the blue and white porcelain series from the disinfection cabinet.

Seeing that he was so excited, Long Yin acquiesced to him. If only this boy could learn to cook, he would not need to cook in the future.

In fact, when living alone, Long Yin seldom cooks. He has invested in several companies in the catering industry and holds shares. Three meals are almost settled in those hotels.

Jin Gan was going on a business trip that day, and he asked Jin Yuanbao to eat with him, so he started cooking. At the beginning, he thought that he would cook by himself for two or three days, and go out to eat, and a week would pass quickly. .

Unexpectedly, Jin Yuanbao's stomach is so arrogant, something is wrong, even if the food cooked by a professional chef outside is still healthy, but he is still worried about cleanliness, in the end, he can only cook by himself.

It's a good thing that this kid is so enthusiastic now. He cooks for him for half a month, and he will pay him back for the rest of his life. Well, it's a good deal.

Of course...

"Hey——" The sound of the egg hitting the edge of the bowl, and it was completely smashed, I saw the egg in Jin Yuanbao's hand, the eggshell was broken, and the egg white fell to the ground.

Seeing this, cracks began to appear in Long Yin's good thoughts just now, and he reminded angrily: "You are beating eggs, not smashing eggs, egg shells are not stones, so don't use so much force!"

Gold ingot:"……"

Suddenly it hurts.

"I'll start over." Jin Yuanbao said, wanting to throw the eggshell in his hand into the trash can, but accidentally stepped on the egg white on the ground and slipped.

"Ah—" he exclaimed, in a panic, his right hand accidentally swept the basin on the countertop, and there was a knife next to the basin, which made his left hand numb from fright.

Afraid that the knife on the table would hurt him, Long Yin quickly caught him and held him in his arms.

result……

"Clang-crack-"

"Bam—"

In less than a minute, the originally clean kitchen was in a mess. The pot containing the tomatoes was overturned, water was everywhere, and the tomatoes rolled on the ground. On the ground, except for broken ceramic fragments, eggshells, and kitchen knives ...

Long Yin's beautiful fantasy about the future of Jin Yuanbao is like that expensive ceramic bowl, blooming on the ground.