don't take me for fun

After breakfast, Concubine Zhao Gui was planning to take the little rabbit for a walk in the Imperial Garden, but Xiaoxi stopped her way, saying that the empress had invited her.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the emperor and empress walking up and down in the courtyard restlessly.The empress has always been safe, and this is the first time I've seen her in such a hurry.

Li San saw Concubine Zhao Gui from afar, and rushed to greet Concubine Zhao, and invited Concubine Zhao to sit down.

"Zhao Guifei, aren't you from a family of generals?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Concubine Zhao was curious.

"Then do you know where there is a place to train soldiers in this country?" Li San continued to ask.

"This? Ten miles west of the capital city, there is a school ground for training the guards of the imperial city. I often go there before entering the palace." Concubine Zhao was even more surprised, "Why do you ask this?"

When Li Sanyi heard about it, he immediately regained his spirits, "I want to visit, can you take me there?"

Concubine Zhao quickly shook her head, "It's not like you can get out of the imperial palace just by thinking about it, besides, there is no concubine in the harem who goes to see the soldiers alone."

Li San couldn't see it, and was a little disappointed.

Concubine Zhao saw that Li San frowned and said, "If you want to go, you can ask the emperor to take you there."

I just peeped at Li Lingjiu yesterday, and I am a little embarrassed to face it today. Moreover, if Li Lingjiu knew the reason why he wanted to go to the school grounds, he would be laughed at to death.

Li San worried: "Is there any other way?"

Concubine Zhao thought for a while, then reminded: "Master Yufei can come and go as he pleases, if Master Yufei agrees to take you out, then there will be no problem."

Li San suddenly came to his senses, thanked Concubine Zhao quickly, and went to find Yu Fei.

Yu Fei was bored at leisure, and when Li San said that he was going to the school grounds, he agreed enthusiastically.

He came out of the palace very smoothly, and the guards didn't ask much questions.

Hired a carriage at the gate of the city and drove west.

Before getting out of the carriage, I heard a faint roar of order, just like the loud slogans of military training in college, but even more deafening than that.

He opened the window of the carriage and poked his head out to look around. Right in front of the carriage route, in the open field, through the dust blown by the wind, he could vaguely see the soldiers who were training.

The carriage was stopped tens of meters away from the school grounds, and several guards in military uniforms shouted loudly, saying that the barracks is an important place, and idlers are not allowed to enter.

Yu Fei pulled Li San out of the carriage, bowed to the vicious guard in front of him with a smile, and said that he was a friend of Zhao and General Zhao, and came to find General Zhao.

The guard sent one person to report, and not long after, another person came.

That man was about the same height as Li Lingjiu, but his physique was twice that of Li Lingjiu's, making him extraordinarily tall.

When the man saw Yu Fei, he laughed and came up to him.

"Daoist Yufei, what wind brought you out? Isn't there some kind of natural or man-made disaster in my school?"

Yu Fei said to the man with a serious face: "General Zhao, your youngest son and the right deputy general under the tent may have some intimate things tonight. I'm here to tell you to take precautions."

General Zhao immediately seemed to be choked, and smiled a little forcedly.He only found out about his youngest son and the right deputy general a few days ago. Is this Daoist Yufei really a fortune teller?

Seeing General Zhao's expression, Yu Fei laughed immediately, turned to look at Li San, and introduced to General Zhao: "This is the empress conferred by the emperor some time ago."

General Zhao hurriedly saluted, gesturing to kneel down, but was stopped by Li San, "No need, General, I'm just here to visit the school grounds, so there's no need to make a fuss."

Apart from the emperor, this person was considered to be the most distinguished person in the capital, and General Zhao responded by leading the two of them into the school grounds.

The soldiers in the school field are doing different exercises, including single archery and horseback riding archery, bare-handed wrestling, ice blade sparring and many other venues.Li San's eyes focused on a group of soldiers who were running with their upper body upper body.

Most of these people are strong and strong, with obvious eight-pack abdominal muscles protruding, and the muscles in the arms and chest are stretched and relaxed during running, which contains strength.Li San was envious for a while, this is the real masculinity.

"How?" Seeing Li San's fascination, Yu Fei must be fond of these types.

"Tsk tsk, when I can have this figure, it will be perfect." Li San sighed.

Leaving aside Li San's thin upper body and waist, Yu Fei repeatedly shook his head and said, "In the next life." Then, remembering the purpose of coming this time, he asked, "Do you feel it?"

Li San thought for a while, shook his head and said, "No, I can't imagine it."

"Then think about it, if you do that kind of thing with General Zhao..."

"Stop!" Li San felt a chill, General Zhao was a big man, if he fell on him, many lives would be lost.As a result, Li San didn't even notice, and subconsciously positioned himself as the suppressed role.

Li San suddenly thought of Zuiyue, and the picture of General Zhao pressing Zuiyue and sprinting on the bed appeared in his mind, his mind was agitated, and his lower body was about to move.

Yu Fei didn't ignore Li San's sudden change of expression, and teased: "It turns out that I like being strong."

Li San shook his head with unfocused eyes, slowly looked at Yu Fei and said, "I think of Zuiyue and General Zhao."

"Ahahahahahahaha." Yu Fei couldn't help laughing, "Poor General Zhao is worried about his son and his lieutenant, but he is being raped and slept with a man."

Li San rolled his eyes at Yu Fei, and left with a cold snort.

General Zhao saw that the two were about to leave, so he sent them out of the school grounds.

During this short [-]-meter journey, Yu Fei kept staring at General Zhao with a sinister smile, which made General Zhao feel terrified.

"General Zhao stay." Li San bowed to General Zhao, then turned around and got on the carriage, followed by Yu Fei.

General Zhao sent the two of them into the carriage, intending to go back to the school grounds, but Yu Fei said, "General Zhao, nothing will happen to your Lingzi and Deputy General Right tonight."

General Zhao was about to turn around to thank him, when Yu Fei continued, "They did everything they should do yesterday."

The carriage left with Yu Fei's laughter, leaving only General Zhao standing still.

When they arrived in the capital, Li San didn't go back to the palace, but took Yu Fei straight to Zuimenglou on Flower Street.

Yu Fei has never been to these places of fireworks, but it is quite novel, and he commented on the women on the flower street casually.

Back then when Zuiyue was taken into the palace by the emperor, the young ladies in the building were envious for a while, and the old mother had a particularly bright face.

Seeing Li San and a strange man come in this time, I knew in my heart that these two people were either rich or expensive, so I couldn't be neglected.He hurriedly called the buddy to greet him, picked out the most beautiful top cards in the building, and brought them to Li San.

The young ladies in Zuimenglou are there to relieve the boredom of men who are masculine or have special hobbies. Naturally, each of them has outstanding color and exquisite figure, and they are under the body in love.Li San looks at these people, they are very beautiful, but if they stick to him and groan charmingly, Li San feels awkward when he thinks about it, and he can't do it by himself.

The old mother looked at the nobleman in front of her and shook her head at the top card in the building, thinking in her heart that she was not satisfied with the best ones, could it be that she had some hobby?

"Grandpa, none of this suits your taste? Then just tell me what you want. There is no disagreement in my building. If what you want is not in my building, then it is even more impossible elsewhere." Yes." The old mother also understands, some nobles like this, but they are ashamed to say it.Since this Zuimenglou is a brothel, it can naturally meet the special requirements of the guests.

Li San shook his head, waved his hands, threw a piece of silver to the old mother and said, "Go down, there is no need for anyone to wait on you here."

Seeing the expression on her face, the old mother had no choice but to take the boys out.

Holding the teacup, Li San and Yu Fei sat on the railing on the second floor of Zuimenglou, looking down at the various guests and young men, with a look of disappointment.

"Don't you just like men, don't you just be the one who is oppressed? What does it matter?" Yu Fei comforted: "You see, I am the one below, and I am not sad. And...let me tell you, the one below That one is more comfortable than the one above."

Li San squinted at Yu Fei suspiciously.

"Really, think about it. Both men and women use the same part on the upper part of the body. What is the difference between this and self-blasphemy. If you are the lower one, there...you will never forget it after trying it." Yu Said non-deterministically.

Li San was still in a low mood, secretly saddened, how could he have feelings for men and men.

Yu Fei didn't bother to comfort him, so he dragged Li San out of Zuimenglou and went back to the palace.

The author has something to say:

Try to change the title, although I like the previous one better