The editor-in-chief is so black-bellied
Chapter 66 No Antidote
Jin Yuanbao and Luo Yi returned to Qiu Yu's villa. Although the whole person was downcast, they still wanted to find the customer service who sold the soul liquid.He turned on the computer, entered the Taobao page, and thanked God for remembering the Taobao account number.
He entered the store's page in the record, and then contacted customer service.It was so late, and the online customer service was still online. It was really online customer service. As soon as Jin Yuanbao sent the message, the other party replied immediately.
Jin Yuanbao told him about his situation, saying that he had received the goods this morning, but he had given it to someone else by mistake, and asked if there was any antidote to exchange their souls back.
Under normal circumstances, if there is an adventure game, there must be a security measure. Especially for such absurd events as soul-changing, there must be an antidote. It is impossible for two people to change their souls for a lifetime. Bar?
However, the other party replied: "I'm sorry, this medicine is newly launched, and I haven't received any news about the antidote~"
This was the news that made things worse, but Jin Yuanbao almost died of anger.He crackled, vented all the bad moods of today, and scolded the other party severely.
The customer service on the other side of the computer should have been frustratingly swiped the screen, so he just ignored Jin Yuanbao, and the dialog box only had the malicious words sent by Jin Yuanbao, and he couldn't see the other party's reply. Therefore, Jin Yuanbao became even more annoyed, and said: " Fuck, I want a bad review!"
These seven words are like a bomb, directly blasting the customer service, "Our boss said that we don't accept bad reviews."
"Damn it!" Jin Yuanbao scolded directly, and replied to the other party while cursing, "I don't accept bad reviews? I not only want bad reviews, but also report you for selling bad products!"
The customer service immediately replied: "Don't, don't, how about this, I will give you another bottle of soul-changing liquid, and you can drink it again, maybe you can get it back."
After Jin Yuanbao thought about it, this seems to be okay, but in this case, he must find another opportunity to force Qiu Yu to drink the soul-changing liquid at the same time as himself.
Recalling that Qiu Yu bombarded his home tonight, Jin Yuanbao suddenly felt that the possibility of the two of them calmly holding hands and drinking the soul-changing liquid was basically zero, because now when he saw Qiu Yu, he really wanted to beat him up .
"Idiots will drink your medicine again. Give me your boss's contact information. I want to talk to him about life!" Jin Yuanbao still did not give up and wanted the antidote.
The other party replied okay, and then said that he was going to ask the boss for advice. Jin Yuanbao thought he was trying to play it off, and when he was about to call the report number at the bottom of the Taobao page, the other party actually dropped a number and said yes QQ number.
Instinctively, Jin Yuanbao copied it to the QQ search results, and the nickname was: Rose.
Gold ingot:"……"
He felt that he had a bad premonition, and when he added a friend, the system prompted that the user was already a friend and could not be added again.
At this time, the dialog box on Taobao has a new reply.
"No, don't add that account, this is our boss's QQ account."
Gold ingot:"……"
Why is this scene so familiar?
"Have you ever been a web editor?" Jin Yuanbao asked while typing on the keyboard.
"(⊙o⊙)! How do you know?"
Jin Yuanbao: "And it's still on Jinquan Reading Network!"
"how do you know?"
Jin Yuanbao: "You are a rose!"
"(⊙o⊙) Ah! You know me?"
Jin Yuanbao: "(#‵′) I am 17cm!"
"Ah! What a coincidence! It turned out to be you. I heard that your article is going to be made into a movie. Congratulations! As I said a long time ago, you will definitely become a god. Unlike me, I was fired as a web editor. The merchant was disliked by his friends, and now he is helping others to look at Taobao stores..."
"You deserve to suffer!" After Jin Yuanbao copied the QQ account that Rose sent, he closed the webpage with a snap, not wanting to be fooled by that monkey again.
He copied QQ into the search again, and the nickname that came out was Wuhen.
Gold ingot:"……"
Could it be that the name was changed?
He couldn't believe his eyes, and clicked to add him as a friend.
System prompt: Youhen is already your QQ friend and cannot be added repeatedly.
"Damn it!" Jin Yuanbao bounced off the chair, it turned out to be Wu Hen!He didn't say anything, and he didn't care that it was late at night. He grabbed his phone and wanted to call him, but when he turned on the phone, he silently switched to QQ again.
Long Yin's mobile phone number can't even be remembered, and Wu Hen's mobile phone number is only a ghost if he remembers it.
Fortunately, several windows of Jin Yuanbao vibrated and a video invitation was added, forcing Wu Hen to come out.
[Wuhen]: (#‵′) What are you doing?I'm coding!
Jin Yuanbao asked him to answer the video. After connecting, Wu Hen was taken aback for a moment, and then after Jin Yuanbao's explanation, he finally understood what was going on. Then when Jin Yuanbao asked why you have such a perverted potion, he slightly Embarrassed, he said: "Ahem, don't forget that I'm a medical student, whoever let some people talk doesn't count, I didn't do what I promised."
Jin Yuanbao understood immediately what he was referring to. Some people were Tao Ming. As for the bed affair between the two of them, if it was normal, he would still be a little interested in gossiping, but now he has no interest at all, and goes directly to the most important Topic, what about the antidote?
"There is no antidote for this medicine, and the soul-changing effect can only last for 12 hours. After 12 hours, the souls of the two people will automatically change back. Didn't I note this on the product?" Wu Hen said, as if he saw something , "Emma, I really forgot to put this description up, let the part-time girl add it tomorrow, you must remember to give it a good review!"
"Praise the yarn! If I can't return to my body in 12 hours, I'll let Brother Tao Tao beat you to death!" After Jin Yuanbao finished speaking, he turned off the video screen, and then counted the time to see how many hours are left. Full 12 hours.
……
When Qiu Yu came out of the shower, the things in the living room were still the same as after Jin Gan and the others left, and they hadn't cleaned up at all, while Long Yin was sitting on the sofa smoking a cigarette, with a worried look on his face.
"Honey, go take a shower, after the shower, we..." Qiu Yu stepped on the runway and walked over, spread his legs and sat on Long Yin's lap, with a charming look.
Long Yin took a deep breath of the cigarette, spit it out on Qiu Yu's face, then pointed to the small black box and instruction manual on the coffee table with his chin, and asked, "Did you buy that?"
Hearing this, Qiu Yu turned his head and saw the blood-red "soul-changing liquid" printed on the small black box, his little heart skipped a beat, and he reached out to take the instruction manual for a look. False, Long Yin found out!
"You, do you believe that there is such absurd potion in the world?" He turned his head stiffly and asked Long Yin.
Long Yin pushed him to let him get off his lap, then got up, pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray, and said in a low voice: "Believe it or not, it's the same thing, Xiaobao likes yellow, and he never said ' It doesn't matter who you're related to outside, as long as you're mine, I'm content' is another thing."
Xiaobao usually calls him Brother Long Yin. When he is in a good mood, he will call him husband. When he is acting like a baby, he will call him dear. When he is very angry, he will call him by his first name, Long Yin.
Today's gold ingots completely break this habit.
"Long Yin..." Qiu Yu looked at Long Yin's back into the room at a loss, and sure enough, he had noticed it a long time ago. He didn't buy the yellow quilt cover because he likes it, but to test himself!
The more Qiu Yu thinks about it, the less calm he becomes. In order to be with Long Yin, he no longer cares whose body he puts on. Why does Long Yin still want someone else's soul?
"I'm not reconciled! Longyin is mine! From the moment I put on this skin, Longyin was bestowed on me by God! Everyone wants to snatch me!" He said with red eyes, and then took Pick up your phone and press a number.
"One million, help me get rid of a person tonight!"
"Who?" A strong voice came from the other end of the phone.
Qiu Yu's heart was hardened, and he gritted his teeth, "Qiu Yu."
He entered the store's page in the record, and then contacted customer service.It was so late, and the online customer service was still online. It was really online customer service. As soon as Jin Yuanbao sent the message, the other party replied immediately.
Jin Yuanbao told him about his situation, saying that he had received the goods this morning, but he had given it to someone else by mistake, and asked if there was any antidote to exchange their souls back.
Under normal circumstances, if there is an adventure game, there must be a security measure. Especially for such absurd events as soul-changing, there must be an antidote. It is impossible for two people to change their souls for a lifetime. Bar?
However, the other party replied: "I'm sorry, this medicine is newly launched, and I haven't received any news about the antidote~"
This was the news that made things worse, but Jin Yuanbao almost died of anger.He crackled, vented all the bad moods of today, and scolded the other party severely.
The customer service on the other side of the computer should have been frustratingly swiped the screen, so he just ignored Jin Yuanbao, and the dialog box only had the malicious words sent by Jin Yuanbao, and he couldn't see the other party's reply. Therefore, Jin Yuanbao became even more annoyed, and said: " Fuck, I want a bad review!"
These seven words are like a bomb, directly blasting the customer service, "Our boss said that we don't accept bad reviews."
"Damn it!" Jin Yuanbao scolded directly, and replied to the other party while cursing, "I don't accept bad reviews? I not only want bad reviews, but also report you for selling bad products!"
The customer service immediately replied: "Don't, don't, how about this, I will give you another bottle of soul-changing liquid, and you can drink it again, maybe you can get it back."
After Jin Yuanbao thought about it, this seems to be okay, but in this case, he must find another opportunity to force Qiu Yu to drink the soul-changing liquid at the same time as himself.
Recalling that Qiu Yu bombarded his home tonight, Jin Yuanbao suddenly felt that the possibility of the two of them calmly holding hands and drinking the soul-changing liquid was basically zero, because now when he saw Qiu Yu, he really wanted to beat him up .
"Idiots will drink your medicine again. Give me your boss's contact information. I want to talk to him about life!" Jin Yuanbao still did not give up and wanted the antidote.
The other party replied okay, and then said that he was going to ask the boss for advice. Jin Yuanbao thought he was trying to play it off, and when he was about to call the report number at the bottom of the Taobao page, the other party actually dropped a number and said yes QQ number.
Instinctively, Jin Yuanbao copied it to the QQ search results, and the nickname was: Rose.
Gold ingot:"……"
He felt that he had a bad premonition, and when he added a friend, the system prompted that the user was already a friend and could not be added again.
At this time, the dialog box on Taobao has a new reply.
"No, don't add that account, this is our boss's QQ account."
Gold ingot:"……"
Why is this scene so familiar?
"Have you ever been a web editor?" Jin Yuanbao asked while typing on the keyboard.
"(⊙o⊙)! How do you know?"
Jin Yuanbao: "And it's still on Jinquan Reading Network!"
"how do you know?"
Jin Yuanbao: "You are a rose!"
"(⊙o⊙) Ah! You know me?"
Jin Yuanbao: "(#‵′) I am 17cm!"
"Ah! What a coincidence! It turned out to be you. I heard that your article is going to be made into a movie. Congratulations! As I said a long time ago, you will definitely become a god. Unlike me, I was fired as a web editor. The merchant was disliked by his friends, and now he is helping others to look at Taobao stores..."
"You deserve to suffer!" After Jin Yuanbao copied the QQ account that Rose sent, he closed the webpage with a snap, not wanting to be fooled by that monkey again.
He copied QQ into the search again, and the nickname that came out was Wuhen.
Gold ingot:"……"
Could it be that the name was changed?
He couldn't believe his eyes, and clicked to add him as a friend.
System prompt: Youhen is already your QQ friend and cannot be added repeatedly.
"Damn it!" Jin Yuanbao bounced off the chair, it turned out to be Wu Hen!He didn't say anything, and he didn't care that it was late at night. He grabbed his phone and wanted to call him, but when he turned on the phone, he silently switched to QQ again.
Long Yin's mobile phone number can't even be remembered, and Wu Hen's mobile phone number is only a ghost if he remembers it.
Fortunately, several windows of Jin Yuanbao vibrated and a video invitation was added, forcing Wu Hen to come out.
[Wuhen]: (#‵′) What are you doing?I'm coding!
Jin Yuanbao asked him to answer the video. After connecting, Wu Hen was taken aback for a moment, and then after Jin Yuanbao's explanation, he finally understood what was going on. Then when Jin Yuanbao asked why you have such a perverted potion, he slightly Embarrassed, he said: "Ahem, don't forget that I'm a medical student, whoever let some people talk doesn't count, I didn't do what I promised."
Jin Yuanbao understood immediately what he was referring to. Some people were Tao Ming. As for the bed affair between the two of them, if it was normal, he would still be a little interested in gossiping, but now he has no interest at all, and goes directly to the most important Topic, what about the antidote?
"There is no antidote for this medicine, and the soul-changing effect can only last for 12 hours. After 12 hours, the souls of the two people will automatically change back. Didn't I note this on the product?" Wu Hen said, as if he saw something , "Emma, I really forgot to put this description up, let the part-time girl add it tomorrow, you must remember to give it a good review!"
"Praise the yarn! If I can't return to my body in 12 hours, I'll let Brother Tao Tao beat you to death!" After Jin Yuanbao finished speaking, he turned off the video screen, and then counted the time to see how many hours are left. Full 12 hours.
……
When Qiu Yu came out of the shower, the things in the living room were still the same as after Jin Gan and the others left, and they hadn't cleaned up at all, while Long Yin was sitting on the sofa smoking a cigarette, with a worried look on his face.
"Honey, go take a shower, after the shower, we..." Qiu Yu stepped on the runway and walked over, spread his legs and sat on Long Yin's lap, with a charming look.
Long Yin took a deep breath of the cigarette, spit it out on Qiu Yu's face, then pointed to the small black box and instruction manual on the coffee table with his chin, and asked, "Did you buy that?"
Hearing this, Qiu Yu turned his head and saw the blood-red "soul-changing liquid" printed on the small black box, his little heart skipped a beat, and he reached out to take the instruction manual for a look. False, Long Yin found out!
"You, do you believe that there is such absurd potion in the world?" He turned his head stiffly and asked Long Yin.
Long Yin pushed him to let him get off his lap, then got up, pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray, and said in a low voice: "Believe it or not, it's the same thing, Xiaobao likes yellow, and he never said ' It doesn't matter who you're related to outside, as long as you're mine, I'm content' is another thing."
Xiaobao usually calls him Brother Long Yin. When he is in a good mood, he will call him husband. When he is acting like a baby, he will call him dear. When he is very angry, he will call him by his first name, Long Yin.
Today's gold ingots completely break this habit.
"Long Yin..." Qiu Yu looked at Long Yin's back into the room at a loss, and sure enough, he had noticed it a long time ago. He didn't buy the yellow quilt cover because he likes it, but to test himself!
The more Qiu Yu thinks about it, the less calm he becomes. In order to be with Long Yin, he no longer cares whose body he puts on. Why does Long Yin still want someone else's soul?
"I'm not reconciled! Longyin is mine! From the moment I put on this skin, Longyin was bestowed on me by God! Everyone wants to snatch me!" He said with red eyes, and then took Pick up your phone and press a number.
"One million, help me get rid of a person tonight!"
"Who?" A strong voice came from the other end of the phone.
Qiu Yu's heart was hardened, and he gritted his teeth, "Qiu Yu."
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