Don't Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

Seeing no one around, Jiang Qingyue picked it up and measured it on her body. Ren Shuhan, who had no interest in women's clothing, was excited at the time. After all, his wife looks good in anything, and it would be a waste not to wear it.

"Let me measure it for you." Ren Shuhan picked up the soft measure at the side, and began to play tricks, first wrapping around the waist, and then wrapping around the thighs twice, "Well, it's so thin, there is more flesh on the legs than on the waist."

Before yesterday's energy had slowed down, Jiang Qingyue felt weak again.

"Don't make trouble, young master, there are people."

He hid behind the clothes hanger, snatched the tape measure away, and when someone came, handed it to a professional measurer. Ren Shuhan watched from the side, thinking carefully from his legs to his waist to his chest.

It will take a while for the clothes to be delivered to your door. During this period, you need to buy lubricants, ultra-thin condoms of various flavors...

At the end of the shopping, Ren Shuhan secretly added a pair of soft lambskin handcuffs to match the choker he newly bought for Jiang Qingyue, imagining that the scene will be very moving.

Jiang Qingyue didn't even know that this was a date, let alone what she was about to face. She paddled in the crew every day and enjoyed being taken advantage of.

The movie was filmed after high school graduation, the two male protagonists went to different universities, and there were even fewer intimacy scenes of long-distance relationships. Basically, he was only responsible for chatting with Ren Shuhan, showing affection, and showing love to the fans in the crew. Hair candy like this.

"The next episode of "The Deacon" will be aired this week," Shen Xinghe said expectantly, "I've been annoyed with Gu Weici for a long time. After this episode, he will definitely have no face to dance again."

Ren Shuhan likes to communicate with people on this topic: "Why don't you like him?"

"He is following you to speculate on fake CP! It's really annoying," Shen Xinghe said, "When I debuted, I also speculated on CP with Qing Meng, but I admitted it openly, unlike him, who talked about himself while eating CP bonus Don’t sell rotten things, but stand still.”

In fact, Shen Xinghe and Lu Qingmeng failed to speculate on CP, and fans didn't buy it, so now they can only have a secret relationship, purely envious and jealous.

But after shielding the aura of the protagonist, even Shen Xinghe, the supporting actor, began to hate Gu Weici, and Ren Shuhan felt extremely comfortable.

This is the normal world.

"The last time he pretended to come to visit the class, he talked to me," Shen Xinghe said again, "Who is he? Do I know him well? Fortunately, I hid far away from being photographed by him, otherwise I don't know if I will bribe you." Buy me too when it’s drafted.”

Wow, actually trying to get to know the supporting character Gong, haha, didn't you say that you are dedicated to your career and don't want to rely on men?Can you still walk independently?

"Yeah." Ren Shuhan calmly agreed, "I don't like him either, hypocrisy."

Jiang Qingyue made tea for him by the side without saying a word.

"But your cp is different from Assistant Jiang's. It's very good." Gu Qingmeng added for Shen Xinghe, "I especially envy you who grew up together. The longest confession."

Only then did Jiang Qingyue raise her head in a daze: cp?Good to eat?

"Many couples broke up naturally after they went to university because they couldn't stand long-distance relationships, just like the male protagonist." Gu Qingmeng shook the script, "But you even went to the same university, which is really romantic."

"I'm clingy," Ren Shuhan admitted voluntarily, "It hurts not to see him."

Everyone: "yooooo~"

So why not come out now!

Jiang Qingyue was already used to being teased, so she quietly and obediently served tea to the young master, and after everyone was busy filming, she secretly searched for what craving cp was, which opened the door to a new world.

So within two days, at the end of the movie, Ren Shuhan won two days of weekend vacation. When he went home and waited to watch the show, he suddenly received two couriers from the guard brother. He thought it was the handcuffs he ordered. When it arrived, I took it apart directly, but got two brick copies of "Cold Moon" cp.

Ren Shuhan:?

what?

The first is a manga, wrapped in thick foam, I can't see clearly, only the cover is a flesh-colored, very exciting look, and a postcard is attached, with two beautifully painted Two- A dimensional character, a man who looks exactly like Ren Shuhan is standing on the balcony against the light, and the back of another long-haired beauty is kneeling at his feet, hugging his crotch, covering his lower abdomen with his head, being stepped on by his leather shoes parts...

On the back is written the author's signature: assistant director if you have something to do, and assistant if you have nothing to do.

Ren Shuhan: "..."

The second is a novel called "The Personal Deacon". It looks like a collection of short stories. There are several popular titles written on the cover: "The King Riding a Bamboo Horse", "The Enlightenment", "Moaning in the Castle Basement" ", "After being sold into a wealthy family, the young master treated me like that..."...

Ren Shuhan: Ah, I really underestimated this little Mensao.

You can't run away tonight!

The second bag contained his custom-made handcuff collar and cheongsam. Ren Shuhan threw the two books on the coffee table and the clothes beside the books. He sat on the sofa and swiped his phone, watching the issue of "Acting Deacon" The audience reacted, absent-mindedly.

Jiang Qingyue took a slow bath, because she hadn't been home for a long time, and thought that the young master would come to her room to stay for another night, so she deliberately washed herself from the inside to the outside to make herself more fragrant, and when the alarm clock sounded on the show, she still Before he had time to dry his hair, he ran out to watch TV in his nightgown with loose wet hair.

There were only the two of them on this floor, and it was considered rude to be disheveled like this. He thought the young master wouldn't mind, but as soon as he came out, Ren Shuhan just glanced at him and continued to look at his phone without saying a word.

ah?are you angry?Why?

Jiang Qingyue approached cautiously, sat beside him, and put a sticker on him, but he still didn't respond.

"What are you looking at, young master?" Jiang Qingyue tugged at his sleeve, "Can you show me too?"

Ren Shuhan asked back: "What did you buy, can you show me?"

Jiang Qingyue followed his line of sight and saw the two books and small props on the coffee table, her face flushed to the base of her neck.

"I don't know what it is," he said stiffly. "A friend left it with me. Have you read it?"

"No. I didn't open your delivery on purpose," Ren Shuhan raised his legs, without the attitude that an apology should have, "Is it my fault?"

Jiang Qingyue shook her head, and a drop of water from her hair was thrown onto Ren Shuhan's pajama pants.

"Why don't you blame me?" Ren Shuhan looked at the phone and asked casually, "Do you like bullying like this?"

Jiang Qingyue was quiet for a while, then slowly slid down from the sofa, knelt down on the carpet, picked up the handcuffs and collar from the book and placed them on Ren Shuhan's lap, and pressed her face against his lower abdomen, feeling his hot body temperature , not daring to look up at him, could only answer in an almost inaudible volume: "Young master likes it, so I like it."

Ren Shuhan threw his phone on the armrest of the sofa, still expressionless, but raised his left hand, touched the top of his head, and asked: "It's not in the script, right? Do you want me to practice with you? Or do you want me to practice again?" Punish you, but you don't seem to have any misbehavior today, right?"

Jiang Qingyue racked her brains and couldn't think of a reason, so she looked up at him asking for help.

This look and angle made Ren Shuhan really unable to stand it anymore, so he had to take the initiative to say: "Your hair is still a little wet, you are not good, how about it..."

Ren Shuhan had an idea: "Tie a double ponytail and see."

Jiang Qingyue: "?!!???"

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Brother Han was calm on the surface, but in fact he was about to explode.

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作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-1615:53:16~2020-08-1718:52:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 8 bottles of Changan Motu; 6 bottles of Yi Nan Ping;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!