Don't Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

This time, the protagonist suffers, he has no system, and there is no word "ci" in his name. It should have nothing to do with the two protagonists who were obsessed with the crematorium before. I thought it would be easier to deal with it, after all, his physique was getting worse and worse.

I didn't expect that once I returned to the pre-liberation period, the difficulty would still increase...

To put it simply, the world ruled by the protagonist in this book is too dark, making Ren Shuhan look like a desk lamp now. The one-meter circle of light under the lamp is the only safe zone, and one step outside will step on thunder.

Coupled with this ghost script, it first gave Ren Shuhan a wave of crippling blows, and then followed up with a set of fatal combos of his wife turning into a rival in love, which immediately calmed down the infinitely arrogant Ren Shuhan, and slowed him down for a long time. But gods.

The system cautiously asked, "...the host?"

Why on earth should I wear a book like this, and even wear a book like this?

Ren Shuhan fell into deep thought.

And I am booking the crematorium, and my wife is preparing for the crematorium. Are you trying to let the whole world know that the crematorium has been contracted by my family?

System: "...A friendly reminder to the host to check the original work. The plot is more urgent now, and the crematorium has already started."

Wait, wait, Ren Shuhan panicked, haven't I done anything yet?No, I can't do anything just like me now, could it be that I'm terrified by... thinking about it!

System: "...No, please rest assured the host, Shi Xi is the subject, this is not a mutual attack, but when Shi Xi entered the door, the host taunted him like a duck and ordered him to take a bath."

Is this the crematorium?

Ren Shuhan glanced at the original book, and his original owner just taunted him like this: "Oh, the beauty barely catches the eye. Since you want so much, then stay tonight."

Really just two sentences, no exaggeration at all, these two sentences established his later fate, after finding out that Shi Xi was not a duck the next day, he should be madly regretting and wanting to apologize, but Shi Xi bird didn't like him, so he:

Oh, interesting man.

Chasing more and more, and finally being deeply impressed by Shi Xi, Ren Shuhan rolled around in the crematorium twice, and asked Shi Xi with a hoarse voice and deep eyes: "Are you afraid of me? What are you running from?"

He is afraid of a P!

Ren Shuhan really wanted to catch himself in the script and yell: You wake up, Jinjiang can't get involved|involved|criminal, what does he have to scare you?

And when Ren Shuhan looked back, there was another thunderbolt:

Shi Xi is a small model.

His ex was a fashion designer, rich, handsome, and full of abstinence. Unfortunately, he was a scumbag. He had been in love with him for seven years. After two times, the little hand became dissatisfied with desire, and two days ago, he bumped into the scene of suspected cheating.

Ren Shuhan: The seven-year long-distance love race has only held small hands. Some authors really don't want to be logical, and tell nonsense with their eyes open... Well said!

Xiaosan is also an old friend of Ren Shuhan's - a model named Chulu. Although (in the original description) she looks far worse than Shi Xi, it is said that she has a good background. Help him in his career.

So Shi Xi got angry for a moment, and decided to seduce the awesome uncle of the scumbag's predecessor, let him know how good he is, and regret what he didn't do at the beginning.

Then there was the scene tonight, when Shi Xi mistook the house number in the hotel and entered Ren Shuhan's room by mistake, so he decided to plan and wanted to talk to him at 419.

Since then, Ren Shuhan has been crazy about him, banging against the big wall for him, Shi Xi is still hanging on Ren Shuhan, and his ex went into the crematorium on his own initiative, explaining to him like crazy and begging him return:

Nothing really happened between me and Chulu, it was all a misunderstanding!How could Chulu be as good as you? It's too far behind, isn't it?I have only you in my heart all these years, I swear!It was my fault that I was ambiguous with him before, just look at me...

The cremation scene was even more tragic than Ren Shuhan's, and even if it proved that nothing happened between him and Chulu, it still couldn't shake Shi Xi's cold heart at all, and was even made up by Shi Xi:

"Actually, when I first agreed to your pursuit, I didn't like you. I just said that I could try. In the seven years since we were together, I have never been attracted to you. So let's get together and break up."

What a miserable scumbag.

Ren Shuhan: So my wife hesitated between two men...

Didn't even think about me!

Double crematoriums, double green hats, just as Ren Shuhan was wondering where to start to solve this mess, Shi Xi had already come out of the bathroom.

"I ve done washing."

He was wrapped in a nightgown, and was about to undo his belt with a fearless expression on his face.

Shi Xi: Come on, I'm ready.

"Wait!" Ren Shuhan quickly covered his eyes, "Don't come near me! You go out first!"

Shi Xi: "?"

The old man was still in love just now, why is he pretending to be chaste and aggressive now?

"I just remembered, are you Qingyue's friend?" Ren Shuhan pointed to the door and said, "You go out first."

Shi Xi: Huh?

No, didn't he find out later?Why did I fall off the horse just after I got through it?

Shi Xi quickly comforted himself to calm down, but subconsciously listened to Ren Shuhan's words and walked towards the door.

As a book transmigrator, he has no memory of his own and no special abilities. He only knows the plot of the original novel. In fact, he is a little flustered, and because his personality is relatively salty, he takes it easy and follows the plot. After all, Ren Shuhan is not bad. Well, it's not bad to sleep on the same bed with him for one night, and now that he has a disability in his lower body, he can't do anything to himself.

But when something happened suddenly, Shi Xi didn't know how to deal with it.

"I, I know Jiang Qingyue," he walked to the door, picked up his clothes, and suddenly remembered that in the following plot, the old man didn't care whether he was Jiang Qingyue's ex, so he turned around and said , "But so what?"

Ren Shuhan: "If you have a conflict with him, I will call him to resolve it with you. The matter between the two of you has nothing to do with me. Don't bother me. In short, you change your clothes and go out first. Don't let me say it a fourth time. .”

Shi Xi: "..."

Why does it sound like I'm taking advantage of you?

Ren Shuhan said casually again, "By the way, I misunderstood you just now, I'm sorry who let you into my room randomly", and let his personal settings collapse into scum with the wind, and took out his mobile phone to call Jiang Qingyue: " Hello, Qingyue?"

"Hey."

Jiang Qingyue's familiar voice was still so gentle and sweet, and she couldn't tell that she was a scumbag at all. When it came from the receiver, Ren Shuhan felt that his fragile heart had received a little comfort, but he heard him call——

"Uncle Han..."

Ren Shuhan: Grass.

It feels old to me.

But what's the matter with the honey juice?

"Where are you now?" Ren Shuhan reported the location prompted by the system, "Come here immediately."

Half an hour later, Jiang Qingyue came in and looked at him, not knowing what to do.

Ren Shuhan's excuse for coming to him was to ask him to explain clearly to Shi Xi.

But after listening to his phone call, Shi Xi thought, no, if Jiang Qingyue came, wouldn't she know that I was seducing| seducing his third uncle, and she still hasn't succeeded in hooking up, isn't that too embarrassing?

That's why Shi Xi, the coward, even said "no need, we broke up peacefully and there is no conflict", and then ran away ahead of time, and now only Ren Shuhan is left.

Heh, vulnerable, Ren Shuhan looked at the beautiful wife in front of him who looked like an artist in a casual suit and windbreaker, with a little twitter pierced in the back of her head, and thought, this world is nothing but this.

"Come here a little bit," Ren Shuhan said.

Jiang Qingyue stood by the door, very nervous, thinking that she had made some mistake.

Because although his third uncle is only five years older than him, and he has no relatives with him, he is just a family friend of the two families, but he is very strict with the younger generation, and his methods are also ruthless. Talked to him, so very scared.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Qingyue took a step forward and clasped her hands.

Ren Shuhan: "Come closer."

Jiang Qingyue took another step, before reaching the bed: "What do you want?"

Ren Shuhan completely forgot what he said just now, and asked in a low voice, "Are you afraid of me?"

Jiang Qingyue could only shake her head and walked to the bedside.

Ren Shuhan patted the vacant seat on the double bed: "Sit here."

Jiang Qingyue didn't dare to go to the wheelchair next to his pillow, because standing would be taller than him sitting, so she had to half kneel down.

Ren Shuhan: Excitement.jpg.

"Do you feel your mind is clearer now?" Ren Shuhan patted Jiang Qingyue's head and asked the system to load his memory.

When he walked within one meter of Ren Shuhan, the protagonist was blocked by the halo, and his memory began to blur. Now that the system returned these memories to him in an instant, his eyes were dazed for a second, and then he woke up. Squat down on the edge of the bed and cover your face with your hands.

"What's the matter?" Ren Shuhan patted his head lovingly, thinking that this was actually a misunderstanding, and he is not a scumbag, why is he so shy?

"Yes, I'm sorry," Jiang Qingyue moved her hands down, revealing only a pair of eyes, and asked him in a low voice, "Is it because of my ex-boyfriend?"

Ren Shuhan stroked the back of his head like a cat: "Do you know what's wrong?"

"...I'm sorry," Jiang Qingyue murmured, "There is a model who has been chasing me. I have paid attention to maintaining a relationship with him, but I accidentally drank a drink that day. I didn't know there was alcohol in it. I was a little slow and almost Kissed by him, but I pushed him away, who knew that Shi Xi saw it and said that I found Xiaosan..."

"Well," Ren Shuhan actually didn't want to hear this, "and then?"

Jiang Qingyue looked at him and blinked, not knowing what he wanted to ask.

"Do you still want to save him?" Ren Shuhan asked.

"No, I feel like he doesn't like me at all," Jiang Qingyue said, wanting to get up, "Although he has already unilaterally broken up, I'd better explain it to him."

Ren Shuhan showed a satisfied smile, and then the smile froze on his face after he took a step one meter beyond his own.

Jiang Qingyue: "But I still don't want to part with him..."

"Come back," Ren Shuhan said coldly, "you will sleep next to me tonight."

It's not that I'm going to play hooligans the first time I see you, it's the halo that forces me, and I'm here to save you.