don't take me for fun
Chapter 23
After eating the porridge, he stayed on the bed for a long time. It had been a long time since Xiao Quanzi delivered the book and left. It was so long that Li San felt that if he didn't get up again, he would face Li Lingjiu here all night.
Get up, lift the quilt, put on clothes, put on shoes, all actions are completed together.
He lowered his head and put his shoes on his feet with great effort, and should not look up.
"That... I'll go back to Xianyun Palace first."
Li Lingjiu watched Li San lower his head to put on his shoes, and didn't look up at him during the whole process of getting up.
"Leave after dinner."
"Eh... no, Xiaoxi will be anxious if he hasn't seen me for a day." Li San continued to lower his head.
"I have already sent someone to inform Xiaoxi that you are still staying with me today."
"Forehead...."
"Forget it, go wash your face, and eat later."
"Oh."
Li San wiped his face with a wet towel, and he became much more awake.Hey, isn't he just a man, I can't resist myself, and I'm afraid that he will really be tough.From now on, whenever Li Lingjiu's words crossed the line, she would pretend to be stupid and could always avoid it.Li San closed his eyes, took a deep breath to cheer himself up, and turned around with a smile on his face.
"Hey hey, I slept for a while." Li San smiled a little silly.
"What do you want to eat tonight? I'll ask the Imperial Dining Room to do it."
"Didn't you give orders?"
"Oh, you didn't sleep?"
"..."
Therefore, think clearly before speaking, and you can't just jump into a hole dug by others. Of course, the best way is not to speak.
Li San glanced at Li Lingjiu's desk. Apart from the memorial, there was still a dark gray biography of mountains and seas, which was the one he hadn't finished reading before.
The palace servants will come to inform that dinner is ready, and Li San is not in a hurry to eat.In order to avoid embarrassment, Li San could only sit opposite Li Lingjiu and continue reading the unfinished book.
"Li San, I've always had a question." Li Lingjiu put down her work and looked at Li San.
Li San lowered his head to read the book, raised his eyes to glance at Li Lingjiu, "What?"
"Where did you... come from? Why haven't I found any information about you?" This was Li Lingjiu's doubts, but also a point of interest.
Li San closed the book and put it down, thought for a while before saying: "You may not believe it, but I came from a... um,,, another dimension."
Li Lingjiu seemed a little puzzled by this answer, "Space?"
"Uh... It's a different world... Uh, it's a place that ordinary people can't go to." Li San was thinking about his words, not knowing how to express it.
Li Lingjiu nodded half-understanding, "Tianwai?"
"Yes, that's right, it's Tianwai!" This is more understandable, but "You, don't doubt it?" Li San felt that even a normal person would not believe it.
"What do you suspect?" Li Lingjiu gave Li San a blank look, "I want to know more, can you go back?"
"I...don't know." Li San felt that since he could come to this world, he must be able to go back.At first, I didn't know who to look for and how to go back. Now that I've stayed here for so long, I've gotten used to it, and I don't have much desire.But if you can go back, it's better to go back, at least it's so convenient to go to the bathroom and take a shower, and you can also play games online.
"Is your hometown good?"
"Of course! There are many delicious and fun things in my hometown. There are cars and airplanes, and the journey is very fast. Do you know that airplanes can carry people in the sky like birds, and..." Li Sanyi said Starting from the 21st century, there is great interest.Washing machines, refrigerators, TVs, computers, mobile phones, all kinds of things and uses can be said, as if these things are so magical.In fact, when he had these, Li San didn't think they were very useful. Now that he lost them, he felt that technology really changed life.
Li Lingjiu also listened with great interest, but the thoughts in his head were far from the surface.Li San loves those things so much, if one day he can go back, will he leave without hesitation and never come back again?
"If you find a way to go back, aren't you going to leave soon?"
"Of course." Li Sanbai glanced at Li Lingjiu, "I don't know how much more convenient it is than here. Hey, don't you all say that Yu Fei is a god?"
"Yeah, what's the matter?" Li Lingjiu felt a little uncomfortable thinking that Li San might leave.
"I think he should have a solution, and ask another day." Li Sanle said happily.
"Aren't you on good terms with him? Didn't you ask before?"
"Oh... always forget to ask."
It seems that Li San is not in a hurry to go back.You must greet Yu Fei in advance, and you cannot let him tell Li San how to leave.After making up her mind, Li Lingjiu felt relieved.
At this time, a little maid came over to pass word that dinner was ready.
"Let's go to eat." Li Lingjiu stood up first and walked to the front hall.
The food was really light.
For white rice porridge, all vegetables are stir-fried, all meat is steamed, and even stir-fried shrimp has become shrimp porridge.Hey, the chef in the imperial dining room is really conscientious.Fortunately, Li San is not obsessed with spicy food, otherwise he must have lost his appetite.
During the whole meal, Li San was thinking about how to refuse the emperor's request to let him sleep in Yulin Palace.
By the way, sleep watch!It was Concubine Zhao yesterday, who arranged for it today?Oh oh oh, Ling Meiren!
"Your Majesty, Ling Mei is on your bedtime list today."
"Oh? So what?"
So...so you should go to Ling Meiren!Instead of keeping me here.
"So you should go to Ling Meiren's place! You know that concubines in the harem are not easy, so you should go to comfort them from time to time." Li San wanted to pat the table, why did he have to explain it to him.
"Isn't the emperor's empress the most intolerable? The servants didn't even arrange their own position." Li Lingjiu began to be dishonest again.
"Eh... today's food is good, which cook did it?" Li San turned to ask the maid in charge of delivering the food.
"It's Master He Liren. He is the second apprentice of Mr. Zhou, the former chef. He cooks very light and nutritious meals."
"Oh, in this way, we can ask Master He to take care of the Xianyun Palace's meals in the future."
"Okay, servant girl go down and tell him."
Li San nodded in satisfaction.
Li Lingjiu raised her eyebrows and smiled lightly as she listened to Li San's question and answer with the maid.
"I won't go to Concubine Ling's place today." Li Lingjiu said as she put down the bowl and chopsticks.
"Why didn't you go?" Li San patted the table, his subordinates didn't dare to use force, but his voice amplified involuntarily.
"You live in Yulin Palace, of course I won't go, I can't leave you here alone."
"When did I say I'm going to live here?! I'm going back to Xianyun Palace, you go to Ling Meiren's place!"
"Let's go another day."
"What the hell? Do you know that Ling Mei only spends two days a month at bedtime, and if you miss it, you will lose one less time. If something happens next time, won't it be that Ling Mei doesn't see you once a month?"
"The day after tomorrow it will be changed to Ling Meiren."
"The day after tomorrow is Concubine Ying, she only has one chance a month, you just ignore the people in your harem, do you know..."
"Okay, okay...I'll go to Ling Meiren's place." Li Lingjiu was also helpless, why was Li San so serious, "He's really a housekeeper."
Li Lingjiu's tone was tolerant and indulgent, and Li San was a little nervous again, not knowing how to answer.
He could only hastily wiped his mouth, said something like a good meal, and quickly withdrew regardless of Li Lingjiu's reaction.
Get up, lift the quilt, put on clothes, put on shoes, all actions are completed together.
He lowered his head and put his shoes on his feet with great effort, and should not look up.
"That... I'll go back to Xianyun Palace first."
Li Lingjiu watched Li San lower his head to put on his shoes, and didn't look up at him during the whole process of getting up.
"Leave after dinner."
"Eh... no, Xiaoxi will be anxious if he hasn't seen me for a day." Li San continued to lower his head.
"I have already sent someone to inform Xiaoxi that you are still staying with me today."
"Forehead...."
"Forget it, go wash your face, and eat later."
"Oh."
Li San wiped his face with a wet towel, and he became much more awake.Hey, isn't he just a man, I can't resist myself, and I'm afraid that he will really be tough.From now on, whenever Li Lingjiu's words crossed the line, she would pretend to be stupid and could always avoid it.Li San closed his eyes, took a deep breath to cheer himself up, and turned around with a smile on his face.
"Hey hey, I slept for a while." Li San smiled a little silly.
"What do you want to eat tonight? I'll ask the Imperial Dining Room to do it."
"Didn't you give orders?"
"Oh, you didn't sleep?"
"..."
Therefore, think clearly before speaking, and you can't just jump into a hole dug by others. Of course, the best way is not to speak.
Li San glanced at Li Lingjiu's desk. Apart from the memorial, there was still a dark gray biography of mountains and seas, which was the one he hadn't finished reading before.
The palace servants will come to inform that dinner is ready, and Li San is not in a hurry to eat.In order to avoid embarrassment, Li San could only sit opposite Li Lingjiu and continue reading the unfinished book.
"Li San, I've always had a question." Li Lingjiu put down her work and looked at Li San.
Li San lowered his head to read the book, raised his eyes to glance at Li Lingjiu, "What?"
"Where did you... come from? Why haven't I found any information about you?" This was Li Lingjiu's doubts, but also a point of interest.
Li San closed the book and put it down, thought for a while before saying: "You may not believe it, but I came from a... um,,, another dimension."
Li Lingjiu seemed a little puzzled by this answer, "Space?"
"Uh... It's a different world... Uh, it's a place that ordinary people can't go to." Li San was thinking about his words, not knowing how to express it.
Li Lingjiu nodded half-understanding, "Tianwai?"
"Yes, that's right, it's Tianwai!" This is more understandable, but "You, don't doubt it?" Li San felt that even a normal person would not believe it.
"What do you suspect?" Li Lingjiu gave Li San a blank look, "I want to know more, can you go back?"
"I...don't know." Li San felt that since he could come to this world, he must be able to go back.At first, I didn't know who to look for and how to go back. Now that I've stayed here for so long, I've gotten used to it, and I don't have much desire.But if you can go back, it's better to go back, at least it's so convenient to go to the bathroom and take a shower, and you can also play games online.
"Is your hometown good?"
"Of course! There are many delicious and fun things in my hometown. There are cars and airplanes, and the journey is very fast. Do you know that airplanes can carry people in the sky like birds, and..." Li Sanyi said Starting from the 21st century, there is great interest.Washing machines, refrigerators, TVs, computers, mobile phones, all kinds of things and uses can be said, as if these things are so magical.In fact, when he had these, Li San didn't think they were very useful. Now that he lost them, he felt that technology really changed life.
Li Lingjiu also listened with great interest, but the thoughts in his head were far from the surface.Li San loves those things so much, if one day he can go back, will he leave without hesitation and never come back again?
"If you find a way to go back, aren't you going to leave soon?"
"Of course." Li Sanbai glanced at Li Lingjiu, "I don't know how much more convenient it is than here. Hey, don't you all say that Yu Fei is a god?"
"Yeah, what's the matter?" Li Lingjiu felt a little uncomfortable thinking that Li San might leave.
"I think he should have a solution, and ask another day." Li Sanle said happily.
"Aren't you on good terms with him? Didn't you ask before?"
"Oh... always forget to ask."
It seems that Li San is not in a hurry to go back.You must greet Yu Fei in advance, and you cannot let him tell Li San how to leave.After making up her mind, Li Lingjiu felt relieved.
At this time, a little maid came over to pass word that dinner was ready.
"Let's go to eat." Li Lingjiu stood up first and walked to the front hall.
The food was really light.
For white rice porridge, all vegetables are stir-fried, all meat is steamed, and even stir-fried shrimp has become shrimp porridge.Hey, the chef in the imperial dining room is really conscientious.Fortunately, Li San is not obsessed with spicy food, otherwise he must have lost his appetite.
During the whole meal, Li San was thinking about how to refuse the emperor's request to let him sleep in Yulin Palace.
By the way, sleep watch!It was Concubine Zhao yesterday, who arranged for it today?Oh oh oh, Ling Meiren!
"Your Majesty, Ling Mei is on your bedtime list today."
"Oh? So what?"
So...so you should go to Ling Meiren!Instead of keeping me here.
"So you should go to Ling Meiren's place! You know that concubines in the harem are not easy, so you should go to comfort them from time to time." Li San wanted to pat the table, why did he have to explain it to him.
"Isn't the emperor's empress the most intolerable? The servants didn't even arrange their own position." Li Lingjiu began to be dishonest again.
"Eh... today's food is good, which cook did it?" Li San turned to ask the maid in charge of delivering the food.
"It's Master He Liren. He is the second apprentice of Mr. Zhou, the former chef. He cooks very light and nutritious meals."
"Oh, in this way, we can ask Master He to take care of the Xianyun Palace's meals in the future."
"Okay, servant girl go down and tell him."
Li San nodded in satisfaction.
Li Lingjiu raised her eyebrows and smiled lightly as she listened to Li San's question and answer with the maid.
"I won't go to Concubine Ling's place today." Li Lingjiu said as she put down the bowl and chopsticks.
"Why didn't you go?" Li San patted the table, his subordinates didn't dare to use force, but his voice amplified involuntarily.
"You live in Yulin Palace, of course I won't go, I can't leave you here alone."
"When did I say I'm going to live here?! I'm going back to Xianyun Palace, you go to Ling Meiren's place!"
"Let's go another day."
"What the hell? Do you know that Ling Mei only spends two days a month at bedtime, and if you miss it, you will lose one less time. If something happens next time, won't it be that Ling Mei doesn't see you once a month?"
"The day after tomorrow it will be changed to Ling Meiren."
"The day after tomorrow is Concubine Ying, she only has one chance a month, you just ignore the people in your harem, do you know..."
"Okay, okay...I'll go to Ling Meiren's place." Li Lingjiu was also helpless, why was Li San so serious, "He's really a housekeeper."
Li Lingjiu's tone was tolerant and indulgent, and Li San was a little nervous again, not knowing how to answer.
He could only hastily wiped his mouth, said something like a good meal, and quickly withdrew regardless of Li Lingjiu's reaction.
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