Don't Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

It was the first time for Xiao Jiang Qingyue to sneak out of the house at night, because the mermaids said that the night was very dangerous, and the little fish must not go out, so he was also very scared.

But when he thought that little Ren Shuhan was also a cub staying in the wild, he thought, no, he is going to accompany his little brother.

And the little brother has food and a lot of good things, and looks very reliable. It shouldn't be dangerous to be with him, right?

From a distance, he saw Ren Shuhan waving at him, and whispered, "Kiss!"

The little brother is better-looking than other little mermaids of the same age, and gentle. He is not like them who always like to play tricks and tease people. On the contrary, he is very mature and makes people feel safe. When Jiang Qingyue sees the little mermaid, Jiang Qingyue will I am not afraid anymore.

The lighters and clothes that Jiang Qingyue brought back to the tribe today were interrogated by the mermaids for a whole day. They were afraid that he had approached the newly fallen "meteorite" without authorization, but he insisted that he got it from the sand pile on the beach. I dug it out, didn't you see that the lace of the clothes was full of holes?

Because he was always obedient and sensible, the mermaids didn't doubt him anymore, so it was even more unexpected that he would dare to sneak out at night.

Ren Shuhan also understood that he would be interrogated. During the day, he was bored by himself all the time, so he explored the system and talked to the "optical brain", and found that the "optical brain" seemed to be smarter than before, and the space Newry was also very useful. s things.

When he was at home, adults helped to clean up these things, so he didn't know what was supposed to be inside, and he didn't feel strange now.

The system also considered a lot for him, avoiding his exposure, and didn't build him a house all at once, and only provided some useful things.

It was enough for him to show off to Jiang Qingyue.

"I'm all ready," Ren Shuhan showed Jiang Qingyue his small tent at night, which was fitted with a latex mattress and two soft quilts, "Let's sleep here tonight, you still eat Anything else, I have all the toiletries ready."

Xiao Jiang Qingyue was a little hesitant: "Huh? Do I want to sleep here? If I can't get up tomorrow morning, I will be discovered by the mermaids, right?"

"It's okay," Ren Shuhan took out the alarm clock, "I'll set the time."

Jiang Qingyue relaxed, and lay down together in the small tent with him, excitedly took off her wet skirt, wiped herself dry, rolled around in it twice, and wrapped herself in a quilt into a small roll Son.

Seeing that he was having fun, Ren Shuhan pushed him to help him roll, brought him milk, and things like building blocks and puzzles. After playing with him for a long time, the two of them smiled face to face when they were tired. Quiet.

Because the sea water on this beach is very clean, after playing and resting for a while, Ren Shuhan picked up Jiang Qingyue, who was much younger than him, and took him to a small river on the bank that flowed underground to wash.

The mermaids don’t even have electric toothbrushes, they don’t even have toothbrushes, they use some kind of special grass blades to brush their teeth. Jiang Qingyue is young and adaptable, and she likes the things Ren Shuhan prepared once she used them. After taking a shower, I made myself clean, and tried the hair dryer. It was the first time I felt the feeling of dry and loose hair, and then I was carried back to the small tent by Ren Shuhan.

"By the way, you don't have water, will you not get used to it?" Ren Shuhan noticed that he looked very inconvenient on the shore, "I can put a bathtub here, and you sleep in it."

Jiang Qingyue didn't know what a bathtub was, and shook her head: "I don't need water. When I grow up, I will become like you. You can walk, run, and jump high."

Ren Shuhan was surprised: "Will the tail turn into a leg?"

"Yes," Jiang Qingyue looked at his legs and said, "Can I touch yours?"

Ren Shuhan touched him, and rubbed his knees gently with a pair of white and tender hands, soft.

"Wow, natural legs, so convenient!"

"The fishtail is convenient, right?" Ren Shuhan envied him even more, "Can you change it around as you like in the future?"

"Well," Jiang Qingyue nodded proudly, "I'll let you touch mine too."

Ren Shuhan stroked his tail along the fish scales. The scales were small and soft, smooth and delicate to the touch. When he touched the scales, he would make a "humming" sound like a kitten, and sometimes he would laugh.

"Why can't you change when you grow up?"

Although the fish tail is also pretty, but Ren Shuhan still has a lot of fun, and he needs to play with him on the shore. He acts like a little seal on the shore. Although he is cute, it is a bit laborious.

And he can be in the water, but he can't go into the water, and it's not interesting to only swim. As a result, the range of activities of the two is very limited, and they are confined to the beach near the coastline.

"I don't know either," Jiang Qingyue hugged the quilt and rubbed her face. It was the first time he came into contact with such comfortable things as quilts and mattresses, and he really liked them. You'll know when you grow up."

"Hey," Ren Shuhan sighed, "I wish I had a fish tail like you."

Jiang Qingyue blinked: "Do you want to play in the sea?"

Ren Shuhan nodded: "I'm a good swimmer, and I can hold my breath for a long time, but my family says I'm too young to dive, otherwise it must be fun to go into the sea with you."

"Actually..." Jiang Qingyue covered her face with a quilt, hesitated for a while before saying, "I've heard of a method."

"What way?" Ren Shuhan lifted his quilt, afraid that he would cover himself.

"We mermaids have a legend, which was told by the mermaids. I accidentally overheard it once." Jiang Qingyue blushed, and said with a "shh", "Don't tell others."

Of course Ren Shuhan wouldn't say it, he didn't even know other mermaids.

Xiao Jiang Qingyue plucked up her courage and said: "It is said that the true love kiss between a mermaid and a human can turn a person into a mermaid."

The civilization here is at an early stage, and this planet doesn’t even have a name, but the daily life of the mermaids is still very rich, mainly because the mermaid tribe Jiang Qingyue belongs to is in the subtropical zone, with abundant food and safe sea areas. In Ren Shuhan’s opinion It's like a holiday island, so there are distinctions such as family names, words, and naturally stories.

Moreover, it is said that the earliest characters of mermaids were learned from humans, so Ren Shuhan could communicate with Jiang Qingyue without barriers.

The legend of the kiss of true love is the same as the bedtime stories told to children in the Star Alliance, but here it has become an adult version, which probably means that a meteorite fell from the sky one day, and a fish-tailless, incapable person lived in the stone. A swimming human and a kind mermaid rescued this comatose human. The human taught him language and writing, and soon they fell in love.

Human beings, who could not swim originally, became like fish after receiving the kiss of true love from the mermaid, able to breathe in water.

This story is too old, and the tribe has not seen human beings for many years, so Jiang Qingyue is not sure whether it is true or not.

"Or let's try?" Ren Shuhan suggested.

Jiang Qingyue didn't answer, but shyly "tweeted" the side of his face.

"Shall we go to sea again tomorrow?" Jiang Qingyue quickly pulled up the quilt, covered her face and said, "The water is cold at night, you are very fragile."

"Well," Ren Shuhan has always been a child with a strong body, but after communicating with Jiang Qingyue today, he also felt that his physique was average, so he said disappointedly, "That's right."

Such a cute little mermaid brother, playing in the cold water without clothes every day, and eating cold food three times a day is fine, he is really ashamed.

Ren Shuhan patted the little bulge in the quilt beside him: "Tomorrow we'll go play in the sea."

Early the next morning, the alarm clock rang, and the first thing Ren Shuhan did was get up, change into his swimming trunks, put on his goggles, and go into the sea!

He set the alarm clock earlier, because he was afraid that Jiang Qingyue would be discovered by his family, but the sea water was still very cold this early, and the sea breeze was also a bit cool. Ren Shuhan knew that he might catch a cold, but he was still a child in the water .

As it turns out, the legend was just a legend, and he failed.

Ren Shuhan was still an ordinary human being, and he still couldn't breathe in the water, but what he didn't expect was that he held his breath in the water for more than half an hour!

Jiang Qingyue was also very disappointed at the beginning, saying that she would have to go back after playing with him for a while, after all, Ren Shuhan couldn't hold his breath in the water all the time, so he played for a long time, and finally rushed back to the tribe. In emotion:

Why is little brother so powerful?It is so small that it can move freely in the sea and on land, so strong!

In fact, Ren Shuhan felt a little strange yesterday.

Because Jiang Qingyue was the same age as him, although he was a little smaller than him, but he was not strong enough to carry him so far without being tired.

At this time, the system has switched to a different tone, telling him: "Your body has been strengthened to a certain extent now, and it is stronger than kid Jiang Qingyue~"

If Ren Shuhan still had memory, he would have black lines all over his face.

Now he is coaxed to be very satisfied.

In this case, then I can follow the example of Robinson Robinson and build a small house on the island first, so that I can live together for a while after my parents come, right?

Ren Shuhan made this request, and the system had no choice but to agree, and directly placed a doll's house for him on the beach, with a bedroom, kitchen, and even a bathroom with pipes leading to another dimension. Although Ren Shuhan was young, But he is not stupid, after questioning carefully, the system had no choice but to explain that he is not an optical brain, telling him that this is his own unique superpower.

"Your level of intelligence, hey," Ren Shuhan sighed maturely, shaking his head again and again, "There are too many loopholes, so I just said how can the optical brain be so strange."

System: "...the host has learned the lesson."

So Ren Shuhan was alone during the day, and he didn't need to hide his superpowers, so he didn't use the small kitchen and ordered meals directly from the system.

He wrote down a few dishes according to Jiang Qingyue's preference for sweets, and planned to wait for Jiang Qingyue to sneak out at night to confess his super powers to him and give him a taste of delicious food, but he didn't expect to wait until night Three mermaids.

Jiang Qingyue lowered her head and said in shame: "I'm sorry, little brother, I was discovered by my parents."

The other two beautiful mermaids stood vertically on the beach with their tails upright. One of the long-haired female mermaids lowered her head with a serious expression, pinched her waist with her hands, looked at the human cub in front of her, and asked, "Our family is clean." Did you sneak out to play with you yesterday?"

Ren Shuhan was a little scared and guilty, but he still bravely walked up to Jiang Qingyue, stretched out his arms to block him behind: "I asked him to come to me, don't blame him."

Another male mermaid held his face in both hands, and said the same words in the same tone as when Xiao Jiang Qingyue found Ren Shuhan: "My God, is this the legendary human cub? It's so cute!"