The editor-in-chief is so black-bellied

After counting the target number of words for the day, Jin Yuanbao looked through the calendar and found that three days later was the winter solstice, which was also Long Yin's birthday, and five days later was Christmas. What gift should I prepare?

He browsed Tmall for a round, but he didn't know what to buy for Long Yin, because he really didn't know what Long Yin lacked.

If you ask Long Yin specifically, there will be no surprises. Based on his understanding of Long Yin, the picture will be the same as last year:

Jin Yuanbao: "Honey, what do you want for your birthday?"

Long Yin: "Whatever, as long as it's not SpongeBob's underwear."

"Then change to Pikachu's panties?"

"do not want!"

"Pleasant Goat underwear?"

The veins on Long Yin's forehead twitched violently: "I will rape you if you bring the underwear again!"

Jin Yuanbao shut his mouth immediately, rolled his eyes several times, and said, "Then I'll give you Big Big Wolf pajamas!"

"don't want!"

Gold ingot:"……"

Your casualness is really not ordinary casualness!

This is simply the naked generation gap between the post-[-]s and post-[-]s!Therefore, it is better to forget about asking Long Yin what gift he wants, it is more practical to go to the powerful circle of friends to ask, or go to Du Niang for consultation.

"Boyfriend broke egg day, what gift is more meaningful?"

He googled it, and immediately came out with more than N messages, one of which was "Love him? Let's go with him on an unforgettable adventure of a lifetime!" caught his attention.

Clicking in, it turned out to be a Taobao store!

Gold ingot:"……"

This ad is not selling the legendary condom!

But soon, Jin Yuanbao's sight was attracted by a product recommended by the shop owner.

"Soul-changing liquid?"

Jin Yuanbao looked at a black bottle with "soul-changing liquid" written on the picture of the product. The introduction said that if two people hold hands and drink this liquid at the same time, their souls can be exchanged for each other. Lovers can stand on each other's position and feel each other's feelings, which is the essence of love sublimation.

"It looks ridiculous!" He murmured, and his eyes shifted from the price of 222 yuan to the column of historical comments and current transactions.

All zeros.

Gold ingot:"……"

"Only those who are obsessed with ghosts will fall for you, Jiang Taigong." He muttered, and closed the webpage with a snap.

In the evening, the first thing Long Yin did when he returned home was to hand over a document to Jin Yuanbao, and said with a sullen expression, "Come on, take good care of your husband tonight."

Jin Yuanbao took the document and looked at it. It turned out that "Sinful Love", which had been planning to start filming for a long time, finally set a start date. It will be on January [-]th after New Year's Day, and it is expected to be finished within a month and a half before the Spring Festival. The director He and the actors are all powerful celebrities in the domestic entertainment industry, and the filming will follow the location set in the opening chapter of the original work, and go to Paris, France for filming.

"This is simply too much respect for this baby!" Jin Yuanbao hugged and licked Long Yin excitedly.Sure enough, being rich is self-willed, and marrying into a rich family means that you can save a few years of struggle!

He was posting and rubbing, hooking Long Yin and directly pressing him on the sofa. When he became sexually interested, he would have two shots. Jin Yuanbao thought it was over, but unexpectedly, after a mandarin duck bath, there were two more shots. After dinner, Another two rounds.

"Did you take medicine today?" Finally, Jin Yuanbao couldn't take it anymore, kicked Long Yin away who was bullying him, and limped back to the room with his butt bare. Damn it, he won't be able to do it well tomorrow Sit and type!

"This proves that your husband is in the prime of his life, and he won't have the strength to do anything when he's in his dying years!" Long Yin followed him into the room, hugged Jin Yuanbao from behind, and bit his ear, "For you, I never A free person has turned into a nine-to-five job every day, shouldn't you subsidize me?"

Jin Yuanbao knew that he was referring to the matter of inheriting the family business. Long Yin used to be a free man. Although he opened a company, he hired a CEO with a high salary to help him take care of it. Basically, he didn't have to worry about the company's affairs. I have plenty of time to hang out on the novel network. If I want to take the author, I just fool around with the author. If I don’t want to take the author, I just read novels, or help the publishing house edit some books.

Of course, Jin Yuanbao knew from Long Feifei that the reason why Long Yin engaged in literary work that had nothing to do with his major after graduation was all because of his dream of being a writer back then.

Therefore, for Long Yin's complaints, Jin Yuanbao didn't feel guilty at all. Long Yin chose the road himself, and he didn't threaten him with a knife on his neck. Amitabha.

But for the sake of the other party helping him realize his movie dream, Jin Yuanbao generously allowed him to do it one more time, just one more time!Last time today!He said to Long Yin very solemnly.

Of course, Long Yin nodded and said yes, this kind of thing, let's take the bait first, when the time comes, he won't come out, and Jin Yuanbao will have nothing to do with him, and tomorrow is only a few minutes away.

So, that night, in addition to the coquettish/panting sounds, there were insults coming from the room.

The next day, when Jin Yuanbao woke up with sore body, the first thing he did was stretch out his hand from the bed, took the ipad on the bedside table into the bed, nodded to Taobao, and searched for the "soul-changing liquid" he saw yesterday.

Damn, let you do it to death, don't let you feel the pain, I immediately changed my name to Yin Yuanbao!

On the day of Long Yin's birthday, Long Yin seemed to have forgotten his birthday, and went to the company as usual. Jin Yuanbao received the goods half an hour after Long Yin left. When he opened the package, there was a bottle of black gold ingot exactly like the one on the picture. It was a small bottle, about the size of a thumb. He opened it and smelled it. It was colorless and odorless like tap water.

Even an idiot would not believe that there is soul exchange in this world, let alone him who wrote a fake soul exchange novel in his first novel, but he was still thinking: How to hold Long Yin in the arms without any awareness of it? What about his hands drinking the liquid together?

"Hey, baby, what are you doing standing at the door? Where's my brother?" At this moment, a female voice and a figure popping out suddenly scared Jin Yuanbao and almost broke the bottle in his hand.

"Uncle, where is my uncle?"

"Mummy said today is uncle's birthday, shall we make cakes together?"

At this time, a pair of cute twins came out from behind Long Feifei, pulling Jin Yuanbao's pajama pants.

"Yes, yes, today is uncle's birthday, let's make a cake!" Jin Yuanbao hurriedly hid the bottle in his pocket with a guilty conscience.

Wait, cake?At this moment, a small light bulb went on in his mind.