Humanoid Arsenal Development Program

The night fell, and the moonlight poured down into the cold silver light.The signboards in the quiet alley flickered with dim fluorescent lights.As always, the bartender in an old red vest was slowly wiping the glass. The boy who had already sat there was wearing a black coat that had never changed for thousands of years, and the hem had already dropped to his ankles.

"It's so boring~" The young man let out a long sigh, and pouted his lips in a bit of complaint.

On the other side of him, the man with auburn hair wearing a gauze coat looked at the golden wine in the glass and slowly took a sip.

"By the way, what has Oda Saku been doing recently?" Dazai jumped up abruptly, blinking his moist kite eyes, looking at Oda Sakunosuke with interest.

Oda Sakunosuke replied flatly: "As usual, such as cleaning up corpses, dismantling bombs, and catching a few children who stole money from the organization's subordinate shops... nothing interesting."

Dazai Osamu's eyes became brighter and brighter: "Isn't this super interesting?! How about Odasaku, let's change it, I'm going to do that too!"

"Odasaku should directly hit Dazai with a hammer at a time like this." Wearing glasses and exuding a sad overtime workman's atmosphere, Sakaguchi Ango walked in with a bag, "Odasaku don't Too used to Dazai."

"Oh, Anwu, you are late!"

"Give me a glass of tomato juice." He said to the bartender who was quietly wiping the glass, then turned his head and pushed the glasses, the thick dark circles under his eyes were extremely conspicuous, "Because I'm much busier than you, Dazai. You are the only one who is too idle this time?"

His words were full of social animal resentment, and Dazai Osamu said it as a matter of course: "Because I don't want to write those boring reports."

Under the dim light, the smell of alcohol flows quietly in the air, and the hoarse female voice with a trace of sadness slowly turns along the record.

"Ahhh, why didn't Nagi-chan come back soon? I'm going to be bored and moldy..." Osamu Dazai pricked the ice puck in the cup with a puffy face, and Ango Sakaguchi caught sight of the drink that the other party usually ordered from the corner of his eye. Liquids of different colors, the familiar brown liquid bubbling from time to time, seems a little... familiar?

"Dazai, didn't you drink a bar?"

Oda Saku also looked over, Osamu Dazai raised his cup and shook it: "It's Coke~"

"Let me tell you, Nagi-chan is too much! I would rather go to a basketball game than come back quickly, and hang up on my phone." Osamu Dazai complained angrily, with slightly curly hair hanging on his forehead, looking very angry The little black cat with fried hair, but his eyes are so calm, like a puppeteer manipulating his body.

"Konno likes basketball?" Oda Sakunosuke asked curiously, "Have you never heard of it before?"

"That's not true, Nagi-chan obviously stayed in Tokyo for so long on purpose." Dazai Osamu said dissatisfiedly, "I ran over to find her on purpose before, and it's all because Mr. Mori only gave me one day off! Leaving all the messy things to me, ahhh, I'm so bored, I don't even feel so interested in suicide without Nagi-chan."

"If Konno-san doesn't come back and you can stop your suicidal behavior, Dazai, I don't think it's a problem." Sakaguchi Yasugo said, slowly sipping the tomato juice in the glass.

"Anwu, why did you drink tomato juice? Osamu Dazai looked at the bright red liquid in the glass in Ango Sakaguchi's hand, rolled his eyes, and poured a little of the Coke in his glass into it with lightning speed, "Hahaha, the secret cola tomato drink. "

"Dazai!" Several crossroads popped out of Ango Sakaguchi's angry head, and the calm appearance before was broken instantly, but Osamu Dazai still blinked his innocent eyes and said enthusiastically, "Try it, maybe it will be A new kind of suicide."

Ango Sakaguchi refused coldly and asked for another glass of tomato juice.

"Well, Ango who is drinking tomato juice really looks like a vampire." Osamu Dazai brought up the topic again, "Really, Nagi-chan just got stuck in Tokyo by a group of vampires and couldn't come back." He handled the pot skillfully. Throwing it on those vampires, Odasaku looked at him with a hint of worry in his tone, "Konno shouldn't have a problem with vampires, right?"

"No problem, no problem, Nagi-chan is super powerful!" Osamu Dazai boasted, blinking his round pupils, "And Nagi-chan will never become a vampire, she will die in love with me !"

"It's not worthy of any praise at all, and Ms. Konno definitely doesn't think so." The corners of Ango Sakaguchi's mouth twitched, and Sakunosuke Oda said thoughtfully, "As expected, Dazai, you really have a special relationship with Konno OK."

"Odasaku, this is not a relationship at all, okay?" Sakaguchi Ango complained, he always wanted to say that the relationship between Dazai Osamu and Konno Nagi is far from what normal people define as good friends. up.

"Even if it's Ango, you can't question my relationship with Nagi-chan." Osamu Dazai looked at him with his head tilted, his iris-colored pupils reflected the dim light, blurring the emotions in his eyes, and his voice was as loud as ever. but with a little vague meaning, "I'm going to be angry."

There was a sudden silence between the three of them, Osamu Dazai stared at the crystal clear ice ball in the glass, the transparent ice ball reflected the luster of the brown liquid in the glass.

"By the way, Ango, do you have business trip luggage in your bag?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, and Sakaguchi Ango reached out to open the bag, "No, it's like cigarettes, umbrellas, and ordinary things like cameras."

Osamu Dazai reached out and pressed the ice puck under the Coke, and he saw the camera in Ango Sakaguchi's bag from the corner of the eye, and suddenly a thought popped up in his mind, and he became excited again: "Then, let's take a group photo, just in time Just use this camera."

"Today is a good opportunity, although Nagi-chan is not here... Oh yes, I will call her now." Dazai Osamu quickly took out his mobile phone, Sakaguchi Ango and Oda Sakunosuke looked at each other helplessly, and could only bear the burden of hard work Take out that camera.

"Dazai?" Konno Nagi, who was sitting on a chair with a game controller and was just about to start the next level, took out the phone after hearing the ringtone and looked at it. She suddenly remembered that she hung up on Dazai in a hurry. A little guilty, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

"Nagi-chan, let me tell you, I'm in Lupin now, and both Odasaku and Ango are here!" Osamu Dazai turned on the video, pointed the phone screen at Odasaku and Ango sitting in front of the bar, the black-haired girl was stunned Dazed, then waved at them, "Mr. Odasaku, Mr. Sakaguchi, long time no see."

"Long time no see." Oda Saku replied calmly, imitating the other party and waving his hand, while Sakaguchi Ango pushed his glasses.Konno Nagi blinked, and then laughed out loud, "It's really rare, did you make an appointment today?"

"No, because my intuition tells me that I can meet Odasaku and Ango today." Osamu Dazai quickly interjected, and then entered the topic with great interest, "It happened that Ango brought a camera, so I thought we would cooperate together A picture, because you are not here, so I can only use my mobile phone."

"Group photo?" Konno Nagi put down the handle, she tilted her head, "Well, who will take the photo if it's a group photo?"

"Of course it's the teacher!" Osamu Dazai pointed to the three-coloured cat on the bar, "The teacher is very smart, and it will give up its seat to others."

"Are you so smart?" Konno Nagi didn't pay too much attention because he only saw the cat lying on the counter when he went there a few times before, "Well...or maybe I can raise a cat in the future?"

"Eh?! No, no, no, Nagi-chan is not allowed to keep cats." Osamu Dazai quickly objected loudly, "Keeping a cat is very troublesome, you have to buy cat food, get vaccinated, and it will grow lice and even bite people!"

"Meow!" The three-colored cat stared at the chattering black-haired boy, and let out a faint cry, as if its claws would hit his face in the next second. Osamu Dazai quickly closed his mouth, and then resolutely added, "Anyway, I won't allow it!"

"... Dazai, I just mentioned it casually, and I didn't say that I must raise it." Konno Nagi said helplessly, "Okay, didn't you say you want to take pictures, hurry up."

"Okay." Dazai leaned the phone against the glass and placed it at an angle facing the camera, Konno Nagi also changed his posture to look at the camera, the corners of his mouth raised a slight arc.

White light flashed, click, and time was frozen in that photo at that moment.

"By the way, Dazai, why do you have to shoot now?" Konno Nagi asked, and Dazai drank the Coke in the glass with a chuckle, raised the cup and smiled slightly, "Intuition, if you don't do it now Shoot, it seems that there will be nothing to prove our existence here in the future."

"Well, why don't we take another photo when I go back, I always feel that I am alone in the phone screen after the photo is developed, it seems very strange." Konno Nagi said, she turned to Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango Ask for advice, "How about it? Let's make an appointment to take another shot after I get back."

"Okay, I also think it's better to actually get together here to take pictures." Oda Sakunosuke nodded, and Sakaguchi Ango pushed his glasses a little restlessly, and then nodded slowly.

"So Nagi-chan, come back quickly. This is an agreement you made, and you will never break the agreement!" Through the screen, Dazai Osamu's beautiful pupils were illuminated by the light above his head, showing a trace of softness and tenderness. The subtle color of chaos.

"Those who break the contract will swallow a thousand needles!" There was a hint of indistinct deep emotion in his tone.

Konno Nagi stared at him, the evening wind blew in from the window and brushed her side face, the girl smiled slightly: "Don't worry, I will never break the promise."

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感谢在2020-05-0619:06:45~2020-05-0817:02:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: 1 for half a month;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: Li Youyou, Mo Hao 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!