Don't Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

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"After the system is installed, it is detected that there is no firewall in the host body, which is extremely dangerous. It is recommended to activate the special shielding function for the protagonist."

Ren Shuhan woke up.

"what sound?"

"Master," a gentle male voice said concerned, "Are you awake? Get up when you wake up, you still have a very important program to record today."

Ren Shuhan rubbed his eyes, and found himself lying on a clean and tidy bed, wearing only a pair of underwear, covered with an air-conditioning quilt, and sitting beside the bed was a beautiful man——

Yes, beautiful.

Ren Shuhan couldn't find another adjective, because his mind was blank right now.

Except for his own name, Ren Shuhan, he didn't remember anything.

"I seem to have lost my memory." He stood up abruptly, his head aching, "Where is this? Who are you?"

The man's expression showed a moment of loneliness, and then he smiled and said, "Is it the aftereffect of a hangover? I'm Qingyue, and this is my home, young master."

Qingyue?

Suddenly another electronic voice sounded in Ren Shuhan's head, which was the same as the voice that woke him up: "Jiang Qingyue is the host's housekeeper, the cannon fodder supporting actor Shou, who has had a crush on the host since childhood."

etc?Before Ren Shuhan had time to wonder what this electronic sound was, he was shocked by the amount of information in this sentence.

The host... is it me?

"The host, Ren Shuhan, has been confirmed."

This beauty... is my butler?Still in love with me? ? ?

"Yes."

...Ren Shuhan raised his head and looked carefully at the man beside the bed.

"Master?" Jiang Qingyue tilted her head, and handed him a glass of honey water, "Do you remember? Still have a headache? Have a glass of Jiejie Bar."

The reason why Ren Shuhan thinks Jiang Qingyue is beautiful is because his skin is very white, as white as a doll, and he has long black hair, reflecting the silky luster on his back, gentle eyebrows and eyes, wearing milky white pure The cotton pajamas caused Ren Shuhan to stand up the first time he saw him after waking up.

That's why Ren Shuhan immediately sat up, propped his legs, and tried to cover his lower body with the quilt.

This person really has a crush on me?What is this electronic sound, is it accurate?

"Hi host, I'm focusing on the book-transmitting system."

Wearing a book... In other words, I am in a novel now?

Ren Shuhan took the cup that Jiang Qingyue handed over, stared at Jiang Qingyue, and drank the honey water in the cup in one gulp.

He is a cannon fodder supporting actor?

"Yes."

Jiang Qingyue blushed a little from his stare, lowered her head slightly, her black hair drooped down, covering half of her face.

Shy?so cute.

Ren Shuhan quickly shifted his gaze away, thinking to himself: man, it's early in the morning again, it's normal to be reflected on such a lovely beauty, if you don't reflect, you are sick.

But what's abnormal is... a person who grows up like this is actually a cannon fodder male supporting role?

Then what am I?

"The protagonist of this book attacks."

Pity.

Ren Shuhan quickly accepted the huge amount of information, sighed, and returned the cup to Jiang Qingyue, thinking:

I'm the main character Gong, and he's the supporting character Shou, so I can't get him?

The system AI seemed to be overwhelmed by his shamelessness, and was silent for a while before answering.

"...Not necessarily. Friendly reminder: Please use the words in a civilized manner. This book was first published on the Big JJ website. If any disharmonious words are detected, they will be automatically mosaiced."

Ren Shuhan was speechless: ... I was thinking in my mind that you also care about me by talking about beautiful women?Control the world and control other people's yy?

The system is temporarily quiet.

Jiang Qingyue had no idea that the person in front of her was flirting with her.

From his point of view, Ren Shuhan was sitting on the bed, frowning, looking preoccupied, as if thinking about someone.

The young master really loves him...

Jiang Qingyue showed a wry smile, got up and went out: "I called Assistant Wen just now, she is already on her way here, and she will arrive in half an hour, breakfast is hot, you should eat something first."

It was only then that Ren Shuhan discovered that the breakfast on the bed table was very rich, but the method was simple, not like it was sold outside.

"you made it yourself?"

Jiang Qingyue froze for a moment, then nodded.

"Thank you," Ren Shuhan smiled politely, and he didn't look like a gentle scum at all, "Thank you for your hard work."

What he was actually thinking in his heart was: I have been secretly in love with me for so many years, it is really hard work for you, little beauty, next time you just wash yourself clean and feed it to me.

Jiang Qingyue froze at the door as if struck by lightning.

"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" Ren Shuhan asked with innocent eyes.

He won't be the same as this system, can hear what I think?

"No. It's because the host's character set collapsed too quickly, which would easily cause unnecessary commotion," the system reminded, "It is recommended for the host to browse the original owner's set."

Who am I?Don't even say thank you?

Ren Shuhan suddenly had a bad feeling.

"The original director Shuhan, 30 years old, international movie star, domineering president, self-respecting personality, had a crush on the bamboo horse Jiang Qingyue since childhood, and regarded her as Bai Yueguang, but because she was too shy to confess, she turned to the protagonist Shou as a stand-in, and finally fell in love with her The protagonist suffers, and starts chasing his wife to the crematorium."

very classic.To sum it up, one word, two words——

"Slag attack."

Ren Shuhan was expressionless: Oh.

Seeing that Jiang Qingyue was still standing stupidly by the door, Ren Shuhan had no choice but to add, "You can step back."

Jiang Qingyue: "..."

The young master is acting weird today ==?

I'm afraid I drank fake wine yesterday...

After the door was closed, Ren Shuhan randomly picked some meals on the table, and found that although Jiang Qingyue's dishes were simple, they were very appetizing to him and very delicious.

He communicated with the system while having breakfast:

So how far has the plot progressed now, why am I here with Jiang Qingyue, and who is the protagonist Shou?

"Gu Weici, the protagonist Shou, was originally a little idol on the street. After meeting the original owner, he formed a complicated financial relationship with the original owner. His career skyrocketed. At this time, he has become a top domestic star. He rejected the original owner's pursuit, so the original owner got drunk alone last night, and was taken home by Jiang Qingyue."

Ren Shuhan understood: What kind of complicated relationship, isn't this just Bao...

System: "Friendly reminder: Koukou is a discordant word, it has been mosaiced."

Not even Bao Yang?Are you so sensitive?Ren Shuhan suspected that he was intoxicated after drinking honey water.

The original owner spent money, gave Gu Wei Ci resources, and asked him to accompany the original owner [beep——], but the original owner fell in love with him and started chasing after him?Is this book called "The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with Me"?

"Friendly reminder: Gu Weici didn't share with the original host, because the original book does not allow verbal, so congratulations to the host, you are still a perfect body."

I can really thank you.Ren Shuhan thought politely.

He looked at his body, 1.9 meters tall, with honey-colored skin, eight-pack abs, and bulging underwear, and he felt very familiar, as if he was originally this perfect figure.

Great, I'm still a clean gong~

Ren Shuhan made himself laugh.

But the original owner didn't have an oral relationship with Gu Weici, and gave him resources. This is almost charity, so why chase after his wife's crematorium?

"Because in the setting of the original book, the original owner has already fallen in love with Gu Weici."

So... Do I have to cooperate with the crematorium?

"unnecessary."

Don't need it?

Ren Shuhan finished his breakfast silently, and fell into deep thought: So, then why am I wearing books?

The system replied thoughtfully: "This system is the main attacking book-transmission system. Everything is given priority to the main character Gong's needs, and provides various cheating services for the main character Gong free of charge."

That's okay too?Ren Shuhan put down his chopsticks suspiciously, and went to the bathroom to wash up. What services are there?

"Original character design information, original plot information, various skill bindings, special props mall.

"As long as the host wants it, the system is on call."

Standing in front of the pool, Ren Shuhan looked at himself in the mirror. He had a handsome and unrestrained face, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and thin lips. It was very natural—yes, although he lost his memory and wore a book, his body was I.

On the sink was a toothbrush filled with toothpaste for him, a ceramic cup filled with mouthwash, and a familiar brand of razors, all prepared by Jiang Qingyue.

So I'm responsible for... living such a fairy life every day?

Whatever you want, this sand sculpture system is not afraid that I will be anti-social?

"Not afraid."

It's a big heart.

After Ren Shuhan washed and shaved his beard, he went into the bathroom and took a shower.

He noticed that there was another person's toiletries in this bathroom, which should belong to Jiang Qingyue, and there were still drops of water on the glass of the shower room, as if Jiang Qingyue had just used it.

Standing in the bathroom, I can still smell Jiang Qingyue, it's sweet.

Thinking about the little beauty Jiang Qingyue who undressed and wiped her body last night, and busying herself like a wife this morning, Ren Shuhan...

System: "... Please rest assured, the host, this system will automatically block the mental activities here, and the system cannot capture them."

Ren Shuhan whistled brazenly.

Still quite discerning.

He turned the temperature of the shower to cold and forced himself to cool down.

After solving the problem of getting up in the morning, Ren Shuhan put on the clothes that Jiang Qingyue had prepared for him.

A burgundy casual shirt, a pure black haute couture suit, even the cuff buttons and tie are very suitable, but Ren Shuhan compared the tie in the full-length mirror, but didn't put it on.

He felt too troublesome and uncomfortable.

He looked up at the watch in the room, just over half an hour later, there was a knock on the door.

"Assistant Wen," Jiang Qingyue opened the door in the outer room, "Please come in, the young master should have packed it."

"System prompt: Wenxin, female, life assistant, is a trustworthy subordinate."

Ren Shuhan walked out of the room and saw that Jiang Qingyue had changed into a white suit and tied her long hair in a high ponytail behind her head.

Oops... calm down, little brother, calm down!Don't be so dishonest!

At this moment, Ren Shuhan clearly realizes that he is a uniform fan and also a ponytail fan. This is definitely a sexual fetish engraved in his genes, an essential attribute that is not affected by amnesia.

"Brother Jiang," Wen Xin came in from the door, took sunglasses, a hat and a mask, and handed them to Ren Shuhan, "Master, we should go."

"System prompt: Gu Weici is about to appear, the countdown is half an hour. It is detected that there is no firewall in the host body, which is extremely dangerous. It is recommended to activate the special shielding function for the protagonist."