Rebirth of the shit shoveling officer in the entertainment industry

Chapter 1: I can't be a male cat in this life

The author has something to say: Since the number of words in Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 is too small, they are now concentrated in Chapter 1, and another chapter will be added in the evening.Thank you for your support.

Mu Wen’s family has a puppet called lychee. Please don’t question the name. It is Mu Wen’s favorite fruit. It can be seen how much Mu Wen loves the cat. He loves it so much that he gave it the name lychee. Called many times.

Lychee has a noble temperament and gorgeous fur, as beautiful as it can be, but it is a male cat, so Mu Wen has never been gentle enough to it.

As the only family member of Mu Wen who is tired like a dog and only comes home after 22:[-] and has to go out at [-]:[-] a.m. to work as an agent, Lizhi made an unforgivable mistake and fell into heat.

Lizhi took advantage of Mu Wen's absence to mark every corner of the house. As a result, when Mu Wen returned home, when he opened the door, he was greeted with a room full of poisonous gas roaring towards him. Cleanliness patients will suffocate to death in minutes.

After calling the housekeeper to clean the house three times, Mu Wen dared to enter his home. Even so, Mu Wen did not have the idea of ​​sweeping the litchi out of the house. Wen felt that he was so nice to Li Zhi that he was like his own father.

But at night, Mu Wen deeply realized what kindness to the enemy is cruelty to himself.

Lychee howled all night with its deep male meow voice. At three o'clock in the morning, Mu Wen finally broke down. He took the lychee and whipped it. He accidentally touched its cock and found...

Lychees are in spring.

After two nights of inhuman torture, Mu Wen felt that as a house cat, giving up the male cat's self-esteem for the owner was an indispensable test.

"Lichi, you can't be a male cat anymore, it doesn't matter, you still have me."

This promise did not make Lizhi give up maintaining his self-esteem as a male cat. It scratched its paws in the cat's backpack, turned around, and screamed, but it still could not shake Mu Wen's determination to sterilize him.

In the neutered pet shop, Lizhi launched an earth-shattering escape plan. It grabbed the back of a nurse's hand, bit a doctor's finger, kicked over a Erha's lunch, and swept away the entire plate of anesthesia. Needle, while they were in a hurry, quickly jumped off the table and escaped from the pet shop.

Seeing that Lizhi had escaped, Mu Wen hurriedly chased him out, leaving behind a messy stall.

"Lichi, stop for me!!"

Lychee, who was in a panic, jumped up and down the street, making wild animals jump everywhere.

Mu Fei was terrified when he saw it, and kept shouting: "Rang Rang! Rang Rang! There is a cat running past! Hey!! Be careful where you step! Rang Rang, please Rang Rang! Be careful! There is a cat!"

"Lichi, stop for me!"

"Meow!" No!

"Give me an injection obediently!"

"Meow!" Impossible!

"Father won't sterilize you!"

"Meow!!" It's even more impossible to believe you! !

One cat and one person, one running wildly and the other chasing wildly, there is no barrier to communication, and the picture is so beautiful that it is comparable to a blockbuster movie about police and gangsters.Passers-by around were stunned by this eerie scene.

Sudden!Mu Wen saw the red light on the sidewalk at the intersection ahead, but Li Zhi had no intention of braking.

"Lychee!! Stop!!" Mu Wen yelled in horror.

Li Zhi, who was in a panic, didn't seem to hear Mu Wen's shout at all, and plunged into the road where vehicles were already passing.

"Tick! ——!"

"squeak!--!"

All kinds of horns and brakes sounded continuously.

Lychee was petrified, jumping around in fright, the hair all over her body exploded. "Meow!!"

Mu Wen hurriedly ran into the traffic, gesturing to Lizhi to be careful. "Lichi! Don't move around!! I'll pick you up!!"

Seeing Mu Wen approaching, Li Zhi anxiously wanted to rush towards him, jumped onto a black Ford, and rushed towards him.

"Lychee!! Don't jump!!"

Mu Wen was shocked to find that there was a bus snaking along the road in the traffic behind.

"Boom!" Various collisions and screams sounded.

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Everything in front of him was like slow motion in a movie, imprinted in Mu Wen's eyes.

The huge bus smashed into the vehicles driving on both sides, causing a series of car accidents, and then slammed into the Ford where Lizhi was standing, and stopped with a loud noise.

Li Zhi's small body flying in the air was hit by the bus, flew straight out, and finally landed on the rear of a car.

Mu Wen's eyes popped open, and a bit of icy cold poured down his body, making him tremble uncontrollably.

"litchi..."

He stretched out his hand and shook it gently.

"stand up..."

Lizhi's body was still so warm and soft, just like when he was holding it, but now no matter how he pushed it, Lizhi didn't open his eyes, and didn't look at him with the same complaining gaze as before.

"Come on... Lychee... Please..."

Mu Wen's voice was barely audible, with the deepest panic and fear in his heart, he felt that the temperature of his fingertips was slowly draining.

Damn.. asshole!

He grabbed Lizhi's body, hugged it into his arms fiercely, no matter how he kneaded it, the little thing in his arms stopped moving, and slowly cooled down.

The handling of the subsequent accidents was very complicated. The driver of the bus drank a lot of alcohol. Drunk driving led to this series of accidents. The driver of the hit Ford was still in a coma after being rescued, and the rest of the vehicles also had minor or severe accidents. All of this has nothing to do with Mu Wen.

After simply making a record, Mu Wen left the police station with Li Zhi's body.

On the way back, he bought a small shovel to bury Lizhi's body in the park.

The sound of shoveling dirt can be heard from time to time in the park late at night. After digging the hole the size of a shoebox, Mu Wen put the lychee in, covered it gently with the dirt, and left.

Mu Wen asked for leave and transferred all the artists under him to other managers. Those competitors who cared about his resources thought he was crazy, and happily rushed to snatch all his artist plans.

The next day the TV reported a series of serious accidents on the road, and he was also photographed holding a lychee. For a while, various gossip news made various speculations about the death of his beloved cat, all kinds of and unreasonable.The famous agent Aimao ran onto the road, which led to a series of car accidents and so on..

A few days later, one night, Mu Wen came to the park again. He found the place where the litchi was buried and turned over the soil.The poking fingers became more and more eager, digging deeper and deeper.

No... actually no... Lychee is not here!Lychees are not dead!

Surprise appeared on Mu Wen's face, and the originally expressionless handsome face was instantly filled with joy.

Suddenly, his fingers touched a hard thing, it was a small bone, small and long, and there was a handful of soft hair beside it.

The palm that pushed away the dirt stopped, and Mu Wen's body stiffened.

After a few minutes, I slowly flipped through it again.A small skeleton appeared in front of him.

"Pa-ta, pa-ta..."

Crystal clear tears fell from Mu Wen's eyes.A sour pain filled his entire chest, and this kind of pain of loss was unbearable.

Lizhi was only the size of a kitten when she first arrived, and she has been raising her for more than a year.Mu Wen grew up in an orphanage and had no relatives. Although he was not gentle enough with litchi, Mu Wen always regarded it as his emotional sustenance and his only relative.

He naively wanted to escape the fact that Lizhi had died, and thought he could treat it as a dream.

But the litchi was really dead, and he found out inexplicably that he hated the litchi and hated that it left him early.

Mu Wen curled up, buried his head and sobbed softly.

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