Goddess hits female nerve

Due to Kang Xi's injury, during the recording of the program, some events that required running were canceled and replaced with small puzzle games, which can be completed by sitting there and using your hands and brain.

As expected, the planning team is quite experienced and seasoned. After plan a is eliminated, plan b can still be adopted.

The first mini-game is a very common word guessing game.What needs to be tested is the degree of tacit understanding between two people.

Kang Xi's group went first.

It was described by Xiao A, a member of Kang Xi's group, and Kang Xi guessed.

The first idiom is called 'opportunity'.

Ji Youze rested his hands under his chin, looked forward curiously, and then looked forward to how Xiao A would describe that word.

Little A looked at the topic, and then said while gesticulating: "There are four words in total, the first word is, the one that Yao Ming is good at...".

After reading and listening, Kang Xi said without hesitation, "Shooting? Shooting?"

"That's right! The second word is... a certificate that we all have to take when we go to school. What's the test called computing?" Xiao A hurriedly described.

"Speculation?" After Kang Xi finished speaking, she pondered for a while, then immediately clapped her hands and said, "Opportunity!"

"Yes! As expected of our team, Kang Xi, you are simply amazing!" Xiao A was full of pride while speaking.

The final result was that the two of them guessed a total of eleven phrases within 10 minutes!Kang Xi even guessed some words that Xiao A described quite abstractly.

Ji Youze felt incomparably incredible!

After Kang Xi finished, it was Ji Youze and little B's turn.

In fact, for this kind of topic, Ji Youze is not worried at all that her mind will not be able to turn, what she is more worried about is that her brain is too open to be contained.

It is said that when she was in school, every time she took a language test, she was a little prone to doing strange things unconsciously.

For example, many magical questions in reading comprehension.For example, "What is the central idea expressed in paragraph xx?".

Every time he encounters this kind of question, Ji Youze likes to answer: "The central idea expressed in this paragraph is that the author wants to write an article, and then he writes it."

For another example, there is a reading comprehension article with very beautiful words and sentences.Then there is a question titled below: "How does this essay give you impressions?"

Ji Youze bit his pen and thought for a long time, and finally replied: "Sure enough, I should go to Shangri-La during my summer vacation."

After the exam papers were sent out, Ji Youze was invited to the office by the Chinese teacher.

Teacher: "Why are you answering like that?"

Ji Youze: "Because that's what I think!"

Teacher: "You might as well not answer!"

Ji Youze: "But you said that even if you write randomly during the exam, you must fill in all the gaps that you don't know how to write. Those who don't fill up are fools!"

Teacher: "But why did you answer that way? You don't have any other thoughts?"

Ji Youze: "But that's my direct thought. The author's language is funny, the writing is beautiful, and he is good at using anthropomorphic writing. He describes the scenery of Shangri-La as a graceful woman, gentle, beautiful, lovely, mature and generous, which makes people very yearning. "

Teacher: "Then you can just write down the sentence you just said!"

Ji Youze: "But after reading it, my final thought is that I should go to Shangri-La for summer vacation! This is the key point!"

Teacher: "Go rough—!"

The above kind of thing has happened countless times.In fact, she didn't do it to confront the teacher, she just... Deep down, she felt that the questions that the questioners felt should be truthfully written about the feelings that they wanted to write the most!

After Ji Youze and Little B entered the battlefield, Little B first described it, and Ji Youze guessed the questions.

Little B looked at the inscription board placed behind Ji Youze, thought for a while, and then said: "Four words, four words. The first word first. For example, I want to ask you to borrow 1 yuan money, but you want to turn me down, what will you say to me?"

Ji Youze thought for a moment, and replied: "There is no discussion!"

"It's not this..." Xiao B hurriedly waved his hands while talking, but he uttered the first word of the idiom all at once, so he had to pass it.

Ji Youze turned his head to look, and the idiom was called: neither fish nor fowl.

Oops.So, if she answered 'No', she got the first word right.

"This question is also four words! What is the other name for the cicada in summer?" After changing the question, Little B continued to ask.

"I know! Climb the fork!" Ji Youze replied confidently.

After hearing this, Little B wanted to bump his head against a tree and said, "Not this, it's a more popular name!"

"The public climbs the branch!" Ji Youze panicked, and even created a word of his own.

"No... hey, I've passed it!" Little B was in a hurry, so he stopped guiding and continued to change the topic.

The idiom for that question is: know the book and understand the truth.If she answered cicada, then the first word was right.

Another new question appeared, and Little B smiled.If you can't answer this question correctly, it can only mean that when God created Ji Youze, he mistakenly put tofu dregs in her head.

"This question is three words, a kind of thing that lives in water, it's very ferocious, it can eat people, what's it called?" Little B looked at Ji Youze expectantly.And added: "Someone made a movie about it!"

"I know, piranha!" Ji Youze answered confidently this time.

"No... hey!" Xiao B suddenly didn't know what to say, so he had to shout.

Turns out, it was 'Jaws'.Continue to be embarrassed.

Seeing Little B's anxious expression, Ji Youze thought for a while and said, "Let's change places."

Little B had no choice but to nod.

The game continues to start.

"Four words. The battle between the enemy and us started, we beat the enemy to the ground, what should the enemy's situation be called at this moment?" Ji Youze said against the clock.

"A plate..."

"No, let me remind you of the first word. What usually follows the word collapse?" Ji Youze knew that he was thinking wrong, so he added it in time.

"A broken army!" Little B immediately understood.

"Beautiful. Continue. This time, the two words, the earth, the solar system, the galaxy, etc., all exist in one thing?" Ji Youze did not forget to gesture with his fingers to indicate that it is two words.

"Universe!" Little B was also full of explosive power.

"Yes, the next question, four words! Forbearance is calm for a while, what is it to take a step back?" Ji Youze completely entered the state.

"Broad sea and sky!" Little B answered right again in an instant.

"Four words are the adjectives we love to use when we talk about having nothing to worry about when we were young."

"Freedom?" Little B hesitated this time.

"No, the first word, the first word, what kind of double in the world?" Ji Youze continued to guide.

"Unparalleled under heaven!" Little B immediately understood after answering, and added: "Worry-free!"

"Correct."

……

Unexpectedly, Ji Youze's group slowly turned the situation back.In the end, I got nine words right.And none of the following teams could surpass her.Although it was still a bit worse than Kang Xi's group.

Overall, the recording of the program is still very happy.

It's just that after the recording of the show, Ji Youze discovered that Kang Xi's ankle was swollen.

In order not to waste everyone's time, Kang Xi just asked Ji Youze to take out the essential oil from her bag and rub it.Although the following program does not require too many activities, there are still a lot of walking and standing links.

After a few hours of recording, Kang Xi's ankle became more swollen.

"Let's go to the hospital." Ji Youze said distressedly.

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Seeing Ji Youze's frown as if there was a bow tie between his brows, Kang Xi nodded with a smile.

Afterwards, Ji Youze helped Kang Xi carefully get into the car.Both Ji Youze's assistant and Kang Xi's assistant were a little embarrassed, and wanted to help, but looking at the backs of the two, they always felt that it was superfluous to help.So, in the end, they just took things and followed them.

I went to the hospital, and after the doctor's examination, he said that there was a joint in the ankle, that is, a contusion.Seriously not serious, after all, no bones were injured.It's not serious but it's serious. Anyway, judging from the injury, it should hurt for about a week. It mainly depends on Kang Xi's physique.

In short, you must insist on applying and massaging vitalizing essential oils, and you must also take a good rest and avoid strenuous exercise.

After leaving the hospital, Ji Youze patted his chest, and said to Kang Xi solemnly: "Don't worry, it's okay, for the next week, I will take care of all the big and small things in your life! I will never let you You will be hurt again!"

After hearing this, Kang Xi burst into laughter.

Lao Ji's words are obviously very common, but it sounds so beautiful.

It's just that Kang Xi didn't know, Ji Youze strengthened his idea of ​​going to the gym.

Because when he was helping Kang Xi just now, Ji Youze thought in his heart: "If my mother is confident enough in herself, she can grab Kang Xi on her back and run wild without fear of her falling off. Hey. It's because I'm not confident enough. As for the back, I must be able to do it, but I'm afraid that I won't be able to walk steadily after I do it, after all, if I accidentally fall, what should I do if my ankle explodes..."

When Ji Youze and Kang Xi were recording the show, some fans couldn't help taking pictures, which were quickly spread to the group.

In the afternoon, Yang Suhuan was helping the people hired by the shop to clean up the small dishes left by the guests on the table, and the group suddenly became lively.

Na Shan fell in love with a piece of sea: "The photos of Lao Ji participating in the show have been revealed!"

Green Mustard: "Yeah, I want to see it!"

Na Shan fell in love with a piece of sea: "I uploaded the group file. Kang Xi seems to have been injured during the recording. Lao Ji seems to be nervous about her all the time. She really is a good girlfriend from China!"

Seasonal animals: "This is the first time for the two of them to be on the show?! Happy!"

Qing Mustard: "Yeah. I didn't like Kang Xi before, but now, I don't know if it's Ai Wu Ji Wu or what's going on, but I always think Kang Xi is also very good! I really like the picture of the two of them standing together!"

The god of the pineapple world: "Someone is writing their cp text...do you see it?"

Tumbler: "Where's the link?"

That mountain fell in love with a sea: "You haven't shown up for a long time, tumbler, haha, you popped up when you saw the cp text, are you lily control?"

Tumbler: "Guess."

Qing Mustard: "Actually, Lily is quite beautiful. To be honest, I think girls like our old Ji are really attractive to girls in terms of appearance."

I really want to fall in love: "Haha, I remembered that time when Lao Ji had a relationship with Kang Xi and posted pictures on Weibo. When I think about it carefully, it's really tricky!"

Yu Shan: "Is that the time when Kang Xi kept posting about herself and Hanna, and then Lao Ji kept posting photos of her and designer Zhang Lianchen?"

I really want to fall in love: "Yes, I didn't feel anything at the time. Now the more I think about it, the more fun I think."

Little Sand: "What are you talking about? How could Ji Youze be a disgusting homosexual?"

Green mustard: "That grit, are you sick?"

Green mustard: "Wrong type, grain of sand."

I really want to fall in love: "Thinking is really feudal, administrator, get this lunatic out."

That mountain fell in love with a sea: "Fuck you, little sand, what are you? In this world, no matter whether it is gay or heterosexual, you are not the one who can point fingers, you are disgusting! No matter what! Whether Lao Ji is with a man or a woman in the future, I will support it! Let alone Lao Ji, just ordinary people, I tell you, no matter who it is, whether it is straight or gay, I will never be like that Like something like Xiangxiang, use it to mock and satirize blind bb!"

Little Sand: "The reaction was so intense. Could it be that you are gay, and I stepped on your foot?"

That mountain fell in love with a piece of sea: "I have a boyfriend, thank you."

Little Sand: "If you don't reject homosexuality from the bottom of your heart, why are you so eager to clarify that you are not gay?"

That mountain fell in love with a sea: "What kind of shit is your head made of? I have a boyfriend, so I can't support gay anti-discrimination? I'll fuck you! If I support gays, I have to kick my boyfriend off." You mentally handicapped!"

Little Sand: "This group is disgusting. I'm leaving. Bye."

Qing Mustard: "Speechless, this kind of sb stuff, what about IQ...Xiao Hai, don't be angry..."

……

Yang Suhuan watched the chat content after downloading the group files on the computer.

What the little sand said made her froze for a while.It felt like being pinched by the neck.She has never liked to talk in the group, and she is often a diver.The atmosphere in the group was so tense for the first time.She was really at a loss.

After Xiaoshali left, Yang Suhuan tried her best to get rid of those unpleasant things.

After decompressing, and after clicking and viewing all the photos, she propped her chin with her hands, and her smile gradually spread.

Sure enough, Ji Youze and Kang Xi seem so close.And...it seems to be a good match.

Yang Suhuan sighed softly, and shifted her gaze to Ji Youze again.

Ji Youze in the photo looks good everywhere.Originally, she wouldn't deal with people like Ji Youze, but after getting in touch with him, she felt that Ji Youze had a magnet on him, and she couldn't get rid of it at all.

Suddenly I remembered what happened last time.

At that time, right here, under the rolling shutter door, Ji Youze turned around and asked her if she was afraid, and then smiled and said to her, "Don't be afraid."

It is such a small detail, but Yang Suhuan has to recall it several times every day habitually.Ji Youze's voice, Ji Youze's expression.Then I accidentally thought of Kang Xi...

Does Ji Youze like girls?She read all those books.No, maybe it was just curiosity to see that.But, if you like girls, then Ji Youze and Kang Xi could really be...a couple?

Yang Suhuan lay down on the counter, lightly touched a small crystal ornament with her fingers, and then turned her head to look at the pot of tequila quietly.The long water-like hair slid down the back and scattered on the skirt.Her eyes look watery and her brows are delicate and uncluttered, as if she came out of a painting.It's just that there was a trace of trouble on such a delicate and dusty face.