showbiz dog actor
Chapter 12 Championship Battle
The first season of "Cute Pets Go Forward" only has seven episodes.There are a total of eight stars participating in the reality show, and one person will be eliminated in each period. In the seventh period, it will be possible to determine who is the final champion.
A total of only four dogs participated in the penultimate period.Among the four dogs, the one newly promoted to Xiao Lingxiao's most hated dog was a Teddy who once rubbed against Zhou Jinchu's pants.Xiao Lingxiao feels really sad now, he fights with dogs all day long and is jealous, people fight with people after time travel, but Xiao Lingxiao is lucky, he fights with dogs after time travel.Chairman Mao-Xi and his elders only said, "Fighting with the sky, the earth, and the people is a lot of fun." He didn't mention fighting with dogs, so it can be seen that fighting with dogs is no fun at all.
There are still three games in the penultimate period. However, in order to hold up the time, the style of each game is different from the past.
The first game is called "loyal dog", but the stars call it "seduce other dogs" - each dog will be carried into a small circle in advance, there is a wall on the side of the small circle, the wall is not high, the body shape Even the tiniest dog can leap.After the game starts, each owner needs to use the props obtained in advance to lure the dogs of other stars. The props include food, toys, simulated sounds, etc. and completely useless things.There are ten types of props in total. The star needs to choose three props for each dog based on his understanding of other dogs, use them one by one, seduce each dog, and try to maximize the effect of the props.As for the last remaining prop, it was used to call his own dog.In other words, each dog has to face ten temptations, nine of which come from the other three stars, and the last time comes from its own owner.The scoring rules of the game are: if you are hooked up by the owner, you will get [-] points; every time you are hooked up by other people, you will be deducted [-] point.
"Everyone knows that dogs are very loyal." The host said, "I remember reading a story when I was a child, and I cried so much... It was about an owner who raised a dog, and the dog took care of his children. One day he went out and encountered heavy snow, and when he returned the next day, he found that the child was gone, the ground was covered in blood, the crib was also covered, the dog was beside him, and his mouth was red... He was so angry that he killed the dog with a knife... ...but then, he saw the child crawling out from under the bed, safe and sound, and lying on the other side of the crib was a wolf with torn dog meat lying in its mouth... I don't know how loyal the dogs are?"
"Hey..." a female singer looked at her golden retriever and said, "I think... just like it's better not to test men, it's better not to test dogs..."
Then, the four stars began to draw props.
Another actress was familiar with Zhou Jinchu because she had worked with Zhou Jinchu, so she pointed to the loyal dog and asked Zhou Jinchu, "Can you tell me what the loyal dog likes?"
"Loyal dog?" Zhou Jinchu didn't think too much about it, and quickly replied, "Spare ribs." Loyal dogs like ribs. Once, the store delivered the wrong meal, but Zhonggou made him buy it.
"Spare ribs..." The actress saw that there were ribs in the props that Zhou Jinchu had drawn, and asked, "Can you exchange the ribs for me?"
This request is very excessive, but Zhou Jinchu nodded and said, "Yes. What else do you want?"
"Then... plastic pinballs!" After finishing speaking, she pointed to her props and said, "You can choose two from me."
Zhou Jinchu took a look, and took away a stone and a rose—two of the most useless props for an actress.
"Actor Zhou..." the host said with emotion, "Isn't he too elegant?"
After the game started, Xiao Lingxiao lay there, waiting for others to hook.
He felt a little relieved, because when he was a human being, no one hooked him up.
"Hmm..." The rest of the male singer seemed to be very hesitant, "As for the loyal dog... I really don't know what will be useful..."
Xiao Lingxiao squinted at him.
"Okay, I think we have to find another way, not take the usual way!" He seemed to have made up his mind, and took out a prop with a "swish", "Come here, loyal dog!"
Xiao Lingxiao saw it—it was a pile of toy shit.
Moreover, it is very unrealistic, and there are still eyes and noses in the lump.
"..." Xiao Lingxiao's expression immediately changed to mother's mental retardation.jpg, he thought: What's going on in your head? !You actually think that using this thing can make Xiao Lingxiao jump out crazily? !
The next one is the actress.
She first hooked up Xiao Lingxiao with a plastic pinball and Frisbee, but failed, then she revealed her trump card main killer - ribs.Standing outside the circle, she stretched out her hands to shake the ribs, which were only ten centimeters away from Xiao Lingxiao's nose and mouth.
"Hmm..." Xiao Lingxiao thought: hold back, hold back, hold back!
He hadn't eaten pork ribs for a long time, and he was so greedy that he finally had to groan and cover the dog's eyes.
"My God..." the host said, "this willpower..."
During this process, Zhou Jinchu watched silently.
The last female singer actually took out a photo of Zhou Jinchu when she was a child—it still looks good, and she still doesn’t smile.
Xiao Lingxiao thought: The program team really went crazy in order to amuse him.
What's even more frightening is that he ate this trick.
"..." Xiao Lingxiao stood up and stared vigorously.
The female singer moved back the photo little by little, trying to lure Xiao Lingxiao out of the circle.
Xiao Lingxiao didn't go out, he just stretched the dog's neck and stared at it.
The rule of the game is that the dog can get something by jumping out.Xiao Lingxiao really wanted it, but he really couldn't.
Finally, his "master" finally came.
Almost all of Zhou Jinchu's props were given away, and the only thing left in his hand was the useless rose that was exchanged from the actress.
Zhou Jinchu shook the rose: "Loyal dog, come here."
"...!!!" Xiao Lingxiao immediately stood up, leaped out of the circle, kicked the ground hard with both hind legs, and threw himself on Zhou Jinchu's body.
Zhou Jinchu hugged Xiao Lingxiao.
Now, he is used to the sudden pounce of the dog, and he has also mastered the skill of hugging the dog.
Xiao Lingxiao started rubbing again.
"Okay, okay." Zhou Jinchu put the thornless rose horizontally in Xiao Lingxiao's mouth, "Go."
Xiao Lingxiao gently grabbed the stem of the red rose, turned over, and jumped to the ground again.
In the end, Xiao Lingxiao got ten points, and among the other dogs, the least one was lured out three times.
The songstress who raised a golden retriever lost and was punished by "taking a selfie with five different expressions".
Zhou Jinchu reached out and touched Xiao Lingxiao's nose from between his brows, Xiao Lingxiao stretched out his tongue and licked Zhou Jinchu's finger.
……
The second game is even more strange, "the owner and the pet make a picture together".
The program team realized that the games in the previous episodes were a bit difficult, and the completion of the game was low. If there were no loyal dogs, the entire army might be wiped out. Therefore, in this episode, the two games designed by the program team are sure to have results ——Never mind what the result is, there will always be a result.
"Okay," the host explained the rules, "in this game, the owner and the pet must complete a painting together. The owner draws first, and the time is 3 minutes. After the owner finishes drawing, hand the painting to the pet, and the pet will continue Painting, the time is still 3 minutes. During the period when the pet is painting, the owner can remind it with words, but it is not allowed to touch the pet, let alone draw the pet's legs. After the painting is over, the expert judges we specially invited will Score each group, and the group with the lowest score will be eliminated unfortunately. By the way, the expert judges tonight are all old professors in the field of gouache."
In the judging panel, a gray-haired old man and two middle-aged men and women smiled and waved.They do not lack the spirit of entertainment at all, and feel that rating and commenting on the paintings made by dogs is not an insult to this art.
Over there, the host said again: "By the way, the painting must have a theme. Our unified theme this time is to show the bond between the owner and the pet. It can be concrete or abstract."
Zhou Jinchu's last painting.
He sat on the chair and picked up the brush, and the palette, matched the colors he needed, and began to paint on the A2 paper.
Due to the limited time, his movements were wide open and closed, and he used the largest pen to render vigorously on the white paper.
He first wiped out a patch of green, then painted a patch of earthy yellow and bright yellow, and finally outlined something in the distance with white.
"..." Xiao Lingxiao squatted aside, watching Zhou Jinchu quietly.
Three minutes later, the painting was taken off the easel and placed flat at Xiao Lingxiao's feet, with the paint spread beside it.
Naturally, it is impossible for a dog to hold a brush with its paws. Therefore, the way a dog draws is to step on the painting with four paws.
Xiao Lingxiao looked down at the painting.
The color in the dog's eyes is very different from that of people, and it is not colorful.However, relying on associations, Xiao Lingxiao still understood the meaning of the painting.
This is a large green meadow, with a small dirt road in the middle of the green meadow, and a small white house at the end of the road.
"Hmm..." Xiao Lingxiao raised his dog's leg, then put it down again, because he was not sure how Zhou Jinchu wanted him to continue painting.
Just now, the other dogs made a mess of Tu.
"Loyal dog," Zhou Jinchu pointed at the white paint, "step on it lightly."
"..." Xiao Lingxiao went in and stepped on it, the dog's paws were stained with white paint.
Then, Zhou Jinchu pointed to the corner of the green grass on the drawing paper, "Step there, step on it as you like."
"..." Xiao Lingxiao followed suit.
His small paw prints were left on it one by one, and traces of five small flesh pads could be seen on each paw print.
"Step into the water to wash." Zhou Jinchu pointed to the clear water again, "Then dip some of the red in that box, and then step on the corner just now."
Xiao Lingxiao followed suit again.
Then, purple, yellow...
Later, Xiao Lingxiao also noticed that from a distance, these are flowers.
"Okay," Zhou Jinchu said to Xiao Lingxiao when the three minutes were up, "Don't step on other parts of the painting, just jump on me. Loyal dog, jump over."
"...Wang!" This is what Xiao Lingxiao is best at. With a push of his feet, he jumped into Zhou Jinchu's arms again.
Zhou Jinchu hugged him, and the yellow paint on Xiao Lingxiao's claws trampled Zhou Jinchu's clothes dirty.
During the time of scoring and commenting, the expert judges commented on Zhou Jinchu and Xiao Lingxiao's paintings, "Zhou Jinchu is very flattering. He didn't draw the scenes of people and dogs getting along like other masters. Blossoming flowers. On the whole, only this painting is a complete painting, which is very good, very good."
Xiao Lingxiao flicked his tail triumphantly.
"Jinchu," the host turned to Zhou Jinchu, "The theme of the painting is 'the bond between the owner and the pet'. Could you please explain how your painting expresses this theme?"
"Yeah." Zhou Jinchu nodded lightly, "How should I put it, before raising a loyal dog, I didn't have any special expectations, I just simply liked dogs more. However, the loyal dog is really cute, it is beyond compare. Unexpectedly cute. It does a lot of things that I didn't expect, and it often brings me some surprises."
After a pause, Zhou Jinchu continued, "In the past, my life was like a piece of green land, very peaceful and quiet. But its arrival is like embellishing the green land with colorful flowers, adding freshness to the tranquility and tranquility." s color."
So, he painted this picture.
"Wow," the host said with emotion, "Now I feel more and more that this show is just to show the love between you and your pet, so why not change the name to 'Zhou Jinchu and his loyal dog'."
A total of only four dogs participated in the penultimate period.Among the four dogs, the one newly promoted to Xiao Lingxiao's most hated dog was a Teddy who once rubbed against Zhou Jinchu's pants.Xiao Lingxiao feels really sad now, he fights with dogs all day long and is jealous, people fight with people after time travel, but Xiao Lingxiao is lucky, he fights with dogs after time travel.Chairman Mao-Xi and his elders only said, "Fighting with the sky, the earth, and the people is a lot of fun." He didn't mention fighting with dogs, so it can be seen that fighting with dogs is no fun at all.
There are still three games in the penultimate period. However, in order to hold up the time, the style of each game is different from the past.
The first game is called "loyal dog", but the stars call it "seduce other dogs" - each dog will be carried into a small circle in advance, there is a wall on the side of the small circle, the wall is not high, the body shape Even the tiniest dog can leap.After the game starts, each owner needs to use the props obtained in advance to lure the dogs of other stars. The props include food, toys, simulated sounds, etc. and completely useless things.There are ten types of props in total. The star needs to choose three props for each dog based on his understanding of other dogs, use them one by one, seduce each dog, and try to maximize the effect of the props.As for the last remaining prop, it was used to call his own dog.In other words, each dog has to face ten temptations, nine of which come from the other three stars, and the last time comes from its own owner.The scoring rules of the game are: if you are hooked up by the owner, you will get [-] points; every time you are hooked up by other people, you will be deducted [-] point.
"Everyone knows that dogs are very loyal." The host said, "I remember reading a story when I was a child, and I cried so much... It was about an owner who raised a dog, and the dog took care of his children. One day he went out and encountered heavy snow, and when he returned the next day, he found that the child was gone, the ground was covered in blood, the crib was also covered, the dog was beside him, and his mouth was red... He was so angry that he killed the dog with a knife... ...but then, he saw the child crawling out from under the bed, safe and sound, and lying on the other side of the crib was a wolf with torn dog meat lying in its mouth... I don't know how loyal the dogs are?"
"Hey..." a female singer looked at her golden retriever and said, "I think... just like it's better not to test men, it's better not to test dogs..."
Then, the four stars began to draw props.
Another actress was familiar with Zhou Jinchu because she had worked with Zhou Jinchu, so she pointed to the loyal dog and asked Zhou Jinchu, "Can you tell me what the loyal dog likes?"
"Loyal dog?" Zhou Jinchu didn't think too much about it, and quickly replied, "Spare ribs." Loyal dogs like ribs. Once, the store delivered the wrong meal, but Zhonggou made him buy it.
"Spare ribs..." The actress saw that there were ribs in the props that Zhou Jinchu had drawn, and asked, "Can you exchange the ribs for me?"
This request is very excessive, but Zhou Jinchu nodded and said, "Yes. What else do you want?"
"Then... plastic pinballs!" After finishing speaking, she pointed to her props and said, "You can choose two from me."
Zhou Jinchu took a look, and took away a stone and a rose—two of the most useless props for an actress.
"Actor Zhou..." the host said with emotion, "Isn't he too elegant?"
After the game started, Xiao Lingxiao lay there, waiting for others to hook.
He felt a little relieved, because when he was a human being, no one hooked him up.
"Hmm..." The rest of the male singer seemed to be very hesitant, "As for the loyal dog... I really don't know what will be useful..."
Xiao Lingxiao squinted at him.
"Okay, I think we have to find another way, not take the usual way!" He seemed to have made up his mind, and took out a prop with a "swish", "Come here, loyal dog!"
Xiao Lingxiao saw it—it was a pile of toy shit.
Moreover, it is very unrealistic, and there are still eyes and noses in the lump.
"..." Xiao Lingxiao's expression immediately changed to mother's mental retardation.jpg, he thought: What's going on in your head? !You actually think that using this thing can make Xiao Lingxiao jump out crazily? !
The next one is the actress.
She first hooked up Xiao Lingxiao with a plastic pinball and Frisbee, but failed, then she revealed her trump card main killer - ribs.Standing outside the circle, she stretched out her hands to shake the ribs, which were only ten centimeters away from Xiao Lingxiao's nose and mouth.
"Hmm..." Xiao Lingxiao thought: hold back, hold back, hold back!
He hadn't eaten pork ribs for a long time, and he was so greedy that he finally had to groan and cover the dog's eyes.
"My God..." the host said, "this willpower..."
During this process, Zhou Jinchu watched silently.
The last female singer actually took out a photo of Zhou Jinchu when she was a child—it still looks good, and she still doesn’t smile.
Xiao Lingxiao thought: The program team really went crazy in order to amuse him.
What's even more frightening is that he ate this trick.
"..." Xiao Lingxiao stood up and stared vigorously.
The female singer moved back the photo little by little, trying to lure Xiao Lingxiao out of the circle.
Xiao Lingxiao didn't go out, he just stretched the dog's neck and stared at it.
The rule of the game is that the dog can get something by jumping out.Xiao Lingxiao really wanted it, but he really couldn't.
Finally, his "master" finally came.
Almost all of Zhou Jinchu's props were given away, and the only thing left in his hand was the useless rose that was exchanged from the actress.
Zhou Jinchu shook the rose: "Loyal dog, come here."
"...!!!" Xiao Lingxiao immediately stood up, leaped out of the circle, kicked the ground hard with both hind legs, and threw himself on Zhou Jinchu's body.
Zhou Jinchu hugged Xiao Lingxiao.
Now, he is used to the sudden pounce of the dog, and he has also mastered the skill of hugging the dog.
Xiao Lingxiao started rubbing again.
"Okay, okay." Zhou Jinchu put the thornless rose horizontally in Xiao Lingxiao's mouth, "Go."
Xiao Lingxiao gently grabbed the stem of the red rose, turned over, and jumped to the ground again.
In the end, Xiao Lingxiao got ten points, and among the other dogs, the least one was lured out three times.
The songstress who raised a golden retriever lost and was punished by "taking a selfie with five different expressions".
Zhou Jinchu reached out and touched Xiao Lingxiao's nose from between his brows, Xiao Lingxiao stretched out his tongue and licked Zhou Jinchu's finger.
……
The second game is even more strange, "the owner and the pet make a picture together".
The program team realized that the games in the previous episodes were a bit difficult, and the completion of the game was low. If there were no loyal dogs, the entire army might be wiped out. Therefore, in this episode, the two games designed by the program team are sure to have results ——Never mind what the result is, there will always be a result.
"Okay," the host explained the rules, "in this game, the owner and the pet must complete a painting together. The owner draws first, and the time is 3 minutes. After the owner finishes drawing, hand the painting to the pet, and the pet will continue Painting, the time is still 3 minutes. During the period when the pet is painting, the owner can remind it with words, but it is not allowed to touch the pet, let alone draw the pet's legs. After the painting is over, the expert judges we specially invited will Score each group, and the group with the lowest score will be eliminated unfortunately. By the way, the expert judges tonight are all old professors in the field of gouache."
In the judging panel, a gray-haired old man and two middle-aged men and women smiled and waved.They do not lack the spirit of entertainment at all, and feel that rating and commenting on the paintings made by dogs is not an insult to this art.
Over there, the host said again: "By the way, the painting must have a theme. Our unified theme this time is to show the bond between the owner and the pet. It can be concrete or abstract."
Zhou Jinchu's last painting.
He sat on the chair and picked up the brush, and the palette, matched the colors he needed, and began to paint on the A2 paper.
Due to the limited time, his movements were wide open and closed, and he used the largest pen to render vigorously on the white paper.
He first wiped out a patch of green, then painted a patch of earthy yellow and bright yellow, and finally outlined something in the distance with white.
"..." Xiao Lingxiao squatted aside, watching Zhou Jinchu quietly.
Three minutes later, the painting was taken off the easel and placed flat at Xiao Lingxiao's feet, with the paint spread beside it.
Naturally, it is impossible for a dog to hold a brush with its paws. Therefore, the way a dog draws is to step on the painting with four paws.
Xiao Lingxiao looked down at the painting.
The color in the dog's eyes is very different from that of people, and it is not colorful.However, relying on associations, Xiao Lingxiao still understood the meaning of the painting.
This is a large green meadow, with a small dirt road in the middle of the green meadow, and a small white house at the end of the road.
"Hmm..." Xiao Lingxiao raised his dog's leg, then put it down again, because he was not sure how Zhou Jinchu wanted him to continue painting.
Just now, the other dogs made a mess of Tu.
"Loyal dog," Zhou Jinchu pointed at the white paint, "step on it lightly."
"..." Xiao Lingxiao went in and stepped on it, the dog's paws were stained with white paint.
Then, Zhou Jinchu pointed to the corner of the green grass on the drawing paper, "Step there, step on it as you like."
"..." Xiao Lingxiao followed suit.
His small paw prints were left on it one by one, and traces of five small flesh pads could be seen on each paw print.
"Step into the water to wash." Zhou Jinchu pointed to the clear water again, "Then dip some of the red in that box, and then step on the corner just now."
Xiao Lingxiao followed suit again.
Then, purple, yellow...
Later, Xiao Lingxiao also noticed that from a distance, these are flowers.
"Okay," Zhou Jinchu said to Xiao Lingxiao when the three minutes were up, "Don't step on other parts of the painting, just jump on me. Loyal dog, jump over."
"...Wang!" This is what Xiao Lingxiao is best at. With a push of his feet, he jumped into Zhou Jinchu's arms again.
Zhou Jinchu hugged him, and the yellow paint on Xiao Lingxiao's claws trampled Zhou Jinchu's clothes dirty.
During the time of scoring and commenting, the expert judges commented on Zhou Jinchu and Xiao Lingxiao's paintings, "Zhou Jinchu is very flattering. He didn't draw the scenes of people and dogs getting along like other masters. Blossoming flowers. On the whole, only this painting is a complete painting, which is very good, very good."
Xiao Lingxiao flicked his tail triumphantly.
"Jinchu," the host turned to Zhou Jinchu, "The theme of the painting is 'the bond between the owner and the pet'. Could you please explain how your painting expresses this theme?"
"Yeah." Zhou Jinchu nodded lightly, "How should I put it, before raising a loyal dog, I didn't have any special expectations, I just simply liked dogs more. However, the loyal dog is really cute, it is beyond compare. Unexpectedly cute. It does a lot of things that I didn't expect, and it often brings me some surprises."
After a pause, Zhou Jinchu continued, "In the past, my life was like a piece of green land, very peaceful and quiet. But its arrival is like embellishing the green land with colorful flowers, adding freshness to the tranquility and tranquility." s color."
So, he painted this picture.
"Wow," the host said with emotion, "Now I feel more and more that this show is just to show the love between you and your pet, so why not change the name to 'Zhou Jinchu and his loyal dog'."
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